Culture Pals /cp/ general

Keep (cat)Fishing edition

Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs from around the world! Here autistic sperg losers can meet equally autistic thots from developing nations like Russia (ew), China (yawn), and India (loos) for relationships so autistic even wouldn't bother with them.
Seriously this shit is more of a bitch than debugging pointers in C using vim with no scripts. Want to discuss Argentina? Want to discuss philosophy with an overweight Brazilian who got 0 on www.freesites.gratisiqteste.com.br? Want to get dropped by Turks with English so atrocious they make toddlers seem fluent? Want to be given the basic gestalt on boobs and soy by the resident mammary expert titman? Want to talk with/share QTs with the Taliban? Want to banter koreaboos?

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>reviving a dead threads
Yikes! Only the flip would fo something so dumb

>a dead threads
ok

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stole this from /brit/ waiting for the right time to send it to a qt

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Blacks

Are Filipino qts really this friendly?

youtu.be/n4-4bDz9r6k

Been sending some long ass messages back and forth with this qt Aussie as it takes a while to respond because of the time differences.
Every time I finish sending one of those, though, my inbox has filled up even more. It's all so tiresome.

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That’s what WhatsApp is for

>It's all so tiresome.
that's why ghosting is a thing.
enjoy it while the convo hasn't died yet.
when you get to the
"how are you" and "how's you're day" point, you'd miss those long ass exchanges.

just took some melatonin tablets

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No, they aren't
t. live in a city with a high fob flip population

Holy shit

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underrated literary hero.

Kek

>needing to take pills in order to sleep
LMAO
B&R

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>tfw no Aya gf
>tfw now qt Kazakh gf

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Hi guys

Hi

Is john or the serbia user around?

Serb has a good life now
or in jail
who is john?

Just smoke weed. Makes you go to sleep better than tablets. Just make sure to use it exclusively for sleeping.

a British guy I liked for a little bit

I asked one of the brits but he is not John.
Can't help, fren. sorry.

I want a Russian gf right now!

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Want to lick indonesian feet

>tfw no 1st world gf yet

Fuck my yemeni genes, not a single picture where i look good

I want a ukranian gf

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>first person he talks to
>ladyboy
kek

Go message them and tell them they are blyatiful, they love that shit

>Just smoke weed

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>quoting posts without responding directly to the post
Cringe

Great opportunity to engage conversation today with french users guys!

maybe you can get sympathy nudes from qts

How do you impress mexican girls?

1 Be American
2 just message them
3 Tell them to build the wall

lather, rinse to infinity.

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>Cringe

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hi, how you doing
I am _ from Australia
nice to meet you
I like to know about you if you like to tell me.

hello

>Look I posted it again
Yikes!

So Fr*nce thinks they can say fuck Britain do they? See what happens

>"Umm I have a question"
Fug me bros
I have a feeling she's gonna ask if I have other qts

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let the fun begin :^)

Were there posts deleted or something?

the previous thread? i think it was deleted.. but not sure.

if it's about john, i don't know the dude.

My mistake friendly flip-chan, I thought you asked it here or in the previous thread. Where else could you have?

>How was your prom? I hear US proms are so fun and amazing
>Uh heh y-yeah it was a lot of fun
>Do you have a picture of you and your date?
>Ummmmmmmmmm

oh, i sent a message to a brit pal who I thought might be john.
he responded with, and this is a direct quote,
>John?

taking the bull by the horns

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>Yikes!

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>girl messages me in broken english

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>tfw I can't see my qt's WhatsApp profile pic anymore, so I have to assume she has eliminated me from her contacts
Whaaaaaaaaaa
Fingers crossed that she has simply deleted her pic. Cos she did the same on the site.
Sometimes she writes nice replies. Then she leaves me on read again after I have written her five messages. Yesterday evening, I replied to her with texts about Notre Dame. She could have just said "Oh yeah, it's really sad," but no, nothing. Last week she once apologized for not replying readily, though.
I don't get this girl. Why doesn't she simply tell me she's not interested? She has told me there has been a tragedy in her family, though (something relating to her mother, I'm not sure what exactly, but her sadness seemed genuine, she said she's not herself, lately), so maybe that's the reason?
Should I just straight up ask her if she is still interested in staying in contact? Or is this too beta? We've only been texting for a few week. She gave me her number straight away.

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> deleted her pic
this one girl I know does that occasionally and another girl I've been talking to never added a picture on whatsapp despite having one on IP
>Should I just straight up ask her if she is still interested in staying in contact?
this is extremely beta

>this one girl I know does that occasionally and another girl I've been talking to never added a picture on whatsapp despite having one on IP
She originally had one though, but maybe just to show me it's her? We have even exchanged a few voice messages already. But that was like two weeks ago. Since then, she has sometimes been ignoring my messages. But it was when I wrote several long texts in the evening, I saw she had read them at midnight before going to bed. And I guess she forgot to answer, or couldn't be bothered. Maybe I should write more during the day? She's really wholesome, maybe she's just too shy to tell me she's not interested?
How do you anons build up entire relationships with girls who you only message with twice a day? This is way too autistic, even for me.

Ooof yikes bazinga

one of the girls I've talked to for the longest time started with no picture on IP or whatsapp and I didn't know what she looked like for about 4 months. I would tease her about it and stuff until she sent me a video where she ran past a mirror

>until she sent me a video where she ran past a mirror
Very cute

>ND burned
>get more views than I usually do

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>until she sent me a video where she ran past a mirror
Not very cute desu

what did you expect?

Nothing much, I knew the news would be on foreign national news but that's it.

That's what you get for saying fuck Britain

my qt does that too, sometimes she gives good replies that continue the conversation, other times lame replies. Sometimes she replies instantly other times takes ages to respond.

Which reminds me: FUCK BRITAIN

i'd rather not

the n word

Palace of Versailles is next Pierre

>be me
>go to uni
>start new Film Discussion class
>basically we just watch movies and discuss it
>get assigned to groups
>my group is just me and 5 girls
>all 5 girls are attractive
>I catch them glancing at me and smiling sometimes
>especially this one qt
>gorgeous brunette hair
>blue eyes
>perfectly straight white teeth
>hnnng
>we go to watch a movie
>we have mats on the floor to lay on as we watch movies on a projector screen
>I lay down next to the blonde girl in my group
>she just kind of smiles and starts to speak with me
>I notice the other qts glance at me with disappointment
>including the cutest
>she looked sad
>shit.mp4
>after the movie everyone gets together to discuss
>I’m sitting the mat still, about to get up
>I look over and notice another girl in the class walking
>we make eye contact and I realize
>”oh shit, I know her. Thats the Polish qt who I kind of ghosted after a while after meeting her on IP 2 years ago”
>she gives me a smile and as she’s walking past I say hi
>she says “we will talk later my love”
>at that moment I see all 5 girls from my group lookin at me with this very disappointed look
>they won’t talk with me anymore
>go home
>go to post on /cp/ about this mind fuck of a day
>wake up

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Shall not be reading this

Bring it on, more views and qts for us

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gagopa means i want to go

>get Brazilian girl on Snapchat fairly easily
>try to chat a few times, doesnt go anywhere
>figure I have nothing to lose
>send topless pic, ask her if she wants to exchange photos
>she does
>her body is unreal + she sends exactly what I ask
Gif related, from a longer vid

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Post the longer video then

>Girl asks me if my liking The Room is ironic
>I type out 3 nice paragraphs explaining how it's inpirational
>Tommy comes from nothing, made millions and a global phenomenon through sheer willpower and belief in himself
>Check profile
>She's a feminist/communist who lists fighting the patriarchy as an actual interest

I'm gonna get called a rapist cause I praised a man, aren't I?

I hate it when people say that. If I was black I'd not want them to say that, that's like a PC way to just say nigger. As soon as anyone says "the n word" a big neon sign in their mind flashes "NIGGER". I don't get how people are ok with that shit, you're making me think racist shit and circumventing responsibility.

Can't be fucked to convert to webm

are there any black qts?

>I would tease her about it and stuff until she sent me a video where she ran past a mirror
The thing is, I already know how she looks like, I went from 100 to 0.

>Hungarian
>I'm not a slut
>10 minutes late
>I have 3 fwb currently

Lol really?

Girls will go to such great lengths to convince themselves they can’t possibly be a slut. I knew a girl who fucked a ton of dudes, and I’ve even heard her bad mouth “slutty girls”.

profile?

Yeah. Send pics in her underwear to me, but keeps parroting I'm not a slut.
I asked her on the first day we talked does she send nudes and she's like "Do I look easy to you"
Then like 2-3 hours later she sends pics and says "I have 3 fwb" I was with one guy for 14 years before this
Still keeps parroting I'm not a slut though whenever I say show your tits or something. Does it though

hello yes where are the cute gf

If you want a whore, buy her. If you want a queen, earn her.

Ask her what she thinks a slut is. She will probably give you a ridiculous answer.

I asked a girl that once and she said “well.. a slut is a girl who has sex with a lot of people” so I asked her what that meant. She said “well the average for a for is 13” I asked her where she was and she said “oh I am above average....” right after she said that she has this look on her face like she was starting to grasp her own logic and she defended herself by saying “but, what I did wasn’t bad”

Just straight out say she is a slut.

semi based but not redpilled at all

Maybe I'd respond to these SEA folks if they put in any effort at all. India's likely to be a superpower before that happens, though

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It’s the reverse of genders

This is just women shitlord. She could suck 20 cocks in one evening and do it over again for 3 years, she'd still not be a slut.
Women employ every kind of mental gymnastics to prevent any form of self-reflection about their sexual integrity.

It becomes even more laughable when they give you the "I usually don't do this" and then fuck you like an escort would.

Now share her nudes and have sex, incel

let me try to find some for you, i'm bored

There are still some nice girls in the world tho

Also why the fuck do all of these girls want to play league with me? I don't even play that piece of shit

hmm

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>those profile pics
She definitely wants a baguette in her mouth

What's the easiest european girls?

Depends on western or eastern Europe
I'd say Ukraine