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friendzoned the gf lads
she showed up 40 minutes late and kept chatting utter bollocks

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Whats for dinner then lads?

Why is he so cringey?

donald on the ropes

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he knows the memes will help him win again next year

what brand?

sopranos is overrated

JUNGLE IS MASSIVE

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Might have fajitas and nachos.

Or a chili con carne.

Or should I just get a pizza?

i can disprove existence.

UKIP's being attacked because Sargon of Akkad sent a rape tweet to Jess Phillips a few years ago

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Cadburys

This paint it chief

xDDD

isn't he really short?

Prefer links to images, save data that way.

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good. I hope he doesn't get EU tax monies for being a pseud runt

it's brilliant communication desu
imagine how seething the GOT loving, Trump hating leftists must be

Exposes him as the pathetic child he is lmao

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>he knows the memes will help him win again next year

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>rape tweet
Weird how they're framing his language.

we must first define causes as metaphysical linkages between phenomena, which mean that A must necessarily leads to be B, ceteris paribus with some sort of metaphysical certainty.

secondly i am going to demarcate an alternative which i will call 'conditional explanations'. These are just convenient explanations that can be appeal to explain phenomena without any metaphysical certainty or commitment to the described linkages.

Conditional explanations can be of four general classes which can be illustrated with the answers to the following question: Why are the lights on?
1. Because I turned it on
2. Because of the mechanism of the switch leading to the bulb and all the submechanisms between
3. Because photons are hitting my eyes and i am interpreting this as lights being on
4. So that I can read.

None of these are exclusively the cause of the lights being on, light doesn't exist as a potential in my finger or the switch or my intention to switch it on or in my eyes that perceive. But these are all acceptable conditional explanations that account for the phenomenon.

Next we must define an 'essence' as the metaphysical concept apart from the perception of things which makes a thing what it is. For example a platonic form might be one way of describing this.These ideas/forms of things must inhere in the things they are the essence of.

Essences have a few logical rules:
1. Essences must be unchanging because if an essence change it is no longer the same thing and thus no longer the essence of what it is the essence of.
2. Essences must be permanent, because unchanging things cannot arise or cease.
3. Essences must be able to be identified independently of all other things. If an essence is defined in relation to other things, then all essences can be defined in relation to other things and no things can be sensibly differentiated from each other. For example if we say that a table is essentially the result of wood and a carpenter, we then must (cont..)

What are some other profound/prophetic/philosophical animes like SEL. not just ones that are fun because of bright colours and tiddies

oh no no no think of the advertisers

what are you painting?

Forgot to bring my £2 cigs out with me, and I'm loathe to spend £12 on the same thing....looks like no death sticks for me tonight

For me tis nary a syllable

just bum a fag

flip flappers
jung would be proud

*waves hand*
you want to go home and rethink your life

well he's running as an mp for them, and when they asked him about it he said he wasn't sorry for it
obviously he's gonna get attacked that's how the media works on both sides mate

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sounds like you are doing a meme on me by giving me the opposite of what i asked for

holy shit sargon of akkad is running for political office this is a mad timeline
how long until he gets completely embarrassed?

for

it's actually both

twat

hello carl

He doesn't like the kind of person to register embarrassment

does anyone want me to continue?

experts familiar with my thinking say i disagree

*mep
shit's hilarious though.

To add on to the numerous UKIP MEPs who have already jumped ship, 3 more did this week because the leader actually condones what Sargon of Akkad said.

Meanwhile the Brexit Party grows.
Farage should send Sargon a thank you letter.

NGE and texhnolyze maybe

Rub your finger round your molars/wisdom teeth

Rub the residue between thumb and forefinger u til dry

What's the smell?

the left cant meme

me? i'm voting green

£73 a week for no reason
4 day working week
the environment or whatever

skips

Week one of job search down
Interviews lined up so far: zero

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can't wait until they ask carl why he repeatedly sent people who disagreed with him gay porn images on twitter

fucking. MOVE!
MOOOOOOOVE!
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVEEE!

*I'm spoiling my ballot and heloing the dominant party in my constituency

residue? just saliva back there, smells like spit

smells clean because i'm not a dirty person

Why?

any on the heights of despair man in?

pussy

why can't all the newbuilds just look like this one
its new but its normal

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How did this work?

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your pineal gland must look like cut foreskin

skips

my constituency doesn't swing anyway.

also as i toil more, i'm starting to appreciate that mindless consumerism isn't a good thing. I'd happily trade some toil for some freetime, some consumer goods for some good times and communities.

feel an extremely strong urge to scream while being covered in blood or alternately to jump through the air with my hands firmly around someone elses throat

however i am a short, soft poshboy who has never so much as scraped a knuckle in his life so this will never happen and honestly im a little surprised i even feel this urge at all - would have thought society would have domesticated me better than this

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Wtf mine smells pretty bad, I clean my teeth throughly twice a day

It smells like tonsil stones a bit, ever had one of those fuckers?

the bellend of zelda: the wind wanker

not going out
staying at home
feel like a sad case haha

Anyone have that pasta where it's a guy doing no fap it's sort of like

>Day 300 nofap: I detected ground vibrations of a passing girl
blah blah

???????? need it asap

fuck off henry you absolute freakazoid
stop posting about your pathetic life

Don't take the piss out our patron saint desu

reckon carl will get anywhere
he has a following init

Going to vote for Trump again just to make leftists cry

Thoughts?

blog on malaponte you muttoid freak

Impotent rage

regardless of your politics it’s pathetic to act just to cause others spite
what a waste of time and energy

incel

Which one is he? Point him out for me please.

Boomers have only listened to like 2,000 records MAXIMUM. Me? Listened to like 50k records easily. Boomers do everything slower, it takes them an hour to do a Google search. Can you imagine a boomer trying to find some obscure gem on an outdated web 1.0 forum that you have to use Wayback machine to even access? No. Because they're thick cunts. They only had access to music that was available locally in their closest record shop. Fuck these dull boomer retards

I earMOG boomer cunts and have a better understanding and appreciation for sound. I'm also younger, better looking, and have a bigger cock

I want to have anal sex with this Paki girl I work with.

next time you're on a bus or train turn on your bluetooth and connect to someones headphones. you can have a right laugh

i thought he was more popular with americans who thought he was some sort of oxford tier professor because he speaks RP english and says logic.

Didn't think anyone in the UK gave a toss about him.

unironically same lol

the joke will be even funnier the second time

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only virgins care about politics. do you honestly think chad cares about anything besides himself and the people directly around him?

do you think chad cares about the configuration of decision-making powers by an abstract entity? of course he doesn't worry about that nonsense.

The /shit/ consensus on Jacob Rees-Mogg's sister?

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would rag her

Lads, if a girl you've fingered in a club says "I'm not that type of girl teehee I don't want to go back to your flat" what type of girl is she then?

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find it mental that people spontaneously have sex.

not even a virgin but never had sex without courting. can't imagine how colleagues or something just end up shagging on a whim.

What, write a nasty journalist hitpiece on her? Is that what you meant by ragging?