Give me AT LEAST one reason you're not at the beach right now

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It's 10:43 on a Wednesday night

it's 6 hours away from where I live

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I'm a few hundred kilometers away from the nearest beach

its like 40 minutes away but its mostly because i have no friends to go with

I'm going tomorrow

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It's nearly 1 am

I'm not a firstie

i hate the sun

I burn easily and I have a terrible fear of the ocean

I live away from the beach

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im a gymcel and a socially retarded friendlet.

too lazy, fat and no friends to go with, I live kinda near to the beach tho

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why go all the way to the ocean when there's plenty of lakes and rivers to fish in nearby?

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it's autumn here, something you SEA people have no concept of

I live in Norway, no such thing, just fjöre

The beach water is still contaminated with radiation from Fukushima.

I'm afraid of being judged by women.

kek based picture

I just got up

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Southern Norwegian MASTER RACE
We have beaches for days

It's ok, fjöre is ok

I live away from the beach

i've never been on beach. there are probably plenty of people in there, dont really wanna even check.

I've never seen the ocean or left my landlocked state.

Minnesotan or North-Dakotan bvll?

>these are the people who tell me about my country

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Its cold

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I live in the middle of Poland, my body is in good shape but not good enough, my skin has a hateful relationship with the sun and I just fucking hate sand.

I don't have an ocean

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I'm on the final stretch to graduate.
I can go to the beach later (but won't, fuck sand)

this

I don't like beaches.

no sea
no beaches
besides, it's 10°C outside

im 95kg

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I have acne on my chest and back

I wish I weighed 95kg. I'd be skinny.

The winds are up at them moment and the waves are violent, plus the water is freezing

Colorado. I'm a bull-elk

I used to have this bud, the sunshine cleared it right up

beaches near ath*ns are filled with p**ple, i'd rather wait until i go back to my island and enjoy toast, chips and swimming at my leisure.

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I don't want to.

rip
i hate skelechads so much when they complain about never wanting to eat.
my body wont let me eat the 1200 i have to stick to to lose weight while drinking to not be isolated in y room 24/7

The beach is full of people

I live on the beach

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It's like a 15 minute walk cant be arsed

Yeah, I have a friend who is "always hungry", eats junk food all the time and never gets fat. Age has got the better of him though and he's got a bit of a gut.