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Jack Clark
Jack Clark

Easter?

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Xavier Torres
Xavier Torres

The Battle of Culloden subedish

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Anthony Baker
Anthony Baker

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Meanwhile in China, India, Indonesia, Thailand, Brazil, Nigeria.....

Isaiah Morgan
Isaiah Morgan

me bottom middle having a wee rest

Evan Moore
Evan Moore

any of you lads exhibitionists?
even just taking my shirt off in public is a slight rush.
love wearing speedos as well for maximum exposure

Juan Ramirez
Juan Ramirez

The Battle of Dunkeld alternative subedish

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Matthew Bell
Matthew Bell

Much prefer Flodden.

Brandon Cruz
Brandon Cruz

next level cope
why aren't you doing your bit? laziness and selfishness, don't pretend otherwise

Jaxon Ortiz
Jaxon Ortiz

Time....Dr. Freeman?
Is it really that...time again?

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David Clark
David Clark

the battle of poo arse wank willy

Mason Walker
Mason Walker

'

Jordan Scott
Jordan Scott

climate change is fake cause based Trump said so and anyone who disagrees is a soy-addled beta who hates white people and supports mass islamic immigration

Luis Scott
Luis Scott

Remembering the fallen of the battle of mum asking me to sweep the garage but I don't want to

Ryder Brown
Ryder Brown

the goal

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Hunter White
Hunter White

ate too many sweets now I feel sick

Kayden Diaz
Kayden Diaz

Hate my job, hate the 9-5, hate that I dont give a shit about the company I work for which kills any motivation to progress, dont want to progress anyway.
I want to be able to earn money doing what I enjoy but I dont enjoy much and dont have much talent in anything. I'm more of a master of none.

Chase Ross
Chase Ross

I am though
I use public transport more often
I am consuming less meat
I make sure that when I buy foods they don't contain palm oil and packaging uses as little plastic as possible
My last laptop was bought used
I try to upcycle clothing as much as possible
I use more environmentally friendly detergents and soaps

Brody Gomez
Brody Gomez

got put in jail in gta v rp

Benjamin Ortiz
Benjamin Ortiz

cba to load up my pc which has all my toads on :l

Ryan Allen
Ryan Allen

fuck off you prick

Carter Long
Carter Long

based

Owen Lewis
Owen Lewis

the so-called “southern belle”
need one stroking my hair while we watch nascar NOW

Isaac Clark
Isaac Clark

good lad

Ryder Bailey
Ryder Bailey

sxyprn.com/post/5cbb2896a6406.html
corr peng

Jaxon Williams
Jaxon Williams

need to get a new pair of brown boots. any recommendations?

Caleb Ortiz
Caleb Ortiz

was walking down the street when I heard someone say "OwO what's this" behind me. I turned around and saw a little sissy bitch 8 year old with a "floss like a boss" shirt on

Isaiah Edwards
Isaiah Edwards

because it literally won't make any difference
laziness doesn't apply to things that are retarded to do in the first place

Nicholas James
Nicholas James

I am consuming less meat

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Luis Bailey
Luis Bailey

last april fools was on easter, that was god tier

Nicholas Barnes
Nicholas Barnes

LITERAL and ACTUAL fucking virus do not click this

Liam Collins
Liam Collins

making a small difference is still making a difference
you're just part of the problem as it is

Thomas Cooper
Thomas Cooper

phone flashed red with a skull and bones symbol upon clicking this link

Noah Bailey
Noah Bailey

is that natasha bedingfield

Jace Evans
Jace Evans

wish easter would make up its fucking mind about what day it wants to be on

Hunter Carter
Hunter Carter

why don't you neck yourself and reduce your carbon footprint to zero then

Jordan Lee
Jordan Lee

test

Asher Carter
Asher Carter

First Sunday after the first new moon after the spring equinox.
Easy.

Christian Price
Christian Price

I'm never having kids
that alone will do more than you can accomplish in the rest of your life

Gavin Richardson
Gavin Richardson

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Adam Morris
Adam Morris

England: Summer
Wales: Spring
Ireland: Autumn
Scotland: Winter

England: Melancholic
Wales: Phlegmatic
Ireland: Sanguine
Scotland: Choleric

England: Romance
Wales: Comedy
Ireland: Irony
Scotland: Tragedy

England: Earth
Wales: Air
Ireland: Fire
Scotland: Water

England: Authoritarian Right
Wales: Authoritarian Left
Ireland: Libertarian Left
Scotland: Libertarian Right

England: War
Wales: Pestilence
Ireland: Famine
Scotland: Death

Parker Cook
Parker Cook

but it's autumn here

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Logan Roberts
Logan Roberts

ahah look at thim go

Carson Rodriguez
Carson Rodriguez

hehe
saved

Brayden Williams
Brayden Williams

disappointing amount of toads in the catalogue

Hudson Lopez
Hudson Lopez

mediaberg has done a number on this one

Leo Hughes
Leo Hughes

Lachy's in the mental ward still
A mental girl kissed him too

Jackson Watson
Jackson Watson

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Blake Hill
Blake Hill

is that a green radiator?

Ethan Sanders
Ethan Sanders

Hmmmmm.

Benjamin Foster
Benjamin Foster

There's a CHUK party, yeah? but when is there going to be a SNEED party?

Angel Sanders
Angel Sanders

tfw this is how my family ended up in the US

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Jaxson Lopez
Jaxson Lopez

just went sicko mode

Benjamin Richardson
Benjamin Richardson

Who /yellowfever/ here?

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Gavin Ramirez
Gavin Ramirez

A brand new appearance
Still unfinished

Isaiah Peterson
Isaiah Peterson

go lockie

Nicholas Scott
Nicholas Scott

kek this is my based gamer wife she lets me vape indoors and we're gonna have 2.5 children

Lucas Hughes
Lucas Hughes

wonder if he's repeating his ancestry results to himself in a padded room

Ayden Gutierrez
Ayden Gutierrez

no you didn't
pipe down

Connor Jackson
Connor Jackson

*opens my copy of a clockwork orange*
dingo horror showed that malchick over droogs

Aaron Stewart
Aaron Stewart

The entire first world, developed countries care about this shit and they amount to approximately 1 billion. There's 6.7 billion others who dgaf. Protest in China and India, Protest in Nigeria lol. The Niger is the biggest polluter of the Atlantic. All the shit in the Sargasso sea is from Africa lol
We are irrelevant

Henry Walker
Henry Walker

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Ryan Young
Ryan Young

would pay good money to never again see ''mr beast'' in my recommended videos list
can't imagine being such a braindead normdroid that you actually watch those vids

Carter Perez
Carter Perez

got called sicko mode at the easter lunch lads

Tyler Martinez
Tyler Martinez

absolute fucking idiot
can only imagine the cavernous space within your skull where your brain would have been if you had one
you stupid pig nigger
imbecile
never post again

Evan Gonzalez
Evan Gonzalez

she sittin on on she got me hittin on it

Ryan Hernandez
Ryan Hernandez

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Hunter Reyes
Hunter Reyes

watching some mr beast

Connor Martinez
Connor Martinez

inconvenience yourself while chinks get to live unimpeded and pollute far more than europe could ever hope to
Nah

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Angel Butler
Angel Butler

the gf

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Brandon Walker
Brandon Walker

spending 3 days in edinburgh next month, anything in particular i should do there?

Alexander Bell
Alexander Bell

best post ive ever seen in /brit/

James Scott
James Scott

hello gayboy

Connor Powell
Connor Powell

am I polluting more than the average person? if I am I'll cut down a bit

Daniel Collins
Daniel Collins

does she have any pics/vids where you can see her nips poking through her top?

Adrian Watson
Adrian Watson

make sure you pronounce it edinberg

Dominic Harris
Dominic Harris

successfully installed libreoffice 6.2.2.2

James Taylor
James Taylor

i thought it was more like "edenberg"

Isaac Gray
Isaac Gray

She gets penger every year
The opposite of Lauren Southern

Julian Ramirez
Julian Ramirez

need to vape .5mls to get enough nicotine for one cigarette
it takes like 3 days to vape .5mls
cant see this taking off

Hudson Carter
Hudson Carter

Just installed SumatraPDF

Nathan Clark
Nathan Clark

china on its own is emitting 1000x the pollution of everybody in the world combined
thinking that using a bit less water is doing anything is delusional

James Watson
James Watson

sorry about notre dame lad

Juan Garcia
Juan Garcia

Kek based

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Easton Lopez
Easton Lopez

i'm saving the world by not using straws :)
my furbaby grandkids will thank me

Dominic Clark
Dominic Clark

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Adam Cruz
Adam Cruz

how many things in your house have "made in china" written on them

Wyatt Williams
Wyatt Williams

china on its own is emitting 1000x the pollution of everybody in the world combined
embarrassing exaggeration

Jeremiah Allen
Jeremiah Allen

kek based these are me finna dabbing pon deplastin koslags a bloody society scale saceralgie

Jaxon Phillips
Jaxon Phillips

gamers.....RISE UP!

Kevin Brown
Kevin Brown

EASTER!

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Joshua Cooper
Joshua Cooper

not that many because I don't buy cheap shit that breaks after a few weeks

Leo Gomez
Leo Gomez

would have no issue punting the little runt back down to wonderland

Jayden Collins
Jayden Collins

i've been invited to a gender reveal today but me and my brother (the Dad) are both colourblind so when that balloon is popped we wont have a fucking scooby

Jeremiah Phillips
Jeremiah Phillips

elon musk is a ~50 year old billionaire and has some anime character as his twitter avatar

Logan James
Logan James

glorified rat

Luke Parker
Luke Parker

sometimes I look at a post like I'm reading it for the first time before I remember that I'm the one who wrote it
before I realise this, I either agree with the post but sometimes I even disagree with it

Carter Nguyen
Carter Nguyen

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Anthony Perez
Anthony Perez

in a restaurant lads

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Josiah Sullivan
Josiah Sullivan

and your phone/computer?

Thomas Cook
Thomas Cook

would have no issue cuddling the little cutie until he wants to head back down to wonderland

Dominic Phillips
Dominic Phillips

comfy

Ethan Kelly
Ethan Kelly

youtu.be/f5_xUlC3f_k
for me its the cap’n

Austin Hall
Austin Hall

planning to eat there?

Jackson Cooper
Jackson Cooper

it's just his inner musk from before he had all the money, he was always destined to have anime as his twitter dp whatever the timeline

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Liam Gutierrez
Liam Gutierrez

don't own one

Jose Stewart
Jose Stewart

Even on Easter, captcha toil

Juan Murphy
Juan Murphy

my "gamer" is "rising up"

Ryder Diaz
Ryder Diaz

they are investing very heavily in green energy in fairness. mostly as they have no choice and know well they can't just keep polluting their evergrowing cities the way they currently are for much longer

Eli Stewart
Eli Stewart

Who put the eyeliner on the rabbit?

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Gabriel Ward
Gabriel Ward

in a bumhole lads

James Johnson
James Johnson

the duality of man

Brody Moore
Brody Moore

I was vaped when I was 16 years old. It was 2 years ago, I was walking home, alone in the dark after a party filled with litty baes hittin that grass with the famjam. I was half drunk. I saw an older man following me about 30 meters back. No worries I thought to myself, I was a star athlete and I was a guy. Surely, someone thrice my age and twice my weight couldn't out run me. At least in my drunken thoughts, I hadn't found any reason to feel too threatened. He walked off towards a side street after I crossed an intersection. I thought it'd be done.

He jumped out of the bushes at the next intersection at me, whipping out his long, hard, throbbing 6 inch vape pen. He blew in my face 9 square meters worth of vape. I became disorientated and fell down. Harder and harder he vaped at me, laughing at me for smoking cigs. I tried crying for help but I was too choked by the vapor to speak properly. He danced around me and blew a mighty fine vape circle at me, I caught it with my mouth and could feel the nicotine inside of me. Slowly burning my internal organs and making me into the crack addict I was born to become. He used up all his vape juice, threw his vape on the ground and ran away. I didn't think men could be vaped, and I questioned it. Was I really vaped? It took me many years but I've finally healed from my vaping experience. Every day, thousands of high schoolers are vaped in bathrooms and it only gets worse. Vaping is indiscriminate of gender.

Nathan Baker
Nathan Baker

would boot this in to next door's garden

Ryan Gonzalez
Ryan Gonzalez

He looks exactly like the kind of loner nobody will notice has gone missing

Luis Rogers
Luis Rogers

god kpop is so weird
their entire lives are scripted to earn them more money
it's like a more extreme version of reality TV stars

Xavier Scott
Xavier Scott

kek this is me

Christian Morgan
Christian Morgan

Very wholesome user thank you for this post :)

Samuel Bennett
Samuel Bennett

what's foing on in sri lanka then?

Hudson White
Hudson White

i said "Practice makes perfect" and someone replied "The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over expecting something to change"

who was in the wrong here

Henry Butler
Henry Butler

muslim fanatics blowing up churches
what's new

Elijah Davis
Elijah Davis

he was but you slightly

Elijah Flores
Elijah Flores

just remembered christchurch

Aaron Ward
Aaron Ward

you were
what he said had no relevance to anything

Liam Lopez
Liam Lopez

is it though? or is it the Tamil tigers?

Brandon Myers
Brandon Myers

TIFU and my son ended up thinking Santa Clause was stealing penises

Levi Turner
Levi Turner

white people need putting down

Josiah Price
Josiah Price

terrible earthquake that innit

Hudson Rivera
Hudson Rivera

desuarchive.org/int/thread/104521401/

Christopher Mitchell
Christopher Mitchell

you're both wrong!
*bangs your heads together*

Jordan Diaz
Jordan Diaz

yea lad (and drink too haha)

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Charles Wood
Charles Wood

oh shit yea maybe
assumed sri lanka was like pakistan they love a good bit of church exploding there

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Jose Lopez
Jose Lopez

He is risen

Austin Anderson
Austin Anderson

by practising, you're ensuring that you won't keep doing the same things and making the same mistakes over and over

Caleb Hughes
Caleb Hughes

my god there's an awful lot of trannies on twitter

where did they all come from

Benjamin Cruz
Benjamin Cruz

lewd

Justin Parker
Justin Parker

you see whoever you want to see on twitter, i don't see any trannies because i'm not interested in that shit.

Jonathan Clark
Jonathan Clark

couple peng tings from sheff

Tyler Jackson
Tyler Jackson

Lel so many furious /pol/tards who think we sprouted out of the ground like plants.

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Isaiah Hughes
Isaiah Hughes

good post

Brandon Reed
Brandon Reed

don’t see anyone on twitter because i’m not a pathetic runt that uses it

Joshua King
Joshua King

i mostly hang out on weird political twitter so i see a disproportionate amount of them

Juan Hall
Juan Hall

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Grayson Baker
Grayson Baker

virgin

Charles Cruz
Charles Cruz

doesn't use Twitter
we know..we know

Connor James
Connor James

So Brown Muslims Were The Original Muslims And Rorke Has The Audacity To Say Hateful Things About Muslims
It Really Makes You Think

Kayden Butler
Kayden Butler

haha epic hot and cold weather!!!

Eli Peterson
Eli Peterson

uh, yikes...

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Carson Harris
Carson Harris

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Blake Jackson
Blake Jackson

This reminded me of something.
I had to look it up
Emilie Roslund
Swede feminist journalist Metro

Luis Bennett
Luis Bennett

Are there any current English PL footballers who aren’t morons?

Feels like in all the interviews I watch they all talk with London Multicultural English and sound like Jermaine Jenas

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Camden Gray
Camden Gray

maybe stop hanging out with identity politicers/lgbt and all that shit then

Nolan Hughes
Nolan Hughes

Does anyone know how to repair someone's brain?

Camden Cook
Camden Cook

sounds like you hear what you want to hear

Parker Baker
Parker Baker

Tommy's got a bus now

Jack Perez
Jack Perez

connor
is a guy really telling girls how to spot creeps? bc real talk the biggest creeps are the sheep in wolves clothing. the men who are like "yeh i'm so feminist and all that shit" while they try to ge tinto your pants

Aiden Anderson
Aiden Anderson

have a Jow Forums gold account though

Jordan Jones
Jordan Jones

ya..maybe

William Thompson
William Thompson

because mine are obviously broken

Jose Martin
Jose Martin

Odd that people think the Battle of Culloden was the Scots being BTFO when most of the government forces were lowland Scots

Logan Mitchell
Logan Mitchell

Jack grealish

Julian Reed
Julian Reed

If I knew I would get it done

Jace Richardson
Jace Richardson

Can't read French, it's all Greek to me haha

Thomas Thompson
Thomas Thompson

its grand just to browse 2bh

Owen Hall
Owen Hall

I’m not saying it’s not possible to have well-spoken top level players. Frank Lampard is obviously intelligent when you hear him talk but I’m talking about the current lot.

Isaac Mitchell
Isaac Mitchell

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Nolan Phillips
Nolan Phillips

trannies are just incels who are coping far too much

Josiah Roberts
Josiah Roberts

Did you go to church today lads?

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Dominic Gomez
Dominic Gomez

Which country is this from?

Josiah Bell
Josiah Bell

no

Nolan Morales
Nolan Morales

Mental how potatoes can kill you if unprepared

Henry Young
Henry Young

then i reiterate what i said
i would imagine the majority of english premier league footballers are 1. white and 2. not from london

Zachary Gomez
Zachary Gomez

no because I have a triple digit iq

Liam Taylor
Liam Taylor

rugby is a game for thugs played by gentlemen
football is a game for gentlemen played by thugs

Cameron Thomas
Cameron Thomas

Yeah it was a blast.

Dylan Gutierrez
Dylan Gutierrez

that’s lithuanian/english

Luis Sanchez
Luis Sanchez

idiot

Levi Brooks
Levi Brooks

I use public transport more often
I am consuming less meat
I make sure that when I buy foods they don't contain palm oil and packaging uses as little plastic as possible
My last laptop was bought used
I try to upcycle clothing as much as possible
I use more environmentally friendly detergents and soap

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Juan Phillips
Juan Phillips

what's the point? mudslimes will burn them all down

Asher Lewis
Asher Lewis

rugby lads love drinking eachothers piss for banter

Dylan Flores
Dylan Flores

Men are mortal gods
Gods are immortal men

Brody Gomez
Brody Gomez

Start reading
Start lifting, exercise daily
Drink more water
Socialise with male friends
Find a girlfriend
Find a faith, pray
Sleep 6-8 hours a night
Go outside more, enjoy the sunlight
Stop watching porn
Stop playing video games
Get a dog
Visit the countryside
Avoid processed foods
Eat lots of veg and fruit
Get a good source of protein
Spend time with your family
Clean your room
Shower often, brush your teeth twice a day
Become financially stable

Jose Green
Jose Green

Lithuanians are the ones with funny sorta Latin sounding names right?
All Greek to me! haha

Jackson Nelson
Jackson Nelson

explain

Caleb Flores
Caleb Flores

She should have just stayed in Scotland and made a life here. Cheap as chips (outside Edinburgh).

Also you get more disposable income because there’s no point having a pension when you know you’ll die aged 55 - 60.

Jeremiah Flores
Jeremiah Flores

only if they're old

Liam Evans
Liam Evans

think that’s romanian

David Lewis
David Lewis

Yea but the West End of Glasgow's quite expensive and it's really the only place an LGBT moslem would be accepted

Dominic Allen
Dominic Allen

post your closest catholic church
(pic related is mine (1,6km)

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Kayden Davis
Kayden Davis

Have no idea how to improve my life. I'm 28 and earn 18k. It's pretty much too late to do anything at this point.

Josiah Bennett
Josiah Bennett

Meant exactly what I said

Samuel Russell
Samuel Russell

One can well imagine a truly obscene version of the “aristocrats” joke that easily beats all the vulgarity of family members vomiting, shitting, fornicating, and humiliating each other in all possible ways: when asked to perform, they give the manager a short course in Hegelian thought, debating the true meaning of the negativity, of sublation, of absolute knowing, etc., and, when the surprised manager asks them what is the name of the weird show, they enthusiastically reply: “The Aristocrats!” Indeed, to paraphrase Brecht’s quote “What is the robbing of a bank compared to the founding of a bank?”: what is the disturbing shock of family members shitting into one another’s mouth compared to the shock of a proper dialectical reversal? So, perhaps, one should turn the title of the joke around— the family comes to the manager of a night club specialized in hard-core performances, performs its Hegelian dialogue, and, when asked what is the title of their strange performance, enthusiastically exclaims: “The Perverts!”

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Ian Lopez
Ian Lopez

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Easton Green
Easton Green

Would have an easier time killing myself than attempting all of this

Jonathan Davis
Jonathan Davis

shan't

that's boxing for a doxxing

Nathaniel Mitchell
Nathaniel Mitchell

highly doxxable information but fine

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Nicholas Brooks
Nicholas Brooks

in what way can they kill you

Juan Anderson
Juan Anderson

why have you saved this picture of my cat

Cameron Russell
Cameron Russell

shut up cunt

Jordan Richardson
Jordan Richardson

Take the sweat pledge

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Hunter Sullivan
Hunter Sullivan

Based

Connor Peterson
Connor Peterson

ye @ 6pm
didn't feel like going for the 5am sunrise service cos fuck that innit

Tyler Lopez
Tyler Lopez

I like cat pictures

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Bentley Cox
Bentley Cox

just going to nibble on nuts all day since I'm not eating sugar anymore

Benjamin Bennett
Benjamin Bennett

what is wrong with americans

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Owen Reed
Owen Reed

not here
Christians here are rabid
Asia is holy war territory

Robert Cooper
Robert Cooper

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Easton Powell
Easton Powell

Read this in zizek's voice

Michael Smith
Michael Smith

poo on the toy after the bum wank lads

Ethan Lewis
Ethan Lewis

you know how in harry potter and the philosopher's stone where draco catches the potter gang in hagrid's hut at night and tells the teacher and then they get docked 50 house points each and are given detention but then the big reveal is that draco also has to go to detention because he too was out at night?
did slytherin also get docked 50 points? it was never clarified
should i ask jk rowling on twitter?

Angel Sanders
Angel Sanders

missed my train but getting the next one don't give a fuck what the inspector says

Justin Perez
Justin Perez

the gf

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Jack Gray
Jack Gray

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Owen Sanchez
Owen Sanchez

youtube.com/watch?v=VnIH4gomOqc

Hunter Murphy
Hunter Murphy

why would you not have an off peak single?

Leo Wright
Leo Wright

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Parker Martin
Parker Martin

Not many old Catholic churches here due to the good work of John Knox - oldest are generally around 200 years old

Jack James
Jack James

ah yes, preston

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Kayden Martin
Kayden Martin

unofficial queen of /brit/

Ryan Gonzalez
Ryan Gonzalez

Corporations: you are a meaningless number and I can just fire you and have 1000 people with masters degrees fighting for your job

Also corporations: wtf why do people have no job loyalty these days??!?

Sebastian Morris
Sebastian Morris

had one train cancelled and one train delayed by like 25 minutes which meant I got delayed by well over an hour
glad I'll get the money back for that

Brandon Rogers
Brandon Rogers

wtf this looks like the younger version of the hooker i visited couple of weeks ago

Samuel Bailey
Samuel Bailey

ratting up a ticket violator to the train police lads

Sebastian Hernandez
Sebastian Hernandez

Was great when he admitted he wasn't a Marxist.
Hegel can be appreciated by everyone

Jaxon Thomas
Jaxon Thomas

emperor's new clothes?

Levi Perry
Levi Perry

hey imam watcha doin

Benjamin Ramirez
Benjamin Ramirez

i have that exact same neon jacket the girl on the left is wearing
its from Zara

Isaiah Torres
Isaiah Torres

Enjoying a nice lunch with the gf

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Aiden Foster
Aiden Foster

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Joseph Nguyen
Joseph Nguyen

wanted to save a few quid

Jaxon Nelson
Jaxon Nelson

lol me also because i don't pay for ticket for my bike

Christian Gonzalez
Christian Gonzalez

preston is pretty based

Chase Bell
Chase Bell

that's not your gf is it mate
you're telling fibs aren't you

Benjamin Cruz
Benjamin Cruz

don't make much myself 2bh but its a pretty easy job and secure once I just keep the head down and get on with it and kind of afraid of trying to climb the ladder or go for a better paid position when a vacancy arises in case its too difficult and I end up hating it or if I fuck it up altogether and get sacked

Zachary Hernandez
Zachary Hernandez

alberta is in canada innit

Adrian Perez
Adrian Perez

bit gay

Alexander Reed
Alexander Reed

i like her tshirt

Benjamin Morales
Benjamin Morales

Bit gay

Brayden Johnson
Brayden Johnson

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Noah Diaz
Noah Diaz

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Ryder Lopez
Ryder Lopez

square sausage > normal sausage

Jayden Hall
Jayden Hall

tarquin

Jeremiah Morgan
Jeremiah Morgan

Why would I lie about something like that? What's the point?
Think you might be jealous

Matthew Bell
Matthew Bell

and canada is on the continent of north america so my post is correct

Isaiah Baker
Isaiah Baker

business idea: High Vis Shirts but everywhere

Michael Hall
Michael Hall

where in the fuck is that? doesn't even look this hemisphere

Nathaniel Kelly
Nathaniel Kelly

didn't ask

Ayden Diaz
Ayden Diaz

That might look like a cute housecat

Jace Morales
Jace Morales

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Kayden Wood
Kayden Wood

national socialism? nah, not for me.

monarchism, aristocracy, traditionalism, agrarianism, absolutism...yeah, that's more like it.

Joshua Young
Joshua Young

jock nonce

Noah Sullivan
Noah Sullivan

Haberfield, Sydney Australia

Josiah Morales
Josiah Morales

literally me lads

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Luis Perry
Luis Perry

didn't say you did

Eli Howard
Eli Howard

London commuter tarqs:
pay £10,000/year to commute 1 hour each way in a packed sardine train full of sweaty Diane Abbotts and mandem

Me living in Scotland
monthly train ticket costs a mere £66
plenty of seats and everyone is white

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Jeremiah Torres
Jeremiah Torres

oh my days

Levi Adams
Levi Adams

vapid whores

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Noah Perez
Noah Perez

writing a wifey riddim for the missus

Justin Roberts
Justin Roberts

meow?

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Eli Morris
Eli Morris

tfw it's £127 for a season ticket in lancashire

Alexander Lopez
Alexander Lopez

didn't say you said I did

Gavin Russell
Gavin Russell

for me it’s imperialism with eastern roman (byzantine) characteristics

Andrew Hernandez
Andrew Hernandez

*grumbles* yeah i spose...

Christian Scott
Christian Scott

pfhwoar

Hunter Moore
Hunter Moore

someone jokes, everyone laughs along and jokes with them
i joke, everyone goes quiet and takes me seriously, doesn't understand that i'm joking

why does this keep happening

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Colton Wilson
Colton Wilson

consuming a beverage

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James Lewis
James Lewis

big fat braphogs with huge sagging chebs

Easton Martin
Easton Martin

im here.

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David Ramirez
David Ramirez

They probably have more STDS combined than your average gay club

Xavier Reed
Xavier Reed

willy hardening at the mere thought

Juan Rogers
Juan Rogers

did your life drip rich with calcium?
did they laugh at you
or did you laugh with them?

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Cameron Bennett
Cameron Bennett

just headbutted the train inspector and pressed the emergency stop and jumped off the train into the countryside

Carson Morales
Carson Morales

but it's actually a deadly bobcat

Christopher Perez
Christopher Perez

read this in the voice of the police inspector from 'hot fuzz'
'a great 'big bushy beard' and that ahah

Jason Harris
Jason Harris

the perfect crime

Isaac Smith
Isaac Smith

Of you rarely speak up or say things in general then it is harder for people to give context to the things you do say as to whether they’re jokes or not.

As people get to know you they will get an understanding of your sense of humour.

If you drop a completely dead-pan sarcastic remark amongst people who literally no nothing about you then it is almost impossible to gauge whether you’re joking or not.

Liam Hill
Liam Hill

Leddit running in the background

Out.

Logan Wright
Logan Wright

I fucked my life up by having too much pride to just accept a mediocre job and climbing up through the ranks. In my head, I was better than everyone else and I wasnt going to be one of those normie drones with a job I hate.
Instead I wasted my valuable time in a sleepwalk in my shit job and have woken up to the fact that I'm 28 and still in a shit job but didn't even try and progress because of delusions of grandeur in my head.

Jeremiah Gonzalez
Jeremiah Gonzalez

'a great 'big bushy beard'
always thought this line was from Fellowship of the Ring, with that tavern owner from Bree

Liam Collins
Liam Collins

basé

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Chase Young
Chase Young

Keep blogging mate

Brody Bailey
Brody Bailey

probably crossed wires in your brain because you know Peter Jackson made a cameo in Hot Fuzz

Ryan Roberts
Ryan Roberts

bit depressing seeing how happy and carefree my young nephews and nieces are knowing that in about 10 years they'll all be runty annoying teenagers before emerging as cynical and probably depression-prone adults

Henry Flores
Henry Flores

i appreciate this post, thank you lad. informative and helpful.

Ian Taylor
Ian Taylor

life, eh?

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Aiden Peterson
Aiden Peterson

here you go again
did not ask

Dominic Taylor
Dominic Taylor

*strum strum*
virgin freak
*strum strum*
qu'est-ce que c'est

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Oliver Reed
Oliver Reed

Similar story for me but the main reason I don’t put myself forward at work is because virtually all promotions involve becoming a manager which means having to talk to people.

Also the only people who get the promotions are narcissistic nut huggers who suck up to the boss’s boss.

Joseph Torres
Joseph Torres

any movie suggestions lads

Kevin Turner
Kevin Turner

northern rail should be arrested

Aaron Richardson
Aaron Richardson

thanks for reading (not that I asked you to)

Cameron Perez
Cameron Perez

how annoying that i'm not English
i guess being Welsh is better than being Irish at least

Dominic Morris
Dominic Morris

blue is the warmest colour (la vie d’adèle)

Benjamin Wilson
Benjamin Wilson

is this based and wholesome or cringe and soypilled?

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Thomas Anderson
Thomas Anderson

Waterworld

Asher Harris
Asher Harris

youtube.com/watch?v=TX9h558Tz1E

Colton Sullivan
Colton Sullivan

Didn’t the protagonist in this film get impregnated by a black fellow in real life?

Dylan Turner
Dylan Turner

kidulthood

Michael Watson
Michael Watson

watching clips of the extinction rebellion protesters in London on sky news and a bunch of the white women among them appear to be wearing hijabs lol state

Hudson Adams
Hudson Adams

mad how everything is just shapes

Christopher Howard
Christopher Howard

wholesome i reckon
and i'm usually a turbororke
but Donald Doherty's reply is just too likeable

Xavier Brown
Xavier Brown

unlucky kid

Elijah Kelly
Elijah Kelly

don’t keep up with that kind of news so you’ll have to ask the resident cuckold freak
*picks up megaphone*
ONE YANK VIRGIN DEMANDED IN BOOTH 5

Robert Cooper
Robert Cooper

the chipper is far penger than curry

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Josiah Martin
Josiah Martin

2012 Kaduna Nigera. Islamic extremists set off car bomb at church - 38 people killed, non fatal injuries unknown.
In 2016 Islamic extremists set of a bomb in a park where Christians were celebrating Easter. 75 people killed, 340 injured.
In 2017, Palm Sunday Islamic extremists set off a bomb in a church in Egypt. 45 people killed, and 126 injured.
2018 Balochistan province, Pakistan. Islamic extremist shoots and kills 4 dead on Easter Sunday.
2018 Coimbatore India. Hindu extremists storm Christian church on Easter and attack pastor leaving him with a head injury.

And now 2019 200+ people killed in Churches on Easter Sunday
when will the west do something for their persecuted brethren

Bentley Perez
Bentley Perez

Pretty good banter

Brayden Lewis
Brayden Lewis

watching a bit of a bit of fry and laurie

Hudson Perez
Hudson Perez

Would eat beans on toast for the rest of my life if it meant they were gone

Cameron Taylor
Cameron Taylor

looking for jobs on indeed
no listings actually state the salary

Charles Jones
Charles Jones

Tampopo
light comedy "ramen western" about a ragtag bunch of assorted ramen experts who get together to make this crappy ramen restaurant the best in Japan, with a comfy "getting the gang together" plot supported by lots of light comedic elements and nudity

its on youtube

Un Homme Qui Dort
ultra-existential black and white french film about a man who spirals into depression and isolates himself from the world, mostly told by a narration over long tracking shots of the man walking silently through the streets of Paris

also on youtube

Still Life
2013 British indie film about a lonely man who works for the council trying to identify people who die with no friends or relatives as he tries to track down the life of his last ever assignment and uncovers inreasing levels of complexity to the corpse's character. deeply touching.

Luis Martin
Luis Martin

the west
carrying for anything outside of the west except for cheap clothes and money

Robert Parker
Robert Parker

Scotrail is shite but couldn't believe how godawful Cross Country was when I went down south. Was packed like the train to Treblinka and people were being told they couldn't get on the train at all. On the way back up two people (one black and one south Asian) tried to tell me I was sitting in their reserved seat, fucking chancers.

Sebastian Stewart
Sebastian Stewart

yeah yeah that’s all nice but what about all the mosques bombed by christians?

Parker Rogers
Parker Rogers

Kek

Jayden Brooks
Jayden Brooks

yea he's a builder/roofer as well thought he'd tell ask to ram his spices up his arse and fuck off to islamabad

Nathan Thomas
Nathan Thomas

competitive :’)
living wage :^)

Liam Rivera
Liam Rivera

Still Life
i watched that film on a first date and I cried at the end and afterwards sucked his dick and fell in love with him

Noah Martinez
Noah Martinez

working class tradesman blokes in the UK are charming and friendly regardless of whichever political way they lean

Grayson Miller
Grayson Miller

so was Wills doing the dirt on his missus with that one bird as per the recent rumours?

Alexander Hernandez
Alexander Hernandez

incredibly grim

Gabriel Thomas
Gabriel Thomas

good selection there m8
there's also a decent chinese film called still life

Nathaniel Flores
Nathaniel Flores

Good post and very true

Ayden Fisher
Ayden Fisher

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Austin Hernandez
Austin Hernandez

not always true tbf

Charles Morris
Charles Morris

She’s not even as fit as Kate. You’d wonder why he’d bother.

Jonathan Kelly
Jonathan Kelly

none of these movies appeal, thanks for the effort anyway lads

Isaiah Ward
Isaiah Ward

aquaman

Juan Powell
Juan Powell

what sort of thing are you looking for?

Luis Long
Luis Long

Does Rorke still support the Royal Family now that Meghan Markle is in it?

Dominic Rivera
Dominic Rivera

Is there a thesaurus website that gives you archaic and very fancy words

Samuel Cruz
Samuel Cruz

Prometheus: European man
Fire: Civilisation
Humanity: The savage races
Zeus: The Jew

Who will be our Hercules?

Christopher Martin
Christopher Martin

desuarchive.org/int/thread/104531531/

desuarchive.org/int/thread/104531531/

Jack Richardson
Jack Richardson

yea, thesaurus.com you simpleton

Jaxon Roberts
Jaxon Roberts

thesaurus.com

Camden James
Camden James

pass mong

Matthew Jackson
Matthew Jackson

Dont care that shes black.
Do care that shes an outsider celebrity from another country. America of all places. Will probably divorce are hazza and bankrupt the royal family

Nathaniel Morris
Nathaniel Morris

Big edition

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