/brit/

shagging edish

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bit early

janny on the ropes

-Sweden Edition

the shaggers tour

Lord Ahmed of Rotherham

'magine the cunt who barked at people getting a job at tescos

fuck me his coworkers must be giving him hell

says so on the shirt

susan

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Okay but being mocked by white slags for fucking nonwhite slags is a pretty dire fate.
I imagine the easiest way to destroy your image among white slags is to cheat on one with a nonwhite.

so here we are then... the shaggers

melvin melvin bo belvin banana nana no nelvin fee fii fo felvin melvin

>work with Chad
>me and him are the only two straight guys in the entire store
>work stock department
>all the girls upfront always gossip about how hot Chad is
>only time they talk to me is when they need a stock check
I'm never gonna make it

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chuck us a warm can of dark fruits lad

I'm a /brit/ poster

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Eastertoil on the 'morrow

hello alpha male

RORKE

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I'm half-/brit/poster
my dad posted on /brit/

not sure if its better being a woman

on one hand they have a priceless treasure that all men lust after and demand effectively making them at risk of being robbed for it every day. like one of those security van guys who transfer money from shops to the bank

on the other hand, they can have constant admiration and confidence just from being alive and having one of those things and telling people they have it

never tried dark fruits cider
for me it’s somersby pear cider (produced in estonia)

right who’s got my morrissey cd

Spending Easter with the Polish gf's family and have been to Church every day since Wednesday.

SEND HELP

going to be in cat 4 romeo a lot next 2 week will probably be grimsy or just boring

Real Chads are usually friendly and wholesome since life is great for them, no reason for them to be bitter. Try and start some small talk sometimes

watched "un homme qui dort" yesterday

should be made mandatory /brit/ viewing i reckon before you are allowed to post
unbelievably relevant to the /britposter/ experience

its on youtube for free too so you really have no excuse

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indecipherable post

/brit/ more like /shit/

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checkmate rorke.

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>french
>mandatory /brit/ viewing
Now THIS is mandatory /brit/ viewing.

proper dark fruits bird

it's only easter and i'm already sick of Sunberg

bring back winter

paki

heavyweight head flyweight body

le paki to you

All British that come here are usually pale,very blonde,light eyes. Where's the more swarthy Brits like mister bean

Listening to interpol

24/h maintance on vaginas apparently and the list goes on and on...

alri lads
shagging prospects are back on the table
time to commence unwank once again

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those are normans, who are wealthy and successful and so go on holiday to Switzerland, Japan, Sweden and so on instead of the iberian penisula

london

Norman blood flows through my veins

periods sound fucking grim as fuck tbf though

im already moody enough as it is, cant inagine having to deal with enormous hormonal swings every month combined with a pint of blood dropping out of my crotch

reckon if i was a woman i would try and be pregnant all the time just to avoid having to deal with all that

hahahahaha nah mate nah

Ye man melvins a sikkunt ahah melv goes mad skitz bro

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Yes it does

Along with Arab, Nigerian, Italian, Russian....

Wow so their like at the top of the British Sub group's.

How often do you have sex

Chocolate labs are the best

T. chocolate lab owner

>dark hair dark eyes dark skin
wow i must be a norman that explains it!

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This is why I #StandWithHer

Holy
Fucking
PENG

You lads got your Easter pepe collection ready?

Post dog.

feel as though people are dismissive of me

Just had a wank

Wanking makes me feel mad docile and withdrawn these days, I should probably quit

Lads a girl in the mental ward kissed me on the cheek yesterday was not expecting this. Haha.

if you were a dog what job would you want?

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back off to reddit you go

literally me lads

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Your spending massive energy everytime you cum,at least when you do it inside a girl is invigorating

I reckon so

Based

haven't kissed anyone but the cross the good friday

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Tearing home invading niggers limb from limb

embarrassing flashbacks of last night

Is it Dark Fruits weather yet

wth i thought ireland was leftypol: the country

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white girl's surrogate child

are u the person who watched it last night?

are gays purely top or bottom or do some like both?

hi m8

Seriously regretting that wank after seeing all the cum that I expended which is literally raw energy

I feel depleted and neurotic already, I was on day 3 of nofap and felt so much sharper

>nofap
smoothbrain snake oil

I'm back on the benzos again lads. Goodbye libedo.

wankashire prick bastard cunt gay sped mongo spacky bugger n***** cock willy

hi

its a mix
most have a preference

you were bang out of order

Go look up Spermatogenesis and the absolute work/energy spending that is for your body to go through that process.

Semen retention is very high IQ
Wanking to pornography is the preserve of an animal

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why you on here? shouldnt you be out there?

did something i never thought i'd ever do last night

werent you dead or something

>chinky women
Mondo yikes
I'm not a white woman either

Based Gerry

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don't care

id be cryin if i look like that too bruh thats fucked up what they be doin to yall, i aint even gonna hold you bruh i be sayin thats fucked up like bruh, you probably had the full wash and set you should be fire if they aint cut yo shit, fuck it tho bro its your life

lovely day today

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You boiled some water?

don't care

thanks lori

taking the ring to mordor has never been easier

I’m the man who sold the world

doesn't matter