/cum/

I’m almost a foot taller than her

im 5'7

about the same I reckon

My FWB is Asian so no risk of getting fat

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never had a girlfriend
never had sex
never kissed a girl
never held hands with a girl
never hugged a girl
never been on a date with a girl

>tfw no gf

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>their laws are more strict than ours
Source?
Also a lot of the people immigrating there aren't just using it as a means to get into the US. Some stay there.

Haven't kissed a grill in more than 2 years

>bro just ask women out and learn from your mistakes
How am I supposed to fix the mistake of being ugly?

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just b urself xD

the only person i know who fell for the yellow fever meme married one and she almost immediately got fat
i can't seem to find it, but there was a big tiktok type meme that came out of china somewhat recently about women getting fat after getting married, where they'd show their wedding photos and then pan over to their fat lard wife

I’ve actually been doing this, it’s not helping with my ugly face

lower your standards until you're interacting with women who are willing to interact with you
then hopefully you will learn from experience how to be charismatic, funny, charming, etc, and you can pull yourself a bit higher up the 10-scale
alternatively you can die alone :^)

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My standards were never high

Hello would anyone like to invest in fascism?

if you're consistently being rejected you're shooting for girls that are out of your league

what's the next step in your business plan

yes plz

22.4 atm
25 if i get back to 180-185
could use some more muscles but no good gyms around desu

I don’t know man we started going to the gym together and she’s a vegetarian plus her mom is also skinny

You're hanging out at your best bud Stephen Miller's place when this fuckin guy shows up and starts chanting "curses" on you, such as this gem
>may you turn into a blintz and be snatched up by a cat

WAT DO

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I avoid weighing myself sometimes because I worry about my weight.

vegetarians have a tendency to get fat once they get a little older and their metabolisms start slowing down. all those carbs aren't good for weight gain

>Emily Dickinson
>Dick-in-son
Heh

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>le carbs meme
I've only heard this meme in Anglo-Saxon countries. In Italy people eat a lot of carbs but they're in much better shape and they live quite long.

delet

carbs are fine as a part of a balanced diet, i'm no ketofag
the issue for vegetarians is that it's pretty hard to maintain a balanced vegetarian diet so they have a tendency to overload on carbs
which makes you fat over the long term

Anglos can’t control themselves

think its time for a sleep /cum/bums

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Please get me a Canadian visa

what's your artisanal skill

Dildo sculpting

Actually I only want a US one

Canada doesn’t seem too interesting

didn't you just move to taiwan?

I want to have a monopoly on /cum/ threads

spoopy

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any country outside of NA is a shithole

a group of pretty girls in a car yelled something at me when I went for a jog

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FWB just dyed her hair grey

Yeah but USA is my true home
More specifically Wisconsin

is the guam flag supposed to look like you're being born and looking at guam through mummy's cunt

More like GWB lol!

delete

Lol
Good one

Will blumpf win again?

some ok shit in Europe

N!

lets hope not

yes, probably pretty easily

Haha
It was blueish silver before

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>mfw

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Yang will win
Screenshot this post

not great

yang is a strictly worse bernie because he's asian

Has canada been lying to us?

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>hapa fwb
degeneracy

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read my old yearbook and got real sad again

She’s a Filipina

I thought you said she was filipina

>american
>starts thread with food pic

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She is
Those are contacts

Her fingernails gross me out tbqf

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whats the deal with Filipinos and looking like that?

shes pale...

flips absolutely LUST after the big american cock. one added me on kikebook randomly and then like 30 of her friends added me too. weird af, never been there

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She’s browner in the summer

>dyed hair light
>non-pooeye contacts
>probably uses skin bleach
imagine hating yourself and your own race this much, almost as bad as trannies LOL

How do I get a flip gf???
What the fuck

cringy pic tbqh

She doesn’t skin bleach tho
And she rarely wears contacts

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Exist lol
It’s easy

>replacing the swastika with a gay kike star
wew, hilarious
saved

shut up you fucking cringeass russian

ahhhhh gabagool spaghettt

hate pinoys

Love Pinoys especially the ones that let me cum inside them

I'm not wh*te
It'll take more than that

previous thread only had 37 posters...

it's much better with the star of kikery. these nerds need to learn some subtlety sometimes

For me, it's getting a gf who grew up in the same city and hopefully the same general neighbourhood (and whose family has been in this area for centuries like mine)
I put in my time dating foreigners and I'm sick and tired of culture-shock misunderstandings

I want to racemix with white girls

Blacked posters make me laugh the hardest

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>getting a gf

you lost me

Incest cringe

gf means girlfriend

nikola tesla is the smartest man.

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