Thailad and Alan enjoying Songkran probably
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you arrive in london
We can't go on together with suspicious minds
Matched with some slag who had "bust down thotiana" on her profile so i messaged her and called her a wannabe whore and unmatched
Cunts face was busted anyway but still
so glad i experienced songkran was good bants
Youtube Inglan is a bitch.
triggered as af
i observe this activity
didn't even say the n-word janny take a chill pill
He was the king, wasn't he
someone is smoking weed in the train. and by someone I obviously mean a blackie
mental how if you come here and just discuss British culture then none of the xyz-posters have to bother you
ask not for whom it looms
acted moody with the gf all day now shes being really nice and i feel bad
oooohhohohoho thought you could hide from me you saucy mostly finished bottle of jim beam
You don't need one of those. The secret to good posture is to stand back against the wall flat so that your heels are touching the wall and your neck is touching the wall.. then bring your arms up and down like you're trying to flap like a bird slowly, and then do the same pointing outwards, and then around on both axis like swimming but make sure to keep your neck touching the wall as straight as possible
You feel your posture correcting instantly after doing this btw but do it every other day for 2 mins
I prefer the term gollywog
what draws black people to weed exactly?
what do they hope to achieve?
say it to my face you coward
The result of the 2016 EU Referendum was:
Remain: 16,141,241 votes (48.1%)
Leave: 17,410,742 votes (51.9%)
Leave therefore won by 1,269,501 votes. A swing of 634,751 people would have been enough to secure victory for Remain. Over 80 million Facebook users saw the VoteLeave campaign’s ads on social media during the period of excess spending. Taking a conservative industry estimate that 10% of users would have clicked through, over 8 million people would have been directed to Leave campaign content that sensitive moment. Standard industry modelling would estimate that over 800,000 of those would have been converted and persuaded by the campaign.
On the basis of this evidence I consider it very likely that the referendum result was the outcome of excess spending by Vote Leave and/or Beleave.
anyone need decking?
Let's give it a shot then
Favourite British river?
For me it's the River Wharfe.
Man City v Tottenham (20:00)
nah already had my garden done mate
spurs fan here bricking it
jog on JF
For me it's Dwyfor
Fuking hell lads. Elvis was and still is top tier
would love it if city get knocked out tonight
lmao they just can't accept that they lost, this is like the Mueller report all over again
the river can
yeah you're fucked
Ah you caught me
don't think we're fucked, we're in a good position really
Spot the gaping flaw in the conclusion.
about to piss into my piss bottle, any last words?
you'll be over it soon enough
Tom Jones, Elvis Presley and Joe Dolan.
Three top class men
I know but at least I know what it's like.
the climate change myth is now causing violence on the streets
oh my, oh dear, hmm yes, very worrying.....
Belter of a choon
chance this is melvin: 10%
chance this is turtle (phimo): 50%
chance this is tim: 66%
chance this is Jordan: 75%
feels good doesn't it
can finally look the 'rents in the eye
It's worrying that there are still "people" mentally retarded enough to call climate change a myth.
And they're allowed to breed.
is turt's sister really a prozzie?
Nonces going to have a field day with this
they should've marketed it as a handheld telescope instead
This is actually a good song. If you disagree you have shit taste in music
More like Leana Foreheady
much prefer playing LoL in the daytime with my unemployed virgin brethren wagies and school kids are shockingly bad
for me it's Big Ben Disraeli the Israeli
booked an ibis
suspicious how ur mind even thought of that desu
The myths regarding climate change are as follows:
it's the fault of the average people
the governments and corporations of the world are going to do anything to stop it
it's the most serious damage humans are doing to the environment
Brainlet. Go listen to some nigger music
You a gamer?
Bit of a gamer myself
If you are living in the South-West of England, please I beg you vote for UKIP in the EU elections to get Carl of Swindon to become an MEP
SOMEONE ORDER AN IBIS?
*knocks at the door*
*waits 3 seconds*
*lobs it over the garden fence and drives off*
was going to vote for the brexit party
Can't write female characters at all.
Would be banter to see him crumble before the EU
women don't exist
if they did, they would have to be arrested
Nazi Germany was incredibly peng
isn't he the racist misogynist who threatens to rape MPs on twitter?
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Am sitting next to two sandniggers in uni toil lads
Gilded Age America was more peng
sun peaks est. 2010 canadian mountains ski resort original authentic exploration
i guess you could say i am
wtf i just realised why he's called kinobody
the man was ahead of his time
i thgouth blacks being violent was an american thing
he's a based radical centrist
Yanks are alright
What'd ya like most about it, minnow?
got a 74 on the exam lads!
That's him, but a the majority of young men in here are unsuccessful with women and also suffer from racism that's apt to make him a popular figure.
Good song lads
my council election choices
fat tory bitch
green party mong
mentally ill socialist
smelly ukip twat
lib dem student tosser
guess who i voted for
you are a virgin mboko
b-but I have a wife
no you don't you sad piece of shite nobody with a wife would spend 4 hours an evening baiting on here
You've plainly never been married.
Friendly reminder that dried fruit is better than fresh.
Do not reply to me
i would go for the smelly ukip twat or the mentally ill socialist
Karl von Swindonberg
and you probably also want to distinguish between me a nd the people you accuse of being me because they don't have racism.
Green for me.
Where do I find a camel-loving gf lads?
went for the fat tory bitch
Stop fucking about, soft cunt. You're the english fella. You're not black at all
so yer mam then?
of course not im only early 20s
i’m a racist humanist
redpill me on footie management games, last one I played was some game on the ps2
At this current moment I'm on the far end of tipsy
highly recommend this movie lads had no expectations going in and it's was actually really good + had no idea amber heard hubba HUBBA was in it
I'm not English, although I lived in England before moving here. And I'm very well aware that I'm not black, but it seems to amuse my angry little buddy to say so.
Oh my nothingness! I fucking love SCIENCE
Stop posting this twat
you can see her bum jiggle because of the recoil at 7 minutes
Pathetic. Alcohol is for subhumans
I'm considering a drink. More out of boredom that anything else.
You speak very good good english for a foreigner. Where you from pal
please don’t repost retarded opinions for me to get angry at xxx
the gf was really sweet this morning lads
This is basically all this website is these days. Go to almost any board and one in four or five threads is just a Twitter screencap.
spend more money
get the result you want
seems this strategy is very effective
he changed his story but he used to say he was English
I'm drinking out of boredom. I wouldn't blame ya. Fuck all else to do. Got a litre of rum lads. Might leave myself a dribbling mess lmao
Why you posting ats for ya bowsy
NOT a tarq, more a radical new labour man
HOWEVER the park across from me used to be lovely and well maintained but the labour council has let it go to SHIT in the past few years and my bus prices are increasing as are my taxes but i don't see fuck all getting better so there you have it
You can't even say nigger anymore? Fuck this shit website desu
now do steel beams
No, you decided I was English because if fit your angry narrative little buddy.
My dad was English.
cringey yank proddy cunt virgin freak shut the fuck up you absolutely retarded loser
Freeze dried is the best. Nice and crispy
Prefer a try on slag
I wouldn't blame ya
I really want to do some legal stuff tomorrow though and hangovers are not a good look.
kek, fucking hell man. We're all the one. Stop with all the auld shite man.
I was here when he said he was English. Just codding wasn;t he
horrible rat faced anglo
What is quite interesting is that Remain out-spent Leave by millions and millions yet still lost.
Think I'm addicted to these desu.
horrible rat faced anglo
Anglo, Brazilian, Black, Lesbian lad from Eastern Europe isn't it?
Kinda a universal soldier.
Make cyclists pay road tax
if you spend enough money laws dont exist
Touched a nerve? You're pathetic and I mog you in every facet of life
Still leaves me wooly headed.
tismomick off his rocker
there is no specific road tax
and above all a faggot
have sex you wizard freak
They do though.
vehicle tax then dumb twat
y i k e s
Yes, that too angry little buddy.
Why are you proud of being a degenerate?
Reliving the glory days back when you can say nigger before mods and jannies had to answer to their corporate advertising overlords
people born before web 2.0 cannot compete
it's an tax on emissions that car owners pay, bicycles don't have emissions why should cyclists pay an emissions tax
paki calls me at toil
tell him I can't help and he needs to call back in a couple of days
paki hangs up
paki calls up again
hears my voice
hangs up again
Thanks for the +1 to my CPH
why are you proud of being a 31 year old virgin with no job or education, only just gone to community college and lacking in any human contact so you spent 14 hours a day spamming here even though most posters keep telling you to fuck off?
new gf leaves wet patches on the bed when i finger her
Can't speak to women
it's vehicle tax not emissions tax . thicko mong
Bizarre psot. Don't understand it
The character "Mboko" is allegedly all of those things.
I don't know man. If you got things to do you're probably better off staying sober innit.
Might just have a glass with my dinner. Really just fucking bored.
mine just leaves blood marks, bits of tissue paper and pinworms
what kind of dry frigid bitch wouldn't though
tax this emission
*spreads your boipucci*
Your misplaced rage is hilarious.
your misplaced sense of self worth is hilarious
Had a comfy nightly haircut AMA
feeling depressed lads
the idea of a cosmopolitan progressive internationalist bourgeois Irishman is fundamentally hilarious
Now hopping upstairs like bugs bunny
I don't know how actual NEETs do it.
oo yer ard
holy christ just seen a black walking through my estate
hmm quite interesting and informative. thank you
I'd drink myself to death in fairly short order.
Not that that's entirely unlikely as it is!
Just had a pint in spoons on my own
Great experience, spoons is like a public living room
Just wait until you see them walking with white women
fuck off vile cunt
I only do that in airports
meeting with professor toilberg in 20 minutes. reckon (and hoping) she chops my bollocks into pieces
a public living room
Stopped believing in reality after reading a buddhist book lads
was just buying some food
You are not welcome here.
The company who worked on the restoration on the #NotreDame in #Paris has confirmed! There were no welding works going on, and there were "NO HOT SPOTS" according the company, or flames being used. The company and workers confirmed to investigation police the BRI.
What is a man to do when he has 30 mins spare in a town? Pray tell
Just wait until you see them walking with white women
How do publicly traded companies like Total and LMVH justify £100m+ donations to Notre Dame?
nice batty that
I used to live in an estate in Blanhardstown called fortlawn. Never actually seen a black inside of it. It was a rough old area when I was there. I think half the houses are boarded up now.
go get a 20 bag from him
Jewish women are unbelievable
Need to take a piss. Back in a minute
none of them have any of the features that make jewish women particularly appealing outside of their lips and that green eye color
physics lab today
then i need to pick up me mum from the airport
What isn't redame?
will they finally do it this time lads?
God wills it
everyone knows you don't buy drugs off blacks they rip you off
have the same eyes as the one on the right haha
wasn't judging mate just offering my experience of doing that
tattoos are peng
isn't pikey slang for gypsy?
I wouldn't know I only buy from pakis
hello cutie :)
this is good any one even remotely tech literate will get VPNs this is good for personal internet security among the general public
no they aren't
If they think for one SECOND I'll be paying mindgeek a fucking penny they are SEVERELY deluded
гдe ты лeтo?
i'm a gay retard!
Wasn't snapping (mostly), genuinely curious
Chav is a gypsy word you know. And no. British people don't know the difference
Clever boy ruining your body with tattoos
*Humiliates your pornfu*
Ofcourse you do. I was watching a paki deal drugs one day. High as a kite with all the latest gear from cheetam hill on him
cant wait to get my next student loan so i can get more tattoos :^)
catyank can you post the pallas cat picture where he's got his paws on the window and the person's hands are meeting up with the pallas cat paws
IN YOUR HEART!
AND YOU’LL NEEVEER WAALK!
YOU’LL NEEVER WAALK!
Have done about 3 hours of actual work over the last three days
It's actually demotivating to do nothing all day, I almost feel bad for 'berg
*makes my battle with anxiety and depression public*
dont have any pallas cats, that's a different lad
If you like tattoos you know, yu like them innit. What tattoos do you have anyway?
if you want a tattoo get it in black, no colours
these are probably russians in the IDF larping as jews lad
there are a lot of cases like that
like tattoos on girls but will never get one of my own
God how I fancy her
suggest me a tattoo lad
i've become used to doing 50-60 hour weeks but i've had both monday and wednesday off this week and i feel a little bit lost
so much so that i agreed to go in early tomorrow to make up for it
new tat, what do you lads think?
And what do you consider work?
Out in sweden they love liverpool for some reason. Some even have Livepool benches in their front gardens
*posts image of Robert Webb*
I've done about 10 hours
something white and based
I thought that would be common sense. They discolour.
cringe but redpilled
Why the fuck are you being so hostile?
I've barely posted here in weeks
I was going to get a Nordic Compass
alright so if a coworker really likes what a brought to the toilplace potluck and says she "absolutely must have the recipe," is this just a thing people say or do i genuinely need to write it up and email it to her??????
remember to vote for the brexit party lads
all these poofs calling typing on a computer and and answering phones work
work is shovelling until your arms give in and you still continue. Thats what work is.
literally dont care about immigrant leeches.
Not that new, you posted it on pintrest a couple of years back!
NO, THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WINNING
this town's finished
is /cum/ out of order?
imagine it was filled with humans and not shitskins
*Stealing tools out the back of other people's vans
A celtic symbol of some kind I presume?
that's called labour
the average person in this country would be wasted on such
Fuck off you child molesting cunt.
/pol/ is defending cargo shorts of all things en masse
really gives you an idea of how the average poster is like..
no idea i don't go anywhere else on Jow Forums anymore
Oooh you're a salty boy tonight.
The shagger's tour
wait there's a Brexit Party AND UKIP? how are their aims any different?
I normally steal them where they leave them
YouGov's polling is generally utter shit, but it would be hilarious if BP did win. Imagine how fucking furious Juncker, Tusk and co will be when he taunts them in Strasbourg.
satou from welcome to the nhk snorting coke
unabomber sketch with embarrassed loli face
not sure what to get next, but i feel like it's got to be something thats going to decrease my chances of employment to match my others.
my grandad got a tattoo of a skull in a top hat when he was 12, i might get a similar one.
People that claim to have 'banter' with their mums are always cunts
How seething are you, Mboko?
giving the gf a driving lesson tonight. might shag her in the back seat too.
farage is a mong who needs to be at the centre of attention so he set up a separate party while claiming ukip has gone radical
i'm getting the word
ISNT IT FUNNY
One is racist
unabomber sketch with embarrassed loli face
Not at all lad, hate the disease, not the victim.
UKIP have gone to shit though. Batten is a full blown mentalist who is making the party about pissing off Muslims. Why the fuck would you encourage Robinson to be an associate? The man is utterly toxic.
Why would I steal tools out of the back of a van when I can buy them off chavs who stole them out of a van for dirt cheap. Anyway, what would they have in the back of a van, a few drills? I don't need drills sublck. I need wacker plates, stihl saws. Janarta meen sham
Healthy body healthy mind
If I were to ever get a tattoo which I wouldn't it would be either Catholic or Celtic. That shit there is stupid. The only thing worth getting permanently marked on your body is your roots not some pop culture kike shite. No offence like
cos you're a piece of shit who needs to rot in jail FUCK OFF you vile ugly cunt you're not welcome here
You are a disease, Mboko. Fuck off back to Lagos.
UKIP are mongs though, no point allying with Tommeh to focus on islam while 100% of the focus should be on Brexit.
Face is starting to go numb lads lmao.
You arrive in Paris circa 2019
michael the pichael
3rd world people 3rd world city
he didn't see me
Pretty sure thats Derry
IS DAT DERE NODDUR DAYUM?
looks like kerry
Why don't these climate protesters fuck off to China and protest against Pooh bear?
Would mind if I took you out for some pints haha
it's on me
Is that Dublin
Would be just in time for the Gidi Fest if I did lad!
women should be arrested
YOU'VE GOT TO LAUGH WHEN YOU FALL OFF A SOFA
i want a brit roommate so i can bully him with gay banter
Another day another frail brit taken down by a single punch
I'm all about the bejamins sunshine