/brit/

Landon Bell
Landon Bell

What'll it be boss?

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Ayden Bell
Ayden Bell

got any winnie blues in mate

Andrew King
Andrew King

Is this English?

Gavin Sanders
Gavin Sanders

Rubicon Mango and a packet of Trebor's, ta

Owen Harris
Owen Harris

its a brand of fags

Isaiah Watson
Isaiah Watson

Got any Windsor Blues (brand of cigarette)

Jeremiah Perry
Jeremiah Perry

Yes, Mr Nogdanboff

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Justin Russell
Justin Russell

going to slice my arse cheeks off and stuff them up my pimhole to suffocate the 'roid

Julian Turner
Julian Turner

Hes eventually going to get properly filled in that lad.

Thomas Johnson
Thomas Johnson

50g of Golden Virginia, pack of extra slim filters, Russian standard and a bottle of coke

Jose Howard
Jose Howard

You guys are fags.

Mason Wright
Mason Wright

now that the dust has settled, what WAS the problem with Apu?

Lucas Robinson
Lucas Robinson

imagine having a non white prime minister

Matthew Parker
Matthew Parker

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Anthony Bennett
Anthony Bennett

has unironically been about as long since ive had a rubicon drink as its been since caesar crossed the rubicon river

Landon Diaz
Landon Diaz

>>>/cum/

Jason Rivera
Jason Rivera

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Julian Walker
Julian Walker

Don't have to thanks!
Ours is also a homosexual so it's an even better example for the world.

Jason Martin
Jason Martin

*ahem*
it's winfield blues de lad

Dylan Carter
Dylan Carter

lads how far up the arse does a willer go?

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Samuel Bell
Samuel Bell

wank before I sleep
get up at an ungodly hour the next day
don’t wank before I sleep
wake up naturally

Interesting development

Cameron Roberts
Cameron Roberts

Oi. You. Yeah. You. Sort yourself the fuck out.

Leo Davis
Leo Davis

Let me raise you one

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Isaiah Scott
Isaiah Scott

not got a clue mate don't know why you're asking me
*briskly walks into the empty adjoining room*

Aiden Wilson
Aiden Wilson

need my bollocks inside those thighs

Aiden Morris
Aiden Morris

Imagine going around with that weight on you all the time.
Bender.

Michael Lewis
Michael Lewis

*stops restocking groceries back on their aisles*

Hudson Stewart
Hudson Stewart

seems dangerous to go poking about in there willy nilly

Eli Ward
Eli Ward

*fronts up*
the fuck did you just say, MATE?

Jackson Howard
Jackson Howard

As arrogant as it sounds, I like to think that I'm better than the vast majority of people in a lot of ways thanks to Jow Forums. I have a good sense of humour, I can judge what is and is not appropriate behaviour and I can judge whether a lad is behaving too beta around women and other men.

I am generally warm but also very frosty towards some people now and people have told me that I'm rude. Before, I was a beta cunt who tried to impress and please everybody.

Just today I deliberately poured a beaker of somebody's solution down the sink because it was taking up space I needed. The student realised that I'd done it but simply raised his eyebrows and didn't say a word to me. For that reason, I didn't feel bad at all because I know he's a little beta bitch and he deserved it for that reason.

I'd say my political views are refined and objectively correct too. My taste in women is superior and patrician. I don't like a specific genre of music as I've learnt to appreciate pop, jazz and classical.

Dylan Collins
Dylan Collins

to this day i still think teachers are mentally ill. Imagine it being your job to scream and shout at 11 year olds for not tucking in their shirt lmfao what is wrong with you

Jackson Roberts
Jackson Roberts

Imagine watching those muscles push your kid out.

Michael Kelly
Michael Kelly

blog the fuck on

Andrew Martinez
Andrew Martinez

didnt read any of this. lmfao what a waste

Ian Jackson
Ian Jackson

youtu.be/qcsaPXV1wbM
youtu.be/qcsaPXV1wbM

Brandon Turner
Brandon Turner

*walks into /brit/*
CORRRR FUCKING HELL
*sprays Febreeze liberally*
What have you lot been doing in here??

Julian Price
Julian Price

Dangerously hattable post.

Evan Campbell
Evan Campbell

pretty much told the gf i'm a virgin and now she likes me even more lads

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Joseph Bennett
Joseph Bennett

just tried to ram the 'roid back inside and out of the way
didnt do anything and now my whole hand reeks of arse even though i only used a finger

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Caleb Sullivan
Caleb Sullivan

someone hat this clown

Adam Nelson
Adam Nelson

feels like the whole country is about to explode into violence soon

very worrying!

Grayson Butler
Grayson Butler

free replies idea: copy and paste essay length posts from 2015 /brit/ threads

Dominic Powell
Dominic Powell

*carries the hatstack in*
*drops them*
Haha oh deary me what am I like.

Elijah Anderson
Elijah Anderson

no hat, no play

Lucas Sullivan
Lucas Sullivan

Apply to be a janitor. Gook moot needs more boring self-righteous cunts like you

Noah Morales
Noah Morales

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Isaiah Brooks
Isaiah Brooks

love hatting so much i go out of my way to write hatbait even though i was one of the most prolific hatposters of my day

Hudson Baker
Hudson Baker

non-sex-havers should be made into mulch for commercial use

Michael Thomas
Michael Thomas

not been in brit in 2 weeks

missed anything?

Wyatt Moore
Wyatt Moore

I love French girls.

Daniel Martin
Daniel Martin

i have an haemmorhoid

Bentley Morales
Bentley Morales

Would taint my bloodline for this Nubian Goddess

Mason Bailey
Mason Bailey

pooing

Mason Price
Mason Price

thats the female body

Logan Perry
Logan Perry

putting your william up male arses
dangerous and downright stupid

Elijah Garcia
Elijah Garcia

Notre Dame burned down.
Schizo was actually sober at one point.
user has a haemorrhoid.

Lucas Rogers
Lucas Rogers

isn't the arse the same for both? can you tell a difference if youre shagging a male arse versus a female arse?

Josiah Jenkins
Josiah Jenkins

As arrogant as it sounds, I like to think that I'm better than the vast majority of people in a lot of ways thanks to Jow Forums. I have a good sense of humour, I can judge what is and is not appropriate behaviour and I can judge whether a lad is behaving too beta around women and other men.

I am generally warm but also very frosty towards some people now and people have told me that I'm rude. Before, I was a beta cunt who tried to impress and please everybody.

Just today I deliberately poured a beaker of somebody's solution down the sink because it was taking up space I needed. The student realised that I'd done it but simply raised his eyebrows and didn't say a word to me. For that reason, I didn't feel bad at all because I know he's a little beta bitch and he deserved it for that reason.

I'd say my political views are refined and objectively correct too. My taste in women is superior and patrician. I don't like a specific genre of music as I've learnt to appreciate pop, jazz and classical.

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Tyler Hall
Tyler Hall

yeah cuz ones got tits

Carter Martin
Carter Martin

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Michael Torres
Michael Torres

nico nico nii lads

Zachary Gray
Zachary Gray

On the arse?

Ryan Lee
Ryan Lee

Fuck the others, but you are being kind of a bitch to be honest. You're right though. People say Jow Forums makes you worse, but all it's done is make me better. As faggoty as it may sound, if I kept using reddit, I'd be a faggot, and if I hadn't switched over to Jow Forums, I'd be a beta bitch well into my 20's.

I'm /fit/, I'm /lit/, I'm /his/ as fuck, and despite having never traveled anywhere, I'm the most well-traveled man in class because of Jow Forums. My political views are objectively correct (centrist/moderate), my religious views are objectively correct, I used to be the ">tfw too intelligent" type, but now NOTHING is beneath me and I managed to learn and like everything, or at the very least, I can appreciate WHY people like something. I can dance and sing and joke and be funny. I know what not to do, I know how to act, I know how to purposely act cringy in a matter that would make people say "based" if they say what I was doing in a random webm. I mean, that's pretty much what it is: "What would I have to do to make people say based if they saw this in a webm?"

After that, you're fucking set. Fuck you about pouring out solutions though. Makes you sound like a cunt. In a few years, you'll refine yourself and realize I was being objectively right, but for now, there's nothing I could say that would convince you you were in the wrong.

Michael Martinez
Michael Martinez

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Gabriel Young
Gabriel Young

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Andrew Lee
Andrew Lee

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Christopher Collins
Christopher Collins

Females have a cloaca, otherwise it is the same for both sexes.

Aiden Hughes
Aiden Hughes

baffling post

Hudson Flores
Hudson Flores

sucking on a fat arse

Aiden Reed
Aiden Reed

Bizarre post.

Samuel Torres
Samuel Torres

12.5g amber leaf ta boss

Christopher Moore
Christopher Moore

As arrogant as it sounds, I like to think that I'm better than the vast majority of people in a lot of ways thanks to Jow Forums. I have a good sense of humour, I can judge what is and is not appropriate behaviour and I can judge whether a lad is behaving too beta around women and other men.

I am generally warm but also very frosty towards some people now and people have told me that I'm rude. Before, I was a beta cunt who tried to impress and please everybody.

Just today I deliberately poured a beaker of somebody's solution down the sink because it was taking up space I needed. The student realised that I'd done it but simply raised his eyebrows and didn't say a word to me. For that reason, I didn't feel bad at all because I know he's a little beta bitch and he deserved it for that reason.

I'd say my political views are refined and objectively correct too. My taste in women is superior and patrician. I don't like a specific genre of music as I've learnt to appreciate pop, jazz and classical.

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Adrian White
Adrian White

Currently digging both that new billie eilish song and the new chvrches song

Tyler Green
Tyler Green

Shadow Home Secretary Diane Abbott has apologised after a photo emerged of her sipping a can of M&S mojito on a London Overground train.

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Lincoln Allen
Lincoln Allen

grenfallen

Blake Evans
Blake Evans

State of this post

Michael Smith
Michael Smith

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Colton Ward
Colton Ward

proper thumpers hey

Aiden Parker
Aiden Parker

chvrches went to shit after every open eye

Grayson Bell
Grayson Bell

load of zoomer nonsense

Levi Ross
Levi Ross

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Liam Hill
Liam Hill

The mistress bit her lip and squeezed my bicep while shagging her this morning lads

Feels good

Ryder Martin
Ryder Martin

Why does that need an apology.

Alexander Bailey
Alexander Bailey

Zoomers have Billie
Millennials had Lorde
Gen X had ???

Dylan Perry
Dylan Perry

A girl that pretty would never post here.

Michael Stewart
Michael Stewart

topless season nearly here
dark fruits season nearly here
pub garden season nearly here
slags wearing fuck all season nearly here
festival season nearly here

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Eli Harris
Eli Harris

Gaga

Adam Martinez
Adam Martinez

festival season

hello literal child

Luis Turner
Luis Turner

Post bicep.

Adam Gutierrez
Adam Gutierrez

sat in bed legs coiled around each other like snakes
have gotten in the exact position i need to avoid making the 'roid annoyed
just have to stay exactly here for the rest of the weekend

Cooper Parker
Cooper Parker

hello virgin freak

Grayson Harris
Grayson Harris

snapchat giving notifications to say someone is typing a message

fuck off
don't notify my phone unless an actual message has been sent

Christian Sanchez
Christian Sanchez

only got tickets for 3 festivals this summer so far, might have to pick a few more up

Joseph Brown
Joseph Brown

Man City v Tottenham

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Jace Sanchez
Jace Sanchez

wish clover would bell you when you got a (you)

Tyler Stewart
Tyler Stewart

googoo gaga lol

Samuel James
Samuel James

got a giant industrial fan pointed squarely at my bollocks. bring on the summer

Ayden Hall
Ayden Hall

wtf i missed seasidemark going camping

Isaac Morgan
Isaac Morgan

how old were you lads when you had your first wank?

Nathaniel Martinez
Nathaniel Martinez

got a giant industrial anvil dangling squarely over my bollocks

Daniel Martin
Daniel Martin

21

Evan Adams
Evan Adams

solo wank?

Carson Young
Carson Young

still not gone yet
saving it for marriage

James Cook
James Cook

6, first shag at 9

Landon Clark
Landon Clark

lol

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Cameron Martinez
Cameron Martinez

hate hate HATE applying for jobs lads
anyone in Sydney Australia giz us a job

Lucas Bennett
Lucas Bennett

Wtf you can’t sell people at a gas station?!

Daniel Perez
Daniel Perez

Never wanked in my life, only had sex

Christian Williams
Christian Williams

I'll ask down at the job market
What job you looking for mate?

Jayden Lopez
Jayden Lopez

blog on you worthless piece of shit

Ian Ward
Ian Ward

what is the norm for masturbating while living with a gf? am I supposed to do it in the bathroom when they go to sleep? can I whip it out in bed and take care of myself if I/they don't want sex? what do people do? i'm used to having HD porn blasting from my desktop while I beat my meat on a daily basis

Joshua Cooper
Joshua Cooper

13

Dominic Evans
Dominic Evans

anything that pays 70k

Gavin Rodriguez
Gavin Rodriguez

dont know

Easton Perry
Easton Perry

''blog on'' is the virgin freak motto

Ayden Price
Ayden Price

//boards.4channel.org/adv/thread/20808036#p20809308

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Jaxson Cooper
Jaxson Cooper

you're meant to stop wanking and supercharge you male powersex vitality

Austin Wood
Austin Wood

You have a gf, you don't masturbate, you have sex or get a blowie

Jace Lopez
Jace Lopez

you will not speak of uncle luca that way. he may be an unreasonable dickhead, but he is still your father, and you will show him some respect!

Jaxson Hernandez
Jaxson Hernandez

When I was 16, I was REALLY into board culture, so I was heavily into the whole "/fa/ versus /fit/" rivalry, and my going board was /fit/. Every Jow Forums Ball, I'd always autistically screech whenever /cgl/ chose to go with /fa/ instead of /fit/, and pictures like this would make me seethe.

Jesus Christ, what the fuck was I thinking back then?

Jack Evans
Jack Evans

literly just do it whenever?
my gf used to find it funny, but then again i dont have any fucked up porn fetishes so maybe yours wont be so understanding

also if you do it in front of her theres like a 75% chance it will turn into sex

Lincoln Young
Lincoln Young

lol crossposter exposed by fucking catyank ahaaaahaaaa my days

Benjamin Hill
Benjamin Hill

AUD? You're in luck mate come on down

Dominic Walker
Dominic Walker

Who was in the wrong

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Ian Hughes
Ian Hughes

well you were 16 and spent too much time on the 'chon

Dominic Morales
Dominic Morales

yeah AUD (not including super)

Aiden Clark
Aiden Clark

i'm a scorpio freak
reckon there's not a single gemini on /brit/

Jackson Lewis
Jackson Lewis

lonely and horny season

Kevin Diaz
Kevin Diaz

really can't be bothered sometimes, just want to bash it out without all the effort and cleanup
so just whip it out in front of her?
fail to see the issue

Charles Foster
Charles Foster

ah yes I'm so glad we're all so Liberated and Enlightened that we can masturbate in front of each other like literal fucking monkeys yes yes the mark of a mature advanced society mm yes indeed mmm mmm very impressive

Cooper Robinson
Cooper Robinson

I am cancer.

Isaiah Brooks
Isaiah Brooks

wm are in the wrong because they are ugly incels who can't get non asian women

Jack Jones
Jack Jones

he probably has schizophrenia

Carter Lewis
Carter Lewis

HAHAHA GOT THAT RIGHT MATE

Luis Myers
Luis Myers

take the primpill you fucking nerd

take society's boot off your neck and live forever as you are now, primal and unashamed

Hunter Clark
Hunter Clark

upper middle-class

Jace Wood
Jace Wood

That's every season.

Carter Watson
Carter Watson

Good sign, Princess Dianna was a Cancer.

David Thomas
David Thomas

take the pimple you fucking nerd

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Christopher Garcia
Christopher Garcia

literally never posted on Jow Forums before, this is my first ever post

Ayden Parker
Ayden Parker

yeah thats what i used to do
women like to feel desired, so they like it if youre constantly low-level groping them and generally being sexually lewd while they try and do dishes and/or housework

Dylan Gonzalez
Dylan Gonzalez

not a great start

Alexander Morgan
Alexander Morgan

worst post I've ever seen

Connor Ortiz
Connor Ortiz

I'm a gemini lad

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Wyatt Carter
Wyatt Carter

is stellaris a good game?

Jordan Rodriguez
Jordan Rodriguez

Just invented ice cream, lads. Giz it a try.

Jeremiah Martin
Jeremiah Martin

you're a g-genuine dicksucker

Robert Barnes
Robert Barnes

Remember this is the moment in your life when it started to take a nose dive, there's no going back now

Henry Wood
Henry Wood

*vomits*

Daniel Scott
Daniel Scott

Peng

Brayden Foster
Brayden Foster

fuck off ugly instagramming cunt

Joseph Anderson
Joseph Anderson

Were you a CONSUL OF ROME?

Henry Adams
Henry Adams

I do that but she never responds to it at all. she has very low sex drive

Carson Perez
Carson Perez

From July 15, commercial porn sites will be legally required to carry out "robust age-verification checks" on their users, to prevent minors from viewing their content. To access online porn, adults may have to submit ID documents like credit cards or passports to online age-verification providers, or buy a so-called porn pass in person in a shop.

so will they carry really this out or will it be just some law that is on paper but nobody really follows?

Gavin Ross
Gavin Ross

doing a shite

Dominic Russell
Dominic Russell

yeah i'm based

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Aiden Moore
Aiden Moore

That's most people in that sub

Grayson Moore
Grayson Moore

any poems going?

Anthony Lewis
Anthony Lewis

So glad I live in a sane country. Wait...

Mason Lewis
Mason Lewis

woken up to 3 tinder messages

Charles Long
Charles Long

She's getting railed by Jamal on the side

Tyler Gutierrez
Tyler Gutierrez

give it a week before everyone in the UK knows how to change their DNS

Michael Gonzalez
Michael Gonzalez

Nah the system is being implemented by pornhub's parent company

Luis Sanders
Luis Sanders

woken up to 7 grindr notifications

Cameron Lewis
Cameron Lewis

proper warm tuborg weather this

Nicholas Watson
Nicholas Watson

a fag told me I was the cutest guy in the club last night

Jaxon Baker
Jaxon Baker

would like to spit a verse or two for easter but currently preoccupied by a raging 'roid in my anal void

Benjamin Ross
Benjamin Ross

woken up to the gf tugging me off

Ayden Miller
Ayden Miller

boo to nanny

Cooper Adams
Cooper Adams

teehee I'm bent btw :V

Matthew Watson
Matthew Watson

I don’t know what a human is
I don’t know if we’ll know
I don’t know if we’ll map our genes
If someone will be told

I don’t know if we’ll live or die
And war will end us too
To be a human, as am I
Is complicated truth

To ask a man if he is man
Impossibly unfair
If he who walks with feet, and talks
Is that which we should care?

If man were man, and not a plant
Still he allowed to cry?
Could man arrange a rose bouquet
And claim he claimed a life?

If man were man, and not a beast
Still he allowed to sing?
And dance and drink
And laugh and think
And wish that he had wings?

If man were man, and not a bird
Where should a man to fly?
The freedom of the open air
Is all he’d ask is why.

If man were man, and not a fish
Would man allow him drink?
Would man still offer offerings
Of wine and ale to drink?

If man were man, would he be man
If he allowed him grief?
Would man look out, at his own self
And beg to turn a leaf?

If man were man, would he who’s man
Set fire to the stage?
He plays a chord of Speare and sword
And shuns the scripted page.

I don’t know what a human is
I don’t know if we’ll know
If man is beast, or bird that sings
Let all of nature know

I don’t know what a human is
I don’t know if we’ll know
Human that I plan to be
Cannot be read or told.

"Tiger, Tiger" by Anonymous No.1044820XX

Wyatt Hill
Wyatt Hill

They keep delaying it because it's impossible to implement.

And when the government department responsible for this sent the press release about the new date, they accidentally revealed the names and contact info for hundreds of journalists which they were supposed to keep confidential. So there's not exactly a lot of reason to trust they can keep people's porn details private either.

It'll get challenged in court and delayed again

Blake Turner
Blake Turner

i mean they can limit porn sites, but what about twitter porn accounts that repost porn or produce their own porn, looks pretty unfeasible to me

Christian Torres
Christian Torres

o where dost thou maiden fair defecate
mayhaps i might follow and spectate
or absorb thine fragrance and meditate
--a poem by me

Kayden Powell
Kayden Powell

and then everybody clapped

Charles Roberts
Charles Roberts

Any side that's over 1/3 porn and that doesn't voluntarily implement a porn licence block of some kind will be blocked by the ISPs

Nicholas Watson
Nicholas Watson

gf just woke me up by sucking my tits

Brayden Hernandez
Brayden Hernandez

we're not all gremlins like you lmao

Ethan Hill
Ethan Hill

my gf liked to grope my pecs too
its a nice feeling really

William Cruz
William Cruz

so theoretically you'd need a porn pass for reddit, twitter, Jow Forums and co. i mean at this point you could argue that Google is 1/3 porn already

Adam Anderson
Adam Anderson

The goal is sex is to disappoint the female

Alexander Johnson
Alexander Johnson

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL

Parker Wilson
Parker Wilson

*impregnate

Xavier Cooper
Xavier Cooper

If someone makes a complaint to the oversight body (the same one that does film classifications) and they say a site is sufficiently "adult", then yes

Jose Powell
Jose Powell

literally never leaves the house without me

Jason Sullivan
Jason Sullivan

any blooters lads

Matthew Parker
Matthew Parker

this man has sex

Nathaniel Bailey
Nathaniel Bailey

I sent the pet n****** to the shop

he brought us some food

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Kayden Lewis
Kayden Lewis

probably said that to at least 10 different lads/potential pozz victims that night

Jayden Robinson
Jayden Robinson

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Nicholas Bennett
Nicholas Bennett

poo chamber is loaded

Carter Evans
Carter Evans

shagging? yep, ive been known to shag

Easton Kelly
Easton Kelly

hes looking much more handsome here

Easton Barnes
Easton Barnes

Just super charge and blow her walls down. Bitches love that.

Liam Hernandez
Liam Hernandez

know for a fact that UFO's exist
got abducted and bumshagged

Camden Collins
Camden Collins

abort the mission Melvin there's a blockage

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Benjamin Smith
Benjamin Smith

Ladcation to South America?
Where should we go

Bentley Nguyen
Bentley Nguyen

sounds like an retarded law to regulate the internet by attacking and fucking over the users instead of big companies, but who am i to complain, we have our Article 14 and 17 going

Carson Richardson
Carson Richardson

Trannies are so obvious at not passing that I can clock a tranny just from seeing a 1cmx1cm thumbnail of a profile picture on social media

Andrew Morgan
Andrew Morgan

The day I was born I made my first mistake,
by that path
have I sought wisdom ever since.

Oliver Collins
Oliver Collins

that room

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Zachary Roberts
Zachary Roberts

lament the moment of my birth

Julian Wilson
Julian Wilson

Do you have any plans for Easter?

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Carter Ross
Carter Ross

said the sentient poo, crawling out of the toilet and wiping himself dry with a bit of bogroll

Connor Price
Connor Price

Thinking about how Jesus must have felt during Easter

Joseph Reed
Joseph Reed

Who was in the wrong here

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Aiden Parker
Aiden Parker

No, it's an entirely reasonable and proportionate measure to protect children from having porn forced onto them by blocking them from voluntarily going to porn sites.

I know it might seem retarded given that there's at least 4 different companies implementing different systems and that it doesn't stop kids seeing porn on non-porn sites like social media or being sent in their emails or using questionable micro-sites that the government won't know about. But at least it stops them viewing porn on major mainstream sites like pornhub, where at least the content is carefully moderated to screen out illegal or especially violent videos.

But it's totally fine. Honest. It's fine......

Ryan Foster
Ryan Foster

going to go out tommorow night and get drunk (again)
hopefully a cute girl talks to me

Jayden Barnes
Jayden Barnes

for me it’s a road trip through the andes and seeing macchu pichu

Austin Adams
Austin Adams

Going down to Hyde park later lads wahey

Bentley Myers
Bentley Myers

I'll vote for this, isn't there some millionaire that posts here? He can pay for it.

Carter Brown
Carter Brown

You for making yourself known to that female.

Landon Brooks
Landon Brooks

aishwsrya ...
aktywny(a) teraz
grim grim grim

Bentley Price
Bentley Price

the man, for not instantly arresting her upon meeting her

Jacob Phillips
Jacob Phillips

nice melvin

Why are Australians so attractive? (both men and women) Is the excess sun?

Hunter Morales
Hunter Morales

Going to new york next week. Going to be posting as a dumb yank

Justin Wright
Justin Wright

suck my nut

Chase Evans
Chase Evans

I keep thinking her name is in Welsh due to the spelling.

Angel Martinez
Angel Martinez

dunno mate im ugly as fuck

Dominic Bell
Dominic Bell

Floeeeeeeeeeens is busy sucking cocks

Juan Reed
Juan Reed

i'll bet that the next ingenious step int the torry plan of sanitizing the internet is to arrest kids who send nudes over snapchat or whatsapp for the possession of child pornography

Jack Mitchell
Jack Mitchell

most expensive part would be the flight i reckon then everything should be fairly cheap, one of the two best aspects of travelling through the third world (the other being poverty porn)

Adrian Collins
Adrian Collins

Mixed Nuts
- Cashews
- Almonds
- Hazelnuts
- Brazil Nuts
- Peanuts

Ian Gutierrez
Ian Gutierrez

showed the gf pics of me and my dad when i was a baby and she goes "wow your dad was super hot" haha

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Josiah Morales
Josiah Morales

They already do that

William Ward
William Ward

Brazil Nuts
Those kills people who dosen't know they have an underlying allergy.

Kayden Price
Kayden Price

walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells

Camden Cook
Camden Cook

fuck off

Samuel Sanchez
Samuel Sanchez

The king of the nuts we call them down here

Asher Russell
Asher Russell

fucking hell, for every try i want to love the UK and it's people you find some ways to pass laws that are so retarded that even North Koreans would be dumbfounded

Aiden Long
Aiden Long

good
inferior genes should be weeded out early

Camden Gray
Camden Gray

big fat chebs

Sebastian Hill
Sebastian Hill

Sure and chuck in some banana chips while we're at it

Chase Moore
Chase Moore

zizek absolutely btfo peterspoon

John Long
John Long

The “debate” between Zizek and Peterson last night was fucking dire

Noah Russell
Noah Russell

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Aaron Carter
Aaron Carter

Thank you for making me remember something that may save my life.

I get it, you are different - but that is okay.

Charles Moore
Charles Moore

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Carter Cooper
Carter Cooper

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Angel Rivera
Angel Rivera

for me its salt and vin

Jaxson Hughes
Jaxson Hughes

finally get a girl to be interested in me
I'm no longer interested in her

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Cameron Rogers
Cameron Rogers

‘avin’ a ‘eef stew

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Robert Kelly
Robert Kelly

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Austin Campbell
Austin Campbell

why

Joshua Russell
Joshua Russell

The man should just anonymously tip off the bf that the baby isn't his, then cut off all possible avenues of contact and identification from this thooooot

Benjamin Cruz
Benjamin Cruz

Truly one for the ages. The Philippics of Demosthenes. The Catiline Orations. The Diet of Worms. And now Zizek vs. Peterson.

Wyatt Rogers
Wyatt Rogers

Why don't Americans celebrate Easter

Isaac Ross
Isaac Ross

dadberg making me get out of bed

Ayden Walker
Ayden Walker

*tucks myself in*
ahh, to sleep. per chance to dream.
*looks into camera* goodnight folks

Owen Baker
Owen Baker

I've only sex'd non-white wimmin. Putting my willy inside non-white peepee holes just so much hotter, pleasing them as hard as I can so they like white people more

Lincoln King
Lincoln King

diet of worms
lmao did they just eat worms competitively

Juan Bennett
Juan Bennett

Lobster man got intellectually raped by sniff man

Brody Cook
Brody Cook

broke: big fat chebs
woke: big lactating chebs

Jackson Price
Jackson Price

RIGHT THEN, COME OUT YE BLACK AND TANS

Hunter Smith
Hunter Smith

peng lunch

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Luis Lopez
Luis Lopez

Germans think worms is a good name for a town lmao

Cameron Collins
Cameron Collins

the man for not telling her to flush it

Angel Sanders
Angel Sanders

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Dylan Rivera
Dylan Rivera

They both sounded like idiots
Zizek won but he cannot articulate himself beyond the level of a secondary school student and he’s an unkempt freak
Peterson sounded terrified and ended up agreeing with what a lot of Zizek said, he also exposed himself as having a superficial understanding of all the topics he’s supposedly a master of. He also didn’t know who Hegel or Kierkegaard are.
These are the prolific intellectuals of our time smdhhh

Hudson Johnson
Hudson Johnson

certainly isn’t a name that would rival the likes of shiterton

Oliver Wilson
Oliver Wilson

cade.

Adam Diaz
Adam Diaz

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Grayson Clark
Grayson Clark

He also didn’t know who Hegel or Kierkegaard are.
This is an exaggeration right?

Landon Clark
Landon Clark

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Christian Baker
Christian Baker

Literally can't stop thinking about sex ever since I came off happy pills

Robert Nelson
Robert Nelson

No it isn’t

Julian Price
Julian Price

nig nog

Aaron Wright
Aaron Wright

Have sex.

John Cruz
John Cruz

Probably going to lose my virginity tonight

Jonathan Rogers
Jonathan Rogers

sue

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Cooper James
Cooper James

I'll let you in on a secret: women are more "racist" against men of their race who fuck other races of women than even /pol/ cuckspammers.
It damages your prestige among white women to be known to fuck other races.

Colton Richardson
Colton Richardson

He hadn't read Marx apart from the Communist manifesto and watching a few Zizek videos. He really isn't smart, rorke btfo

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Sebastian Barnes
Sebastian Barnes

get back in the trenches

Jason Lopez
Jason Lopez

I can't shag when she's on top, just not the type

Alexander Gonzalez
Alexander Gonzalez

make sure he uses enough lube

Brayden James
Brayden James

blog on

Jason Clark
Jason Clark

Done

William Murphy
William Murphy

unique volcanic mineral content

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Julian Wright
Julian Wright

It's just something they do for porn because the most natural positions obscure more of the woman

Grayson Turner
Grayson Turner

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Ryan Scott
Ryan Scott

irish girls are so PENG

Owen Watson
Owen Watson

people need to do things that make them happy and not care what others think

Matthew Green
Matthew Green

No. 90% of what Peterson does is "postmodern" mystification around a core of "classical liberalism".

Nolan Brooks
Nolan Brooks

vat are you doing sir?

Grayson Gutierrez
Grayson Gutierrez

Dabbing on the janny...

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