Teesside /brit/

the female snapchat filter made me transition

i don't understand how office toilers can just spend the whole working day on Jow Forums
what are you supposed to be doing?

fucking grim

bet you paid well for that little "feast" did you?

me and the lads on the sersh

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nice tits though

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drinkeng a chocolate yazoo

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Supposed to be doing the needful

Can’t fathom being a bender, men smell why would you want to put your dick in that?

8 fried eggs
4 slices of french toast
2 slices of roast ham
6 rashers of fried bacon
2 pork sausages
8 glasses of cold whole milk
4 bagels with strawberry jam / cream cheese / tomatoes / butter

Just a simple breakfast, lads. Quite modest.

>farleftwatch

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Who was in the wrong here

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that film made me want to try heroin

Why wouldn't you want to shag a pooey bumhole?

>another 12 million murders
What the fuck is he on about who are the first 12 million Nige has killed?

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love how pajeets and pakis fight despite being the exact same

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The welly boots are so dirty and she is so clean. She has skills.

Lol based pajeets

need to just let pajeets nuke the pakis
one and done

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yanks dont like chicken parmigana because it doesnt have any marshmallow spread in it

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IT support but we're rather quiet most days so I just sit on /brit/ if I'm not doing anything.

Pre-cut parmo

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The brutality and perfidy of british society also gave us my main man mike skinner. He made the best post-breakup songs youtu.be/XWuOgDAEqss
In fact the only breakup songs which allow you to retain some dignity. Cheers main man mike.

Would shag a girls bum hole, not pooey though

I make chicky parm at your mom's

Corrrr

desu they are tasty

Would unleash my pup Autismomick's fists of fury on Elliot Rodger if I was ever in his vicinity and he was still alive

what movie? i do heroin and think movie/tv representations of heroin use is hilarious

Seen him 3 times, love the streets me

woah hunter, that's hella mean bro don't let mom hear

can't believe elliot rodger's day of retribution was 5 years ago, feels like yesterday

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My nightly wanks have overflowed into my days

lol

For most of them it's not a choice. Didn't you know little kids at school and everyone knew they could only be bent? They were born like that. Reckon that some homosexuals are also just doing it for the sake of simplicity. Chicks are complicated.

Would send this fragile little bender 6ft under with a couple of punches

just use a tissue

inshallah

what is wrong with americans
theyre just such strange creatures

still have ptsd from that german ship mission on veteran in call of duty 1

Toilberg sets me very little work, so long as I spend about 2 hours a day on that I can usually spend the rest of the day on /brit/
I keep an eye on my emails as well.

>parm
It's a parmo, you fucking coon.

yeah, but look at that fucking plate

fries in a cup what, like some sort of fucking premiere entree. It's fucking fried potatoes, not shrimp and caviar.

bysmal salad too, wouldn't pay more than 5 bucks for it.

does that not make you miserable?

ya mam's a strange creature

china is british

Never read such rubbish before. Think your hair transplant has messed with your brain.

#
i got my mission but i can’t do anything till i get the computer to go with it
he thinks i’m studying from some stupid excel sheet
was supposed to go get it today but it’s not ready
(single linkers should hang)

Me on a neyt out with the boys aha

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Good lad. His beat stevie antics were also fucking good.
What's your favourite song?
Has it come to this and 'weak become heroes here'. Fucking weak become heroes no other songs captures the magic of a night out like it.

But you've just single linked just now?

cope more

mental that this is a minority position amongst remainers

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Yank posters here are genuinely odd, most yanks I’ve met in person seem a bit strange as well.
Probably just stunted due to their worries high schools and not being able to get drunk until 21.

Possibly the most common pub meal in Terror Australis, the chicken schnitty

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Fit but you know it X

if you are going to add a vowel on the end atleast make it a y

mmm so have i
so have i

Much better, lad. Not a fan of dairy on poultry.

>Reckon that some homosexuals are also just doing it for the sake of simplicity
Something something ladyboys

Na I get paid to post on here most of the day it’s pretty great. That being said some days I wish I had more to do but days when I am really busy I always hate.
Day can pass pretty slow though, at least when I’m busy the time flys

Any form of political protest is bent as fuck

omg he is NOT entitled to his point of view
*looks at the guy holding the milkshake*
r-rijght?

thinking back on all those times i ate something off mum's plate and she didn't complain
now i realise she probably wanted it but let me have it because she loves me very much

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that looks lovely

oh its the paedo yank too
well imagine my shock

oi, adding -y to the ends of foods is my thing, you fucking soupy prick

Fucking hell those chips still look frozen

woeful chips
look half frozen

love chicken schnitzel
probably my most eaten meal
usually have it with mayo, sriracha, squeeze a bit of lemon juice on it in the pan, pepper, with a side of rice

Turn the page probably but tbf it’s all good

And she wishes she aborted you.

Have a scar on my left hand from mum stabbing my hand with her fork when I tried to snatch the last bite of haloumi off her plate

it's pub food you mong, probably cost about 11 USD

did you call her for mother's day?

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Did you know you can get AIDS from ingesting too much salt lads?

for me it’s watching the hydraulic press channel at toil

Now I am become Rasheed
Destroyer of threads

Chips in a cup is fucking normal

one day you'll grow up and move beyond this level of humour lad
bitter little boy
every year x
love my mum, me

My Dad died a few months ago. Last week a letter arrived from a storage company in London saying that his payment had bounced.

We didn't know he had a storage unit, so we went out there dreaming of a secret stash of antiques or something.

The unit was full of tranny shit. Wigs, clothes, make up and a drawer full of dildos. There was also a hamper full of adult baby stuff, which turned my stomach.

My brother and I packed it all up and burned it out behind his business. We both swore to never tell my mum or even speak of it to each other. A truly grim duty.

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my mum wanted to be an actress but then she fell pregnant with me and gave it up

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Those lads in /nederdraad/ talk funny

grim reaper

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mothers have an ingrained duty to give up food for their children, she probably didn't mind

if you want to be able to speak dutch just
1. speak english
2. hit yourself in the head with a hammer

it works every time

was there any nappies?