Just found out my mother is Dutch. My grandparents came to Portugal in the 60's...

Just found out my mother is Dutch. My grandparents came to Portugal in the 60's. I always thought my mother was full blown Portuguese since I never met my grandparents and she was a single daughter.
What the fuck is this bullshit. You wanna know how I found out? 25m ago it was something like this

>Hey user your mother and I are going to visit her homeland for two weeks, want to come with us

That was it. What the fuggg

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pootugal

GENETIC TRAUMA

Get fucked idiot

It should be a nice holiday user you should go with your mum the dutch are a hospitable people

go with them and marry one of your dutch cousins

I wonder if Leeuwarden is nice?

Hello my fellow mutt.

They literally arent

Why the fuck do you care?

>Leeuwarden
It looks nice fren, It would be a good experience

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Just embrace your heritage, euromutt

Actually user it won European Capital of Culture 2018 so it seems pretty nice

it's nice, better than amsterdam or rotterdam

>ALL THIS TIME I THOUGHT I WAS JUST YOUR AVERA 2M TALL BLONDE GREENHOUSE LOVIN' PORTUGUEZE

Pelo menos não tens a genética manlet.
C-certo user?

why did she breed with a Portuguese manlet

That ugly building in the back ruins it. Historic neighborhood shouldn't have high rise buildings

Your right but it seems theres only two ugly monoliths in the city so its so super bad

she wanted that Barbossa bling

Not super*

Guess I'm going.

Certo.