shagging edish
/brit/
bit early
janny on the ropes
-Sweden Edition
the shaggers tour
Lord Ahmed of Rotherham
'magine the cunt who barked at people getting a job at tescos
fuck me his coworkers must be giving him hell
says so on the shirt
susan
Okay but being mocked by white slags for fucking nonwhite slags is a pretty dire fate.
I imagine the easiest way to destroy your image among white slags is to cheat on one with a nonwhite.
so here we are then... the shaggers
melvin melvin bo belvin banana nana no nelvin fee fii fo felvin melvin
>work with Chad
>me and him are the only two straight guys in the entire store
>work stock department
>all the girls upfront always gossip about how hot Chad is
>only time they talk to me is when they need a stock check
I'm never gonna make it
chuck us a warm can of dark fruits lad
I'm a /brit/ poster
Eastertoil on the 'morrow
hello alpha male
RORKE
I'm half-/brit/poster
my dad posted on /brit/
not sure if its better being a woman
on one hand they have a priceless treasure that all men lust after and demand effectively making them at risk of being robbed for it every day. like one of those security van guys who transfer money from shops to the bank
on the other hand, they can have constant admiration and confidence just from being alive and having one of those things and telling people they have it
never tried dark fruits cider
for me it’s somersby pear cider (produced in estonia)
right who’s got my morrissey cd
Spending Easter with the Polish gf's family and have been to Church every day since Wednesday.
SEND HELP
going to be in cat 4 romeo a lot next 2 week will probably be grimsy or just boring
Real Chads are usually friendly and wholesome since life is great for them, no reason for them to be bitter. Try and start some small talk sometimes
watched "un homme qui dort" yesterday
should be made mandatory /brit/ viewing i reckon before you are allowed to post
unbelievably relevant to the /britposter/ experience
its on youtube for free too so you really have no excuse
indecipherable post
/brit/ more like /shit/
checkmate rorke.
>french
>mandatory /brit/ viewing
Now THIS is mandatory /brit/ viewing.
proper dark fruits bird
it's only easter and i'm already sick of Sunberg
bring back winter
paki
heavyweight head flyweight body
le paki to you
All British that come here are usually pale,very blonde,light eyes. Where's the more swarthy Brits like mister bean
Listening to interpol
24/h maintance on vaginas apparently and the list goes on and on...
alri lads
shagging prospects are back on the table
time to commence unwank once again
those are normans, who are wealthy and successful and so go on holiday to Switzerland, Japan, Sweden and so on instead of the iberian penisula
london
Norman blood flows through my veins
periods sound fucking grim as fuck tbf though
im already moody enough as it is, cant inagine having to deal with enormous hormonal swings every month combined with a pint of blood dropping out of my crotch
reckon if i was a woman i would try and be pregnant all the time just to avoid having to deal with all that
hahahahaha nah mate nah
Ye man melvins a sikkunt ahah melv goes mad skitz bro
Yes it does
Along with Arab, Nigerian, Italian, Russian....
Wow so their like at the top of the British Sub group's.
How often do you have sex
Chocolate labs are the best
T. chocolate lab owner
>dark hair dark eyes dark skin
wow i must be a norman that explains it!
This is why I #StandWithHer
Holy
Fucking
PENG
You lads got your Easter pepe collection ready?
Post dog.
feel as though people are dismissive of me
Just had a wank
Wanking makes me feel mad docile and withdrawn these days, I should probably quit
Lads a girl in the mental ward kissed me on the cheek yesterday was not expecting this. Haha.
if you were a dog what job would you want?
back off to reddit you go
literally me lads
Your spending massive energy everytime you cum,at least when you do it inside a girl is invigorating
I reckon so
Based
haven't kissed anyone but the cross the good friday
Tearing home invading niggers limb from limb
embarrassing flashbacks of last night
Is it Dark Fruits weather yet
wth i thought ireland was leftypol: the country
white girl's surrogate child
are u the person who watched it last night?
are gays purely top or bottom or do some like both?
hi m8
Seriously regretting that wank after seeing all the cum that I expended which is literally raw energy
I feel depleted and neurotic already, I was on day 3 of nofap and felt so much sharper
>nofap
smoothbrain snake oil
I'm back on the benzos again lads. Goodbye libedo.
wankashire prick bastard cunt gay sped mongo spacky bugger n***** cock willy
hi
its a mix
most have a preference
you were bang out of order
Go look up Spermatogenesis and the absolute work/energy spending that is for your body to go through that process.
Semen retention is very high IQ
Wanking to pornography is the preserve of an animal
why you on here? shouldnt you be out there?
did something i never thought i'd ever do last night
werent you dead or something
>chinky women
Mondo yikes
I'm not a white woman either
Based Gerry
don't care
id be cryin if i look like that too bruh thats fucked up what they be doin to yall, i aint even gonna hold you bruh i be sayin thats fucked up like bruh, you probably had the full wash and set you should be fire if they aint cut yo shit, fuck it tho bro its your life
lovely day today
You boiled some water?
don't care
thanks lori
taking the ring to mordor has never been easier
I’m the man who sold the world
doesn't matter