How do i get an Jow Forums bf?

How do i get an Jow Forums bf?

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by kissing me

faggots are fucking annoying

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Tell your experience of how you started to like men Jow Forums
>be me, 3rd year in college
>just got out of 5th college relationship (6th if you include my one from high school that broke up with college)
>girlfriend broke up with me like all my other girlfriends
>cry to my best friend
>he comforts me
>something “clicks” in me and I decide to just hug him
>the hug feels nicer than others and he just goes with it
>let go of him
>swear to not date again till I’m sure I found “the one”
>spend time with best friend way more than I used to when I had my gf
>view him in a different light that I’m unaware of
>invite him to more unorthodox shit like movies
>ask him to be my prom replacement since former gf had a new prom date and I had a spare ticket
>he accepts and I slightly forget about it
>keep hanging out with best friend more and more
>finally jokingly “kiss” him as a joke
>eventually prom hits and we both wear our suits and talk with our one other friend
>he asks if we’re dating and I said no while he says yes
>I blush and try and deny it
>turns out my best friend had similar views about me as I did him but was willing to admit it
>we talk in private and he confesses he’s gay
>I confess I have feelings for him which were not normal for me
>we decide to leave prom early before the couple dance and head home in his Suburu
>we decide to make a light pit stop as I had to pee
>pee on the side of the road and he joins me
>look at his dick and feel flustered while I’m peeing
>eventually have a fucking hardon by the time I finish pissing
>after some tired shit we decide to jerk each other off in his car
>that jerkoff later ends in him leaning into me
>we decide to head into the backseat of his car
>he had no condom and neither did I, but he had lube in his glovebox
>tfw I get raw’d by my best friend
>tfw I lost my virginity to my best friend
>mfw I enjoyed every second of it
>mfw walked funny for the next week

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you still with him?

Yes, he’s visiting his parents in Spain right now though, so I feel extra lonely

this. why are there so many gays on Jow Forums?

By posting legs.

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I wish I knew

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>college
>prom
???
Otherwise cute story, mine was basically just jerking off to straight porn until I noticed I was focusing almost entirely on the guy and I couldn’t get off to lesbian porn at all

Italian boys...

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>why does Jow Forums attract social outcasts

We called it Prom for some reason. It was more like a “Dance” but Prom sounds more romantic in my head

>announcing a report
See you in three days, Zhang.

Faggots are socially accepted in every modern country, far more accepted than the genuine anons here.
Fuck off and die, you obnoxious cunts.

aawww
don't feel lonely
he'll come back soon

>be me
>browsing Jow Forums
>see people calling finns gay
>start fagposting ironically for (You)'s
>have a few laughs, nothing serious
>eventually start getting turned on by the posts
>start sticking fingers in my butt
>start fapping to sissy hypno on /gif/
>become an actual fag

FUCK OFF CUNTS