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OHHHHHHHH FFS RORKE IT'S A WEDNESDAY NIGHT FOR CHRIST'S SAKE
Holy
Fucking
PENG
rorke is a manifestation of your absent father, user.
haven't cried over my ex for two days now
Wonder what that lil chappy from the pengest munch is up to?
ffs rorke its only tuesday evening take your meds!
the gf just posted a new video
and no bruce, she's mine not yours
bleh. I can't handle hot women anymore. just makes me want to slam my head into concrete
WE'RE THE SULTANS OF THE SWING
When will they fucking stop letting autismals on this show?
Also
>gimpcount
no way this wasn't intentional
>7 posts
>3 of them mention Rorke
Toilers really blowing off some steam here. Must have been a hard day in the wage cage.
You reckon it would be easy to get around Germany knowing little to no german in the large cities?
Rorke voting for Brexit? It's like turkeys voting for Christmas....
rorke trying to use his CSCS card to get a student discount in greggs
How the fuck did we measure the distance to the Sun
Science takes the piss sometimes it really does
I am human and I need to be loved
look at all these roasties..
Last I heard of him he was gonna have a program on channel 4 or BBC3 can't remember
Doubt anyone watched it
14 year old girl kills herself after drinking milk to ease her anxiety
Cannae stop laughing. How does he come up with this stuff?
put it in a really big sink and measured how much water was displaced
got rorke a new script of haloperidol for christmas, he's been pretty quiet since, tamed those delusions he has
I am human and I need to be fugged
Didn't realise greggs did student discounts
probably eating fried chicken and smacking his lips that fat little monkey
lmao he's SCOTTISH hahahhahhah
I wouldn't even rape myself
can't be that smart if he's at manny fucking met lmao
This thread is dedicated to british culture
Virtually impossible. Almost nobody speaks English here it's a well known fact, and even if they do they won't just to spite you. I've seen people beaten and chased down the street just for saying "hello"
just checked the archive for yesterday to see if rorke had a day off but nope, he was here spamming this nonsense on christmas bleeeding day
I'm jewish mate
Tonight's scran
They call me the pigman
not necessarily, she was a very cautious girl at the time, quite naive, and i guess i wasn't very pushy.
she had the perfect combination of being extremely pretty, but having lived quite a sheltered childhood/teenage life. got lucky i guess
mentioned
fucking hate how much screentime the inner city negroids of london get
they're not smart, they're not funny
Reckon they should make a levels and gcses harder
Like only the top 0.01% of the population can get an A*
/shit/ is over.
All of Europe is basically in English now. You can go anywhere and as long as there's someone who isn't below 100 IQ in the vicinity you should have no trouble communicating.
weed is evil and destructive. Alcohol is wholesome and community orientated
Trannies should be killed
is it true that he was like 25 but had some medical condition that made him look like a child
spent a lovely christmas with my family
I take it schizo, sicily, 'tismo and rorke have been freaking out here as usual
leftypol doesn't work
rorke works
Bruv I'm Jewish too
I don't get the joke.
agree 2bh
good novel desu terrible blog
Horrible thing to say to be honest
Would someone like to explain to me how the fuck magnets work without any science language
Just in layman's terms please
rorke nailed to the cross on christmas day
Don't wear socks indoors, never have, never will, simple as
Nothing wrong with trannise
nah that'll just encourage schools to use btecs more since it's easier to get higher results in those and it looks better on league tables
or if you're meaning make btecs harder too, you're just going to get lots of angry headteachers banging on your door
yeah like other lad said everywhere speaks english
even the places that don't you can just bother locals until someone who does speak it shows up
going to go smoke a spliff brb
Leftypol wishes it was christmas everyday
This is one of his best, this is.
seeing peter hook and the light this year :)
ah yes a fellow orange/beige/brown eater
99% of the foods I consume are orange, beige or brown and come in similarly coloured packaging
CHRISTMAS FUCKING DAY RORKE
Can't you give your inane ramblings a fucking REST?!?!
baths = Patrician
showers = plebeian
business idea: benis in bagina
is google.fr broken
It's a type of metal that sticks to other metal of a certain type through some sort of invisible magic tractor beam.
>why yes I did do btecs how could you tell
You jammy bastard
:3
he does it again, based
hair reeks of cheetos
fingers glistening with oil
soda stains down my chin
it's gaming time
Thought so
Don't know why STEMfags feel the need to deny magic all the time
leftypol wishes it was ramadan every day
Just arrived in the mail, lads.
Well the grading system of btecs is different so there should be a way of preventing schools from doing that
Kino nail polish color
if t's brown flush it down
You sneaky cunt
thank you thank you. always nice to see my loyal fans out supporting me. Don't worry folks theres more like it to come!
morning /brit/
Hope is the handmaiden of happiness
The joke is they're taking a tweet where he isn't making a joke, and pretending it is funny, to make the point that his regular daily life tweets are as funny as his real tweets.
chuckling to think of the manlet behind this one
almost as if being able to rearrange letters isn't a complete measure of intelligence innit.
would be interested to see what his iq is though.
I asked Feynman this and he completely sperged out at me
those certainly are shoes la
hate trannise
Feasgar math
nah you're attacking this from the wrong angle
scrap league tables and the problems will solve themselves
wow not bad, here's one of mine:
live
laugh
love
just so you lads know all these posts were made by me
thought? tips/ improvements?
or you could put a ready meal in the microwave for 4-and-a-half mins
with one 1 plate and cutlery to wash / chuck in dishwasher
Yes lad yes I do yes I could have cooked spag bol tonight but couldnt be arsed
just heard we got a heckler in the crowd. point him out for security folks and we'll get on with the show
If you think about it electricity is basically just magic under a different name
Think about it, magic is this sort of aura that allows you to do all kinds of crazy stuff. Well electricity and is just that in the real world
How do we deal with universities basically just being businesses now?