>Moses split the sea in two
>Mohamed flew to the heaven and back on a pegasus
>Jesus was born to a god died then came back to life and is 3rd part of a god that is 1 god but also 3
Abrahamic religions are just fucking retarded when you think about it and are fucking cancer
I wish there was a time machine so I could go back and kill these 3 niggers
Moses split the sea in two
Evan Rodriguez
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Wyatt Bell
bro those are just metaphors you aren't meant to take it seriously!!
btw angels are real :))) and imps too :))))
Landon Hill
>that Osiris dude cut in 99 pieces? pff what a joke
>zeus turning into a literal golden shower? lmao who believes this
Now that Vishnu elephant guy? that's 100% true.
Nolan Ortiz
>tehfedorameemay.png
>there, all is real now
Xavier Gonzalez
>dude let's collect two specimen of every single animal species on the planet and stuff them on a boat
Jack Baker
>Mary was a virgin
Levi Anderson
>yes, I believe the demiurge created the material world, inadvertently creating humanity by trapping souls in corporal flesh and thereby upsetting the natural order of the universe
Jaxson Davis
Green pill pls go
Christian Brown
dont really care for religion tbf, just be a decent person yo
Levi Torres
Religion is a useful tool to control the unreasonables it has it's purpose in the society.
Joseph Stewart
>Hurr durr I'm an atheist my feelings dont care about your facts
Ian Allen
This desu, any club you join is gonna have stupid stuff about it
Except for Communism, but even then you have to put up with the descendants of slave-owners whining about Castro
Carson Hernandez
Based.
Michael Jackson
>you're agnostic!
>you're a pathetic fence sitter!
Nathan Baker
That's fair enuff tbqhwy
David Williams
>facts
>religion
Anthony Thomas
Based
YHVH is demonic
Logan Thomas
>Universe explode into existence from nothing
Nathan Evans
God doesn’t exist tbqh make the most of it while you’re here and don’t be too much of a dick to everyone else.
Also at a certain point there is no difference between aborting a fetus and killing a newborn. I am not sure when that point is though :^)
Elijah Perry
>God explodes into existence from nothing
Ian Russell
does it really makes less sense than a story about magical dude who created endless universe and then inhabited only one planet
Blake Cox
>don’t be too much of a dick to everyone else.
Why not?
Nathaniel Phillips
Because others will be a dick to you in return
Camden Kelly
>Jesus was born to a god died then came back to life and is 3rd part of a god that is 1 god but also 3
Jesus was born to Blessed Mother (a human). He is God, and one person of God (not 3 parts, but 3 whole persons). Now u know
Alexander Murphy
yikes
Brayden Kelly
>because we don't know the exactly how the universe started means that my 2000 year old books written by smelly brown people who thought reading using your inner voice meant god was directly talking to you, are factually correct
Nolan Powell
What's some retarded shit you guys said when you were religious?
>"I believe in animal evolution, but not human evolution."
Daniel Green
>yikes
t. YIKES A ROO
Joshua Edwards
This is disgusting filth.
Isaiah Evans
Honestly you are probably a retard.
Alexander Martinez
>This is disgusting filth.
Matthew Gonzalez
biggo YIKES o
Ryan Bennett
>This is disgusting filth.
Connor Watson
>abrahamic religions
Anyone who uses this term should be shot.
Noah Collins
have sex
Zachary Flores
"We don't know the exact reason behind the universe therefore God"
Honestly what kind of reasoning is this? It's impressive that humans even know as much as we do now. Just because something is hard to find an answer to doesn't mean we should resort to fairy tales that our parents told us simple because their parents told them and so forth
Brandon Johnson
Wow very Christian of you, buddy
Brayden Garcia
I was in 7th grade and Muslim. Give me a break, I understand anthropology and genetics far better now
Juan Anderson
Triggered Christcuck?
Jeremiah Moore
big yikes son
Jeremiah Jones
>If I post about fedoras and keep saying yikes God has to be real
Wyatt Gray
retard
Andrew Gray
t. yikes a doodle doo
Ayden Perez
Have marital sex.
Ryan Powell
Humans have big brains but we arent special in the universe, sorry hun if you thought you were important
Luke Sanders
You don't have to be Christian to shoot people.
Nathan Bennett
Seriously though if you aren't Catholic you can get the fuck out of Jow Forums
Gavin Perry
Tell that to Mary LMAO
Lincoln Bennett
>Catholics
Christopher Turner
Make me
Jack Foster
>we arent special in the universe
lol humans are incredibly "special in the universe", sorry hun if you think star trek is real
Lucas Ross
Mary was a big fat whore who made up an entire religion to prevent anyone from finding out what a giant disgusting whore she was
Thomas Butler
Seriously knock that shit off.
Asher Jackson
based
yikes
Kayden Brown
Look at how triggered this cuck actually is
Robert Gonzalez
Imagine being so jealous and spiteful towards the Queen of the Universe lmao, pathetic
Samuel Johnson
>Moses split the sea in two
Yeah in the movie.
In the Bible it says God caused a strong wind to blow all night pushing the water back.
Leo Wood
Yeah that sounds a lot more believable.
Carson Campbell
Jace White
We're special to us :)
We've become self-aware atoms after billions of years of nebula formations, planet formations, and evolution. But the universe doesn't cater to us, we are simply a product.
Blake Martin
Imagine thinking all that we have right now is all just coincidence, how very convenient.
Jayden Sanchez
This is now a Marian thread in reparation to Our Lady's Immaculate Heart.
Leo Garcia
>We're special to us :)
As opposed to...?
Star Trek aint real, son. This is it.
>the universe doesn't cater to us
who cares
Noah Flores
>coincidence
No it's millions of years of evolution, adaptation and learning. However I am not surprised that a Filipino is confused by this, since you're about 300,000 years before on the evolutionary timeline.
Austin Hernandez
Leo Rogers
okay so why is this so-called god so cryptic?
if jesus wanted to save me why doesnt he just appear as a huge talking thing in the sky and tell me to repent
Charles Green
M y S i E r I o U s W a Y s
Michael Powell
Canadian ITT has Mommy issues....what a shame
Juan Hill
>and is 3rd part of a god that is 1 god but also 3
This is 100% paganism though.
Cooper Taylor
>When you're supposedly so faithful but in the end a dated Drake meme has broken you down into nothing more than name calling
Owen Jones
Not that cryptic honestly. Is it that hard or that cryptic to strive to do good, seek truth and beauty and love?
You're never expected to do more than you can.
Ian Thompson
>seek truth
If you did this you wouldn't be religious.
Joshua Rogers
>broken you down into nothing more than name calling
t. has been namecalling his own mother all over the thread
Shameful
Luke Moore
>Rubber and fucking glue tactics now
Sweet baby Jesus
Caleb Lee
Wrong, because God is all truth.
Or by truth did you mean shaming your own mother, who has done nothing but love you constantly? Tsk tsk
Henry Cruz
based and redpilled
Josiah Cruz
>because God is all truth
Literally just admitting that God is nothing more than a shield for a brainlet to wield when he doesn't understand anything.
Daniel Garcia
What's wrong with it? What would be better? Religions of the book?
Lucas Lopez
>Sweet baby Jesus
Isn't he just?
Jaxon James
based, will cite the rosary later.
I was talking about how God caused the universe and there wouldn't be evolution if there wasn't a universe to start with.
Luis Russell
You should be killed for this.
Brody Martinez
Hmm yes truth and beauty and love is for brainlets only......maybe you should try posting some epic and redpilled brainlet wojack memes?
Anthony Johnson
Very Christian
Lincoln Ortiz
Josiah Flores
>not just imagining religion as shounen manga complete with asspulls
O MY IMMACULATE CONCEPTION
Parker Evans
i see a lot of seething christ fags in here
Connor Gray
>catlicks
m.youtube.com
Lincoln Wood
But the existence of Japanese media is proof God doesn't exist.
Kevin Sanchez
lol
Carter Ramirez
OHNONONO JEW BOY IS GON KILL ME WHAT IS I GON DO???
Lincoln Wright
>DEATH, KILL
>Actually I am but a humble, pious man of the book, praise Jesus.
David Brown
Fuck God
Camden James
Keep clutching those pearls, thankfully your Mother still loves you and still prays for you.
Chase Gomez
Infantile.
Luke Butler
>inhabitated only one planet
Never says this.
Jaxon Davis
Evan Morgan
WHORE
Charles Robinson
Based
Cameron Lee
>wtf how can an all powerful being do supernatural things
Alexander Foster
The old religions are just replaced with even worse modern humanist ones which is what you see with these insane sociopolitical movements where everybody has to conform to same dogma or be destroyed to make way for their atheist version of paradise.
Nietzsche wrote and warned a lot about this but all everybody knows is a fragment of a quote from him.