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Alexander Cox
Chase Rodriguez
statistics is so fucking weird
like
say you have 1/6 chance to roll something
but if you roll twice you have (1/6)*(1/6) chance to roll 1/6 twice, so 2% chance or so
but intuitively you look at each roll separately and feel that 1/6 roll instead of thinking of the 2% chance
Sebastian Garcia
good edition
Jonathan Jackson
Jeremiah Smith
want to have sex with a girl
and you?
Aiden Jackson
sure
Caleb Hall
UNCKA HANK I'M A VIRGIN AGAIN
Justin Lopez
who else here /tipsy/?
Dominic Reed
benzo is hittting me buds
Wyatt Morales
tell your friend KOTH to fuck off and get out of my general or you'll have Cyrus and you know what to deal with.
Dominic Ramirez
Really early on the new. With our post rate the last one woulda been good for another hour.
Oliver Sullivan
would you rape her(HIM)?
i would
Andrew Bell
Blake Jenkins
love this feeling tbqh
made the last few minutes of phone call with mum quite pleasant and i was talkative and not annoyed
Jaxon Morgan
you won't do a thing
Lincoln Ramirez
vocaroo.com
you call a call center and this voice answers
what do you do?
Ian Morgan
Not I rapist, but I would have consensual sex with whatever that is I think.
Grayson Nguyen
ACTUALLY ITS 3%
David Powell
normie mode is pretty nice
William Allen
barely can understand
sorry tbqh
its not your fault
Adam James
what's his name again?
Wyatt Collins
Get me ur manager boy. He better not sound like a darky. I am outraged. I called in to aneros prostate stimulator help line, not a pakistani wild and horny swingles chat line.
Joseph Morales
Hang up
Bentley Reed
hope the connection is really good
Josiah Torres
she wants me to stay sunday night at my brothers but i would rather just drive the 2.5 hours back home and sleep in my own bed. also sad i might not get to trip this weekend.
Lucas Cruz
Why are you asking me to have sex with you?
Camden Scott
she probably wants you two to hang out.
Cameron Green
do you love Billie Eilish?
Jordan Price
Sex is overrated. You virgins are lucky you get to stay pure. Learn from the mistakes of others and keep your virtue, that one day you may ascend to wizardhood.
t. a shagger
Oliver Adams
Kiss my hand little man
Juan Diaz
she's going to come back to my house anyway... i don't work again until thursday night
Dominic Sanchez
then whose fault is it?
Ryder Thompson
meant for
Wyatt Wright
excuse me?
Jace Watson
Nathaniel Rivera
meant for the KOTH poster
Christian Hernandez
free delivery through friday from postmates
gonna buy a gyro tommorow night since there's no kebab place here
Lucas Kelly
definitely drive home
like before dessert
Parker White
A bit
Charles Lee
shits only going to go until 7 or so, only a 2.5 hour drive back or so, then i can sleep in my own bed
Andrew Evans
have sex with someone you love
Nathaniel Torres
bit too much masturbate
i need booty play variety
John Jenkins
0 clue
Cooper Cook
just spent 20 years without pussy
Sebastian Kelly
*smells your bed and dies*
Xavier Ramirez
Nah I don't think I'm capable. I think the act itself is just gross too.
David Peterson
just got a note that my vendor is not shipping until the market sorts their shit out processing payments. VERY disconcerting. Hope my order got out before then.
Ryan Brooks
drugs? never heard of em
Joseph King
Who is your BFF?
Jayden Hughes
whats weed
Isaiah Young
Guys this is the anthem of /cum/ isn't it?~~~
Dominic Turner
no idea never seen it never heard of it never even thought about it
Nolan Mitchell
twitter.com
thoughts on this scene?
Jordan Gomez
a turtle by the sheashore told me that drugs feel fantastic.
Christian Evans
what do turtles know
tortoises on the other hand...
Xavier Williams
my knees are so fucked
Liam Hernandez
Why?
Landon Peterson
fair play
Kevin Barnes
decade of sitting on my shins in my chair as a child
Jose Nelson
mum is worried about me buying a torqe wrench and chagning the two winter tires on my car on my own.
batting cages can be an addicgion yknow
Carson Richardson
i like tumblr
Nicholas Walker
batting cages arent even open yet sadly havent batted since last season
Isaac Carter
Just took this.
Hunter Moore
cute
Jack Allen
Cute!
What are they eating?
Ian Scott
pls check my message
Isaiah Martinez
then why are the indoors. isn't that the point
Christopher Butler
no the ones i go to are outdoor cages
Ayden White
wtf there's a second ep of got s8
Evan Jenkins
why would she be worried about that
James Sanders
give me (You)'s please, they make my brain release endorphins
Gabriel Martinez
say no to drugs
Liam Evans
Love a good Guinea oink
Chase Bailey
I have schizophrenia
I hear voices in my cranium
and it worsens when I smoke weed
but I love getting high
so it don't stop me from taking drugs
plus I feel awful when I'm sobering
the minute before I just wrote this
I just mixed coke with heroin and I snorted it
right now i'm speedballing.
feels like i'm weighting six tons and freefalling into a sinkhole
with phil collins in the background singing shit songs in a slick tone
as he fistfucks me with a boxing glove that's been deepcoated in some real hot chili sauces
I could keep going like a sick fuck until six in the morning
then I'd probably sniff more, post some shit on this board until police rings the doorbell
Isaac Walker
;)
Nicholas Green
true detective s3 is pretty good
Jackson Thomas
say no to what
Matthew Foster
Ugh I came here to avoid that name.
Kevin Collins
do not like this flag impresonator
Logan Hughes
batting cages and (you)s
Brandon Gomez
Samuel Murphy
saw some white kid wearing a durag walking down the street today and laughed at him
Samuel Hill
you know
for the longest time i hated girls who wore glasses
lately i really like them
John Garcia
i have 11 followers on instagram even tho i dont post anything
John Hill
batting cages are great
Parker Martin
bots
Connor Thomas
i know
now imagine how many of the followers of big accounts are bots, jeez
Caleb Hernandez
I love girls with round glasses, one of those that Asians in uni campus likes to wear
Evan Morgan
bit weird to "hate"
Carter Stewart
help me, buds
grills. there are grills EVERYWHERE. QT GRILLS everywhere! Ahhhhhhhh
Jace James
push them and run away
Noah Flores
I thought white women liked muscular black men? Where is my white gf?
Brandon Flores
they're still in my head aaaaaaaaaa
Thomas Turner
i feel like i'm gonna puke wtf
Luke Young
>tfw cold but all your sweaters are covered in semen
Robert Johnson
did you eat something wierd
Kevin Cox
why
Elijah Lewis
sweatshirts make good semen catchers
Josiah Kelly
paper towels are better
Adrian Jones
just be yourself