/brit/

>tfw you realise sporty was the qt one all along

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vile nonce

Hello this is the police

May I please have a quick chat about that post sir......

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Imbibe a drug obliterating my evening or post on /brit/ for the next 6 hours?

going to wawa
what do you guys want?

Thinking of watching allauddin /alone/. If Reddit hates it it must be good

pierre the queer

please, the first

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>If Reddit hates it it must be good
this is why Jow Forums pretends to be religious

Doesn't rhyme

hate how every convo here comes back to being a virgin or not
it really isn't that big of a deal

just pood my pants ama

what's the difference? lmaooo!!

was there ever any doubt?

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jean-luc the cuck

GET YOUR HATESPEECH OFF MY GENERAL

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gizzards for my pet african

did you go to fart but it came out a bit wet?

I used to always tell everybody that Baby Spice was my favourite one, but Scary Spice really was. Was just too embarrassed to admit that I liked a black woman, haha.

virgin rationale

Just purchased a milkshake.

reckon these 2 on the chase are doomed lads

>H.P. Lovecraft
virgin freak
>C.S. Lewis
virgin freak
>George R.R. Martin
virgin freak
>J.R.R. Tolkien
shagger
>Michael Moorcock
shagger
>Isaac Asimov
shagger

are you going to throw it at the manlet

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J.K. Rowling

Is he a shagger

Not being a vf is one of the only things i've got going for me at the moment

don't know who any of these virgins are

Asimov was the stereotypical fedora virgin who thought he was much more intelligent than he was

I think we can all agree
Scary > Sporty > Baby >>>>>>>> Ginger
assuming peak conditions

>12
It's over

Sauce me up boss. Nothing gives results

read a shitty fantasy book

youtube.com/watch?v=_swivbEsD50

Also doesn't rhyme mate
Can only imagine your atrocious pronunciation

>white people invented curry

What does this mean. Like indonesia, thailand and india didnt know what to do with tumeric and cumin before white people came and showed them?

Imagine being lost in the water, surrounded by killer whales, giant squids, and whatever the fuck else lingers in the cold, merciless waters of the antarctic. Fuck me, I'd probably beg the cold to kill me before anything else could instead.

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literally me

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aye

does in a comedy Inspector Clouseau accent, monkaloid

you know when pirates would make people walk the plank into shark infested waters
we should do the same with women except into virgin infested hobby stores and games workshops

She's gotten better looking tbf

shut up you seething poo, no one cares

I think every culture has invented spices, vegetables, and meat in a stew

ah yes, dutch ''music''

rorke is shivering in his boots

>Scottish people pretending like they're God's gift to comedy again

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I have kissed several girls
I have hugged several girls
I have held hands with several girls
I have cuddled in bed a girl
I have slept with a girl
I have had a 3 month relationship

and I have still never shagged

i would assume there was a foreign vessel on the way that i could plunder
i'm just british like that

they'd rather die by the sword

virginity is only a problem if you let the idea of being a virgin freak define you.

youtube.com/watch?v=qIU9RkQV2xg

she will only ever be good looking with a head transplant, thirsty boy.

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wow this is even worse than a complete VF but just reply to me anyways saying "cope"

>3 month relationship
>didn't shag

WTF? story?

I hate Europeans so fucking much

I'd give rosy like twenty bucks if she actually did nudes and all of that

Have to take a shower because I literally just pood myself

oh aye the german going oon about how we scots ain' goods gift ta the warld. aye'm a real comedian aye

GIRLS would rather fuck DOGS than YOU

What was the best The Jam song then?

Swear it was Slow Down

you're drunk

natural selection

haha, wacky Br-Nigel?

Same she's probably loaded from findom though

she had issues
cope

What the fuck is that hideous face? She looks like a man.

I'll only apologize if you post a pick of her panties

what are Rosy's prices for a blowjob or a handjob?

watching chernobble

wow yeah thank's mom

season 5 elliot is peak elliot

for me? style council
youtube.com/watch?v=0HMAVU1k7kg

if she does this findom stuff I bet she'd do that if you messaged her and offered her like 2k or more

not a relationship if you’re not shagging someone
absolute nonsense

as ya bitch will chili?

>your future wife is out there in the world somewhere right now
mad when you think about it, I wonder what shes up to

£50 for her to call you a loser, piggy

been drinking this fancy, exotic, new zealand tea - turns out its actually german
loving some lovely old timey grandad sweets - turns out werthers is actually german
genuinely fuming, can't they leave anything nice alone?

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Was posting about this the other day bet you've just started listening to em

why shouldnt you go to chernobyl?

because cher knob'll fall off

listening cher lloyd

same as your mum's

just not true at all

>OHHHH YEAH LET'S GET DRUNK GIRLS HAHA AWWW YEAH FUCK ME HARDER RUGBY LAD YESSSS GIVE ME CHLAMYDIA LOVE BEING PROMISCUOUS TEEHEEEEE

youtube.com/watch?v=WAhFBhCXbrg
bloody love the CEL soundtrack
been holding off watching the anime though, want to save it for a dry period

simply is true
if you’re not shagging her she’s shagging someone else

sad post

youtube.com/watch?v=8zHjanBzZt8

Tyrone's breaking her in for me