Me: *clears throat*

æ sgu lie ah æ kamelåså

"Kamelåså? Danish merchant tried to order 270 liters of milk - got 2575 liters"

This literally happened

translate.google.no/translate?hl=no&tab=wT&authuser=0&sl=auto&tl=en&u=https://www.tv2.no/a/7268663/

Fedt mand

wicked fedt mand

What the fuck

Flimsetums?

Spisnigå!

pls dont curse like that

>*person dies from choking*
>due to my autism I just laugh along

*speaks dutch in denmark*
>they try pretend to understand as they think its some danish dialect

to be fair dutch is actually easier for us to understand than german

Attached: 1454669094439.png (479x485, 123K)

thats just because the hochdeutsch dialect is the standart
plattdeutsch is def in the middle between danish and dutch

Fuck i hate danes as a people.

>Me: *clears throat*
>Danish friend: "Oink oink"

hahahaha

why??? Isn't the stereotype that they're super nice and kind?

Uh no danes are notorious assholes
Fuck danes and their lies

:(

That's alright

That's true.
Low German is a lot easier to understand than standard german

Attached: 1527859068513.jpg (1100x738, 157K)

Yes and it isn't wrong but that is irrelevant

hmprhf

Attached: pigshit1.jpg (800x538, 130K)

dumping some samples from my collection

Attached: dogshit2.jpg (1126x1095, 385K)

my personal favorite

Attached: humanshit3.jpg (320x240, 34K)

Did you buy a whole bunch of danish flags and put them in various dog poos you found?

Could someone here please post some shirtless pictures?

I would never spend money on a d*Nish flag

Lmao. I have a finnish fren who visits america for a few months every year, and his english is really good, but it is very mixed with gurgling noises and weird throat stuff. Funny scandi languages man, almost sounds pretty gross desu

arr rook same

death to scanians by the way

Attached: Danebrog.jpg (480x480, 81K)

Attached: danmark.jpg (480x480, 85K)

People = shit

Danish posters are so nice, I feel bad for trying to bait them. They never get angry anyway.

',;^\
typical american

Yeah english speakers here dont gargle their words and sound like they are drowning in saliva, sorry

you have to be pretty stupid to think finnish is anything like danish or other scandinavian languages