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Why are you on a proxy?

what should i get for lunch today

soda pop and hamburger

tbell

vindaloo curry

burrito

/cum/ lol

good ideas

cheeseburger

what do

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i like beans

how do i tell my friend that im not that interested in his videogames without sounding rude

just be yourself

"don't mean to sound rude, but i'm not interested in your videogames"

there you have it

Tell him to "go back to "

thats way too rude

my typical breakfast consists of coffee when I wake up (at 5 AM) and then a glass of water 4 hours later

this man is castizo

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not if you state beforehand that you don't mean to sound rude lad

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Next time he brings it up, barf and ask if you can talk about something else

if that guy is castizo then i'm pure spanish

user that's insensitive, we're supposed to call them Mexicans

t. seething prieto

think again, darling

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>Implying that's your

why do you schedule your water intake? you gotta stand guard or something?

>tfw I used to skip breakfast and abuse coffee at work and now I have IBS

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why do you save pictures of random white men?
are you gay?

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>imlying that's not me

>guatemalan andy

autistic thread tbqh

It's not a specific schedule per se, I just drink water after I'm done pissing the coffee out so I can stay hydrated but so I'm not running to the bathroom every 5 minutes.

he's white
unlike you

just suffer through it.

sharting

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can't disagree with that

My dog

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Going on a date tomorrow with a girl who’s cute but seems to have no self esteem
Half of our conversation is her telling me she thinks I should just cancel the date because I won’t like her or how she’s ugly or too skinny even though she’s cute as fuck

he looks like an idiot

Like you

is her name brittany?

qt

Make a fake account, follow her on social media with that account, go on the date with her then block her on everything and watch on the alt to see if she kills herself lole

No it’s Michelle

your relationship will turn into a disaster if she develops self esteem and realizes her worth

is she native american

No

you're the one who should suicide

Are you ready to be revived after your cryogenic sleep in 3019?

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Is she 7 feet tall

oh
I was asking because native americans have a tendency toward alcoholism and depression, and I know a native girl named brittany who's exactly like your michelle

When a person dies the soul goes to heaven or hell, if you bring the body back it will just be a soulless animal that acts off of its instincts, a literal zombie.

I don’t think she’s an alcoholic but she’s some kind of mix
I think she’s half Asian

>NO!!! you can't just gaslight suicidal people into killing themselves, what the hell is wrong with you!?

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Anybody get any pussy this month?

Also I don’t plan on dating her
I plan on fucking and not talking to her again

I haven't ever in my life

hell isn't real any descriptions of damnation are metaphorical for soul death

>christian science

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Isn't that an oxymoron?

won a debate against a white supremacist/racist Mexican on another thread that just got deleted

just relapsed lol

Non-Christians are inherintly anti-American, please leave

what do you mean non christian? the concept of eternal torment in hell is incompatible with god's nature

>

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hate it when ppl try to peek at my phone

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cant find a good way to join their conversation

like this is what i meant that i dont like discord servers, it feels like a group of friends just talking about their stuff and then comes a random person to ruin the mood

aaaaaa

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ableism wtf

lads i have a girlfriend but for some reason i can't stop thinking about my highschool crush

sometimes when we're making out and having sex i sort of see my highschool crush's face instead of hers.

what's wrong with me? what should i do?

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if you don't defend your own, who else will?

same except i don't have pictures of children on my phone, err, i do have pic related, sorry about that

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No one and that's a good thing

I only defend the weak. If my own can't defend themselves, then they aren't fit to survive.

this is why you don’t join shitty discords

leave the discord it's shit

weak & handicapped*

my bad

Is that lady wearing a trash bag? Also for the discord stuff just bee yourself, pretend you're speaking with anons on Jow Forums like you are now. Remember that everyone on that server were strangers at some point too.

oops i forgot i'm in the least adequate place to ask this

how old are you?

23

arigatoe goysaimass

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>23
>STILL thinks about high school crush
what sort of fucking oneitis is this

watching powerpuff girls, remembering how good it was

she's my friend too and i see her everywhere on social media so it's not your typcal case of oneitis

How do I tell my boss that I don't want to work these extra shifts that she scheduled me? I didn't ask for them and I didn't check my schedule until now cause I've been busy with exams. Now it feels too late to bring it up. I could work but I want to take these couple of weeks light and rest, not go work full time again.

I rewatched a couple billy and mandy episodes on youtube the other day, some of them weren't that great but the one where grim and dracula get stuck in the middle of the desert is still every bit as funny as it was back then

then what server should i join

>pretend you're speaking with anons on Jow Forums
terrible advice

literally just tell her you've got to study for exams
>Now it feels too late to bring it up
it might be awkward but if you gotta do it then you gotta do it

disnt watch that one that much, didnt had cable T_T

>not stealing your neighbor's cable
never gonna make it lad

You can tell your supervisor that you have exams. If you have a chill supervisor, maybe he can shift around the schedule. If hes not, guess youre shit out of luck

dracula scrape and lick

Wish blizzard would just announce the wow classic release date already

Are you a neet, /cum/?

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discord is all around bad just dn't use it