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who was your favourite on geordie shore lads

do ozzys not have vote by mail?

>staying with family friends
>need to do uni assignment, wanking
>hear somebody moving around, stop
>after 5 mins their (adult) daughter knocks on the door, its locked so i have to unlock it which is already weird
>she wants me to do up her dress
>still have stiffy
>hands go against her back a few times in the process with them having touched my penis not long ago at all
i don't know if she knew or not but either way see you later virgins

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we do

watching the basketball until the tesco delivery driver comes

any shaggers in to spruce up this thread?

me when watching porn on the living room telly

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what's your favourite kylie minogue song lads?

either better the devil you know
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or love at first sight
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for me

Thinking about girl bums again lads.

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>which would be [x] if it weren't so [y]

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mummy has left me in the house with the workmen whilst she’s gone to the shops :]

used to love a good wank back in the day but honestly couldn't be bothered past 15 when i started shagging and never really stopped

this is why i keep a kettle and supply of instant coffee in my room

Probably watched this video at least 50 times

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of fuck when i accidentally auto filled my details please don't dox me

x

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love at first sight or spinning around

no wait
come into my world

Left my tinder on over night and I got one like

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want to try online dating. where do I start?

Have managed 51 likes in 3 years on OKcupid and 0 dates

1. wax your balls

just be yourself

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I've managed 600 lieks and 600 likes over the last 17 months on OKcupid
t. shaguille o'neal

use your inner voice user

how much do you lads pay for hair wax?

thank you for supporting the australian music industry
i like 'where the wild roses grow' with cave

My Bloody Valentine - Loveless

>thank you for supporting the australian music industry

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got some naked lady videos on

Voted below the line on the sentate but just voted by party and did their members in random order anyway

this cat must be free

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Girl poo is considered a delicacy in Phuket.

booked the tickets to aberdeen

Need me knob busted

abc.net.au/news/2019-05-18/11126446
>A man believed to be a volunteer for Clive Palmer's United Australia Party has been fined for allegedly exposing himself at a polling station in western Sydney.
now that's pretty based

five more days of rain for fuck's sake

Been playing video games

Queuelad here. Still got another 20-30 min I reckon, should’ve left ages ago

Found a vid of the saffer poster lads.
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Met a really nice girl, but then I found out she works as an investment banker for Goldman Sachs so now I'm a bit conflicted

>Been playing video games

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crickey lad

>Been playing video games

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what does
>she works as an investment banker
actually mean?

if she just works in a bank then that's just a job and presumably a good one. if she's like an actual trader then i'd stay away

Would kill destiny in a single punch.

I hate sleeping

done the fortnightly shop
bought £24 of food and £37 of alcohol

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Just used a generic job title desu, can't remember what her role is exactly but it's something slightly more specific and I dont think it involves trading. Friends told me she's on at least £100k but I think they're probably exaggerating (she's only 26 so I doubt they hand out salaries like that even at Goldman, probably more like £60k). But conflicted cos surely only soulless people are drawn to companies like that

Is “sleeping” code word for darkies?

£24 on food for a fortnight? That's very frugal desu, I'm the cheapest bloke I know but I still struggle to spend any less than £20 per week

what an alpha

there'll be some additional fresh veg bought during the week tbf

Who's your favorite porn actress?

fuck off phoneposter

any of the ones with big noses
probably ashley adams

just voted:

1. Independent
2. Greens
3. Independent
4. Labor
5 .Animal Justice
6. Independent
7. United Australia Party
8. Liberal Party

lana rhoades once did double anal and mandingo in one day

Don't know any
I just log on pornhub and click whatever looks good on the first page or sometimes I fire up facebook and look at birds ive shagged but most of all i just wank to imagination in bed in a morning

what's animal justice? they sound awesome

Most people just spam applications after uni and go with whatever sticks.

I never judged people by their employer desu

Should i vote green or libdem?

>investment banker at goldman sachs
this is french for "she sits at a desk doing bugger all, all day"
>But conflicted cos surely only soulless people are drawn to companies like that
lol

>she sits at a desk doing bugger all, all day

white collar work is awesome

Amy Brooke and Riley Reid.

i plan on voting lib dem but i wouldn't be surprised if i change my mind and vote green when i get in there

my rational side says to just move on and vote lib dem again but not sure i'll be able tp bring myself to do it

It's a fair point I suppose, my own employer is a company I don't respect in an industry I don't like

All office workers do this, although none of them will admit it

HELLO???????

HELLO???????

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A job where you do nothing is worse than one where you have shit to do.

It is grim to sit at a desk and phonepost for 7 hours whilst pretending your busy.

By contrast it is ok if you're just occupied with tasks, the time flies by because you just work to get thibgs complete. I think coding or data jobs are the best in this respect.

Thought all the class ism in the u.k was just a joke
Grim grim grim

for me it's retail toil
days go like that *clicks my fingers*

Its a shame the remain vote split.

Should have just had a 'brexit is shit' party

Peep Show man is coming out against Sargon of Akkad

we've come full circle

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Never done retail toil.

i beg to differ

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yeah, they all fucked it through lack of communication
lib dems announced their candidates too soon so they couldn't form any alliances and chuk took too long to get their shit together

the bollocks to brexit stuff from the lib dems is good but it took too long for them to do it imo

Everything about sargon is cringe.
He has a youtube channel called the thinkery
His cv consists of admin jobs and he is a major brainlet

just copped
hoping to wipe out freaking fascists by 2020

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hello

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Warwick Davis and his offspring are the weird type of midget where their ribcage takes up most of their body. Like they have a normal sized ribcage and everything else is tiny. His wife is a normal style midget with a proportional ribcage.

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midge

I never worked in a service job.

A job like being a coder is fine.

Expect a blocked account and a knock on the door.

blog on

she has nothing to offer. why does she think, someone who meets all her requirements would settler for her? women are mental

gf used to be piff but in the past 2 years shes gradually started putting weight on n i dont even find my self sexually attracted to her anymore, whats the best way to bring it up lads