How the fuck did Netherland's shit song win?
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Israel shouldve on
there are people who think eurovision is anything but an event for political and/or social statements
To be fair, he did sing it flawlessly where many others singers didn't hit their notes all the time.
swedes butthurt that their nigger didn't win from a talented artist
I didn't watch this year, but maybe I'll visit next year when it's hosted here.
whiter than sweden
I hope people won't go around flying the Frisian or Aruban flag next year. Otherwise we'll throw them in prison forever.
We are whiter than Sweden
Alessandro deserved to win
how do you guys feel about azerbaijan's song?
i liked it, but the stage show was a little poor, maybe? i thought they would be among the top 3
I see what you did here, gaybro, lets make love.
implement juries to push back on the buddy voting
have the Cyprus jury still give Greece 12 points every fucking year, and many other examples too.
Might as well go back to straight up televotes. That will make Turkey come back as well, and they often had good songs.
implying I wanted Sweden to win
Australia had the best show by far.
It was a good song, but not memorable or truly standing out. It was more fitting for the radio.
eurovision is over already? thank god i didn't even notice
Reminder that his name is Duncan the Moor
Denmark was very cute song too.
CHICK ON A STICK
Why was Italy and North Macedonia so popular with the jury?
Especially the Italian one was really bottom 5 placae for me.
We sent a contestant?
What would've happened if we'd won?
You seem to be Russian troll in disguise, he looks pretty common for a guy from the Netherlands.
norway was robbed
This is my opinion:
Norway had best song/melody, really catchy but not the best voices
Australia had the best performance/show
Dutch guy sang the best/had the best voice
All in all, id rank them in the way i listed them. Norway 1st, Australia 2nd, Netherlands 3rd
They should've won as I had them in my works sweepstake.
tfw didn't win my 50 bongeroos
My new friends: Austria, Switzerland, United Kingdom, Albania
h-he looks d-dutch!
next Eurovision would have been in Australia and an absolute memefest, you need to win at least once, do it for the shitposting.
Before the show began, I honestly thought Australia was going to win, because I thought the jury would favour their stage performance.
But now I know, I know that the jury has some sick, psychopathic intentions that are way beyond our capability to understand.
my 2nd favorite song, really catchy, good voice.
Italy was good and own language songs always score bonuspoints with juries.
He really does though, also I don't give a fuck about what a nationality should look like.
this was a pretty common hot take back in the days, but it's more of a nazi hot take
Our tranny was supposed to win, wtf
Yet another Russian troll in disguise.
Go watch some Rembrandt paintings. Dutch guy like straight up came from one of them.
Ehh, he looks neither Dutch nor a Moroccan to me. Although he has more white features than foreign features.
But people in the catholic south of the Netherlands, where he is from, are often darker than the center / north.
more of a nazi hot take nowadays I mean
He really does though
lmao maybe in amsterdam
It was great
Last year I watch Eurovision at a friend house. There was a gay couple there, pretty cool guys. They explained us how Eurovision is totally lobbied by the gay community. They even had a game where they were looking for all the gay in the public. A lot of vote can be explained by their impact on the gay community (hot dudes, trap, etc...)
He's just a south Dutchie.
norway lost judge points because sami
Reminder how typical Russian troll looks like.
nazi hot take
what exactly is this?
only just realising eurovision is extremely gay
whatever dude, I'm not triggered by "a foreign appearance" whatever the fuck that means. I'm not some racist /pol/tard.
Can we talk about the Belarus jury vote? What the fuck happened here? How did they give all these bottom countries big points?
makes sense i guess.
we also have swarthy manlets in our south. we call them austrians, or swiss, depending on which goofy version of German they speak.
that mentioning eurovision being a political thing has become a thing that mainly nazis do.
I mean, it's really really gay and really important for them. It's like the football world cup for faggots
We have two rivers that separate the catholics (and former Roman occupation) from the protestants (and Germanic tribes). They also have a different accent, different holidays *cough carnival*.
In Russia we have this manlets too. We call them patriots.
I'm sure I read the jury vote for beralrus was dismissed because something off was going on
It is, along with drag race
using barriers made of water to contain the papists
based and dutchpilled
A meme map where people eat patat (fries) and where people eat friet (fries).
These are also religious, cultural and racial borders.
How were these determined?
Do you mean by Nazis normal people?
wish there was more of a protest, maybe someone getting on the stage
that moment where the place went extremely quiet to booing was kino af
So the public voted for all these loser songs? Seriously what is up with giving Germany 8 points and San Marino 4, and of all the favorites only Australia got 1 sad little point.
literally everyone knows eurovision is gay lmao, here's my yesterday's conversation with the gf where she told me eurovision is gay and she doesn't even watch it.
It was jury vote.
Jury vote was just given to losers to make them look better the actual jury from belarus was banned.
The public vote was than again the Belarus default mode with Russia 12 points.
An aggregated result approved by the auditors will be used in order to determine to whom the Belarussian votes will be allocated.
The fuck does that even mean?
Patate=protestants and frite=catholics?
there are people unironically posting their whats ap conversation on Jow Forums
That a new form of pathetic
everything in this conversation looks gay but that's because it's Italian.
yes. nazi as in the mainstream media definition of nazi.
Not really but whatever. I would consider it more a cultural divide between the north and south than a religious one, Holland is secular as fuck apart from those no fun allowed bible belt morons.
We keep failing again and again. Is that because we're considered to be a joke by Europeans?
gay and cringe
It means they're "completely legitimate votes and not fabricated at all"
no,we like you or you wouldnt be invited(like your retarded cousin)
You performed very well this year and have been doing pretty well consistently lad. Anything in the first half of the final table is a success.
I think Australia has given bangers every year.
Being a joke is how you win this competition anyway
Maybe don't send a gimmicky chick dancing on a hair with space backgrounds using her opera high notes just to show off, not to actually carry the song.
Sounds like the EBU decided, and since Israel is hosting they probably had multiple Israeli members in that group. Only way I can explain how Israel jumped from 0 to 12.
When Brabanders are asked to make an interval act
tfw the Christian sacred music he created to praise God is being used as the theme music to this degenerate filth
Didnt watch, dont even know how the song goes but get FUCKEDDDDD rest of the world.
You got really cocky just because your medium talented dude got hyped into winning.
Maastricht is considered one of the cities that might host the Eurovision.
voting is rigged, Australia's song and show were on point this year.
am israel hai
Would be based as fuck if Snollebollekes did the interval act, or something equally stupid like Feestdjruud or Gebroeders Ko.
Is that because we're considered to be a joke by Europeans?
No, that's not the reason.
A dutch techno Köln
We hadn't won in 40 years or something. The chances of winning are quite slim.
Half the country is already mentioned including The Hague, Amsterdam, Zwolle, and Heerenveen.
Don't let 45 hosts struggle to pronounce that yo
HELLO MESHISHAGA THIS IS [blank] CALLING
Only Amsterdam, Rotterdam and Maastricht are used to creating large musical events in an urban area I think.
If Norway only sent the bald guy they would've won.
The woman and other guy were boring.
Heineken Music Hall would be perfect, it's roughly the size EBU is looking for, right next to a train station so easy access and Amsterdam has international allure.
denmark got robbed
If it's Amsterdam it's most certainly going to be the Ziggo Dome.
They never brought black to eurovision.
Just dont hold it at Jaarbeurs please, dont want my city full of tourists.
you won it twice in recent years, give us one after fucking 4 decades man.
Don't you have dentists in Denmark?
The flag in the background makes it perfect.
Did anyone else see how crushed the Swedish guy looked when they announced his public vote score?
Also rip UK yet again
did any salt come from this?
Jaarbeurs is waaaay too big, Arena and Rai are also mentioned but that would make no sense at all.
Get rid of this nigger
this shit literally could not be fabricated
I bet he used to getting everything easy and free and thought this time it will be the same.
I feel the juries purpose is to prevent total memefests like that. Imagine if Iceland had had a legit chance at winning.
Australia had the best show by far, they should have scored higher.
Jaarbeurs is too big
Tivoli is too small
Based, Utereg is safe
Its actually a queer fest
I felt sorry for him cause they acted like he had a chance
rewatching the votes is my favorite thing about Eurovision
And the 12 points from Cyprus go to....(dramatic pause)
(((juries))) should be abolished, simple as
Stop feed niggers
Imagine if Iceland had had a legit chance at winning.
What was wrong with iceland? Public vote is the only vote that should matter
also australia was a shitty cringe new worlder gimmick. your entry was way better and should have won.
ummmm sweetie it was his turn :)
Greece should have won
shitty cringe new worlder gimmick
how was it cringe? it was really well executed and not playing on any cringe national stereotypes.
we didn't win
that fag in the background
This is why i dont watch this fagfest
those high notes were pretty cringy because like I said, they were obviously to show off that she can do that, not because the song needed it.
why was it called NORTH macedonia?
She didn't really sing that well tho.
Didn't catch well the tones.
to stop Greece from bitching.
I mean, imagine if BDSM edgy metal boys had won and they still pulled off that Palestina stunt. What an absolute amazing shitshow that would have been. I wish they could have pulled it earlier so they could have scored more votes on just that.
he doesn't say na na na
what the fuck is wrong with you user
Greece and Macedonia are in an argument. I think they agreed on North Macedonia.
literally no venue, also shitty decrepit town.
time to watch your entry for milfy milkers
Is this the singer?
I mean Madonna also pulled a Palestina stunt, on top of singing like absolute garbage.
there was MUCH worse in the competition though, all in all it was a good performance imho, above average for sure.
They have that hip hop festival
how the fuck did this song even qualify
Snollebolleke is one of the biggest artists right now, so it can't not happen.
there's about 4 people in san marino, there isnt much choice
I liked our entry but I'm glad we didn't win, winning the public and not having to host is literally the best outcome.
I wanted Australia to win for the memefest alone, but they put in proper effort, found a chick that could sing, had a ridiculous sceneshow and still managed to stand out without resorting to the usual pyrotechnics. They would have deserved it.
that's why it did really well, what are you complaining about? It's not like Europe voted for that cruise ship cook who picked up the mic after the singer got seasick aka San Marino.
Also, daily reminder: this guy qualified and Poland didnt
Something tells me that this guy doesn't like black people. Call it a hunch.
I liked it.
I actually liked the high notes.
But not winning material. Normie shit is winning material with few exceptions.
1. San Marino
Change my mind
omfg eurovision is so le epic and huge and such a big deal :^)
oh btw nobody who is actually touches this with a 10 foot pole
is this shitfest relevant or not
He's Turkish though.
memers, boomers who are nostalgic for disco and t*rk diaspora voting
in the televote (real vote) he placed 10th
Yeah but hers was the safe "let's all be friends" route and she didn't even participate. Iceland was technically able to win.
You must remember that people vote for neighbouring countries. Who does Australia neighbour?
Did we finish last because you're all mad about Brexit?
it's a good thing that it mostly showcases up and coming artists instead of the same big names everyone knows
and it's a fun tv show with a huge audience not a major deal musically
beating on San Marino because they send whatever they have
population of the country: 33.400
it's impressive they find someone to send each year if anything, and we already decided juries' vote is peak jewing.
No, your song just didn't stand out. And going straight the finale people refuse to give you the benefit of the doubt if your song isn't great.
nobody liked you to begin with.
Dude he isn't from San Marino.
the fat kids song was pretty shit
guys explain to me why there is both a jury and a tele vote
i thought it was rigged?
song was terrible and not participating in preliminaries means people haven't heard it before
going straight to finals is a double edged sword but can be overcome if the song is good (see Italy)
oh I didn't know
But it's literally pronounced the way it's spelled.
's-Hertogenbosch would be a challenge, though.
to undercut the buddy voting, but it doesn't work because these dumbass juries still vote for neighboring countries.
Norway was my favorite.
Azerbaijan, Russia, Cyprus, Switzerland and Serbia had really good songs as well.
Denmark's song was nice too, but it was just a pop song.
Can't wait for next year's cringefest here.
The jury vote is there to prevent block voting.
In reality it's the jury that block votes, and turns down all cultural songs as mere plebian.
While the public just votes for whatever they like or thinks is good.
Why are you upset? The UK puts zero to negative effort in their Eurovision entry every year and it shows. I'll give you that Germany was even worse than you this year but nobody pays attention to you because you never even try and your entries are all boring shit.
this, it's so fucking cringe when juries do that.
scandinavians are especially corrupt and dick-sucking with each other.
What is block and buddy voting
scandinavians are especially corrupt and dick-sucking with each other.
points to Iceland from Nordics: 0
points to Denmark from Nordics: 0
really makes you say nanana
nobody buddy votes for Germany since nobody likes the boss
No, it was just not a good song. Not as bad as Germany maybe, but it was definitely one of the weaker acts of the finals.
Pretty much this.
The most disgusting example is Cyprus/Greece. Also Sweden gave Holland 12 points, not Denmark, the jury that is.
scandinavians always vote for each other
australia always vote for UK
cyprus always for greece
malta and san marino always for us
azerbaijan for russia
voting along geopolitical alignments instead of artistic value, it's fucked up because the juries are supposed to be (((profesionals))) and unbiased
I feel bad for cute German blonde
SO, how do we stir up public to demand jury's dismissal or at the very minimum halving their points?
Listening to Norway's song & Italy's 2015 song makes my blood just boil that those useless fuck ups of jury even exist in the first place
at least we were better than madonna
Scandinavia voting for each other.
The balkans voting for each other.
Countries around Russia voting for Russia.
Countries around Greece voting for each other.
The Netherlands and Belgium voting for each other.
And so on.
Italy had a good song. It wasn't great by any means but by Eurovision standards it managed to stand out and was catchy in a nice way. It's much better than the generic Dutch one that won.
oh okay thanks anons
australia always vote for UK
Not Always. Our juries love Sweden though
my favorite of the competition desu
is my top list
Iceland too but biased so exclude it
The song itself might have value in lyrics for natives, but for non natives it didn't stand out at all.
Melodies were generic rubbish and lad couldn't really sing when compared to other participants.
based aussies giving Iceland 10 in televote and 8 in juries
Around 200 million people watch the final every year.
It's the biggest non-sports event in Europe. And if you don't consider chinese and Indian shows the biggest in the world.
I kek'd so hard yesterday when the australian jury girl started speaking abo, that was unexpected
The more I listen to Italy the more I like it. It probably would've won if it had participated in a semi final.
The jury of a country like Azerbaijan, which is on the other side of Europe, has for example never voted for the Netherlands. At least, that's what they said on Dutch tv.
Norway was the winner of public vote.
Jury fucking ruins everything.
SIR HAT is the meme entry we deserved
Not necessarily a bias but just a cultural thing. Maybe they just don't "get" our entries since they are culturally more Asian.
Typically faggots supporting a country that would execute them on sight
somehow both based and cringe desu
Yeah, and we only understand Belgian culture.
I'm not saying our act was the best, but there's NO FUCKING WAY we deserved to finish dead last. You guys suck.
same opinion as me but more leaning towards based just because of the j*w butthurt it caused.
I voted for Norway
maybe the fat fuck shouldnt have missed the high notes lol
My thoughts exactly. The Germans probably have a word for it.
I was expecting them to say something related to 2000 and Forever (their song for the national selection, they got 2nd place after Kate)
It was a dude. They're both dudes
Never change Suomi.
To be fair, it's not a 100% record Holland and Belgium have, not even close. It's not a given that they give us the 12 or any points even.
I unironically liked Spain
la venda se cayó
la venda se cayó
best thing was watching madonna crash and burn
holy shit that was awful
I think that's a much bigger part of it than any kind of 'politics' desu - the public and the jury voted pretty similarly on this. The ten countries that gave the highest jury + public vote to NL this year were nearly all Scandinavian or Western European, whereas the ones that gave the lowest score were almost all Balkan or Eastern Euro.
I'd put you over Israel, Germany and Belarus maybe.
The real atrocities are Spain being that low and the absolute snoozefests that are North Macedonia and Slovenia placing on the upper half of the table.
What happens when 2 countries end up with the same points?
Or will they manipulate the points in such a way that that will never happen?
your mama's boy really stood no chance, even if the other song were worse, at least their singers could sang to them.
why yes I am a jury voter how could you tell?
It was a dude
It's ranked on how many 12-pointers you get. If that is tied too, you count 10-pointers and so on.
Eurovision united Europe against niggers.
I think it goes to whoever got the most in televotes. And if they are the same it goes to whoever received the most 12's
You also see it in the songs Eastern Europe sends, they are usually bombastic and dated, like stuff we liked in the 90s. That's just more of their thing so naturally we usually don't vote for it and they don't vote for our more modern entries.
but do any relevant artists perform
honestly the acts themselves seem pretty amateuresque
Can we all take a moment to appreciate how fucking awful Madonna was?
Last couple of years Holland send artists that are well known here.
Loved it, voted them as second favorite.
Most of my votes went to alban mommy of course.
If a 8/10 from Norway comes out. And an 9/10 song from Ukraine. Then people will give Norway the benefit of the doubt because people like Norway more.
who cares about madonna.
trust the jews to bring a yank and her nigger toy boy at the eurovision.
Albania and fucking Azerbaijan out of all people made it to the finals but we didn't?
Azerbaijan was a really good song.
Was she drunk, high, or both?
honestly stoked the show is going back to netherlands
Because nobody likes gypsies.
i liked their song desu, they should do their next concert in gaza or ramallah
what can go wrong?
I hope the stupid jury system gets removed. I also hope Israel doesn't host this stupid competition again. What a waste of money.
she's ancient, she hasn't been relevant in 20 years or something. Pic very much related.
Was is Satanism?
I wanted the Russian to win desu
Netherlands wasn't that bad bout sholdn't have won
In Palestine, both Gaza and the west bank, faggots like them will get beaten to death While in Israel they do whatever they want and shit on the country that hosts them and lets them raise this flag without any harm. Stupid fucking cringe faggots.
You sent the weird fat gay kid. Nobody likes the weird fat gay kid.
they might not abolish the jury vote, but 50%of the rating is just too much, needs to be adjusted to like 25%
Admittedly I didn't watch Eurovision so it could have been good for all I know, but they're a bigger meme than us which hurts my pride.
Which is why Albania shouldn't have made it to the finals.
r8 my top ten
no san marino
absolute shit tier
I wanted the Russian to win desu
We will never win again, eurovision is political contest.
The weird fat gay kid should have be a perfect fit for Eurovision, had he done more weird, gay stuff instead of just strolling around on stage singing a boring song.
tfw Turkish Alizée didnt win in '97
Russia always does well no matter how good or bad the song is
cringe victim complex
I had Serhat at 12
Serious question, is ESC a big thing in your country?
Throughout the last years I realised that the persons, who announce the points (this time jury points) are always standing in front of a green screen. Except for Germany, where the announcers stands in front of a football stadium sized audience.
ESC is pretty huge here with public viewing and that kind of bullshit.
I've also read somewhere that Germany is by far the biggest donator for this event.
It's not a victim complex, idiot. That's just the fact. No one will let Russia win with current reputation.
Some countries send their national stars other unknown people.
We usually send unknown people because stars here don't want to participate.
HATRID MUT SIGRA!!!!!!!!!
2017: b& lmao
2018: bad result
is the r*Ssian victim complex such that top 10 8 years in a row with one dud (last year) is evidence of discrimination?
you reap what you sow, but you can't attribute this year's placement to that, the song was genuinely not very good.
He just parroted r*ssuan TV.
Serious question, is ESC a big thing in your country?
I wanna take this autistic, soulless icelandic thing to the west bank and see how well people accept it.
Other than that, political protest of this kind is always valid, regardless of the people you're protesting for. It's not a valid argument to say that you shouldn't protest in favor of the palestinians, simply because they're backwards arabs, we still do awful shit in the west bank and gaza. My issue with this kind of protest is that people like these will never, EVER acknowledge that a peace process requires a degree of trust and that neither side cares at all to improve trust. Also "free palestine" is not so much a plan as it is an empty mission statement. Would've preferred if they held up a sign that says "depose bibi", that's a much more relevant, and achievable goal.
used to work as a pizza delivery driver
by far the most busy day of the year for the chain is the semi-final with Iceland
Russia does pretty well for a country that thinks it's being boycotted lol.
But I think most people blame the other blocks for losing.
HATRID MUT SIGRA
I mean, Russia became 3th place, of like 40 countries.
evidently it didn't
The gay population in Tel Aviv is quite numerous so yeah, it is. It's also one of the only times of the year where we can pretend we're a part of europe and not a backwater shithole.
the netherlands are so cute and comfy
they got robbed by the Jury vote
Nice. No wonder we were the country that awarded him the most points.
Where is Finland?
not the only song
juries are retarded and should be abolished Norway true winner
Whenever you swear allegiance to our King.
Your song was shit with shit performance and it still scored 3rd from buddy voting.
The fuck are you complaining?
Why didn't the frogs get more sympathy points for Notre Dame? They also had a fat person which should win the SJW crowd over.
Didn't make it past the semis.
Darude didn't qualify from the semi-final
is that the guy who went to a van Buren concert after his coronation?
if i were them, i'd delete my social media
Yes, and he also participated in a 200 km skating race under the name van Buren.
Seriously how do you get 0 points? How are the votes counted?
Yeah. He pretended it was spontaneous, but there is a navy ship in the background. mMmmmm
Last place in the semis, which was exactly what that joke of a performance deserved.
By not getting enough votes from the public to finish in the points in every single country.
Easy, 40 countries don't rank you in their top 10
If we had won, the next final would probably have be in Tromso/Romsa. Would have been kino to be honest.
I expected Darude to go full meme and basically do a remix with lost of dududus in it, that would get mad points.
pretty based desu
trance is boring as shit but everyone appreciates the Dutch legends of Tiesto and Armin
Didn't he also use to be a KLM pilot?
Norway should have fucking won, that was an epic song
Netherlands was boring as shit, but it's cool that they get to host for the first time since 1979.
UK deserved last place for a pathetically generic 2009 X-Factor style song, especially since the singer had the nerve to say "All the last few entries have been pretty poor but mine is good"
France was cringe as fuck, quite glad that the blatant "progressive" message didn't win the hearts of voters
I loved Slovenia's cute feels song, best song in the competition imo
Iceland props for doing Combichrist-lite and doing surprisingly well with it
San Marino understands what Eurovision is all about
Greece + Cyprus voting boos lol
Madonna err enough said, Quavo's interview was truly inspiring stuff, he literally didn't have a clue what was going on
Overall, pretty good Eurovision, but please less generic western pop songs, less ballads, more Eurotrash dance music and gimmicks. Thanks.
Was in Oslo after Rybak as well, why would it be somewhere else?
He still is a KLM pilot.
Also an Apache pilot on rare occasions.
they just want to troll
they are /ourguys/
wanted to like darude for the memes but the song was terrible
should have made (and called it) Sandstorm 2 for maximum meme value
Based as fuck
Well you did better than Austria and Ireland
Take the Union Jack off your flag, they'll be able to give you more points
Also devastated that Finland came last place in the semi finals. It's fucking Darude. Darude for fucks sake.Judges clearly don't know shit, he should automatically qualify on name and presence alone. Clearly too good for the competition
Iceland was number 1 in public voting
Yle is too boring to do something fun like that.
Can't wait for them to stop doing this request artist shit.
I liked your song, but your singer's voice got drowned out by the instruments and the music itself needed more "oomph".
BASED Ireland once again confirmed our best ally
I never watch this nonsense. Were there any handsome dudes?
ll the last few entries have been pretty poor but mine is good
Dude, what? Lucy Jones was fantastic in 2017, she just didn't look very elegant during her performances
doesn't watch eurovision
here are qt bois for you
what's going on here
Based voters giving us the meme man Eurovision deserves
The Jew can projectile vomit on command
Jews don't like blacks
I think it was just to demonstrate how confident he was but really he just came across as arrogant. He gonna get bullied when he returns home
Yes, Eesti <3
He tried to suck her soul out, but it was too pure so he puked it out again.
Sweden had one in Malmo. Doesnt have to be the capital everytime. And would be fitting since it was probably the sami part that made the song popular.
I'm dying lmao
what the actual fuck.
it's their secret attack
they unlock it at their bar mitzva
Why is public vote undermined so much? It should be 70% public 30% jury.
Glad people didn't want to vote for trannies, arabs and nigs. Norway's song is the real winner.
Did that British guy really think he'd convince everyone with this
They should only let Fennoswedes sing because Finns have a terrible accent
Lad the song was terrible and singer was monotonic as fuck & lyrics were pure cringe
I just gave it a listen and it's a complete travesty, even Darude could not give that song an ounce of oomph. How the fuck do you get Darude and then just have him play some slow, non-descript chords in the background.
I said men, not some aidsridden faggots.
Yeah I know but... Darude :(
You mean San Marino?
I listened to it again, and it's just simply not good in my opinion. It doesn't stand out, it's basic as shit, you get bored of it immediately. There's literally no excuse for being that shit, even if it's Darude. He didn't embrace the meme so the name has no meaning.
Also I'm just annoyed that we send trash pop to the Eurovision every year even though there's literally no reason to do that.
you're in luck as none of those are gay and one is actually married with a child
it was bland but it didn't deserve 0 points
How did it get this skewed? The song is decent and stands out because of the joik, and it's not like Norwegian Samis are a politically sore point or anything. I don't see why the jury would care this little about it compared to the public.
The juries are snobs. Culture is for plebs..
Hey lets add jury voting to prevent political voting
Jury ends up being much more political than the public vote
Post the Icelandic qts
What's the blonde's name?
You guys peaked at Lordi, I can't remember you sending anything worthwhile after this.
juries were too buys pushing the norf Macedonia meme
My mother said: if he can get into the finale without being able to sing, then he's clearly the best. He should win.
I dont understand how we didnt get SJW points from the jury by sending a minority contribution.
A winning song? No thanks, I'm just happy to participate... NANANANANANANANANA
To be fair, there must have been people who voted for them. Just not enough in any single country.
These people are fucking virtue signalers.
If it ain't brown, it ain't a minority to them
Fuck that shit, I can get Sweden and The Netherlands, because while generic they at least were tolerable and typical safe Eurovision shit. Italy was genuinely good.
North Makedonia however was just horiible. It was a bland power ballad among the blandest of genres, it didn't have a good song, melody, sceneshow, outfit, or anything memorable at all. At least the public deemed it as fucking mediocre but even then it was on the exact same level of generic shit Albania and Serbia had.
I really have no idea where all the macedonia votes came from, both from the jury and public. Nothing memorable about it at all, I don't remember anything from the song.
I thought Italy was bottom 5 desu. I was really shocked at how well they did.
Because Sweden got all dem brownie points
I felt nothing from the Italian song
B-but the sami are not white
It grew on me, I think it's one of the best this year.
that nordic cocksucking
Norway Tele 12 to Sweden
This really is fucked up
8 points to Sweden
Italy depends on taste too, but it has a nice R&B vibe and works well in Italian with a catchy rhythm. It honestly stands out positively in the typical pop and power ballad clichés that is Eurovision.
I shit on North Macedonia this much not because I can pinpoint exactly why I dislike it, just that I disliked it on first listen and then completely forgot the song afterwards leaving me with no musical impression other than I think it was bad and absolutely forgettable. Why it got that many jury votes over the other cringy power ballads is what baffles me.
That Norwegian woman looks like my first crush when I was 14 or so.
our jury is full of fennoswede sjw's too, so sweden's full points are no surprise despite their mediocre song
We did send a few good acts even after that but I pretty much agree.
I agree with North Macedonia desu. There were many who did better.
But what do the newspapers in Norway say about your performance?
Huge back in the old days. Before the unexpected win in 2017, it was an event that was kinda dead here. It got a new popularity surge ever since but I reckon it won't take too long for it to go back to irrelevance here.
get a new jury please, Finland is unironically based in ESC and should not partake in such jewing and also send more ebin memes like Lordi.
I've always loved this one desu
She has the white girl peaking before 18 look.
Literally all the headlines are "Norway won the public vote" with some not even bothering to mention that the Netherlands won. Everyone are praising the bald guy and his joik. There's no bitterness though, it's portrayed as a success and I think most people are secretly relieved to not having to spend tax money on hosting next year.
Albania should have won desu
Great singing, good show, good costume, folklore inspired etc
It's the kind of song that you will remember about in a couple years unlike the other anglo-american inspired forgettable trash pop songs
Capitalism ruined singing
remember a lot of people predicting France would win because of the raw amount of leftist pandering
Yeah, winning the public vote is a win win situation.
I don't ever want Iceland to actually "win" and host the contest.
nobody likes the French
bland as fuck song, stop thinking with your dick
an SJW gimmick isn't enough to win, the song still needs some merit too, and France didn't have that. Austria didn't just win with a bearded dude in a dress but also a bearded dude in a dress that can actually sing.
bland as fuck unlike what else? the copy pasted western-like pop songs we get every year with sounds straight up sampled from the internet?
this song was a breeze of fresh air between all the trash, this one and Slovenia as well
Toy was bad tho
and those songs didn't win either so thanks for proving my point. It's not like North Macedonia or Serbia "stole" the victory from Albania Pierre. Take your mommy complex out on something else.
This was the worst song according to the Jury. It's ridiculous.
this one and Slovenia as well
Neither were fresh breezes, more like the same stuffy still air that smelt stale even among all the other generic shit.
it's definitely not a good song, also juries vote based on the repetitions, maybe they really bombed that time.
tell me about Germany, why do they wear the zero points?
generic Spanish "la vida loca" pop song #82796
not voting for the purple spanish qt
voting with your dick
voting with your dick
based and redpilled
Not sure if it deserved to be worst, but it ain't good either, I feel like I heard the same song a hundred times over, very unoriginal
implying my dick doesn't know everything about music and eurovision
I don't think it's that bad. It's definitely not the worst.
post 2014 poles milkers
Poland got robbed this year
I'll never get over the stolen valour of 2015
But that's not Million Voices
I liked that one too despite the cheesy lyrics
boring af, sure they can sing but it just doesn't grab you, and Eurovision has never been about the best singing talent.
there are three kind of songs: Really new and fresh (Iceland), nice and a little outsanding (Denmark, Slovenia) and Balads (etho or not) and of course Eurodance trash. The latter two are and will always count as generic garbage.
one of the best songs ever in Eurovision
Italy won the televote that year too but dumbfuck juries preferred David Guetta's Lovers on the Sun with a cute Swedish singer
decided to watch a video of the Cyprus vote again
right after the host says "And our 12 points go to..." you can hear the audience pre-emptively shouting "Greece"
oh shit that song is neat
Italy, always close but no cigar.
make a new thread already gay boys.
This is the music my granma would really like a lot.