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Beautiful day lads. Doing a spot of gardening but I’m going to light the barbie and finally start reading these cursed books now that everyone is talking about that show again. Will mow the lawns if they get boring.

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>vibrant american pale
concentrated gay juices

Sat in the sun lavvvvvley

something immersive
historical drama with a bit of a surreal bent would be ideal

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nice

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heh heh...1337.

got drunk last night and stumbled my way round to the ex's house and started banging on her front door, luckily she wasn't in (probably round some other blokes house getting rammed) hehe

Aguirre, der Zorn Gottes

This street has soul

Popping to tesco for a meal deal and a packet of biscuits, any of you lads want anything?

The Seventh Seal?

completed it mate

coca cola grape zero

My ear still isn't right from about 6 months ago when I got an ear infection

love strawberry & lime kopp's but couldn't drink more than 2 or 3

did you watch the War and Peace miniseries?

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hard to be a god (2013)

>Looking for jobs
>Only hourly pay jobs advertise their pay

mmm nootka

what exactly makes a roastie decide she wants to join a radical death cult in the desert
truly perplexing

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Chinese student gf

completed it mate
no but have it downloaded for my mum
might give it a look, love are Paul

big dick goth bf

the colour of pomegranates

I've just done a massive shit while in a girls house and it won't flush what the fuck do I do? Can't even cover it with paper because of shitty plumbing

yeah, watch it. best thing the BBC's done in years

>has a subscription for a paywalled newspaper
fuck off literal billionaire

Guns and violence
Same as why women are attracted to convicts and so on
Very real phenomenon

respectable masonry

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Women should be arrested

pull your sleeves up

how does it compare to the book

Stop posting this it angers me

Fish it out and toss it out the window

>Oh my god, you wouldn't believe what someone's done in the loo. Just went in to wash my hands and found it like that!

you'll move the beer but not take down the fence?!

Alri lads somewhere itt I have dropped a very large and smelly poo. Whoever finds it is the winner.

Happy Easter.

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>GoT
dropped

Hand it toilet
Scrunch it up then flush
If it still doesn't work then grab it and launch it as far as you can out of the window

hmm looks interesting but struggling to find a good quality torrent

haven't read the book but i'm guessing not very well at all, considering it's hard to do justice to Tolstoy
from what i read, Andrei is the worst adapted character, far less impressive than he is in the book
but it is still a good series, the performances are great, one of the better things i've seen on telly these past few years

It's really good, I think I am going to rewatch it.

skytorrents.lol/noopso/f2a25bda26dd5ab1241e68d36e479e6e5bc06b8f

got a student subscription tbf massive massive discount, instead of £26 quid a month (fuck off) I pay £26 a year
defo worth it the times is an excellent newspaper

AHHHHH NO THE ADVERTISERS

Blame it on this guy:

It's ok, the girl came and pushed it down with a brush

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mash it with your hand
better some shit under your fingernails than being socially ostracised forevermore

You reckon that horse faced New Zealand PM is going to wear a cross in solidarity with the Sri Lankan victims?

All newspapers are shit you've been tricked by the nice font

you have to cut the real nasty ones up with a coat hanger before you go at it with the brush

grim grim grim grim grim

NEED her sweaty weathered minge on my fat member ASAP

Blog the fuck on

yea, I had that but I'm on a more than 4 year course and the 4 years expired. Still studying and refuse to pay £26 a month for it.

There's a topless middle-aged bald fat man in the garden opposite mine cutting his shrubbery and blasting dadrock out of his radio.

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wondering whether you got emasculated or you asserted dominance and enforced traditional gender roles in this scenario

cheers la x

all you had to do was toss in a full basin of water to flush it away

>To obtain the monkeys used in the climactic sequence, Herzog paid several locals to trap 400 monkeys; he paid them half in advance and was to pay the other half upon receipt. The trappers sold the monkeys to someone in Los Angeles or Miami, and Herzog came to the airport just as the monkeys were being loaded to be shipped out of the country. He pretended to be a veterinarian and claimed that the monkeys needed vaccinations before leaving the country. Abashed, the handlers unloaded the monkeys, and Herzog loaded them into his jeep and drove away, used them in the shot they were required for, and released them afterwards into the jungle.[6]
there are people out there living lives like this, of adventure and profound art, while i sit at home and do wanks and poos while playing videogames

what's on tap

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currently sunbathing with a carling listening to the radio and whitesnake has come on the boomer life is pretty sweet

Fine, so none of you kids feel special

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Colour of Pomegranates downloading, now to watch Escape to the Country with mum

Shut up you bender
Herzog stories are all larp, muh I got shit with air rifle

Just be wealthy and go travelling

just got called a sheep shagging Welsh cunt in Burton on Trent and started crying lol

he stole a camera to shoot his first film
think that's the reason he doesn't care about people pirating his films

It's too fucking hot

based

willy's poking out of me jocks

Laurence Olivier narration
Quintessential history before left leaning bias made you doubt.
youtube.com/watch?v=0b4g4ZZNC1E

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stop replying to this boring welsh blogcunt

Alan sugar should be arrested

bloggers recognise bloggers

don't feel human anymore
I'm just a 300lbs waddling mass of pure cringe atp

seething london paki

Alan sugar should buy me a whore harem otherwise he's a capitalist pig

Do people wear this piece of clothing in your country lads

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women make easy money from selling their used clothes or selling nudes or getting donations on patreon or twitch or whatever and the absolute retards spend all their money on clothes

they could invest that money, save up to buy property, or to pay off their debts, or to buy books, entertainment devices, gym equipment, use it as bills for electricity or something

undergrads should be arrested

>manure
>de gay

what books you lot reading then?

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still not asking

fuck off
seriously if you want to blog then go to /britfeel/ because that's where bloggers belong

Can’t officially support this post but it’s probably accurate

a brief history of neoliberalism by david harvey

20 benson blue and king size silver rizla plesse boss

Women should be sectioned

blogging is the cornerstone of /brit/