Can we have a Germany love thread? It seems they never get any kind of love

Can we have a Germany love thread? It seems they never get any kind of love.

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I love the sound of German language, maybe I'll learn it one day.

Run Lola Run is a good movie.

That's pretty much all I've got.

They're just bad people.

Austrians are a fine people

Nonsense! what do you mean by that?

If a German ever got the chance, he'd you and everyone you care about.

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and germans?

Nah man I had a german exchange student. He was really nice and we still talk to this day. they are people like you and I

I used to like them until I started interacting with them on the internet. Now I hate Germans and want to kill them all. De Gaule was right, they don't deserve a country.

my favourite song is 99 luftballoons

Have you considered that its just Jow Forums in general?

Why? What changed you opinion?

who?

Hm I'm sorry, what?

no, fuck kr*Uts

shame. I wish we could grow to like people even if they come from a country we have had historic rivalries with

well uhh our culture is very heavily related (and maybe based? or maybe it's just from sweden) to the the german culture it might not be very clear at first but the more you think about it the more similarities one can find

I never get any kind of love either

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you should stop taking this board serious

>Implying I was just talking about Jow Forums
Their smug "holier-than-thou" attitude, unreasonable hatred against Americans, and much more. I can't stand it.

I like them but I'm always afraid of them not liking me. I have mutt anxiety.

No. We already have a collective superiority complex. Don't make it worse.

This. Although hatred against Americans is not always unreasonable.

hatred against americans is never unreasonable

>Loving Kr*Utoids

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You saying that they are arrogant? This might be very annoying indeed.

Ce nest pa's plaisante user. Je pleure maintenant

What the reasons?

America deserves to be nuked

American war crimes, American imperialism, American capitalism

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Most Germans think they're still occupied by America and that their influence in Germany causes most of the problems we have.

This. Plus I had a German gf and her ass was a solid 9/10

VW is also great

>most German on the internet*

That's pretty fucking dumb tb h

>Most Germans think they're still occupied by America and that their influence in Germany causes most of the problems we have.

What makes them think so? Aren't you the strongest and 'most independent' state in Europe?

kek what the fuck

yes so strong we still have foreign military here, no consitution and politicans peddling atlanticism

I think america should fuck off with their globalism

It's not perfect but aside from maybe Switzerland, all things considered it is probably the best country in the world and I'm hopefully moving there at some point in the 2020s. Yes the nordics are objectively better but they're... clinical and boring, not nearly to the extent we are, but still

This.

Most staff of the FR"G" Ltd are NPCs who fell for US propaganda and "denazification".

Having a brain.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Basic_Law_for_the_Federal_Republic_of_Germany
>The Basic Law was approved on 8 May 1949 inBonn, and, with the signature of the occupying western Allies of World War llon 12 May, came into effect on 23 May.

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as much as I hate our presence across the world and the money we waste doing so, it's a sacrifice needed to keep you from starting another world war

The Germans I've met in real life were nice, but many of the ones on here are mean. Some Germans on here are nice though.

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It's things like pic related

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@104652282
kys

What are German women like?

Anyway, I like Germany. It looks really beautiful and i'd love to visit. I love the language too, sounds really nice.

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Pretty much, when I was in Germany they were infatuated with me simply because I was learning the language, the ones on here are like C-tier posters at best

I loathe American culture but Europe is the one who adopted it, we didn't make you

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you're responding to a russian flag

Loathing of Americans is nearly always reasonable. If American were to cease existing tomorrow, it would be a massive positive for whites. That's how loathsome Americans are. And the "holier than thou" attitude sums up yankee shits perfectly.

what's wrong with our culture?

you made us by destroying our own culture and heritage.
modern germany is a zombie created by the US. that's why we hate you. imagine some guy brigning your beloved grandpa back from the grave with dark magic so he can let his rotten corpse dance around on the gay pride parade. that's the us-german relationship

My language teacher in Germany was a woman and she was nice

what we've done to you is justified

I had no idea, sorry.

Russian still in Europe.

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But...you are still occupied. The modern German political scene is a direct result of zionist backed de-Nazification. In fact the only general officer of the US military to sympathize with the German people, was none other than George S. Patton. And surprise, surprise, he died in a traffic "accident".

>muh niggerball

their motorcycles are cool

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Russia where 95% of people actually live for all intents and purposes is Europe
Materialism, worshipping corporations, extremely obsessed about "freedom" when our entire idea of freedom is just what the government told us it was, sacrificing quality for quantity in virtually every aspect of life, hyper-political garbage, employers treating employees like slaves, blind nationalism, letting corporations run the government, blatant racism against white people (not trying to be a Jow Forumsshit but it is obvious) etc. We're brainwashed into thinking we're the greatest country ever to keep us complacenet
And how is this personally my fault? Blame whoever is importing American media and the people subscribing to it if it pisses you off that much

They are not like this against their will, they could tell us to fuck off tomorrow and we would.

just don't expect love in return

Actually it was Anglo-French interventionism that started both wars. And Japanese were left with no choice but to attack us when we decided to embargo them because we had to stick our nose into East Asian affairs.

He's doing the same thing but it's idiotic to blame citizens for what their government does, especially shit that happened far in the past

All people will suffer the consequences of the actions of a few, that has always been the case.

>materialism
not a bad thing
>worshipping corporations
half of the country hates corps
>freedom
Our government actively tells us that the government is bad.
>sacrificing quality for quantity
what
>hyper-political
normies are not political
>employees treating workers like slaves
Unions exist
>blind nationalism
everybody here hates the government
>letting corps run the government
i agree that's terrible but I doubt that your average american likes that this is happening
>racism against white people
yes that's true

>Europe is the one who adopted it, we didn't make you
this applies far less to russia than other european nations, that's all

...

Prussia was badass

Great Harald Damsleth and his art

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>try to remove US nukes in 2009
>NATO decides in 2010 that to move nukes all NATO members have to agree making it practically impossible to remove them from Germany
Are you simply lying do you believe the US propaganda that you spread democracy, freedom and peace around the world?

kek, we let Germany invade all of their neighbors and then they invaded Poland which was allied with the UK and France. Embargoing Japan because they're using the materials to commit humanitarian crimes is justified. We never went to war to gain, it was to protect from the aggressors.

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Just do it anyways like the French did, what are we going to do, go to war with you?

incredibly dumb post

>not a bad thing
Yes it is, and it's not the same thing as patriotism
>half of the country hates corps
They act like they hate it but still buy iPhones every year/spend $8 on Starbucks every day
>Our government actively tells us that the government is bad.
HEY GUYS I'M DOWN TO EARTH UNLIKE ALL THESE OTHER POLITICIANS PLS VOTE FOR ME
>what
Houses, food, infrastructure etc. It's cheap and plentiful but complete garbage
>normies are not political
Opposite, they're more political than ever and getting very extremist. Alt-rightists (thanks goobergate) legitimized SJW bullshit by constantly trolling them in front of normies who took pity on them and considered them the victim causing a chain reaction of fucking everyone and their grandma turning into a SJW for virtue signal points on social media, meanwhile this also has the effect of turning formerly apolitical people into alt-rightists/conservatives purely out of spite for them and causes the existing ones to go farther right. For the record I consider the above groups different sides of the same shit coin
>Unions exist
Only in blue collar work, any whiff of unionizing in white collar jobs = fired on the spot. Not to mention the boomer attitude of "you're lucky to even have a job, get over it" infecting millenials
>everybody here hates the government
Only when it doesn't serve their interests, conservatives especially flipflop between "AMERICA NUMBER ONE AND PERFECT IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT LEAVE IT" and REEEing over literally everything the government does
>i agree that's terrible but I doubt that your average american likes that this is happening
It's still part of our culture and a huge problem

I at least appreciate the civil responses despite disagreeing which is unusual on here

have this

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kek

In real life Germans in Germany like Americans

thanks guys
I dont know why we get so much hate here

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They saved western Europe from the commies.

Many Germans are mean to us, but I always try to be nice to them

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I think they like Americans but hate American culture, and I wouldn't blame them
Your posters are kind of bad and Jow Forums has a hateboner for you over refugees/"socialism", nobody on this board can separate memes from reality and it's worth getting mad over

Germans are the most bullied group on Jow Forums.

It hurts so much.

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>and it's worth getting mad over
not*. As the most bullied country on the board, I fucking hate my country but it's almost always third-world flags (Bulgaria, Mexico and Brazil notably) spamming about how we're a shithole, and the first-world flags only attack us for the wrong reasons, they don't know what's actually wrong with the country so they just base shitposting on out of context clickbait headlines

>Your posters are kind of bad
yeah especially this guy like holy shit man shut the fuck up you faggot bavarian

Enough of bullies

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I mean ours are bad too, but burger posts are generally either complete garbage or good, Germans tend to be consistently tepid

Dann fang schonmal mit dem lernen an Ami

I always recommend it for anyone who already speaks English, it's not easy [keeping learning interesting] but it's not hard enough to be annoying, pronunciation is EXTREMELY consistent and clear, tons of resources available, the language itself is incredibly useful etc. I went from dicking around with translating song lyrics to studying it completely seriously, now with intent to move to Germany at some point. You have to actually enjoy the process of learning languages though, you'll get burnt out if all you're getting out of it is fluency

Learning things regularly also significantly helps with your brain not going to shit with age

I will always love you unconditionally and forever

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>translating song lyrics to studying it completely seriously
For years*
I will also love you if you admit we're bullied more than you

I love you to

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My Bavaryan catholic upbringing prevents me from telling a lie, just know that I will love you whether or not you love me back

You're wrong but I'll love you anyway

i love Germany

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