Abrahamictards actually believe some man named Noah built a ship big enough to fit for a pair of every single species...

>Abrahamictards actually believe some man named Noah built a ship big enough to fit for a pair of every single species on the earth

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it was a different time

No one takes the story literally

>How else would they have survived the flood then, huh?

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>The source of this media hype is his recent translation of a small Babylonian tablet, named the Ark Tablet. It is about the size of a mobile phone and has been dated to around 1750 BC.
>ccording to Finkel, the Ark Tablet contains the original Flood story, upon which the biblical version was based centuries later.
>Moreover, he claims, this new tablet reveals that the real Noah’s Ark was not as described in Genesis. The Ark was round, he says, having a diameter of approximately 68m, and was constructed with ropes made from palm fibres and palm leaves. He believes it was a giant version of the guffas (circular coracles) commonly seen in Iraq up until the 1970s, and known from Assyrian carvings dating back to 850 BC.
>In contrast, the Ark described in Genesis has been shown to be a design which would have been particularly stable in rough seas and whose wooden structure could have withstood the bending stresses applied by the cargo and waves.4 Moreover, historical documents describe wooden vessels approaching the size of the Genesis specification, providing further confirmation of both its sea-worthiness and the ability of ancient peoples to construct it

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>nitpicking on ancient myths

Pastor Steven Anderson is based for making Jews and homosexuals cry.

Have sex.

Not until after marriage because otherwise it would be fornication.

The problem is, that people take these ancient myths as real fact.

I'm pretty sure the bible is entirely allegories

a subculture of the amerimutt population do

How did Noah collect 2 kiwi birds from No Zealand before the flood, then return them after the flood?

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>atheists believe that all matter and the universe magically appeared somehow
>find it unbelievable that all-powerful God could get Noah to fit the animals on the ark

sandnigger IQ level

Wouldn't that make every species on earth extremely inbred?
Bottlenecks are a bitch

not an argument

>we don't know exactly how the universe began
>that means god did it for sure
I don't know why I still go to these threads, it's always the same tired arguments getting dragged out again and again.
Don't bother replying. I'm gonna go play video games.

kiwis migrated after they got out of the boat

your argument is too dumb to even engage with

>before creation, there was nothing
>out of nothing the entire universe was born
>out of literally nothing. Not some construct, not a dimension, out of literally fucking nothingness.
>this is supposed to make sense

Cope. If God created the universe, then He is able to bend reality to make animals fit on the ark for Noah. How the fuck is that too dumb? It's simple logic.

>things are supposed to be intelligible to me
>true nature of reality is describable in two sentences of extremely simple language
>therefore literal pre-developed magical stories are literal events that happened

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protip: human logic / language games is the poorest way to describe the universe

Theists believe that God magically appeared somehow

Neither atheists or theists know what, exactly, prompted the universe to come into existence.

t. Orca

close but no cigar.

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>If Allah created the universe, who created Allah?
This is a retarded, Satanic and illogical question. If the big bang was started because of 2 particles that we haven't discovered yet colliding, then we can ask how did those particles get there? Who created them? Where did the big bang happen? What is the universe expanding into?

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Two can play at this game.
>then we can ask how did those particles get there?
They were always there.
>Who created them?
No one, they always existed.
>Where did the big bang happen
Everywhere.
>What is the universe expanding into?
Itself.
>It can't expand into itself that's impossible.
Not according to our current models it isn't.

Believing that a child rapist is a God's messenger is the most idiotic thing that one can believe mate