Why is there a loaf outside my door

why is there a loaf outside my door

wtf...

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oh no
it has gotten up WTF do i do

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He's a fat boy

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He angry
Abscond, user!

Give him something to eat?

...bread it.

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Is it true that they pay people to kill feral cats in Australia?

He just doesn't want to be bread

Maybe remove the gay filter from your camera.

I woudn't be surprised if they did, seeing how much of a menace cats are to native animals

You call that a loaf?
~~This~~ is a loaf.

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Didn't you learn anything from the Emu War? You guys better not start shit with the cats.

there is no filter

Give it a bowl of scrambled eggs to eat

comfy guy

Maaaaaam! There's a fucking weird ass cat outside!

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RUN!! GET TO THE CHOPPER!