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OHHHHHHHH FFS RORKE IT'S A WEDNESDAY NIGHT FOR CHRIST'S SAKE
rorke is a manifestation of your absent father, user.
haven't cried over my ex for two days now
Wonder what that lil chappy from the pengest munch is up to?
ffs rorke its only tuesday evening take your meds!
the gf just posted a new video
and no bruce, she's mine not yours
bleh. I can't handle hot women anymore. just makes me want to slam my head into concrete
WE'RE THE SULTANS OF THE SWING
When will they fucking stop letting autismals on this show?
no way this wasn't intentional
3 of them mention Rorke
Toilers really blowing off some steam here. Must have been a hard day in the wage cage.
You reckon it would be easy to get around Germany knowing little to no german in the large cities?
Rorke voting for Brexit? It's like turkeys voting for Christmas....
rorke trying to use his CSCS card to get a student discount in greggs
How the fuck did we measure the distance to the Sun
Science takes the piss sometimes it really does
I am human and I need to be loved
look at all these roasties..
Last I heard of him he was gonna have a program on channel 4 or BBC3 can't remember
Doubt anyone watched it
14 year old girl kills herself after drinking milk to ease her anxiety
Cannae stop laughing. How does he come up with this stuff?
put it in a really big sink and measured how much water was displaced
got rorke a new script of haloperidol for christmas, he's been pretty quiet since, tamed those delusions he has
I am human and I need to be fugged
Didn't realise greggs did student discounts
probably eating fried chicken and smacking his lips that fat little monkey
lmao he's SCOTTISH hahahhahhah
I wouldn't even rape myself
can't be that smart if he's at manny fucking met lmao
This thread is dedicated to british culture
Virtually impossible. Almost nobody speaks English here it's a well known fact, and even if they do they won't just to spite you. I've seen people beaten and chased down the street just for saying "hello"
just checked the archive for yesterday to see if rorke had a day off but nope, he was here spamming this nonsense on christmas bleeeding day
I'm jewish mate
They call me the pigman
not necessarily, she was a very cautious girl at the time, quite naive, and i guess i wasn't very pushy.
she had the perfect combination of being extremely pretty, but having lived quite a sheltered childhood/teenage life. got lucky i guess
fucking hate how much screentime the inner city negroids of london get
they're not smart, they're not funny
Reckon they should make a levels and gcses harder
Like only the top 0.01% of the population can get an A*
/shit/ is over.
All of Europe is basically in English now. You can go anywhere and as long as there's someone who isn't below 100 IQ in the vicinity you should have no trouble communicating.
weed is evil and destructive. Alcohol is wholesome and community orientated
Trannies should be killed
is it true that he was like 25 but had some medical condition that made him look like a child
spent a lovely christmas with my family
I take it schizo, sicily, 'tismo and rorke have been freaking out here as usual
leftypol doesn't work
Bruv I'm Jewish too
I don't get the joke.
good novel desu terrible blog
Horrible thing to say to be honest
Would someone like to explain to me how the fuck magnets work without any science language
Just in layman's terms please
rorke nailed to the cross on christmas day
Don't wear socks indoors, never have, never will, simple as
Nothing wrong with trannise
nah that'll just encourage schools to use btecs more since it's easier to get higher results in those and it looks better on league tables
or if you're meaning make btecs harder too, you're just going to get lots of angry headteachers banging on your door
yeah like other lad said everywhere speaks english
even the places that don't you can just bother locals until someone who does speak it shows up
going to go smoke a spliff brb
Leftypol wishes it was christmas everyday
This is one of his best, this is.
seeing peter hook and the light this year :)
ah yes a fellow orange/beige/brown eater
99% of the foods I consume are orange, beige or brown and come in similarly coloured packaging
CHRISTMAS FUCKING DAY RORKE
Can't you give your inane ramblings a fucking REST?!?!
baths = Patrician
showers = plebeian
business idea: benis in bagina
is google.fr broken
It's a type of metal that sticks to other metal of a certain type through some sort of invisible magic tractor beam.
why yes I did do btecs how could you tell
You jammy bastard
he does it again, based
hair reeks of cheetos
fingers glistening with oil
soda stains down my chin
it's gaming time
Don't know why STEMfags feel the need to deny magic all the time
leftypol wishes it was ramadan every day
Just arrived in the mail, lads.
Well the grading system of btecs is different so there should be a way of preventing schools from doing that
Kino nail polish color
if t's brown flush it down
You sneaky cunt
thank you thank you. always nice to see my loyal fans out supporting me. Don't worry folks theres more like it to come!
Hope is the handmaiden of happiness
The joke is they're taking a tweet where he isn't making a joke, and pretending it is funny, to make the point that his regular daily life tweets are as funny as his real tweets.
chuckling to think of the manlet behind this one
almost as if being able to rearrange letters isn't a complete measure of intelligence innit.
would be interested to see what his iq is though.
I asked Feynman this and he completely sperged out at me
those certainly are shoes la
nah you're attacking this from the wrong angle
scrap league tables and the problems will solve themselves
wow not bad, here's one of mine:
just so you lads know all these posts were made by me
thought? tips/ improvements?
or you could put a ready meal in the microwave for 4-and-a-half mins
with one 1 plate and cutlery to wash / chuck in dishwasher
Yes lad yes I do yes I could have cooked spag bol tonight but couldnt be arsed
just heard we got a heckler in the crowd. point him out for security folks and we'll get on with the show
If you think about it electricity is basically just magic under a different name
Think about it, magic is this sort of aura that allows you to do all kinds of crazy stuff. Well electricity and is just that in the real world
How do we deal with universities basically just being businesses now?
Can't do this in a microwave
Quite bloggy. Would say you should cut down on the blogs.
We send your mum around to every university in the UK to shag every male, lecturer, dean, student etc.
I LOVE CHILI CON CARNE SO GOD DAMN MUCH desu
ah yeah let me just get my snow peas out the fridge. fucking eh
Why would you ruin it with all those spices
Fuck off with your Facebook tasty clips you stupid fairy
chili con carne?
con carne as apposed to what?
is there another type of chili im not aware of?
i feel sick
chili with meat
why is this confusing you spaz
Respect Elaine X
yes chilli without meat mong
Music is magic
all these fucking faggot nonces constanlty drooling over this literal 12 year old boy
sad state of affairs
chili is the name of the bean
con carne means with meat
hopefully this was enlightening
hey what do you think of this quote i’ve been working on. I’m not a ‘professional quote maker’ by any means but i’m giving it a try...
“In this moment I am euphoric, not because of some phoney Gods blessing, but because I am enlightened by my own intelligence”
went to a steakhouse last weekend and they covered a perfectly good ribeye in a load of spices, even though i ordered it 'plain'
fucking why. not even one of these weird steak obsessed beta males but why would you do that to a good piece of meat?
you go to lost wages
Maybe her fat fuck brother should hold back a bit next sunday dinner
what difference does it make to you how they choose to spend their money?
you posted it again. so i will too
Hmm...yes indeed...however...well I think you know what my next question is going to be
shouldn't they call it Kidney con carne then since they are kidney beans?
Pretty good quote
This """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""chef"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" has 326k followers
Not arsed if it's a common answer, blade runner is just the best film
we need a eugenics program
Spices make stuff taste better
fucking hate french tarquins so fucking bad
they need punch and glassing
carne means meat
carnivore means meat eater
do your family know that you're attracted to teenage boys
That's the NHS for ya
Freud? More like Fraud
hmmm maybe they should
suggest you write a formal letter to the chilean government to inform them of their mistakes
Oh be quiet you're just embarrassing yourself now
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS RORKE
christ alive rorke it's YOUR BROTHERS BIRTHDAY
angioplasty, 2 stents
how many calories is that then
heart attack and straight back to eating lmao
interesting your mind runs to teenage boys innit
dont speak french sorry
why is he eating cheese slabs on meat lol what are those tomatos about
I love my French bf but he's no tarq honestly
Doesn't seem very English
Unironically the best rapper to ever live
I've got 4 gcses mate im not silly
That'll be £75 quid pls m8
I think you mean the Kidnean government
I'm white but I love spices, but only a certain amount. Surely after 4 or 5 different ones you're just creating a bland melange of flavours, like mixing too many colours together will always just give you brown.
Wow, she's literally perfect.
yeah naturally, see
someone from outside of Europe tries to use cheese
looking for love in gateshead
slowthai is better
Sound of the summer
why do whipipo do this??
Mark is livestreaming about his girlfriend who lives in Arizona. This is her:
She's going to break his heart de lads
oh dayum whitey... baka lmao
What's that brown stuff she sprinkled over it at the end?
oh god don't let rorke see this one
you have any lewder ones you could share with us, lad?
you're blogging about a fucking random stranger mate sort your life out
Can just picture this yankposter turning her down at the club in order to put her in her place. your loss la
A girl from gateshead unironically broke my heart
Fucking hell she's not bad for him mind. Doubt she'll bother with that smelly bastard
he never said that
we haven't left
steel industry is over
can't blame him for this one haha
who had to take the picture?
you're mums ashes
it gets worse
can just picture this virgin freak sending this teenage boy hundreds per month on patreon for his semi-nudes
How can he even afford to go to Arizona anyway? Mad.
hate these videos where they think they’re some culinary genius because they used 500 ingredients
Only got this, lad.
Just took this pic
Why is everyone blogging about random slags, sort your lives out
who’s taking these photos?
sorry i can't reciprocate, it seems my ip range is banned from posting pictures
Just seen my friend who is a girls phone and her whatsapp background is my face (doing a funny expression).
Surely that should be a sign that a girl wants to be more than friends? but it's not, why are girls so confusing?
They did a study of 46 Croatian High School students. They asked the students their musical preferences, and then they did an intelligence test. Students who prefered chill instrumental music had the best scores.
I get made fun of for liking classical music, but every study on the topic at least shows correlation between being smart and liking instrumental music. I guess the natural byproduct of being smart is being made fun of by the flat-heads.
Coz I was a cunt and she left me but i loved her mwahahahah
you can tell she's not a trap because she has no fucking clue what guy find sexy
she has qt freet
Westminster voting intentions:
LAB: 29.3% (-11.8)
CON: 24.0% (-19.6)
BREX: 16.0% (+16.0)
LDEM: 13.5% (+5.9)
GRN: 4.9% (+3.2)
CHUK: 3.5% (+3.5)
UKIP: 3.0% (+1.1)
via Britain Elects poll tracker (hi)
Chgs. w/ GE2017 GB-wide results
who do you think? the jews
Diego on a mad one tonight the sad virge
that was really interesting please post more about your thrilling life
not being funny but both french posters itt needs arresting asap
Trying to dox my instagram, lad?
she is legit perfect, narcissism and all
lmao spotted that too
firstly he dumps it in cheese and then he doesn't take the string off when serving it
i know americans like cheese coating everything but I'm sure he makes americans cringe
lol who is diego
how did you do that?
i don't care
he leaves it fucking spinning around onthe end of the string like it's a circus act
On the train and need a piss badly lads
Once some polish reprobates just pissed out the door into the platform when the train stopped. They did get literally kicked off the train for it though
Not sure if they're fake or not, they're from Celeb Jihad.
how are you?
Gonnae have you rolled oot ae here quicker than a sausage pal
thank you for your service
welcome tae scotland
he commented on the “chef”’s video saying a bunch of /brit/ quips and typical english vocabulary
this is possibly the grimmest chef i've seen on instagram - what's with all the nasty processed cheese and random whole tomatoes you put on everything? are supposed to eat all of that including the salad in that pool of grease? lmao, why does this joker have such a large following
having a watch
Low achieving autists
Fourth shower of the day: done
what'll it be bossman
it's bad enough he's putting cheese over steak but it's AMERICAN CHEESE
women need to be told what to do
ghastly brown eyes
member Big Shaq
What's he up to now
did he just use a wooden board to cut meat?
and then serve that abomination on the very same board?
Your mother has brown eyes after she was brown nosing me and it went dodge
Absolutely howling lads
very poor execution there
little friday tomorrow lads
he also didn't season the meat at all and just basically grilled a thick slab of flesh before dunking it in liquid spray cheese
yer da’s a dinner lady
saw mention of something called "the brick video" and now I can't stop thinking about whether I should watch it or not
bad for the skin mate
off to the medium morrisons
Got the skin of a baby.
what's the point in seasoning it when u're gona dunk it in a load of cheese desu.
Dunno ask ye mam
Leftypol must condemn
bit too late for that tim you fat bastard
OI GIVE US A BIT OF LAYLA
would it even be illegal to rape her
pulled better in my dreams mate nothing spesh
More like Deano Rigby
can we take a moment to reflect on the fact that some people sleep with socks on
techno's the best music, simple as
Who you trying to attack here? I'll have you know I used to do that
can we take a moment to reflect on the fact yer da has a beyonce ringtone
ex wouldn't allow me to take my socks off in bed because she hated feet
Horrid little bit of flodge
no it fucking isn't you sad little dipshit. maybe 90's techno was good yeah but modern techno is awful
who’s gonnae be mrdanielwoo’s first follower den de laaaads
little lump on the top of my left bollock not sure if i should be worried about it or not
Trust can be lethal
Good deeds today
Nothing is free
Nothing is borrowed
No one cares about you
Sink in your sorrow
don't know how they hack it mate I've got the fan on, window open all year round I'm that hot. Must just have that warm blood in me
leftypol eating well done steak with american cheese
My ex hated feet too hehe
there are people posting in this thread right now who sleep with their socks on
prefer trance personally
i sleep naked
fuckin ell mate calm down, you've worried me there
maybe 90's techno was good yeah but modern techno is awful
guaranteed this utter clown doesn't know anything about techno regardless of what decade
love when people say shit like "not a whisper of this" when there are plenty of recent articles if you just google his name
even more rich when people in the media say that
rorke eating a bowl of coco pops as his main evening meal
nahhh what’s lovely is running a cosy pair of socks under warm water and slipping them on for the night x
there are people here who are shit in bed
can't stop blasting farts, air fresher expenses are going through the roof, did brexit do this?
nah it's just you lad
what do you hump
need myself a /brit/ girlfriend x
trannies should be killed
there are people here who shit the bed
and they’re easy to spot too, just look for the old star-spangled banner wahey x
t. starfish roastie
She wants a man called Doug
Killed with kindness and acceptance.
why are southern cunts such unbearable munters
this is a thread for the discussion of BRITISH CULTURE, scots is BRITISH CULTURE thank you very much.
not a fucking clue what that means lad
you can't just invent terms and throw them about
met a scouse lad one called Ian Wayne, can you imagine a worse fuckin name
with bullets and blunt instruments
any no mates man in
love girls arseholes. simple as
means you lie in bed doing nowt, vile roastie whore
*shows you to rorke's room*
or if that's not your taste...
*glances across the corridor to a room marked 'leftypol'*
Had a teacher called Richard Head.
when you have sushi do you eat the tails of the shrimp lads?
doing a listen
hmm yes i'll have one large steaming rorke please laddo
there's no females in /brit/ you pillock
tfw NEET but wake up at 6am to get a headstart on the day
got 24 (you)s this thread
been a NEET for nearly 5 months and i'm just about ready for death
danish user is a girl
yes man no remorse, some bird had a go at me for it once, I just like the crunch
we shall see about that
yeah me too
why is it unanimously presumed in society that it is 'moral' not to take another life?
Fucking hell.... check out the saturated fats in that lot. Probably about 800% of recommended daily amount