In Brazil we mix vanilla ice cream with coca cola. It's pretty good desu, you guys should try.
Desserts from your cunt
Parker Garcia
Ian Lewis
kanafeh
Hunter Miller
That sounds so disgustingly sweet that I just gag from the thought of it.
Robert Morales
We call that a "vaca negra" or "black cow" and it is very popular here too.
Blake Baker
>south american cuisine
>either straight up just European cuisine
>or random junk-food combinations
Joseph Nelson
Probably the weirdest sweet I've ever had. Why even.. with the cheese.. and.. what's wrong with you :^D
William Green
That is called an ice cream float, everyone does that in America.
I dislike the cheesy kind
Ethan Ross
pastafrola... made with quince jam
Parker Perez
Really? Here we call it the same thing too, some times we even replace the vanilla ice cream for the dried plum ice cream
Jeremiah Hall
Rote Grütze ("red gruel/jelly"). Apparently it's not very known or common outside of Germany? It's mixed red berry fruits (red and black currants, strawberries, blueberries, cherries) in jelly. Often served with a vanilla sauce.
Do you have this in your country?
Nolan Sanchez
My personal favorite comes from the Patagonian cuisine.... It's the torta galesa, a modified bara brith.
Connor Lopez
No but we do stuff like sorbet and lemonade, and chocolate ice cream and cream soda, that sort of thing. Plum ice cream sounds good!
Jace Ortiz
Religieuse au chocolat
Thomas Cooper
Elijah Turner
that's fucking disgusting
i tried it once and the texture of that mix alone almost made me puke
Jaxon Murphy
sweet cheese isn't something new.
after all dairy is used with most of sweets
Juan Ross
It's called an ice cream float and it's AMERICAN. Spics could never invent such a delicacy.
Parker Harris
>dairy
Dairy maybe but cheese is very uncommon here and to me.
Lincoln Morris
Ladies and gents, I present the pets de soeur (nun's farts), maple syrup gel rolled in pie crust dough and made into spirals
looks and sounds good
tabarnak...
What is it?
Luis Phillips
And here we have Pouding chômeur (unemployed man pudding? lol) it's a cake batter that is poured on a layer of sauce made out of maple syrup or brown sugar, then during cooking it rises atop the sauce and the bottom of the cake gets soaked with the sauce.Pretty fucking tasty and any brainlet can cook it for less than 1$.
Daniel Miller
>pastafrola
lmfao fucking argentina
Gavin Torres
>Cendol
Palm sugar syrup base with coconut milk
the name "cendol" refers to those green jelly, which is made from rice flour
Levi Price
What does it mean? Also don't forget
>milanesa nopolitana
Easton Ramirez
>a brazilian finally makes a good thread in 5 years
>it dies
Hudson Miller
>What does it mean?
Pastafrolla is the name of the "bread" in that cake, we call the cake crostata.
Ethan Flores
We have this chocolate cake that is VERY sweet and Tasty, we call it "nega maluca" (the rude translation can go as "crazy female nigga")
Daniel Watson
It's milkshake.
Ryder Reyes
I literally can't eat desserts any more. Most of them are way too sweet and makes me wanna puke.
Isaac Cruz
mandatory childhood snack: sweet condenced milk on anything you could find, mainly cookies or white bread, sometimes just straight from the can.
dip a spoon in and lick it.
so sweet your face wraps into itself.
divine when no one's looking.
Nathaniel Johnson
So an ice cream float? What is it with Brazilians thinking they created/invented things that the US did. This is the airplane thing all over again.
Julian Sanders
We do the same with root beer, it's good
kys mutt
Jeremiah Scott
We call these šamrole
Grayson Wilson
Is that cream or cheese?
Henry Butler
I just ate half a can, wtf
James Fisher
>just straight from the can
jesus...
Noah Diaz
imagine living on shit macaroni cooking and stolen neighbour's apples for weeks at your countryhouse, and then your parents bring a can of this
Angel Anderson
I believe it's called quark in English. There's also walnut štruklji.
Zachary Jenkins
that can looks odly familiar
Levi Russell
>Chongos zamoranos
is a dessert of Mexican cuisine made of curdled milk. It is typically prepared with rennet tablets, milk, sugar and cinnamon.
Easton Jenkins
this one is lacking chocolate flakes
Tyler Sanchez
>nega maluca
Soo.. it's sweetened almost-cheese?
Matthew Howard
Based, always had "milkshakes" like that at home.
Carter Wilson
>Nega maluca
I don't get it
It has some cheesy consistency and the flavor is god tier
Tyler Smith
Oh perdon mi fren-ior, I had that copied to look it up.
Jack Morales
isnt that just a brownie
Luke Williams
That's sticky toffee pudding you pretentious French faggot
Henry Young
kek it's the same from eft
John Morris
You're fucking it up, it tastes way better with root beer.
David James
What would you compare the taste of root beer to?
Noah Anderson
based
Asher Sanders
nope, it's a moist chocolate cake covered in chocolate cream/brigadeiro
Adrian Gutierrez
In the Netherlands we eat vla.
Vla is some thick dairy product with usually a vanilla taste. It's also very popular in games. Like getting some kind of food from the bottom of your plate of vla without using your hands. Or spraying it in someone's face.
Bentley Peterson
Fucking burned milk with sugar and nuts.
Nathan Thompson
In Africa people eat food. In the Netherlands you spray it over your body.
Jason Campbell
This is probably the true local dessert we have. Think yoghurt consistency but really sweet, there are loads of variations including vlaflip which is vla, yoghurt and syrup, vla with seasonal flavors like apple and cinnamon vla in the winter etc. Only other desserts I can think of are international like ice cream or cake.
Alexander Russell
>do you eat vla with a spoon
Wellllllll
Jordan Adams
dude stop with this pedobait shit
Carson Butler
Man, you've got a dirty mind. Pervert.
Cameron Nelson
I don't really know lol. Birch beer if you've ever had it. Its really good and American though lol. If you've ever wanted to feel american for a day by it from a grocery store if it has it, ever place that sells food basically has it here.
Caleb Gonzalez
fuck off Jos B
Ian Robinson
>dutch men will pay to watch women cover themselves in yogurt
the more you know
Isaiah Miller
It's a gamer convention. A LAN party.
Eli Lopez
>Birch beer
Never heard of it.
We don't have root beer, that's why I'm asking. Anyway, why are these drinks called beers, aren't they sodas?
Ryan Williams
I'm conflicted between kinda based and somewhat cringe.
Jordan Foster
*steals this from russia*
Logan Collins
The word cringe doesn't exist in Dutch.
Levi Ward
>burned milk with sugar
That's fudge.
Eli Reyes
what’s this made of?
Gavin Stewart
>wat is tenenkrommend
Cooper Walker
Are you seriously calling someone a mutt for not drinking ice cream with soda which is peak mutt behavior?
Josiah Gomez
Nop, the inside of an nega maluca is "dry" and not "humid" as in a brownie, it's basically a simple chocolate cake with a topping chocolate cream or sometimes brigadeiro.
Robert Green
Tvorog, butter, eggs, smetana, raisins and almonds.
Colton Ward
Sorry, its flavour is unique and hard to describe to someone thats never had it. Its flavour comes from sassafras tree bark.
It was originally an alcoholic beverage, and I'm guessing there's probably some people that still sell it that way, but yeah now its just a soda.
Easton Thomas
Bolo gelado, ice cake or cold cake.
Austin Stewart
Sticky toffee pudding
Grayson Adams
don't you mean spotted dick?
Jose Sanders
Ew why do you fags eat tofu pudding? There's estrogen in that. What're you gonna eat next, your own chopped off dick?
Jacob Rivera
Spotted dick is also good
It's not tofu
Camden Murphy
fuck off with your faggy babby language bong
Leo Diaz
don't you mean soy? or do you idiots just think estrogen is in everything vegetarian?
William Gutierrez
I thought that especially Americans would know what a toffee is.
Adam Morgan
I've always though desserts are the weak spot of Mexican cuisine, but this looks pretty good desu.
Justin Ward
Tofu is made of soy you retard
Jason King
but what makes you grow a vagina according to the scientists on Jow Forums, anything non-meat?
Nathan Young
Crest learn english, the fucking spic posters make more sense then you
Jayden Martinez
t. Doesn't know what toffee is
Wyatt Thompson
Literally nothing wrong with that sentence, must suck to not even understand your native language.
Levi Clark
For the last fucking time I don't want tits like you faggot.
You're literally speaking gibberish, I really shouldn't respond and indulge in your nonsense toothpaste country
Jaxson Nelson
Based and readingskillpilled
Aaron Cook
Virgin freak
Thomas Torres
>I WANT TO EAT A GIRL'S PUSSY SO FUCKING BADLY! I DON'T EVEN CARE IF I FUCK HER I JUST WANT HER TO CUM ON MY FACE AND CUDDLE WITH ME AFTERWARDS!
This was the last thing I posted on Jow Forums. Feel bad now?
Nicholas Bell
I actually feel even better
Gavin Collins
For me, it's pouring maple syrup on snow.
John Jackson
Desserts are for children
Daniel Lee
danish butter cookies are delicious
Justin Ortiz
That's called a root beer float and should be made with root beer.
Angel Turner
>a una tarta artesanal típica de la gastronomía de Argentina, Flag of Paraguay.svg Paraguay y Uruguay.
no you are not italian
Nathan Scott
shut the fuck up orango
John Morgan
Pastafrola de dulce de leche> other kinds of Pastafrola
Brayden Foster
But I love Italy. D: