Eurovision day-after discussion

Leo Mitchell
Leo Mitchell

How the fuck did Netherland's shit song win?

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Justin Brown
Justin Brown

Israel shouldve on

Jack Powell
Jack Powell

there are people who think eurovision is anything but an event for political and/or social statements

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Dominic Jenkins
Dominic Jenkins

Sergey cute
Iceland based
Simple as

Parker Scott
Parker Scott

To be fair, he did sing it flawlessly where many others singers didn't hit their notes all the time.

Ayden Mitchell
Ayden Mitchell

Best song comming though.

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Adrian Murphy
Adrian Murphy

swedes butthurt that their nigger didn't win from a talented artist
Embarrassing.

Brandon Allen
Brandon Allen

I didn't watch this year, but maybe I'll visit next year when it's hosted here.

Jordan Howard
Jordan Howard

whiter than sweden

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Evan Price
Evan Price

I hope people won't go around flying the Frisian or Aruban flag next year. Otherwise we'll throw them in prison forever.

Benjamin Ross
Benjamin Ross

We are whiter than Sweden

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Matthew Jenkins
Matthew Jenkins

Alessandro deserved to win

Mason Fisher
Mason Fisher

how do you guys feel about azerbaijan's song?

i liked it, but the stage show was a little poor, maybe? i thought they would be among the top 3

Ian Clark
Ian Clark

Sergey cute
I see what you did here, gaybro, lets make love.

Adrian Brown
Adrian Brown

implement juries to push back on the buddy voting
have the Cyprus jury still give Greece 12 points every fucking year, and many other examples too.
Might as well go back to straight up televotes. That will make Turkey come back as well, and they often had good songs.

Gabriel Myers
Gabriel Myers

implying I wanted Sweden to win

Jordan Cooper
Jordan Cooper

Slovenia cute

Zachary Cox
Zachary Cox

Australia had the best show by far.

Aiden Clark
Aiden Clark

It was a good song, but not memorable or truly standing out. It was more fitting for the radio.

Anthony Jackson
Anthony Jackson

eurovision is over already? thank god i didn't even notice

Kevin Bailey
Kevin Bailey

Reminder that his name is Duncan the Moor

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Juan Powell
Juan Powell

Denmark was very cute song too.

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Leo Cruz
Leo Cruz

CHICK ON A STICK

Liam Perez
Liam Perez

Why was Italy and North Macedonia so popular with the jury?

Mac
youtube.com/watch?v=0pAURAsum4A

Italy
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Especially the Italian one was really bottom 5 placae for me.

Brayden Murphy
Brayden Murphy

We sent a contestant?
What would've happened if we'd won?

Dominic Thompson
Dominic Thompson

O-okay

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Hunter Ortiz
Hunter Ortiz

based

Noah Young
Noah Young

You seem to be Russian troll in disguise, he looks pretty common for a guy from the Netherlands.

Lincoln Johnson
Lincoln Johnson

norway was robbed

Oliver Morris
Oliver Morris

This is my opinion:
Norway had best song/melody, really catchy but not the best voices
Australia had the best performance/show
Dutch guy sang the best/had the best voice

All in all, id rank them in the way i listed them. Norway 1st, Australia 2nd, Netherlands 3rd

Evan Gutierrez
Evan Gutierrez

They should've won as I had them in my works sweepstake.

tfw didn't win my 50 bongeroos

Eli Hill
Eli Hill

My new friends: Austria, Switzerland, United Kingdom, Albania

Mason Moore
Mason Moore

h-he looks d-dutch!

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Aiden Perez
Aiden Perez

next Eurovision would have been in Australia and an absolute memefest, you need to win at least once, do it for the shitposting.

Ethan Anderson
Ethan Anderson

Before the show began, I honestly thought Australia was going to win, because I thought the jury would favour their stage performance.

But now I know, I know that the jury has some sick, psychopathic intentions that are way beyond our capability to understand.

Kayden Watson
Kayden Watson

my 2nd favorite song, really catchy, good voice.

Italy was good and own language songs always score bonuspoints with juries.

He really does though, also I don't give a fuck about what a nationality should look like.

Robert Morales
Robert Morales

this was a pretty common hot take back in the days, but it's more of a nazi hot take

Brandon Long
Brandon Long

Our tranny was supposed to win, wtf

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Alexander Allen
Alexander Allen

Yet another Russian troll in disguise.
Go watch some Rembrandt paintings. Dutch guy like straight up came from one of them.

Eli Bennett
Eli Bennett

Ehh, he looks neither Dutch nor a Moroccan to me. Although he has more white features than foreign features.

But people in the catholic south of the Netherlands, where he is from, are often darker than the center / north.

Julian Adams
Julian Adams

more of a nazi hot take nowadays I mean

Aiden Johnson
Aiden Johnson

He really does though
lmao maybe in amsterdam

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Kevin Bell
Kevin Bell

It was great

Jackson Hall
Jackson Hall

Last year I watch Eurovision at a friend house. There was a gay couple there, pretty cool guys. They explained us how Eurovision is totally lobbied by the gay community. They even had a game where they were looking for all the gay in the public. A lot of vote can be explained by their impact on the gay community (hot dudes, trap, etc...)

Nicholas Williams
Nicholas Williams

He's just a south Dutchie.

Tyler Ross
Tyler Ross

norway lost judge points because sami

Cameron Myers
Cameron Myers

Reminder how typical Russian troll looks like.

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Zachary Jackson
Zachary Jackson

nazi hot take
what exactly is this?

Easton Perry
Easton Perry

only just realising eurovision is extremely gay
user

Jayden Martinez
Jayden Martinez

whatever dude, I'm not triggered by "a foreign appearance" whatever the fuck that means. I'm not some racist /pol/tard.

Can we talk about the Belarus jury vote? What the fuck happened here? How did they give all these bottom countries big points?

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Christopher Davis
Christopher Davis

makes sense i guess.

we also have swarthy manlets in our south. we call them austrians, or swiss, depending on which goofy version of German they speak.

Aaron Thomas
Aaron Thomas

that mentioning eurovision being a political thing has become a thing that mainly nazis do.

Tyler Miller
Tyler Miller

I mean, it's really really gay and really important for them. It's like the football world cup for faggots

Ethan Watson
Ethan Watson

We have two rivers that separate the catholics (and former Roman occupation) from the protestants (and Germanic tribes). They also have a different accent, different holidays *cough carnival*.

Josiah Torres
Josiah Torres

In Russia we have this manlets too. We call them patriots.

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Juan Bell
Juan Bell

I'm sure I read the jury vote for beralrus was dismissed because something off was going on

Isaiah Williams
Isaiah Williams

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Austin Reed
Austin Reed

kek

Oliver Cooper
Oliver Cooper

It is, along with drag race
t. Gayboy

Evan Ramirez
Evan Ramirez

honk honk

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Brayden Garcia
Brayden Garcia

using barriers made of water to contain the papists
based and dutchpilled

Ryder Fisher
Ryder Fisher

A meme map where people eat patat (fries) and where people eat friet (fries).
These are also religious, cultural and racial borders.

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Chase Gomez
Chase Gomez

How were these determined?

Easton Murphy
Easton Murphy

Do you mean by Nazis normal people?

Isaiah Russell
Isaiah Russell

wish there was more of a protest, maybe someone getting on the stage

Grayson Roberts
Grayson Roberts

that moment where the place went extremely quiet to booing was kino af

Carter Cruz
Carter Cruz

So the public voted for all these loser songs? Seriously what is up with giving Germany 8 points and San Marino 4, and of all the favorites only Australia got 1 sad little point.

Bentley Ortiz
Bentley Ortiz

N

Aiden Collins
Aiden Collins

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Matthew Harris
Matthew Harris

I

Joseph Evans
Joseph Evans

literally everyone knows eurovision is gay lmao, here's my yesterday's conversation with the gf where she told me eurovision is gay and she doesn't even watch it.

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Ethan Murphy
Ethan Murphy

It was jury vote.
Jury vote was just given to losers to make them look better the actual jury from belarus was banned.

The public vote was than again the Belarus default mode with Russia 12 points.

Aaron Martin
Aaron Martin

An aggregated result approved by the auditors will be used in order to determine to whom the Belarussian votes will be allocated.

The fuck does that even mean?

Hunter Cook
Hunter Cook

Patate=protestants and frite=catholics?

Jaxon Richardson
Jaxon Richardson

there are people unironically posting their whats ap conversation on Jow Forums

That a new form of pathetic

Levi Sanchez
Levi Sanchez

Yeah

Luke Thomas
Luke Thomas

everything in this conversation looks gay but that's because it's Italian.

Evan Walker
Evan Walker

yes. nazi as in the mainstream media definition of nazi.

Elijah Lewis
Elijah Lewis

G

Juan Butler
Juan Butler

Not really but whatever. I would consider it more a cultural divide between the north and south than a religious one, Holland is secular as fuck apart from those no fun allowed bible belt morons.

Blake Rogers
Blake Rogers

We keep failing again and again. Is that because we're considered to be a joke by Europeans?

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Caleb Hughes
Caleb Hughes

gay and cringe

Jordan Anderson
Jordan Anderson

It means they're "completely legitimate votes and not fabricated at all"

Aiden Brown
Aiden Brown

no,we like you or you wouldnt be invited(like your retarded cousin)

Owen Nelson
Owen Nelson

You performed very well this year and have been doing pretty well consistently lad. Anything in the first half of the final table is a success.

Joshua Foster
Joshua Foster

I think Australia has given bangers every year.

Being a joke is how you win this competition anyway

Ryan Long
Ryan Long

Maybe don't send a gimmicky chick dancing on a hair with space backgrounds using her opera high notes just to show off, not to actually carry the song.

Sounds like the EBU decided, and since Israel is hosting they probably had multiple Israeli members in that group. Only way I can explain how Israel jumped from 0 to 12.

Caleb Jones
Caleb Jones

Ge

Andrew Flores
Andrew Flores

When Brabanders are asked to make an interval act

youtube.com/watch?v=hq8QVGW78XU

Christopher Wilson
Christopher Wilson

tfw the Christian sacred music he created to praise God is being used as the theme music to this degenerate filth

youtube.com/watch?v=iwU37osOkQA

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Levi Perry
Levi Perry

Didnt watch, dont even know how the song goes but get FUCKEDDDDD rest of the world.

Liam Wright
Liam Wright

You got really cocky just because your medium talented dude got hyped into winning.

Jonathan Campbell
Jonathan Campbell

Maastricht is considered one of the cities that might host the Eurovision.

Jace Allen
Jace Allen

based

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Logan Hughes
Logan Hughes

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Thomas Brooks
Thomas Brooks

voting is rigged, Australia's song and show were on point this year.

Aaron Martinez
Aaron Martinez

fuck them
fuck gaza

vive israël
am israel hai

Grayson Cox
Grayson Cox

Would be based as fuck if Snollebollekes did the interval act, or something equally stupid like Feestdjruud or Gebroeders Ko.

David Bailey
David Bailey

Is that because we're considered to be a joke by Europeans?
No, that's not the reason.

Ayden Edwards
Ayden Edwards

Oh no.

Christian Miller
Christian Miller

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Hunter Nelson
Hunter Nelson

A dutch techno Köln

Jackson Allen
Jackson Allen

We hadn't won in 40 years or something. The chances of winning are quite slim.

Isaiah Powell
Isaiah Powell

Half the country is already mentioned including The Hague, Amsterdam, Zwolle, and Heerenveen.

Juan Jackson
Juan Jackson

Don't let 45 hosts struggle to pronounce that yo
HELLO MESHISHAGA THIS IS [blank] CALLING

Aaron Clark
Aaron Clark

Only Amsterdam, Rotterdam and Maastricht are used to creating large musical events in an urban area I think.

Christian Hill
Christian Hill

If Norway only sent the bald guy they would've won.
The woman and other guy were boring.

Sebastian Hernandez
Sebastian Hernandez

Nigger

Xavier King
Xavier King

NIGGER
I
G
G
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Cooper Gonzalez
Cooper Gonzalez

Heineken Music Hall would be perfect, it's roughly the size EBU is looking for, right next to a train station so easy access and Amsterdam has international allure.

Jayden Johnson
Jayden Johnson

U mad?

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Austin Mitchell
Austin Mitchell

Mecc Maastricht?

Brody Nguyen
Brody Nguyen

denmark got robbed

Alexander King
Alexander King

If it's Amsterdam it's most certainly going to be the Ziggo Dome.

Jose Taylor
Jose Taylor

They never brought black to eurovision.

Kevin Phillips
Kevin Phillips

Just dont hold it at Jaarbeurs please, dont want my city full of tourists.

Jason Perry
Jason Perry

you won it twice in recent years, give us one after fucking 4 decades man.

Austin Gutierrez
Austin Gutierrez

Don't you have dentists in Denmark?

Xavier Howard
Xavier Howard

The flag in the background makes it perfect.

Xavier Sanders
Xavier Sanders

Did anyone else see how crushed the Swedish guy looked when they announced his public vote score?
Also rip UK yet again

Blake Wright
Blake Wright

did any salt come from this?

Wyatt Brown
Wyatt Brown

Jaarbeurs is waaaay too big, Arena and Rai are also mentioned but that would make no sense at all.

Lucas Scott
Lucas Scott

Get rid of this nigger

Austin Brown
Austin Brown

no
yes

John Harris
John Harris

this shit literally could not be fabricated

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Luis James
Luis James

I bet he used to getting everything easy and free and thought this time it will be the same.

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Carter Long
Carter Long

I feel the juries purpose is to prevent total memefests like that. Imagine if Iceland had had a legit chance at winning.
Australia had the best show by far, they should have scored higher.

Justin Collins
Justin Collins

Fuckin nigger

Wyatt Rivera
Wyatt Rivera

Jaarbeurs is too big
Tivoli is too small
Based, Utereg is safe

Parker Richardson
Parker Richardson

Its actually a queer fest

Jonathan Turner
Jonathan Turner

I felt sorry for him cause they acted like he had a chance

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Jace Myers
Jace Myers

rewatching the votes is my favorite thing about Eurovision
And the 12 points from Cyprus go to....(dramatic pause)
audience: GREECE

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Tyler Perry
Tyler Perry

(((juries))) should be abolished, simple as

Camden Flores
Camden Flores

Stop feed niggers

Landon Perez
Landon Perez

Imagine if Iceland had had a legit chance at winning.
What was wrong with iceland? Public vote is the only vote that should matter

also australia was a shitty cringe new worlder gimmick. your entry was way better and should have won.

Lincoln Reed
Lincoln Reed

ummmm sweetie it was his turn :)
simple as

Aaron Robinson
Aaron Robinson

Greece should have won

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Michael Price
Michael Price

shitty cringe new worlder gimmick
how was it cringe? it was really well executed and not playing on any cringe national stereotypes.

Hudson Campbell
Hudson Campbell

we didn't win

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Aaron Brooks
Aaron Brooks

that fag in the background
This is why i dont watch this fagfest

Thomas Cooper
Thomas Cooper

those high notes were pretty cringy because like I said, they were obviously to show off that she can do that, not because the song needed it.

Ian Gomez
Ian Gomez

why was it called NORTH macedonia?

Henry Cox
Henry Cox

She didn't really sing that well tho.
Didn't catch well the tones.

Ethan Cooper
Ethan Cooper

Tilburg

Nicholas Moore
Nicholas Moore

to stop Greece from bitching.

Benjamin Torres
Benjamin Torres

I mean, imagine if BDSM edgy metal boys had won and they still pulled off that Palestina stunt. What an absolute amazing shitshow that would have been. I wish they could have pulled it earlier so they could have scored more votes on just that.

Michael Cruz
Michael Cruz

he doesn't say na na na
what the fuck is wrong with you user

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David Anderson
David Anderson

Greece and Macedonia are in an argument. I think they agreed on North Macedonia.

Evan Gonzalez
Evan Gonzalez

literally no venue, also shitty decrepit town.

Aiden Kelly
Aiden Kelly

time to watch your entry for milfy milkers

Caleb Nguyen
Caleb Nguyen

Is this the singer?

Kayden Lee
Kayden Lee

I mean Madonna also pulled a Palestina stunt, on top of singing like absolute garbage.

Ryan Watson
Ryan Watson

there was MUCH worse in the competition though, all in all it was a good performance imho, above average for sure.

Jayden Edwards
Jayden Edwards

They have that hip hop festival

Mason Rogers
Mason Rogers

how the fuck did this song even qualify

William Williams
William Williams

Snollebolleke is one of the biggest artists right now, so it can't not happen.

youtube.com/watch?v=TMl0jwXonuU

Luke Perez
Luke Perez

there's about 4 people in san marino, there isnt much choice

Zachary Davis
Zachary Davis

I liked our entry but I'm glad we didn't win, winning the public and not having to host is literally the best outcome.
I wanted Australia to win for the memefest alone, but they put in proper effort, found a chick that could sing, had a ridiculous sceneshow and still managed to stand out without resorting to the usual pyrotechnics. They would have deserved it.

Connor Campbell
Connor Campbell

that's why it did really well, what are you complaining about? It's not like Europe voted for that cruise ship cook who picked up the mic after the singer got seasick aka San Marino.

Luke Collins
Luke Collins

Meme votes

Also, daily reminder: this guy qualified and Poland didnt

Tyler Jones
Tyler Jones

youtube.com/watch?v=rW217WIuHB0

Sebastian Jackson
Sebastian Jackson

Something tells me that this guy doesn't like black people. Call it a hunch.

Nolan Reed
Nolan Reed

I liked it.
I actually liked the high notes.
But not winning material. Normie shit is winning material with few exceptions.

Andrew Sanders
Andrew Sanders

1. San Marino
2. Azarbaijan
3. Russia

Change my mind

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Hudson Sullivan
Hudson Sullivan

omfg eurovision is so le epic and huge and such a big deal :^)

oh btw nobody who is actually touches this with a 10 foot pole

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is this shitfest relevant or not

Dylan Torres
Dylan Torres

He's Turkish though.

Luke Thomas
Luke Thomas

memers, boomers who are nostalgic for disco and t*rk diaspora voting
in the televote (real vote) he placed 10th

Jaxson Bell
Jaxson Bell

Yeah but hers was the safe "let's all be friends" route and she didn't even participate. Iceland was technically able to win.

Xavier Anderson
Xavier Anderson

actually good*

Jason Diaz
Jason Diaz

You must remember that people vote for neighbouring countries. Who does Australia neighbour?

William Sanchez
William Sanchez

Serious question.

Did we finish last because you're all mad about Brexit?

Cameron Morris
Cameron Morris

it's a good thing that it mostly showcases up and coming artists instead of the same big names everyone knows
and it's a fun tv show with a huge audience not a major deal musically

Daniel Mitchell
Daniel Mitchell

beating on San Marino because they send whatever they have
population of the country: 33.400

it's impressive they find someone to send each year if anything, and we already decided juries' vote is peak jewing.

Jeremiah Collins
Jeremiah Collins

No, your song just didn't stand out. And going straight the finale people refuse to give you the benefit of the doubt if your song isn't great.

Christian Harris
Christian Harris

nobody liked you to begin with.

Grayson Reyes
Grayson Reyes

Dude he isn't from San Marino.

Christian Reed
Christian Reed

doubt it
the fat kids song was pretty shit

Julian Campbell
Julian Campbell

guys explain to me why there is both a jury and a tele vote
i thought it was rigged?

Sebastian Reyes
Sebastian Reyes

song was terrible and not participating in preliminaries means people haven't heard it before
going straight to finals is a double edged sword but can be overcome if the song is good (see Italy)

Austin Perry
Austin Perry

oh I didn't know

Juan Sanders
Juan Sanders

But it's literally pronounced the way it's spelled.
's-Hertogenbosch would be a challenge, though.

Josiah Baker
Josiah Baker

to undercut the buddy voting, but it doesn't work because these dumbass juries still vote for neighboring countries.

Samuel Sanchez
Samuel Sanchez

Norway was my favorite.
Azerbaijan, Russia, Cyprus, Switzerland and Serbia had really good songs as well.
Denmark's song was nice too, but it was just a pop song.
Can't wait for next year's cringefest here.

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Ayden Jones
Ayden Jones

The jury vote is there to prevent block voting.

In reality it's the jury that block votes, and turns down all cultural songs as mere plebian.
While the public just votes for whatever they like or thinks is good.

James Campbell
James Campbell

Why are you upset? The UK puts zero to negative effort in their Eurovision entry every year and it shows. I'll give you that Germany was even worse than you this year but nobody pays attention to you because you never even try and your entries are all boring shit.

Jacob Flores
Jacob Flores

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Luke Price
Luke Price

this, it's so fucking cringe when juries do that.
scandinavians are especially corrupt and dick-sucking with each other.

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Samuel King
Samuel King

What is block and buddy voting

James Hernandez
James Hernandez

scandinavians are especially corrupt and dick-sucking with each other.
points to Iceland from Nordics: 0
points to Denmark from Nordics: 0
really makes you say nanana

Blake Gomez
Blake Gomez

nobody buddy votes for Germany since nobody likes the boss

Asher Flores
Asher Flores

No, it was just not a good song. Not as bad as Germany maybe, but it was definitely one of the weaker acts of the finals.

Matthew Gonzalez
Matthew Gonzalez

Pretty much this.

The most disgusting example is Cyprus/Greece. Also Sweden gave Holland 12 points, not Denmark, the jury that is.

Jonathan Parker
Jonathan Parker

scandinavians always vote for each other
australia always vote for UK
cyprus always for greece
malta and san marino always for us
azerbaijan for russia

etc.
voting along geopolitical alignments instead of artistic value, it's fucked up because the juries are supposed to be (((profesionals))) and unbiased

Colton Young
Colton Young

I feel bad for cute German blonde

Adam Bennett
Adam Bennett

SO, how do we stir up public to demand jury's dismissal or at the very minimum halving their points?
Listening to Norway's song & Italy's 2015 song makes my blood just boil that those useless fuck ups of jury even exist in the first place

Michael Myers
Michael Myers

at least we were better than madonna

Nathan Bailey
Nathan Bailey

Scandinavia voting for each other.
The balkans voting for each other.
Countries around Russia voting for Russia.
Countries around Greece voting for each other.
The Netherlands and Belgium voting for each other.

And so on.

Jose Phillips
Jose Phillips

Italy had a good song. It wasn't great by any means but by Eurovision standards it managed to stand out and was catchy in a nice way. It's much better than the generic Dutch one that won.

Charles Watson
Charles Watson

oh okay thanks anons

Nolan Turner
Nolan Turner

australia always vote for UK
Not Always. Our juries love Sweden though

Anthony Davis
Anthony Davis

my favorite of the competition desu
1. Italy
2. Poland
3. Australia
is my top list

Iceland too but biased so exclude it

Brandon Wilson
Brandon Wilson

The song itself might have value in lyrics for natives, but for non natives it didn't stand out at all.
Melodies were generic rubbish and lad couldn't really sing when compared to other participants.

Juan Scott
Juan Scott

based aussies giving Iceland 10 in televote and 8 in juries

Parker Ortiz
Parker Ortiz

Around 200 million people watch the final every year.
It's the biggest non-sports event in Europe. And if you don't consider chinese and Indian shows the biggest in the world.

Jaxon Diaz
Jaxon Diaz

I kek'd so hard yesterday when the australian jury girl started speaking abo, that was unexpected

Julian Myers
Julian Myers

The more I listen to Italy the more I like it. It probably would've won if it had participated in a semi final.

William Morris
William Morris

yes

Jason Brown
Jason Brown

The jury of a country like Azerbaijan, which is on the other side of Europe, has for example never voted for the Netherlands. At least, that's what they said on Dutch tv.

Aaron Hernandez
Aaron Hernandez

well, thoughts?

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Angel Brooks
Angel Brooks

Norway was the winner of public vote.

Jury fucking ruins everything.

Nolan Sullivan
Nolan Sullivan

SIR HAT is the meme entry we deserved

Brayden Wood
Brayden Wood

Not necessarily a bias but just a cultural thing. Maybe they just don't "get" our entries since they are culturally more Asian.

Bentley White
Bentley White

Typically faggots supporting a country that would execute them on sight

Jason Roberts
Jason Roberts

somehow both based and cringe desu

Adrian Stewart
Adrian Stewart

Yeah, and we only understand Belgian culture.

Ayden Sanchez
Ayden Sanchez

I'm not saying our act was the best, but there's NO FUCKING WAY we deserved to finish dead last. You guys suck.

Dylan Williams
Dylan Williams

same opinion as me but more leaning towards based just because of the j*w butthurt it caused.

Brandon Morris
Brandon Morris

I voted for Norway

youtube.com/watch?v=yKoEt0-9ujA

Jeremiah Miller
Jeremiah Miller

maybe the fat fuck shouldnt have missed the high notes lol

Mason Turner
Mason Turner

My thoughts exactly. The Germans probably have a word for it.

Dylan Adams
Dylan Adams

I was expecting them to say something related to 2000 and Forever (their song for the national selection, they got 2nd place after Kate)
girl
It was a dude. They're both dudes

Matthew Martinez
Matthew Martinez

Never change Suomi.

To be fair, it's not a 100% record Holland and Belgium have, not even close. It's not a given that they give us the 12 or any points even.

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Blake White
Blake White

I unironically liked Spain

la venda se cayó
la venda se cayó

Nathan Perry
Nathan Perry

best thing was watching madonna crash and burn

holy shit that was awful

Asher Nguyen
Asher Nguyen

I think that's a much bigger part of it than any kind of 'politics' desu - the public and the jury voted pretty similarly on this. The ten countries that gave the highest jury + public vote to NL this year were nearly all Scandinavian or Western European, whereas the ones that gave the lowest score were almost all Balkan or Eastern Euro.

Luke Wright
Luke Wright

I'd put you over Israel, Germany and Belarus maybe.
The real atrocities are Spain being that low and the absolute snoozefests that are North Macedonia and Slovenia placing on the upper half of the table.

Isaac Hill
Isaac Hill

What happens when 2 countries end up with the same points?
Or will they manipulate the points in such a way that that will never happen?

Ian Nelson
Ian Nelson

your mama's boy really stood no chance, even if the other song were worse, at least their singers could sang to them.

Christopher Cox
Christopher Cox

why yes I am a jury voter how could you tell?

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Jordan Diaz
Jordan Diaz

It was a dude

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Jeremiah Cruz
Jeremiah Cruz

It's ranked on how many 12-pointers you get. If that is tied too, you count 10-pointers and so on.

Ian Long
Ian Long

Eurovision united Europe against niggers.

Hunter Price
Hunter Price

I think it goes to whoever got the most in televotes. And if they are the same it goes to whoever received the most 12's

Nathaniel Bell
Nathaniel Bell

You also see it in the songs Eastern Europe sends, they are usually bombastic and dated, like stuff we liked in the 90s. That's just more of their thing so naturally we usually don't vote for it and they don't vote for our more modern entries.

Anthony Russell
Anthony Russell

but do any relevant artists perform

honestly the acts themselves seem pretty amateuresque

Aaron Ross
Aaron Ross

Can we all take a moment to appreciate how fucking awful Madonna was?

Evan Ward
Evan Ward

V-very H-haram.

Adam Gonzalez
Adam Gonzalez

Last couple of years Holland send artists that are well known here.

Jaxon Gomez
Jaxon Gomez

Loved it, voted them as second favorite.
Most of my votes went to alban mommy of course.

Mason Lewis
Mason Lewis

If a 8/10 from Norway comes out. And an 9/10 song from Ukraine. Then people will give Norway the benefit of the doubt because people like Norway more.

Dylan Jenkins
Dylan Jenkins

who cares about madonna.
trust the jews to bring a yank and her nigger toy boy at the eurovision.

Samuel Collins
Samuel Collins

Albania and fucking Azerbaijan out of all people made it to the finals but we didn't?

Nathaniel Cox
Nathaniel Cox

cringe desu

Landon Perry
Landon Perry

Azerbaijan was a really good song.

Carter Adams
Carter Adams

Was she drunk, high, or both?

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Robert Bell
Robert Bell

honestly stoked the show is going back to netherlands

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Robert Butler
Robert Butler

Because nobody likes gypsies.

Landon Clark
Landon Clark

i liked their song desu, they should do their next concert in gaza or ramallah

what can go wrong?

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Jonathan Brooks
Jonathan Brooks

I hope the stupid jury system gets removed. I also hope Israel doesn't host this stupid competition again. What a waste of money.

Ryan Russell
Ryan Russell

she's ancient, she hasn't been relevant in 20 years or something. Pic very much related.

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Jeremiah Perry
Jeremiah Perry

Was is Satanism?

Liam Jones
Liam Jones

I wanted the Russian to win desu
Netherlands wasn't that bad bout sholdn't have won
In Palestine, both Gaza and the west bank, faggots like them will get beaten to death While in Israel they do whatever they want and shit on the country that hosts them and lets them raise this flag without any harm. Stupid fucking cringe faggots.

Nathaniel Jones
Nathaniel Jones

You sent the weird fat gay kid. Nobody likes the weird fat gay kid.

Jason Collins
Jason Collins

they might not abolish the jury vote, but 50%of the rating is just too much, needs to be adjusted to like 25%

Owen Thompson
Owen Thompson

Admittedly I didn't watch Eurovision so it could have been good for all I know, but they're a bigger meme than us which hurts my pride.
Which is why Albania shouldn't have made it to the finals.

Chase Williams
Chase Williams

r8 my top ten
Malta
Norway
Albania
Netherlands
Azerbaijan
Russia
Serbia
Estonia
Greece
Spain

Adam Rodriguez
Adam Rodriguez

no san marino

absolute shit tier

Ian James
Ian James

I wanted the Russian to win desu
We will never win again, eurovision is political contest.

Carson Watson
Carson Watson

0.9/10

William Sullivan
William Sullivan

The weird fat gay kid should have be a perfect fit for Eurovision, had he done more weird, gay stuff instead of just strolling around on stage singing a boring song.

Nolan Ortiz
Nolan Ortiz

tfw Turkish Alizée didnt win in '97

youtube.com/watch?v=m5J6-bCMz3Y

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Ayden Allen
Ayden Allen

based

Aaron Hughes
Aaron Hughes

what
Russia always does well no matter how good or bad the song is

Michael Stewart
Michael Stewart

cringe victim complex

Nathaniel Perry
Nathaniel Perry

I had Serhat at 12

Jose Kelly
Jose Kelly

What?

Bentley Wood
Bentley Wood

Serious question, is ESC a big thing in your country?
Throughout the last years I realised that the persons, who announce the points (this time jury points) are always standing in front of a green screen. Except for Germany, where the announcers stands in front of a football stadium sized audience.
ESC is pretty huge here with public viewing and that kind of bullshit.
I've also read somewhere that Germany is by far the biggest donator for this event.

Daniel Torres
Daniel Torres

It's not a victim complex, idiot. That's just the fact. No one will let Russia win with current reputation.

Joshua Brown
Joshua Brown

Some countries send their national stars other unknown people.
We usually send unknown people because stars here don't want to participate.

Nicholas Jones
Nicholas Jones

HATRID MUT SIGRA!!!!!!!!!

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James Myers
James Myers

2012: 2nd
2013: 5th
2014: 7th
2015: 2nd
2016: 3rd
2017: b& lmao
2018: bad result
2019: 3rd
is the r*Ssian victim complex such that top 10 8 years in a row with one dud (last year) is evidence of discrimination?

Luis Garcia
Luis Garcia

you reap what you sow, but you can't attribute this year's placement to that, the song was genuinely not very good.

Jaxon Edwards
Jaxon Edwards

He just parroted r*ssuan TV.

Benjamin Jones
Benjamin Jones

Serious question, is ESC a big thing in your country?
Huge desu.

Eli Moore
Eli Moore

I wanna take this autistic, soulless icelandic thing to the west bank and see how well people accept it.
Other than that, political protest of this kind is always valid, regardless of the people you're protesting for. It's not a valid argument to say that you shouldn't protest in favor of the palestinians, simply because they're backwards arabs, we still do awful shit in the west bank and gaza. My issue with this kind of protest is that people like these will never, EVER acknowledge that a peace process requires a degree of trust and that neither side cares at all to improve trust. Also "free palestine" is not so much a plan as it is an empty mission statement. Would've preferred if they held up a sign that says "depose bibi", that's a much more relevant, and achievable goal.

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Elijah Bell
Elijah Bell

used to work as a pizza delivery driver
by far the most busy day of the year for the chain is the semi-final with Iceland

Jacob Gomez
Jacob Gomez

Russia does pretty well for a country that thinks it's being boycotted lol.
But I think most people blame the other blocks for losing.

Jackson Clark
Jackson Clark

F

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Matthew Peterson
Matthew Peterson

HATRID MUT SIGRA

Aiden Thompson
Aiden Thompson

I mean, Russia became 3th place, of like 40 countries.

Kevin Wright
Kevin Wright

evidently it didn't

Daniel Gonzalez
Daniel Gonzalez

The gay population in Tel Aviv is quite numerous so yeah, it is. It's also one of the only times of the year where we can pretend we're a part of europe and not a backwater shithole.

Liam Parker
Liam Parker

the netherlands are so cute and comfy
Anschluss when?

Hudson Clark
Hudson Clark

they got robbed by the Jury vote

Wyatt Green
Wyatt Green

Nice. No wonder we were the country that awarded him the most points.

Brayden Martin
Brayden Martin

Lel

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Elijah Miller
Elijah Miller

(((Jury vote))))

Wyatt Turner
Wyatt Turner

kek

Jaxson Thompson
Jaxson Thompson

Where is Finland?

Carter Cox
Carter Cox

not the only song
juries are retarded and should be abolished Norway true winner

Christian Peterson
Christian Peterson

Whenever you swear allegiance to our King.

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Christopher Reyes
Christopher Reyes

Your song was shit with shit performance and it still scored 3rd from buddy voting.

The fuck are you complaining?

Sebastian King
Sebastian King

Why didn't the frogs get more sympathy points for Notre Dame? They also had a fat person which should win the SJW crowd over.

Luis Sanders
Luis Sanders

Didn't make it past the semis.

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Adrian Martinez
Adrian Martinez

Darude didn't qualify from the semi-final

Camden Moore
Camden Moore

is that the guy who went to a van Buren concert after his coronation?

Gavin Harris
Gavin Harris

if i were them, i'd delete my social media

Joseph Butler
Joseph Butler

Yes, and he also participated in a 200 km skating race under the name van Buren.

Elijah Cooper
Elijah Cooper

Seriously how do you get 0 points? How are the votes counted?

Robert Russell
Robert Russell

Yeah. He pretended it was spontaneous, but there is a navy ship in the background. mMmmmm

youtube.com/watch?v=GeVvRGkXTLc

Jaxson Gonzalez
Jaxson Gonzalez

Last place in the semis, which was exactly what that joke of a performance deserved.

Easton Cox
Easton Cox

By not getting enough votes from the public to finish in the points in every single country.

Landon Perez
Landon Perez

Easy, 40 countries don't rank you in their top 10

Ryan Ramirez
Ryan Ramirez

If we had won, the next final would probably have be in Tromso/Romsa. Would have been kino to be honest.

Camden Wood
Camden Wood

I expected Darude to go full meme and basically do a remix with lost of dududus in it, that would get mad points.

Matthew Ward
Matthew Ward

pretty based desu
trance is boring as shit but everyone appreciates the Dutch legends of Tiesto and Armin

Noah Ward
Noah Ward

Didn't he also use to be a KLM pilot?

Jace Jones
Jace Jones

:(

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Anthony Bennett
Anthony Bennett

Norway should have fucking won, that was an epic song

Netherlands was boring as shit, but it's cool that they get to host for the first time since 1979.

UK deserved last place for a pathetically generic 2009 X-Factor style song, especially since the singer had the nerve to say "All the last few entries have been pretty poor but mine is good"

France was cringe as fuck, quite glad that the blatant "progressive" message didn't win the hearts of voters

I loved Slovenia's cute feels song, best song in the competition imo

Iceland props for doing Combichrist-lite and doing surprisingly well with it

San Marino understands what Eurovision is all about

Greece + Cyprus voting boos lol

Madonna err enough said, Quavo's interview was truly inspiring stuff, he literally didn't have a clue what was going on

Overall, pretty good Eurovision, but please less generic western pop songs, less ballads, more Eurotrash dance music and gimmicks. Thanks.

Hudson Robinson
Hudson Robinson

Was in Oslo after Rybak as well, why would it be somewhere else?

Aaron Wright
Aaron Wright

He still is a KLM pilot.

Also an Apache pilot on rare occasions.

Hunter Myers
Hunter Myers

they just want to troll
they are /ourguys/

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Elijah Davis
Elijah Davis

wanted to like darude for the memes but the song was terrible
should have made (and called it) Sandstorm 2 for maximum meme value

Nolan Perez
Nolan Perez

Based as fuck

Ian Myers
Ian Myers

Well you did better than Austria and Ireland

Gavin Green
Gavin Green

Take the Union Jack off your flag, they'll be able to give you more points

Juan Ross
Juan Ross

Also devastated that Finland came last place in the semi finals. It's fucking Darude. Darude for fucks sake.Judges clearly don't know shit, he should automatically qualify on name and presence alone. Clearly too good for the competition

Josiah Robinson
Josiah Robinson

Iceland was number 1 in public voting

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Evan Diaz
Evan Diaz

Yle is too boring to do something fun like that.
Can't wait for them to stop doing this request artist shit.

Nicholas Nelson
Nicholas Nelson

0
How?!

Brayden Sanchez
Brayden Sanchez

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Luke Wood
Luke Wood

I liked your song, but your singer's voice got drowned out by the instruments and the music itself needed more "oomph".

Lincoln Green
Lincoln Green

BASED Ireland once again confirmed our best ally

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Christian Garcia
Christian Garcia

I never watch this nonsense. Were there any handsome dudes?

Nicholas Foster
Nicholas Foster

ll the last few entries have been pretty poor but mine is good
Dude, what? Lucy Jones was fantastic in 2017, she just didn't look very elegant during her performances

Joshua Jenkins
Joshua Jenkins

is gay
doesn't watch eurovision
how
here are qt bois for you

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Grayson Scott
Grayson Scott

what's going on here

Matthew Gutierrez
Matthew Gutierrez

San Marino
Tele: 124
Jury: 26
Based voters giving us the meme man Eurovision deserves

Owen Williams
Owen Williams

The Jew can projectile vomit on command
Jews don't like blacks

Juan Reed
Juan Reed

I think it was just to demonstrate how confident he was but really he just came across as arrogant. He gonna get bullied when he returns home

Owen Carter
Owen Carter

Yes, Eesti <3

Ethan Reed
Ethan Reed

He tried to suck her soul out, but it was too pure so he puked it out again.

Nathaniel Clark
Nathaniel Clark

Sweden had one in Malmo. Doesnt have to be the capital everytime. And would be fitting since it was probably the sami part that made the song popular.

Andrew Gonzalez
Andrew Gonzalez

I'm dying lmao

Thomas Morgan
Thomas Morgan

what the actual fuck.

Charles Foster
Charles Foster

it's their secret attack
they unlock it at their bar mitzva

Samuel Perez
Samuel Perez

Why is public vote undermined so much? It should be 70% public 30% jury.

Glad people didn't want to vote for trannies, arabs and nigs. Norway's song is the real winner.

Jason King
Jason King

Did that British guy really think he'd convince everyone with this

youtube.com/watch?v=HV-eOhTS8Dw

Wyatt Hughes
Wyatt Hughes

They should only let Fennoswedes sing because Finns have a terrible accent

Juan Lopez
Juan Lopez

Lad the song was terrible and singer was monotonic as fuck & lyrics were pure cringe

Kevin Gray
Kevin Gray

I just gave it a listen and it's a complete travesty, even Darude could not give that song an ounce of oomph. How the fuck do you get Darude and then just have him play some slow, non-descript chords in the background.

Thomas Carter
Thomas Carter

GIB MILKY

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Ryder Russell
Ryder Russell

I said men, not some aidsridden faggots.

Thomas Carter
Thomas Carter

Yeah I know but... Darude :(

Jaxon Scott
Jaxon Scott

You mean San Marino?

youtube.com/watch?v=_BWHL5I-E-A

Jaxson Parker
Jaxson Parker

I listened to it again, and it's just simply not good in my opinion. It doesn't stand out, it's basic as shit, you get bored of it immediately. There's literally no excuse for being that shit, even if it's Darude. He didn't embrace the meme so the name has no meaning.
Also I'm just annoyed that we send trash pop to the Eurovision every year even though there's literally no reason to do that.

William Cox
William Cox

you're in luck as none of those are gay and one is actually married with a child

Blake Nguyen
Blake Nguyen

O-okay :(

Josiah Morgan
Josiah Morgan

it was bland but it didn't deserve 0 points

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Andrew Turner
Andrew Turner

How did it get this skewed? The song is decent and stands out because of the joik, and it's not like Norwegian Samis are a politically sore point or anything. I don't see why the jury would care this little about it compared to the public.

Charles Watson
Charles Watson

The juries are snobs. Culture is for plebs..

Brody Myers
Brody Myers

Hey lets add jury voting to prevent political voting
Jury ends up being much more political than the public vote

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Adam Williams
Adam Williams

Post the Icelandic qts

Josiah Howard
Josiah Howard

What's the blonde's name?

Robert Collins
Robert Collins

You guys peaked at Lordi, I can't remember you sending anything worthwhile after this.
youtube.com/watch?v=gAh9NRGNhUU

Hunter Cooper
Hunter Cooper

juries were too buys pushing the norf Macedonia meme

Elijah Davis
Elijah Davis

My mother said: if he can get into the finale without being able to sing, then he's clearly the best. He should win.

Jeremiah Richardson
Jeremiah Richardson

I dont understand how we didnt get SJW points from the jury by sending a minority contribution.

Gabriel Robinson
Gabriel Robinson

A winning song? No thanks, I'm just happy to participate... NANANANANANANANANA

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Ryder Johnson
Ryder Johnson

To be fair, there must have been people who voted for them. Just not enough in any single country.

Bentley Rogers
Bentley Rogers

White people
Minority points
These people are fucking virtue signalers.
If it ain't brown, it ain't a minority to them
AHAHAHAHAHA

Eli Powell
Eli Powell

Fuck that shit, I can get Sweden and The Netherlands, because while generic they at least were tolerable and typical safe Eurovision shit. Italy was genuinely good.
North Makedonia however was just horiible. It was a bland power ballad among the blandest of genres, it didn't have a good song, melody, sceneshow, outfit, or anything memorable at all. At least the public deemed it as fucking mediocre but even then it was on the exact same level of generic shit Albania and Serbia had.

Jeremiah Lewis
Jeremiah Lewis

I really have no idea where all the macedonia votes came from, both from the jury and public. Nothing memorable about it at all, I don't remember anything from the song.

Cameron Price
Cameron Price

I thought Italy was bottom 5 desu. I was really shocked at how well they did.

youtube.com/watch?v=M-aoyPa41Ic

Ian Price
Ian Price

Because Sweden got all dem brownie points

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Hunter Lee
Hunter Lee

I felt nothing from the Italian song

Andrew Fisher
Andrew Fisher

B-but the sami are not white

Ryan Myers
Ryan Myers

It grew on me, I think it's one of the best this year.

Alexander Ramirez
Alexander Ramirez

that nordic cocksucking

embarrassing

Brandon Collins
Brandon Collins

youtu.be/hdjiuCUUpPc?t=34
youtu.be/Ovt7YGHAj8I?t=48

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Hudson Barnes
Hudson Barnes

Norway Tele 12 to Sweden

This really is fucked up

Nicholas Taylor
Nicholas Taylor

8 points to Sweden

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Colton Morgan
Colton Morgan

Italy depends on taste too, but it has a nice R&B vibe and works well in Italian with a catchy rhythm. It honestly stands out positively in the typical pop and power ballad clichés that is Eurovision.

I shit on North Macedonia this much not because I can pinpoint exactly why I dislike it, just that I disliked it on first listen and then completely forgot the song afterwards leaving me with no musical impression other than I think it was bad and absolutely forgettable. Why it got that many jury votes over the other cringy power ballads is what baffles me.

Gabriel Fisher
Gabriel Fisher

That Norwegian woman looks like my first crush when I was 14 or so.

Carson Davis
Carson Davis

indeed
our jury is full of fennoswede sjw's too, so sweden's full points are no surprise despite their mediocre song

Ethan Carter
Ethan Carter

We did send a few good acts even after that but I pretty much agree.

Austin Perry
Austin Perry

I agree with North Macedonia desu. There were many who did better.

But what do the newspapers in Norway say about your performance?

Lincoln Anderson
Lincoln Anderson

Huge back in the old days. Before the unexpected win in 2017, it was an event that was kinda dead here. It got a new popularity surge ever since but I reckon it won't take too long for it to go back to irrelevance here.

Dominic Carter
Dominic Carter

get a new jury please, Finland is unironically based in ESC and should not partake in such jewing and also send more ebin memes like Lordi.

Charles Sanders
Charles Sanders

youtube.com/watch?v=a-nbF9dxbJ0
I've always loved this one desu

Julian Gonzalez
Julian Gonzalez

She has the white girl peaking before 18 look.

Luis Powell
Luis Powell

Literally all the headlines are "Norway won the public vote" with some not even bothering to mention that the Netherlands won. Everyone are praising the bald guy and his joik. There's no bitterness though, it's portrayed as a success and I think most people are secretly relieved to not having to spend tax money on hosting next year.

Joseph Fisher
Joseph Fisher

Albania should have won desu
youtube.com/watch?v=OQFbA7yfzjo
Great singing, good show, good costume, folklore inspired etc

It's the kind of song that you will remember about in a couple years unlike the other anglo-american inspired forgettable trash pop songs
Capitalism ruined singing

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Dominic Gonzalez
Dominic Gonzalez

remember a lot of people predicting France would win because of the raw amount of leftist pandering
14th place
What happened?

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Tyler Hall
Tyler Hall

Yeah, winning the public vote is a win win situation.
I don't ever want Iceland to actually "win" and host the contest.

Hunter Price
Hunter Price

nobody likes the French

Benjamin Richardson
Benjamin Richardson

bland as fuck song, stop thinking with your dick

Christian Martinez
Christian Martinez

an SJW gimmick isn't enough to win, the song still needs some merit too, and France didn't have that. Austria didn't just win with a bearded dude in a dress but also a bearded dude in a dress that can actually sing.

Aiden Peterson
Aiden Peterson

boring

Julian Flores
Julian Flores

bland as fuck unlike what else? the copy pasted western-like pop songs we get every year with sounds straight up sampled from the internet?
this song was a breeze of fresh air between all the trash, this one and Slovenia as well

Nathan Green
Nathan Green

Toy was bad tho

Jacob Green
Jacob Green

and those songs didn't win either so thanks for proving my point. It's not like North Macedonia or Serbia "stole" the victory from Albania Pierre. Take your mommy complex out on something else.

Eli Taylor
Eli Taylor

This was the worst song according to the Jury. It's ridiculous.

youtube.com/watch?v=lWXuohnM14U

Levi Williams
Levi Williams

this one and Slovenia as well
Neither were fresh breezes, more like the same stuffy still air that smelt stale even among all the other generic shit.

Xavier Ramirez
Xavier Ramirez

it's definitely not a good song, also juries vote based on the repetitions, maybe they really bombed that time.

James Evans
James Evans

youtube.com/watch?v=yFbSj_yPCPM

tell me about Germany, why do they wear the zero points?

Juan Phillips
Juan Phillips

generic Spanish "la vida loca" pop song #82796

Easton Fisher
Easton Fisher

not voting for the purple spanish qt

Michael Davis
Michael Davis

voting with your dick

Gabriel Reed
Gabriel Reed

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Thomas Cooper
Thomas Cooper

voting with your dick

Nathaniel Cook
Nathaniel Cook

based and redpilled

Connor Harris
Connor Harris

Not sure if it deserved to be worst, but it ain't good either, I feel like I heard the same song a hundred times over, very unoriginal

Aaron Robinson
Aaron Robinson

implying my dick doesn't know everything about music and eurovision

Jackson Ramirez
Jackson Ramirez

I don't think it's that bad. It's definitely not the worst.

Jayden King
Jayden King

post 2014 poles milkers

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Gabriel Gonzalez
Gabriel Gonzalez

Poland got robbed this year

Evan Sanchez
Evan Sanchez

I'll never get over the stolen valour of 2015
youtube.com/watch?v=1TOMqZV2jA8

Kayden Hernandez
Kayden Hernandez

But that's not Million Voices

Andrew Bennett
Andrew Bennett

I liked that one too despite the cheesy lyrics

Benjamin Perez
Benjamin Perez

boring af, sure they can sing but it just doesn't grab you, and Eurovision has never been about the best singing talent.

Carter Morgan
Carter Morgan

there are three kind of songs: Really new and fresh (Iceland), nice and a little outsanding (Denmark, Slovenia) and Balads (etho or not) and of course Eurodance trash. The latter two are and will always count as generic garbage.

Oliver Powell
Oliver Powell

one of the best songs ever in Eurovision
Italy won the televote that year too but dumbfuck juries preferred David Guetta's Lovers on the Sun with a cute Swedish singer

Hunter Carter
Hunter Carter

decided to watch a video of the Cyprus vote again
right after the host says "And our 12 points go to..." you can hear the audience pre-emptively shouting "Greece"

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Christian Price
Christian Price

oh shit that song is neat

Luke Jones
Luke Jones

Italy, always close but no cigar.

Jordan Baker
Jordan Baker

make a new thread already gay boys.

Lucas Cruz
Lucas Cruz

This is the music my granma would really like a lot.

Levi Davis
Levi Davis

here you go
desuarchive.org/int/thread/105807095/
desuarchive.org/int/thread/105807095/

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