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Carson Cox
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Jayden Reyes
Why are you on a proxy?
Kevin James
what should i get for lunch today
Jeremiah Watson
soda pop and hamburger
James Hall
tbell
Ayden Perry
vindaloo curry
Julian Baker
burrito
Sebastian Gonzalez
/cum/ lol
Jordan Martin
good ideas
Jose Evans
cheeseburger
James Russell
what do
Michael Lopez
Henry Johnson
i like beans
Dylan Scott
how do i tell my friend that im not that interested in his videogames without sounding rude
Andrew Ward
just be yourself
John Harris
"don't mean to sound rude, but i'm not interested in your videogames"
there you have it
Logan Hernandez
Tell him to "go back to "
Cooper Gomez
thats way too rude
Kayden Gutierrez
my typical breakfast consists of coffee when I wake up (at 5 AM) and then a glass of water 4 hours later
Isaiah Bailey
this man is castizo
Adam Perry
not if you state beforehand that you don't mean to sound rude lad
Caleb James
Next time he brings it up, barf and ask if you can talk about something else
Nathaniel Barnes
if that guy is castizo then i'm pure spanish
Jack Fisher
user that's insensitive, we're supposed to call them Mexicans
Parker Bell
t. seething prieto
Asher Cooper
think again, darling
Brody Adams
>Implying that's your
Bentley Gonzalez
why do you schedule your water intake? you gotta stand guard or something?
Robert Bell
>tfw I used to skip breakfast and abuse coffee at work and now I have IBS
Sebastian Anderson
Isaiah Bell
why do you save pictures of random white men?
are you gay?
Alexander Collins
>imlying that's not me
Luis Baker
>guatemalan andy
Logan Sanders
autistic thread tbqh
Brody Cox
It's not a specific schedule per se, I just drink water after I'm done pissing the coffee out so I can stay hydrated but so I'm not running to the bathroom every 5 minutes.
Ryder Cook
he's white
unlike you
Jaxson Hughes
just suffer through it.
Wyatt Reyes
sharting
Jordan Robinson
can't disagree with that
Ethan Brooks
My dog
Carter James
Going on a date tomorrow with a girl who’s cute but seems to have no self esteem
Half of our conversation is her telling me she thinks I should just cancel the date because I won’t like her or how she’s ugly or too skinny even though she’s cute as fuck
Tyler Evans
he looks like an idiot
Jason Gonzalez
Like you
Ryder Jones
is her name brittany?
Brandon Perry
qt
Jayden Sullivan
Make a fake account, follow her on social media with that account, go on the date with her then block her on everything and watch on the alt to see if she kills herself lole
Caleb Clark
No it’s Michelle
Andrew Gonzalez
your relationship will turn into a disaster if she develops self esteem and realizes her worth
Asher Morales
is she native american
Kevin Watson
No
Dylan Clark
you're the one who should suicide
Xavier Harris
Are you ready to be revived after your cryogenic sleep in 3019?
nytimes.com
Nicholas Williams
Is she 7 feet tall
Joseph Robinson
oh
I was asking because native americans have a tendency toward alcoholism and depression, and I know a native girl named brittany who's exactly like your michelle
Ayden Scott
When a person dies the soul goes to heaven or hell, if you bring the body back it will just be a soulless animal that acts off of its instincts, a literal zombie.
Asher Gonzalez
I don’t think she’s an alcoholic but she’s some kind of mix
I think she’s half Asian
Evan Martin
>NO!!! you can't just gaslight suicidal people into killing themselves, what the hell is wrong with you!?
Wyatt Adams
Anybody get any pussy this month?
Jeremiah Green
Also I don’t plan on dating her
I plan on fucking and not talking to her again
Camden Parker
I haven't ever in my life
Liam Smith
hell isn't real any descriptions of damnation are metaphorical for soul death
Nolan Parker
>christian science
Brayden Rivera
Isn't that an oxymoron?
Owen Rogers
won a debate against a white supremacist/racist Mexican on another thread that just got deleted
Charles Fisher
just relapsed lol
Angel Hughes
Non-Christians are inherintly anti-American, please leave
Jayden Parker
what do you mean non christian? the concept of eternal torment in hell is incompatible with god's nature
Parker King
>
Isaac Price
hate it when ppl try to peek at my phone
Evan Thomas
cant find a good way to join their conversation
like this is what i meant that i dont like discord servers, it feels like a group of friends just talking about their stuff and then comes a random person to ruin the mood
aaaaaa
Luis Phillips
ableism wtf
Brayden Young
lads i have a girlfriend but for some reason i can't stop thinking about my highschool crush
sometimes when we're making out and having sex i sort of see my highschool crush's face instead of hers.
what's wrong with me? what should i do?
Nicholas Taylor
if you don't defend your own, who else will?
Kevin Ortiz
same except i don't have pictures of children on my phone, err, i do have pic related, sorry about that
John Richardson
No one and that's a good thing
Colton Thomas
I only defend the weak. If my own can't defend themselves, then they aren't fit to survive.
Cooper Brown
this is why you don’t join shitty discords
Matthew Taylor
leave the discord it's shit
Julian Harris
weak & handicapped*
Justin Phillips
my bad
William Brown
Is that lady wearing a trash bag? Also for the discord stuff just bee yourself, pretend you're speaking with anons on Jow Forums like you are now. Remember that everyone on that server were strangers at some point too.
Tyler Rivera
oops i forgot i'm in the least adequate place to ask this
Nolan Brown
how old are you?
James Stewart
23
James Phillips
arigatoe goysaimass
James Reed
>23
>STILL thinks about high school crush
what sort of fucking oneitis is this
Joshua Taylor
watching powerpuff girls, remembering how good it was
Kevin Perry
she's my friend too and i see her everywhere on social media so it's not your typcal case of oneitis
Jonathan Foster
How do I tell my boss that I don't want to work these extra shifts that she scheduled me? I didn't ask for them and I didn't check my schedule until now cause I've been busy with exams. Now it feels too late to bring it up. I could work but I want to take these couple of weeks light and rest, not go work full time again.
Nathan Hall
I rewatched a couple billy and mandy episodes on youtube the other day, some of them weren't that great but the one where grim and dracula get stuck in the middle of the desert is still every bit as funny as it was back then
Eli Hill
then what server should i join
Nathan Cooper
>pretend you're speaking with anons on Jow Forums
terrible advice
Jacob Jackson
literally just tell her you've got to study for exams
>Now it feels too late to bring it up
it might be awkward but if you gotta do it then you gotta do it
Jace Gutierrez
disnt watch that one that much, didnt had cable T_T
Jose Walker
>not stealing your neighbor's cable
never gonna make it lad
Austin Howard
You can tell your supervisor that you have exams. If you have a chill supervisor, maybe he can shift around the schedule. If hes not, guess youre shit out of luck
Thomas Hughes
dracula scrape and lick
Luke Turner
Wish blizzard would just announce the wow classic release date already
Jose Moore
Are you a neet, /cum/?
Easton Baker
discord is all around bad just dn't use it