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Give me AT LEAST one reason you're not at the beach right now
Ian Cook
Jordan Watson
It's 10:43 on a Wednesday night
Caleb Stewart
it's 6 hours away from where I live
Nathan Edwards
I'm a few hundred kilometers away from the nearest beach
Sebastian Taylor
its like 40 minutes away but its mostly because i have no friends to go with
Benjamin Ross
I'm going tomorrow
Aaron Rogers
It's nearly 1 am
Matthew Barnes
I'm not a firstie
Aiden Lee
i hate the sun
Chase Bennett
I burn easily and I have a terrible fear of the ocean
Josiah Evans
I live away from the beach
Logan Powell
im a gymcel and a socially retarded friendlet.
Leo Jones
too lazy, fat and no friends to go with, I live kinda near to the beach tho
Cameron Clark
why go all the way to the ocean when there's plenty of lakes and rivers to fish in nearby?
Adam Turner
it's autumn here, something you SEA people have no concept of
Connor Collins
I live in Norway, no such thing, just fjöre
Dominic King
The beach water is still contaminated with radiation from Fukushima.
Austin Flores
I'm afraid of being judged by women.
Jaxson Edwards
kek based picture
Christopher Phillips
I just got up
Gavin Turner
Southern Norwegian MASTER RACE
We have beaches for days
Benjamin Carter
It's ok, fjöre is ok
Jordan Perez
I live away from the beach
Chase Reed
i've never been on beach. there are probably plenty of people in there, dont really wanna even check.
Kevin Russell
I've never seen the ocean or left my landlocked state.
Cameron Harris
Minnesotan or North-Dakotan bvll?
Jace Jones
>these are the people who tell me about my country
Nicholas Brooks
Its cold
Jason Miller
I live in the middle of Poland, my body is in good shape but not good enough, my skin has a hateful relationship with the sun and I just fucking hate sand.
Sebastian Cox
I don't have an ocean
Juan Sanchez
I'm on the final stretch to graduate.
I can go to the beach later (but won't, fuck sand)
Bentley Richardson
this
Michael Kelly
I don't like beaches.
Josiah Gray
no sea
no beaches
besides, it's 10°C outside
Carter Morales
im 95kg
Julian Martin
I have acne on my chest and back
Justin Anderson
I wish I weighed 95kg. I'd be skinny.
Austin Nelson
The winds are up at them moment and the waves are violent, plus the water is freezing
Anthony Harris
Colorado. I'm a bull-elk
Andrew Long
I used to have this bud, the sunshine cleared it right up
Cooper White
beaches near ath*ns are filled with p**ple, i'd rather wait until i go back to my island and enjoy toast, chips and swimming at my leisure.
Jaxson Adams
I don't want to.
Easton Flores
rip
i hate skelechads so much when they complain about never wanting to eat.
my body wont let me eat the 1200 i have to stick to to lose weight while drinking to not be isolated in y room 24/7
Ryan James
The beach is full of people
Adrian Jenkins
I live on the beach
Luke Wright
It's like a 15 minute walk cant be arsed
Landon Baker
Yeah, I have a friend who is "always hungry", eats junk food all the time and never gets fat. Age has got the better of him though and he's got a bit of a gut.