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no edition

Nonononono

don't like topical OPs

For me its Azula.

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*Long story short buy a desk that at least has a solid wood top.

Why are you so autistic Jeff

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...

met zezima once
was in weatherspoons and he was this great big bearded hamplanet hunched over in the corner sipping on a G&T with “I AM ZEZIMA” plastered on his shirt
asked random people if they knew who he was and if they didn’t he’d scream “TASTE VENEGANCE!” and bash his glass over their head
ended up getting rolled off the premises by a barmaid

yet to meet a mixed race bloke who isn't tbf

would having children calm her down?

Phwoar

That’s it lad she’s taking the computer away. You’ve really crossed the line now, say goodbye to your bedtime and internet privileges.

That's the plan mate.

once wore my sisters tights and schoolskirt then fucked a pillow until i spaffed in them

oh sweaty, you thought that was worth reposting? bless x

Autism is evolution required to keep up with machine intelligence

corrrrrrrrrrrrrr might wank right now

brilliant fucking post this
why isn’t /brit/ laden with posts of this ilk?

Fuck off amer

nice

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because it's on Jow Forums not /lgbt/

>/brit/laden

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Reminder that Canada fucked up signing the Japanese surrender document and now it looks like this.

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Based Arsenal desu

lads, why shouldn't you wear budgie smugglers in the Ukraine?

Posters that certifiably have autism:
Jeff
Amer
Catyank
Melv
Any Swedish poster
The Saffer

lmao

for me it's the noble and hard-working japanese

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sniffed my own spaff
smelt nice, like salted crisps dipped in sour cream

'tismomick conspicuously omitted

The ukie skinheads will beat you up for faggotry

Sorry ya mam just got off the phone with is, she wants you to go into the bathroom with her and rub her haemmorohoid cream betwixt her arse becasue she can't reach as she is too large to reach.

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Me mam has aspergers do reckon I might be somewhere on the scale

Aiming to replace skitz as the resident SkitzFREAK

because Chernobyl fallout lmao

Hope you washed them after

Say nowt (I’m a based God)

loool you've literally just been spouting your mam jokes for the past hour? think ur the one with autism 2bhhh desu

I often enjoy going on /lgbt/ just to look at the utter STATE of some of the posters

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wonder what its like to wear a skirt every day

You don’t have Emmett Patrick Garcin’s grit, it’s just not you Zo3, be the lad we know you to be and nothing more

Other anons been spouting them for a week loooool

who will you vote for in the EU elections lads?

8^ ]

Looks like a dunmer

>b-b-but he's been spouting them for a whole week?

just ignore it.. what are you 13?

Not a fan of laughing at people's misfortunes, lad.

Carl Benjamin, Lord of Swindon

Brexit Party but shant vote for them in anything that matters until I see a manifesto

But the voices podraig

>be the lad we know you to be and nothing more

A Nig-

Quite exactly the contents of this post

currently willymogging your dead nan and yer mam

It’s just banter you little freak fuck up

Probably really nice haha

spoiling my vote:
"i do not understand the purpose of this vote. is this meant to be understood as a second "referendum" on membership? What is the point of selecting MEP if we are leaving at the end of October?"

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lib dem, although i'll probably change my mind and vote green when i get in the booth

I'm sure the underpaid Bangladeshi who counts the votes will find your stance intriguing and take it to the prime minister

Being a child is thinking Karl Pilkingon is hilarious for his gormless bullshit.
Being a teenager is thinking Ricky Gervais is great for his edgy atheism.
Being an adult is realising Steven Merchant is the true hero and comic genius for holding it all together and being the kingmaker.

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>doesn't know that spoiled ballots are counted.

*2 hours later*

One of the reasons I’m quitting, dealers are dickheads and I’m on probation so I can’t shot myself

Waiting for legal

Polish monarchists.

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>le awkward bug eyes

don't think ill vote

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Based Bristolian

Would fucking kill for a Drumpf style McDonalds banquet at toil

heh... that'll show 'em...

Look into dysphoria, babe

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thats what yer nan said when i came in her

>2.01m
Jheeze
He’s a big guy

it's this kind of thinking: "why vote for a party if they have no chance of getting in" that has led to the clusterfuck we are in now.

thermodynamics will be the end of me

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>the state of Stephen Merchant's solo efforts

You've been talking about this quite a bit lately, Jeff. Are you somewhat dysphoric atm?

feasting on some frosted shreddies

>Voting

Pawns

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I've got a mate in Bristol
He says it's full of browns
I dunno if I trust him
About old Bristol town

Today is going to be a good day lads.

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The older I get the more I love England, just think about it all day long it’s rolling hills, bleak and barren moorland, rugged wind battered coastline it’s thousands of pubs pumping out millions of lovely pints brings a tear to me eye

Cops taking chase just spun down my road sirens blaring

based

Considering it myself after seeing this

Somalis*

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His stand up hello ladies was alright but his sitcom of the same name was fucking shite.

m'ear is glogged with wax

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Ah yes, the Spoiled Ballot Party
Why do you think they will read your manifesto and not immediately discard it into the pile?

but what about the pakis?

black olives are PENG why have i avoided them up until now?

England when it's sunny and warm is glorious

Wish we only had the wind rush and Irish immigrants, decent lads both like a pint and a bet

What have the LibDems ever achieved? Is there anything they can point to and say "we did that"?

Just spoiled my ballot on ya mums chest

I'll vote for whoever can promise amnesty for Nigwit

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prejudice

They don't call it Pengland for nowt

*mogs entire office with my delicious leftover lentil and chicken curry completely covered in fresh coriander*

t. Abdul