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OHHHHHHHH FFS RORKE IT'S A WEDNESDAY NIGHT FOR CHRIST'S SAKE

Holy
Fucking
PENG

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rorke is a manifestation of your absent father, user.

haven't cried over my ex for two days now

Wonder what that lil chappy from the pengest munch is up to?

ffs rorke its only tuesday evening take your meds!

the gf just posted a new video
and no bruce, she's mine not yours

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bleh. I can't handle hot women anymore. just makes me want to slam my head into concrete

WE'RE THE SULTANS OF THE SWING

When will they fucking stop letting autismals on this show?

Also
>gimpcount
no way this wasn't intentional

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>7 posts
>3 of them mention Rorke

Toilers really blowing off some steam here. Must have been a hard day in the wage cage.

You reckon it would be easy to get around Germany knowing little to no german in the large cities?

Rorke voting for Brexit? It's like turkeys voting for Christmas....

rorke trying to use his CSCS card to get a student discount in greggs

How the fuck did we measure the distance to the Sun
Science takes the piss sometimes it really does

I am human and I need to be loved

look at all these roasties..

Last I heard of him he was gonna have a program on channel 4 or BBC3 can't remember
Doubt anyone watched it

14 year old girl kills herself after drinking milk to ease her anxiety

Cannae stop laughing. How does he come up with this stuff?

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put it in a really big sink and measured how much water was displaced

got rorke a new script of haloperidol for christmas, he's been pretty quiet since, tamed those delusions he has

I am human and I need to be fugged

Didn't realise greggs did student discounts

probably eating fried chicken and smacking his lips that fat little monkey

lmao he's SCOTTISH hahahhahhah

I wouldn't even rape myself

can't be that smart if he's at manny fucking met lmao

This thread is dedicated to british culture

Virtually impossible. Almost nobody speaks English here it's a well known fact, and even if they do they won't just to spite you. I've seen people beaten and chased down the street just for saying "hello"

just checked the archive for yesterday to see if rorke had a day off but nope, he was here spamming this nonsense on christmas bleeeding day

I'm jewish mate

Tonight's scran

They call me the pigman

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not necessarily, she was a very cautious girl at the time, quite naive, and i guess i wasn't very pushy.
she had the perfect combination of being extremely pretty, but having lived quite a sheltered childhood/teenage life. got lucky i guess

mentioned

fucking hate how much screentime the inner city negroids of london get
they're not smart, they're not funny

Reckon they should make a levels and gcses harder
Like only the top 0.01% of the population can get an A*

/shit/ is over.

All of Europe is basically in English now. You can go anywhere and as long as there's someone who isn't below 100 IQ in the vicinity you should have no trouble communicating.

weed is evil and destructive. Alcohol is wholesome and community orientated

Trannies should be killed

is it true that he was like 25 but had some medical condition that made him look like a child

spent a lovely christmas with my family

I take it schizo, sicily, 'tismo and rorke have been freaking out here as usual

leftypol doesn't work
rorke works

Bruv I'm Jewish too

I don't get the joke.

agree 2bh

good novel desu terrible blog

Horrible thing to say to be honest

Would someone like to explain to me how the fuck magnets work without any science language
Just in layman's terms please

rorke nailed to the cross on christmas day

Don't wear socks indoors, never have, never will, simple as

Nothing wrong with trannise

nah that'll just encourage schools to use btecs more since it's easier to get higher results in those and it looks better on league tables
or if you're meaning make btecs harder too, you're just going to get lots of angry headteachers banging on your door

yeah like other lad said everywhere speaks english

even the places that don't you can just bother locals until someone who does speak it shows up

going to go smoke a spliff brb

Leftypol wishes it was christmas everyday

This is one of his best, this is.

seeing peter hook and the light this year :)

ah yes a fellow orange/beige/brown eater

99% of the foods I consume are orange, beige or brown and come in similarly coloured packaging

CHRISTMAS FUCKING DAY RORKE
Can't you give your inane ramblings a fucking REST?!?!

baths = Patrician
showers = plebeian

business idea: benis in bagina

is google.fr broken

It's a type of metal that sticks to other metal of a certain type through some sort of invisible magic tractor beam.

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>why yes I did do btecs how could you tell

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You jammy bastard

:3

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he does it again, based

hair reeks of cheetos
fingers glistening with oil
soda stains down my chin
it's gaming time

Thought so
Don't know why STEMfags feel the need to deny magic all the time

leftypol wishes it was ramadan every day

Just arrived in the mail, lads.

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Well the grading system of btecs is different so there should be a way of preventing schools from doing that

Kino nail polish color

if t's brown flush it down

You sneaky cunt

thank you thank you. always nice to see my loyal fans out supporting me. Don't worry folks theres more like it to come!

morning /brit/

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Hope is the handmaiden of happiness

The joke is they're taking a tweet where he isn't making a joke, and pretending it is funny, to make the point that his regular daily life tweets are as funny as his real tweets.

chuckling to think of the manlet behind this one

almost as if being able to rearrange letters isn't a complete measure of intelligence innit.
would be interested to see what his iq is though.

I asked Feynman this and he completely sperged out at me

those certainly are shoes la

hate trannise

Feasgar math

nah you're attacking this from the wrong angle
scrap league tables and the problems will solve themselves

wow not bad, here's one of mine:
live
laugh
love

just so you lads know all these posts were made by me
thought? tips/ improvements?

or you could put a ready meal in the microwave for 4-and-a-half mins

with one 1 plate and cutlery to wash / chuck in dishwasher

Yes lad yes I do yes I could have cooked spag bol tonight but couldnt be arsed

just heard we got a heckler in the crowd. point him out for security folks and we'll get on with the show

If you think about it electricity is basically just magic under a different name
Think about it, magic is this sort of aura that allows you to do all kinds of crazy stuff. Well electricity and is just that in the real world

How do we deal with universities basically just being businesses now?