janny on the ropes
the shaggers tour
Lord Ahmed of Rotherham
'magine the cunt who barked at people getting a job at tescos
fuck me his coworkers must be giving him hell
says so on the shirt
Okay but being mocked by white slags for fucking nonwhite slags is a pretty dire fate.
I imagine the easiest way to destroy your image among white slags is to cheat on one with a nonwhite.
so here we are then... the shaggers
melvin melvin bo belvin banana nana no nelvin fee fii fo felvin melvin
work with Chad
me and him are the only two straight guys in the entire store
work stock department
all the girls upfront always gossip about how hot Chad is
only time they talk to me is when they need a stock check
I'm never gonna make it
chuck us a warm can of dark fruits lad
I'm a /brit/ poster
Eastertoil on the 'morrow
hello alpha male
my dad posted on /brit/
not sure if its better being a woman
on one hand they have a priceless treasure that all men lust after and demand effectively making them at risk of being robbed for it every day. like one of those security van guys who transfer money from shops to the bank
on the other hand, they can have constant admiration and confidence just from being alive and having one of those things and telling people they have it
never tried dark fruits cider
for me it’s somersby pear cider (produced in estonia)
right who’s got my morrissey cd
Spending Easter with the Polish gf's family and have been to Church every day since Wednesday.
going to be in cat 4 romeo a lot next 2 week will probably be grimsy or just boring
Real Chads are usually friendly and wholesome since life is great for them, no reason for them to be bitter. Try and start some small talk sometimes
watched "un homme qui dort" yesterday
should be made mandatory /brit/ viewing i reckon before you are allowed to post
unbelievably relevant to the /britposter/ experience
its on youtube for free too so you really have no excuse
/brit/ more like /shit/
mandatory /brit/ viewing
Now THIS is mandatory /brit/ viewing.
proper dark fruits bird
it's only easter and i'm already sick of Sunberg
bring back winter
heavyweight head flyweight body
le paki to you
All British that come here are usually pale,very blonde,light eyes. Where's the more swarthy Brits like mister bean
Listening to interpol
24/h maintance on vaginas apparently and the list goes on and on...
shagging prospects are back on the table
time to commence unwank once again
those are normans, who are wealthy and successful and so go on holiday to Switzerland, Japan, Sweden and so on instead of the iberian penisula
Norman blood flows through my veins
periods sound fucking grim as fuck tbf though
im already moody enough as it is, cant inagine having to deal with enormous hormonal swings every month combined with a pint of blood dropping out of my crotch
reckon if i was a woman i would try and be pregnant all the time just to avoid having to deal with all that
hahahahaha nah mate nah
Ye man melvins a sikkunt ahah melv goes mad skitz bro
Yes it does
Along with Arab, Nigerian, Italian, Russian....
Wow so their like at the top of the British Sub group's.
How often do you have sex
Chocolate labs are the best
T. chocolate lab owner
dark hair dark eyes dark skin
wow i must be a norman that explains it!
This is why I #StandWithHer
You lads got your Easter pepe collection ready?
feel as though people are dismissive of me
Just had a wank
Wanking makes me feel mad docile and withdrawn these days, I should probably quit
Lads a girl in the mental ward kissed me on the cheek yesterday was not expecting this. Haha.
if you were a dog what job would you want?
back off to reddit you go
literally me lads
Your spending massive energy everytime you cum,at least when you do it inside a girl is invigorating
I reckon so
haven't kissed anyone but the cross the good friday
Tearing home invading niggers limb from limb
embarrassing flashbacks of last night
Is it Dark Fruits weather yet
wth i thought ireland was leftypol: the country
white girl's surrogate child
are u the person who watched it last night?
are gays purely top or bottom or do some like both?
Seriously regretting that wank after seeing all the cum that I expended which is literally raw energy
I feel depleted and neurotic already, I was on day 3 of nofap and felt so much sharper
smoothbrain snake oil
I'm back on the benzos again lads. Goodbye libedo.
wankashire prick bastard cunt gay sped mongo spacky bugger n***** cock willy
its a mix
most have a preference
you were bang out of order
Go look up Spermatogenesis and the absolute work/energy spending that is for your body to go through that process.
Semen retention is very high IQ
Wanking to pornography is the preserve of an animal
why you on here? shouldnt you be out there?
did something i never thought i'd ever do last night
werent you dead or something
I'm not a white woman either
id be cryin if i look like that too bruh thats fucked up what they be doin to yall, i aint even gonna hold you bruh i be sayin thats fucked up like bruh, you probably had the full wash and set you should be fire if they aint cut yo shit, fuck it tho bro its your life
lovely day today
You boiled some water?
taking the ring to mordor has never been easier
I’m the man who sold the world
weekend off on make car go
really encapsulates how great his life must be post lotr
Ben Shapiro has entered the thread.
We passed upon the stair
We spoke of was and when
Although I wasn't there
He said I was his friend
Which came as a surprise
I spoke into his eyes
I thought you died alone
A long long time ago
I am a Neolithic farmer
Hate the Mental Health Act lads. I should be at home, not in this mental ward which is mostly bitching women at the moment.
dumb sp crossposter
oh wow thats amazing, so ive got a haemmorhoid and its fucking me up good and proper and im going to spend all day in bed because i daren't sit anywhere
Ben Shapiro has left the thread.
would kill myself if i starred in such a shit franchise
WANT THAT TEA TODAY LOVE
did they take your frogs away
Just consumed an emergency post-wank magnesium, zinc, selenium and 2L of full fat milk to replenish the nutrients I just spurted out of my bellend.
no you wouldnt
did 4 weeks no wank quite recently and it does not effect you in any way what utter pseudoscience bollocks to suggest otherwise
I think I ought to be put in nuthouse
What would you suggest I do
ex Chinese gf is dating another white boi
no wank only gives you prostate cancer
would i fuck
Got a backup of the frogs on my mobile lad. Which I also snuck in.
Everybody’s neuropathy is different you ignominious mule
she's no longer chinese??
blog on incel
get a Thai or flip gf, that'll show her
maybe increase the sample size and be stricter on the environmental factors
you'd be laughed out of any academic institution with that kind of report
oh wow thats amazing,
i guess you could say she's been... disoriented
Been wanking twice a day for years me
im not oxford, hes cute though
God bless the Prince of England
(ex (chinese gf)) (is dating) (another (white boi))
*gets laughed out of an academic institution*
Damn... damn nerds!
already applied for an irish passport
do the royals even do anything or are they just lifelong neets who occasionally deign to appear in public
ive made myself look like a pickle morty! i'm rick the pickle!
Here you can book yourself in voluntarily or involuntarily. I just come back in to see familiar faces & meet new ones at the tax payer expense.
literally me except not any more because of environmental factors
yfw the monarchy's true power is reinstated but right after it gets BLACKED and blacks actually become kangs and shiet over whitey
sorry lobster bros but zizek destroyed peterson last night no contest
played every open world rpg to death and it has left a great void of escapism. keep darting from one game to another with no satisfaction
in the so-called republic of uzupis lads
is zizek that bloke who wears a bishop's hat or am i thinking of some other old slav
just bit off a piece of my big toe nail, using it as a tooth pick haha
united ireland now am i right lads
That's Brother Nathanael
Even the patients ask why I'm in the mental ward. Haha.
abolish the monarchy
really enjoyed not having a 'roid
wow he's not even a slav, i was way off
did you tell them the truth?
Rip off the whole nail.
wanna play world war z with me lad
I'll look into it
*under the crown
fuck them jiggaboos
did feg unload after fob got packed up was well hanging out cos got tail end of dv for almost 3 days then straight into ex SP and tabbed out on the last 2ic run for the casevac couldnt hack the double
just downloaded dulingo and started a course in irish
hmm... seems I've been banned from /mu/...
do they have a course on latin yet?
have to have my window closed because im scared of bees, sweltering here
i put a finger up my arse to try and shove the pile back into my colon and it didnt do nuffing
why did I grow up thinking gollum was called smeagle?
there must be a coherent reason
dunno overseas irish brother
what you been saying you naughty boy
(Duolingo is full of errors though)
you're literally me about 2 months ago and 6 months before that
redpill me on lachlan and frogs
Complete waste of time. Would be better spent doing literally anything else.
smeagol was the character's birth name
he became known as gollum after the ring corrupted him
how do you say fishing rod in gaylick irish?
frogs are based
lachlan is not
said all kpop fans should be killed
this twat looks like he saw wog boy and took it as a lifestyle guide
thanks lad, you've set a 30 year mystery to bed
Do Welsh instead
prince harry married and got a wog up the duff the plan is get me irish passport learn the language and start a new life as an irish republican
nah that's not it
I saw Troy
might start work soon
not very nice thing to say also not true. grow up
tfw you realise there is no such thing as free will and the universe has preordained you to have a shitty life because it hates you
he's obviously genetically french. look at the nose.
what's the easiest board to get banned on lads? /sp/ or /mu/ i'd say
Shut the fuck up retard
all the mates at uni are out at a 'eer 'arden and I'm fucking back home with a shift at the pub tonight
i am a free will centrist
office worker, 20
shame the glass didn’t kill him and save him from a life of misery
polishing my pole
doing a bit of light stalking
Howler of a post
Jow Forums back in the day had a fucking trigger-happy janny
There are multiple options:
1. Porn pass, purchased from a newsagent who checks your ID and issues you a scratch-off verification number, like an old mobile phone credit.
2. You send the company a picture of your passport of driving licence, they verify your age manually and you get access. Pornhub favours this option.
3. You send the site a high quality selfie and they have an algorithm that verifies your ages.
which will you be choosing?
I love what I can't see
What's expected of you, what's expected of me?
Now it's quarter to three
Let it all get away
Oh, what the hell can I do?
To fill the pages (to fill the pages)
Meet the strangers (meet the strangers)
Kiss the girl, take it in, feel the ages (kiss the girl, take it in, feel the ages)
A time or two
But it's all so good
To let up
Dead weight (dead weight)
I don't watch pornography, so none
this post has brought you favour with the /brit/ gods
they could refuse service to people with british IP's and everyone would VPN to get around it. they wouldn't have to spend any money
not having a VPN
not just not using pornhub ad normie websites
there are literally millions of porn websites on the internet. The only reason why this law passed is because mongs in parliament think the internet is google, facebook, twitter and instagram.
porn pass all day
Energy is neither created nor destroyed
Imagine sending some (Jewish) porn company your passport info
i sometimes watch porn just to remind myself what a vagina looks like
the porn block is secretly being funded and backed by pro-privacy libertarian billionaires as a sneaky way to force every single UK citizen to learn how to use a VPN, under the cover of "muh kids" to get the boomer politicians on board
Could the porn addicts still torrent porn? Does the ban apply to that, or is it just streaming sites?
so you're saying it just appeared out of nowhere?
riddle me this, science:
i was on the beers last night (full of energy) and now i'm fucking knackered (no energy)
seems like you may need to rethink your "theory"
is anyone going to see this film
nah it's just kikes data farming
so it turns out the whole world are paedophiles, they're in favour of children wanking to porn, and want to see children wank to porn. Once again, Britain leads the world. Don't care what some weird Brazilian nazi weeb has got to say about it lmfao
go to bed
not that tired
the facts just dont add up do they
*in the long term
there can be short lifted spontaneous gains and losses in energy, but they time-average out to zero
no, it's from alt right nationalists trying to get your population to stop being mind controlled by clown-funded porn and get married
god waking up is so cringe
It doesn't exist in the way we experience existence, it simply is.
Its alive in the way oxygen or space exists.
wish I was a space colonist stranded on some distant moon eating my own shit and living in a tent
genuinely inspiring content
what is this
i would find you and bottle you mate
Episode 333 of Rod Serling's Twilight Zone, "On a Cool Day"
I can't fucking wait
why do poor people always say "at the end of the day"
sounds like a LARP to me pal
just might be the funniest picture thats ever been on my computer
nurse spam was so fucking good
they have to go to sleep when the sun goes down because they cant afford leccy
dont understand the honk clown zoomer meme
wesaystay was borts proudest moment
that episode does not seem to exist
finlad was posting it here a good couple weeks before i saw it on the 'ter
dunnno what that means or what anything at all means as i am low iq
Are all aussies criminals?
having to register with your license or passport to watch porn
What a disgrace. Shel Shekelstein is going to put your id on file so they can track your name, address, and viewing history while you watch "Milfcreamers 5" on your laptop? You guys are just ok with that?
going to church tomorrow lads
which should i wear
Why are you okay with children wanking to porn, you nonce
no, but all criminals are aussies
prefer not to say
You're a faggot if you go to a Catholic or protestant church.
not pink m8, don't want the churchies thinking you're gay do you?
quick glance at the comment section
shut up yank
didn't ask for your stupid yank opinion
What should I wear
A noose preferably
if you haven't personally eaten at least 4 lamb legs over the Easter period you cannot call yourself a man
what's he supposed to do, LARP as a Russian?
Oh please. Children should be controlled by their parents, not the government. Why is it your problem that some idiots can't be bothered to control their crotch goblins?
meat is degenerate
asking to get soyed with an inflammatory post such as this
Scottish guy writes like a paki son of basterd bitch
Only if another man squeezes it.
don't think we'd get far with 300 ping lad
is this loss?
If there is anything we can take away from this, is that lolberts are closeted paedophiles are clearly seem to be perfectly fine with exposing 11 year old children to porn online. Reassess your opposition to this, nonce.
you're not a slav
dont really know where these people are, don't know anyone who hates english people, and i live on a council estate
less of the flame wars please
No, I'm assyrian.
went out last night and people called me julian casablancas at least 5 times
the virgin freaks society of edinburgh had a lock in
Need a girl like this.
We need to talk about the stigma around mental health.
out of your league bruce
Have an interesting idea to propose next thread
That’s a fair bit of weight for a girl to be pulling but it’s obvious she’s a fat shit
I'm mentally ill for your cock baby
Need to live on a new planet
A planet for white kings
look behind you
I would like to star in movies and be a stunt double for other doggos :)
I'm in Sydney