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statistics is so fucking weird
like
say you have 1/6 chance to roll something
but if you roll twice you have (1/6)*(1/6) chance to roll 1/6 twice, so 2% chance or so

but intuitively you look at each roll separately and feel that 1/6 roll instead of thinking of the 2% chance

good edition

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LOL

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want to have sex with a girl
and you?

sure

UNCKA HANK I'M A VIRGIN AGAIN

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who else here /tipsy/?

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benzo is hittting me buds

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tell your friend KOTH to fuck off and get out of my general or you'll have Cyrus and you know what to deal with.

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Really early on the new. With our post rate the last one woulda been good for another hour.

would you rape her(HIM)?
i would

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love this feeling tbqh
made the last few minutes of phone call with mum quite pleasant and i was talkative and not annoyed

you won't do a thing

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you call a call center and this voice answers
what do you do?

Not I rapist, but I would have consensual sex with whatever that is I think.

ACTUALLY ITS 3%

normie mode is pretty nice

barely can understand
sorry tbqh
its not your fault

what's his name again?

Get me ur manager boy. He better not sound like a darky. I am outraged. I called in to aneros prostate stimulator help line, not a pakistani wild and horny swingles chat line.

Hang up

hope the connection is really good

she wants me to stay sunday night at my brothers but i would rather just drive the 2.5 hours back home and sleep in my own bed. also sad i might not get to trip this weekend.

Why are you asking me to have sex with you?

she probably wants you two to hang out.

do you love Billie Eilish?

Sex is overrated. You virgins are lucky you get to stay pure. Learn from the mistakes of others and keep your virtue, that one day you may ascend to wizardhood.
t. a shagger

Kiss my hand little man

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she's going to come back to my house anyway... i don't work again until thursday night

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then whose fault is it?

meant for

excuse me?

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meant for the KOTH poster

free delivery through friday from postmates
gonna buy a gyro tommorow night since there's no kebab place here

definitely drive home
like before dessert

A bit

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shits only going to go until 7 or so, only a 2.5 hour drive back or so, then i can sleep in my own bed

have sex with someone you love

bit too much masturbate
i need booty play variety

0 clue

just spent 20 years without pussy

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*smells your bed and dies*

Nah I don't think I'm capable. I think the act itself is just gross too.

just got a note that my vendor is not shipping until the market sorts their shit out processing payments. VERY disconcerting. Hope my order got out before then.

drugs? never heard of em

Who is your BFF?

whats weed

Guys this is the anthem of /cum/ isn't it?~~~

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no idea never seen it never heard of it never even thought about it

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thoughts on this scene?

a turtle by the sheashore told me that drugs feel fantastic.

what do turtles know

tortoises on the other hand...

my knees are so fucked

Why?

fair play

decade of sitting on my shins in my chair as a child

mum is worried about me buying a torqe wrench and chagning the two winter tires on my car on my own.

batting cages can be an addicgion yknow

i like tumblr

batting cages arent even open yet sadly havent batted since last season

Just took this.

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cute

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Cute!
What are they eating?

pls check my message

then why are the indoors. isn't that the point

no the ones i go to are outdoor cages

wtf there's a second ep of got s8

why would she be worried about that

give me (You)'s please, they make my brain release endorphins

say no to drugs

Love a good Guinea oink

I have schizophrenia
I hear voices in my cranium
and it worsens when I smoke weed
but I love getting high
so it don't stop me from taking drugs
plus I feel awful when I'm sobering

the minute before I just wrote this
I just mixed coke with heroin and I snorted it
right now i'm speedballing.
feels like i'm weighting six tons and freefalling into a sinkhole
with phil collins in the background singing shit songs in a slick tone
as he fistfucks me with a boxing glove that's been deepcoated in some real hot chili sauces
I could keep going like a sick fuck until six in the morning
then I'd probably sniff more, post some shit on this board until police rings the doorbell

;)

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true detective s3 is pretty good

say no to what

Ugh I came here to avoid that name.

do not like this flag impresonator

batting cages and (you)s

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saw some white kid wearing a durag walking down the street today and laughed at him

you know
for the longest time i hated girls who wore glasses
lately i really like them

i have 11 followers on instagram even tho i dont post anything

batting cages are great

bots

i know
now imagine how many of the followers of big accounts are bots, jeez

I love girls with round glasses, one of those that Asians in uni campus likes to wear

bit weird to "hate"

help me, buds
grills. there are grills EVERYWHERE. QT GRILLS everywhere! Ahhhhhhhh

push them and run away

I thought white women liked muscular black men? Where is my white gf?

they're still in my head aaaaaaaaaa

i feel like i'm gonna puke wtf

>tfw cold but all your sweaters are covered in semen

did you eat something wierd

why

sweatshirts make good semen catchers

paper towels are better

just be yourself