/brit/

*bursts into /brit/*

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Fuck her right in the pussy

Dopamine highs and the rest of life are not compatible for me

Don't think they have room mates generally

yeah they look pretty cosy, cost a damn fortune mind.

Think you lose a lot of independence, and for prideful people that's a real kick in the cock

Is this the werewolf film?

I visited an expensive one and couldn't stay in there for longer than 30mins
Can't imagine how grim the budget ones are

mouse is double clicking

youtube.com/watch?v=wgUjWK7D9ZM

crumpets are fucking shit

Can’t stop wanking
Help

born on this day in 1947

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How do I get this 'look'?

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I bet you would prefer a chapati wouldn't you, you paki bastard.

brain blast

lift up the button and blow inside it a few times.

Hot dog
Jumping frog
Albuquerque!

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eat plenty of eggs

bleeding news
anyway viet was a mong in the last thread

Man Hasn't Washed
arteinsky.blogspot.com/2014/01/man-hasnt-washed-for-60-years.html

Start with the Greeks

cock is double spunking

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audleyvillages.co.uk

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Stomper

youtu.be/6OpdjbzTIhM

Enough is enough lads

>living on campus
rich cunt

Weird how some of those retards that are unable to walk or talk have gigantic heads especially on top. Massive brain but nothing in it.

my grandma is in a care home and it costs £870 per week, how do they justify the price desu they dont even provide necessities like soap and toothpaste

good post
crumpets are shite mate
please don't tell me you're one of those "tee hee I'm so british I drink tea and eat crumpets just like all of the memes tell me to haha!" twats
you absolute cringelord
>grr you must be a paki if you don't adhere to my strict britishness!!!
brainlet

love romper stomper, me
(please support the australian film industry)

*L'Oreal and Nivea shills writhe in pain*

The petro-chemical '''hygiene''' industry have tried to hide this story for years but now the truth is out

dont really appreciate you posting articles about me

intelligence isnt based on brain size, its based on the amount of wrinkles on the brain (grey matter)

>£870 per week

Honestly just had it with these silly snakes on this silly plane

>24/7 staff
>meals
>transport
>rent
>abusing familial guilt
>higher prices assuage fears of staff abuse/theft xDD

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Hello Tarquin

not even joking mate, have a look at care home prices in the UK basically they are fucked cos 75% of the oldies have fuck all money so the government covers their costs so the ones who can afford to pay get absolutely shafted

gf is on her period

thank fuaaarrrrkkk, had paranoia of a pregnancy scare

Have a fucking shag mate

Seen this movie before
Can’t remember if it was good or not, I’m almost certain it wasn’t

who is this slapper?

I would have a one night stand then run a mile (directly to a clinic)

aha a variation of "have sex"
what a fascinating retort

paranoia is a sign of narcissism

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Just put down my horse in RDR 2, lads. It was for the best. ;(

Fucking liar. Scaredy cat. Buck Buck Buck

Just redpilled the GF on the JQ

Why the fuck do culchies keep voting sinn fein wtf

Slept in until 12 today and got a text from my "boss" at 10 saying "You in today?"
Replied with
"No energy
Sorry"

Literally go shag your first cousin or something ya stinky pakistani cuuuuunttttt

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>मई-जून में महीने में जब कार के एसी भी फेल हो जाते हैं, ऐसे में एक शख्स ने कार को गर्मी से बचाने के लिए अनोखा जुगाड़ खोज निकाला। उस शख्स ने कार को गर्म होने से रोकने के लिए टोयोटा कोरोला कार को पूरी तरह से गाय के गोबर से पोत दिया।
>असल में गाय का गोबर उष्मा रोधी (इंसुलेटर) की तरह काम करता है और बाहरी वातावरण से आ रही उष्मा को कार के अंदर नहीं आने देता, जिससे कार का अंदर का वातावरण ठंडा बना रहती है।

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Thought i should be honest

They're probably all laughing their heads off at you m8

new video games are utter shite
little brother just spent a fucking grand building a pc only to play fortnite

imagine being this angry and upset over someone not liking shitey crumpets
>p-paki!!
>go have sex!!!
get a grip and give your head a wobble
christ

What do you do?

>you told me to go fukkin' shag my cuzin blud? you dizzy senpai? you wanna go I'll merk u blud me and my boys comin' to your endz TONITE to fuk u up wasteman.

wat do?

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Fair enough.
Im relaxing at home and they are feeling the toil pain. Fact.

why won't you discuss British culture

oh he might have went on living
but he made one fatal slip
when he tried to match the ranger
with the big iron on his hip

I pray every day that a scrawny paki shite would start on me so I could literally body the cunt

I’d be much more cautious fighting a nigger, they have explosive strength and can usually fight but pakis are lit genetically inferior runts

Nothing important and i can be replaced in seconds.

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would you kiss a girls feet during a shag

what's your favourite album at the moment /brit/

No need to worry then

Love beig a piece of scum 2bh

FONTAINES D.C.

proper rock n roll comin out of dublin

see

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slowthai nothing great about britain

I don't care for albums, it's all about individuals songs for me

Proper tune

youtu.be/RIkOaVyVn7U

Snare drum trap beat KICKING

I used to be a toiler like you, then I took an arrow to the knee.

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hooverphonic

Bet you're an ugly cunt
Am I correct?

>not blasting beats 24/7

vespertine

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Give it a fucking rest pal

I'd say I'm average

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seems like it would be innocent and fun to get the shit beaten out of me by a jolly bobby with a truncheon

not telling you

>tattoos
i'll never understand why the fuck people do this, it makes your body look so grimy

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