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crisps

too early dumb cunt

My vote will be going to Yaxley-Lennon

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Don't you dare cook my people's food anymore

going to go to africa and poach a sub saharan female

unironically love the way I look and spend ~30 min admiring myself at the gym mirror

I'm afraid you have no choice in the matter laddy

just got back from the chipper

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the so called stephen lennon or as I call him, Thomas Robinson MEP

>an early new
>an early new made by a korean
>an early new made by a korean using an anime picture
>an early new made by a korean using an anime picture with no edition

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aka Paul Harreash

There aren't any potatoes on his plate
Though I guess neither are there on yours

having been writing out a script for my radio show idea
kind of on the fence about what I want to do
either make it complete nonsense or actually report the news in a non-partisan manner while attempting to be witty
It'd be pointless to be a satire of news radio itself as that really doesn't exist, even a satire of news television is overdone. Is satire even really that funny as the whole show? I mean yeah a satirical skit can be okay, but the whole idea being based in satire? Not sure if I want to do that
were I to do something satirical it'd have to be relevant and it'd inevitably come off as partisan were I to do a satire of say, contemporary late night talk shows
think it's more that I want to do something like that rather than having an actual good idea

I just want to thank you guys for Monty Python and Stella Street

voting Lib Dems, been voting for them since 2010 every time. No idea about politics but gotta love the Phoenix

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why
better off going to russia

Don't care

Ahhhhhhhhh what a belter

Kiss me Hardy

cant stop looking at my arse, reckon i arse mog any bird thats ever been here

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How could May possibly offer a second referendum when the Brexit party is polling so well for the EU parliament?

Most men don’t have massive group loyalty either mate, don’t make this a blaming women thing

Holy grimoly

At least get that thing battered mate, come on

would love it if every foreign early anime dickhead was locked in a room full of crocodiles

think its the mexican on a proxy

I'll get you battered if you don't be quiet

feel like some slavic mobster would cave my head in

post feet

kismet*
arthur was NOT a gay

i think it wouldn't be a referendum on staying in and out, but a referendum on deal or no deal

but i havent done any reading on it.

Because a Russian man would probably beat a british man to death for dating his sister

Aisha detected

We're leaving the EU as Ukraine joins

we could all have had peng Ukraine gfs

black and white except for the fork and keyboard it's a bit like the girls coat in schindler's list

b-based!

Janny has deserted us.

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>man with a huge negro ass
grim

batty man

Meaning of country's name.

India: Land of the Indus

Iran: Land of Aryans

Japan: Land of rising sun

Egypt: Frontier

Nigeria: Land of the Niger river

Italy: Land of young cattle

France: Land of the Franks

Germany: Fertile land

China: Qin state

Indonesia: Indian islands

It seems like women use men in every country

the so-called scran

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not if you’re bigger than them

give me 20 xanax and imma start droppin em

wheezing laughed at this

yeah it's brexit's fault you're a virgin freak

Brexit party wins the EU parliament
Remain wins the second referendum

UK ends up in a quantum state of being both in and out of the EU simultaneously.

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Hahahahaha

Break the wheel

Aim for being silly and avoid getting too political and mean spirited. Also work with as much hyperboly as possible. Seeing a Alex Jones -eqsue weatherman character could be funny

>putting the best pickle in the middle for last
clever Slav

name 3 things

Trotsky's teachings still live on

Islam is the only way mein bruder

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their genetic program tells them to acquire sperm and resources that will enable that sperm to prosper

Wey aye mate it's a nice arse

a delicacy in russia

aka return to 2014

I like petite men and women
no part of the ideal human should be bloated, plump, or bulbous

corrrr what a wagon

thoughts?

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you're mum

yer ma
her fanny
me knob

two coffees and two glasses of coke zero sugar leg's a fucking jackhammer

yeah except the willy xx

...

Nice samefag

love the path of degeneration she's going down
it ends in porn

imagine in 2022 when you and your mates are down the pub and you're reminiscing about that weird little episode where the UK was going to leave the EU before everything went back to normal in an unbelievably random set of events.

shut the fuck up about my dead mum you cunts

eternal choon

Is it soft and squishy? This is a picture of my cousin's bum. I've done things with her.

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Has anyone got that pic of her unfiltered face where she looks absolutely munted

Being homosexual is a precondition to be an aristocrat (also that was Nelson and not Wessely)

Our mates don't talk about that stuff mate, we shag fanny. Its as simple as that

sounds kino

lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes

id, ego, superego

Like a rocket to russia I'm sure it doesn't mean a thing!

are you ~6'2", 200lbs?

>Aim for being silly and avoid getting too political and mean spirited.
that's my goal
though making an over the top character or playing a character at all is not something I'm sure about
think it'd get old fast

reddit tier post
utter cockwomble

haha ur packin bro no homo tho haha

you are mum

Thought of a new phrase to call leftypol

The cockwombles

who is your favourite British film director?

What’s so undignified about living in Africa? You seem to have a nice set up.

She's British
See:
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horrible pink sket
ugly ugly ugly as the day is long
possible emperors new clothes case
braces nasty smelly things

Trans"women" don't have periods

That alone is a tremendous advantage in sport

my mates slag each other off and take the piss out of women they're trying to ride

grim

thou art a pair of fucktrumpets!

lamp
mouse
keyboard

Roeg

salted nuts

Who here /cockwomble/?

I am literally caveman