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stupid dumb fuck edition

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pleb is plebb
plebe is pleeb

>Tfw no rent
>Landlord came by today to tell me she's starting the eviction process

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>stupid dumb fuck edition

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Just had a payday bar for the first time. Was way too salty, absolutely disgusting.

charleston chews are better hombre

Just drew this with my finger on my phone. It's very therapeutic you should try it.

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IM JUST KIDDING I DIDNT MEAN IT!!!! SORRY!!!!!!!

I find doing sudokus and jigsaw puzzles to be very therapeutic.

>>stupid dumb fuck edition

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looks cool
i like to fuck around in ms paint

try to draw a sexy anime girl

Notre Dame is burning down lmaoo xd

I do that at home often. Just have my phone now. Wish i knew something better to use than snapchat.

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brown hands

HOLY SHIT I HAVE A JOB INTERVIEW AND THE ONLY CLOTHES I HAVE ARE DUMB SHIRTS I BOUGHT WHEN I WAS LIKE 12 OR 14

lets make a deal, /cum, every /cum/mer donates a lil bit of money to my clothes fund

what you get im return? if i get the job i will most probably stop posting here

sounds like a great deal

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also lol why are tech nerds like this

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>if i get the job i will most probably stop posting here
nope not donating then

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Probably because you're a retard who goes on the internet to ask techs what their opinion is on the aesthetics of different EARBUDS of all things

the dude that made mcdonalds a major franchise was an alcoholic

A lot of people are alcoholics.

Why can't white people handle spicy food?

A lot of people are weak who let grain rule them.

Nosiree. The grape or the grain, but never the twain. I will have my wine thank you.

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thats saddening

Why do boomers insist on walking around the locker room butt naked?

You're here, no one's convinced you're not some sort of gimp.

Because it's a locker room lol

Which country is the king of dumb fucks?

that would be el salvador

pls give recommendations for games I can play while listening to podcasts

Guess the jig is up

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It was common when they were growing up. IMHO it's a healthier attitude to have.

terraria

lets ay together

Overwatch, apex legends

i wish that mara would take better pictures of herself

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Faulty premise that

Oh that's a good one, played through it with a friend a few years ago. Would be up for a second playthrough but I don't have a mic to communicate with.

it started raining heavily on my way home

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based hentai artists

It's true. Ask our Mexibros. They seem to be the only whites here that can handle spice

will you be my gff?

Jews are fond of horseradish on Passover. That can be pretty damn spicy

Why u do this mexicobro :(

sorry here in /cum/ everyone is rude to each other, didnt mean to make you sad :(

Jews aren't white.

are u gigachad?

yottachad here

yocto chad more like

my pussy is on fire

I'm really bored

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>try to play CSGO
>all the wagies are out slaving so the queue is slow
>have to increase acceptable bandwidth and play with yuropoors

fucking notre dame man

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how so?

You're pretty good user, make something from El Salvador please.

is Jow Forums blaming it on arabs yet

the body shouldn't be something to be ashamed of

of course, im hoping it was just incompetence.
but im genuinely scared that if it actually was an arab that france might go to shit very quickly.

Motmot is cute.

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You think French smoked cigs near wood constructions? I don't believe they're that stupid.
Fucking based, thanks ameribro

just woke up, frens

I got you bb. Snapchat has such a limited color palette, but it worked really well for that.

I think I’m gonna try to date my FWB
Maybe we’ll develop deeper feelings for each other

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East Germany had probably one of the best national anthems I've heard

Lazy neet

gee, who could have seen this coming

We met on tinder and tried dating at first too
We like each other like good friends except we also bang
It’ll probably end the same way
We’re just destined to be each other’s side pieces

genuinely sad because of this fire, cant focus on studying right now, feel awful

Notre Dame will be rebuilt, r-right?

>have hundreds of different games from a wide range of genres, majority of which I've never played
>spends half an hour trying to choose a game
>end up choosing to play the same game I've been playing weekly for 9 years

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i hope so

Obviously
And repaired not rebuilt

Think I'll go to the art gallery again tomorrow. It's been a couple weeks.

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going with your mom again?

I went with an acquaintance once and took my brother once too, but never my mom. She would probably love that maybe i will some weekend.

Bored af rn
Should I go to a museum

my mistake, thought you were the guy who likes to post those paintings.

of course!

yeah, you should go to bofa

they're gonna save the facade, r-r-right, buds?

Saw a vid. That's so sad.

Rip

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not a neet

I always type desu instead of desu

VARG KILLED MY NIGGA QUASIMODO

God damn wind took another one of my trash can lids

might go to the public library in a few mins

i got misty-eyed desu
tried to lean into it, get a good cry goin
no luck :/

have made 10 of the threads of page 1 on the archive
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came here to make a notre dame varg related joke, but i guess you beat me to it

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LA CREATURA

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combat sambo makes my pee pee hard
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*dances suggestively towards you*

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gay