/dixie/ Southern US & Friends

my annoying friend called me a second time, i didnt pick up
he left a message saying ''may god damn a friend like you >:m'' which hurt for a second but maybe he shouldnt be so shit at making conversation

What the HECK did you mean by this

boy that bridge be getting gayraped

l a n g u e d o c

dakota do a funny thing im bored

youtube.com/watch?v=pWgYaH9fxtU

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With no reason
It's perfect when you know the terrain and I am autistic about knowing the terrain of this area

One of the main highway bringing in hordes of northern Euros tour*st and cargo trucks to the Med coast and Spain suddenly turned into an uneasy, downhill snake like road, as it dropped down a limestone plateau, crossed right in the middle of a small town, and then ascended again to another stone plateau with a similar tortuous road.
Horrendous pollution and nuisance
A bridge makes perfect sense since it's a river valley down below, it just happens to be a very large one.

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I like dis.

im glad i can always trust in you bud

boyah thats one wonderous bridge

Yeah even if there were other solutions I'm ok with this. A few clouds make everything look better tho
Also it's still possible to take the road down below, it's just not as jammed as before and devoid of trucks

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God bless /Dixiethread/! To lurk and post in /Dixie/!

hey thats actually pretty good

we can make like nifty editions like
look awaay
look awaaay
look awaay
/dixie/thread

I like dis.

YEE
LOOKING FOR DUBS THE ARKANSANS GOT EM
IN THE 404ING THREAD FORGOTTEN
LOOK AWAY
LOOK AWAY
LOOK AWAY
/DIXIE/THREAD

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fug

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dont try it too hard

ok

Oh no! Now you asked for it /Ottoman/

Oh, I wish I was in the thread of cotton,
Old posts there are not forgotten, Cinnamon seed and sandy bottom,
Bump away, Bump away, Bump away /Dixiethread/.

In /Dixiethread/, where I shitpost in,
early on one frosty mornin',
Bump away, Bump away, Bump away /Dixiethread/.

I wish I could post in /Dixie/, Hooray! Hooray!
In /Dixiethread/ I'll take my stand
to live and get banned in /Dixie/.
Away, away, away Bump up in /Dixie/.
Away, away, away Bump up in /Dixie/

Ole Missus marry "Will the weaver"
user was a gay deceiver
Bump away! Bump away! Bump away!
/Dixiethread/

But when he put his arm around 'er,
He smiled fierce as a forty pounder,
Bump away! Bump away! Bump away!
/Dixiethread/

His meme was sharp as a butcher's cleaver
But that did not seem to grieve 'er
Bump away! Bump away! Bump away!
/Dixiethread/

Ole Missus acted the foolish part
And died for a user that broke her heart
Bump away! Bump away! Bump away!
/Dixiethread/

Now here's a health to the next ole /thread/
An' all the anons that want to kiss us;
Bump away! Bump away! Bump away!
/Dixiethread/

But if you want to post'way sorrow
Come and read this post tomorrow
Bump away! Bump away! Bump away!
/Dixiethread/

There's buckwheat cakes and Injun batter,
Makes you fat or a little fatter
Bump away! Bump away! Bump away!
/Dixiethread/

Then hoe it down and scratch your gravel,
To Dixie's /Thread/ I'm bound to travel,
Bump away! Bump away! Bump away!
/Dixiethread/

Deep down inside we are all /Dixie/ or do we just want to go with the wind?

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hurrah hurrah
for /dixie/thread we take our stand

you got a real ring to your music mister

blessed post

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Thanks y'all!

Turcy są śródziemnomorskimi Rzymianami

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Pluję i gówno na grób Macona

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best post this year. calling it now.

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is it everyone's bedtime already?

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playing an autism sim

HAPPENING
hope our okies are ok

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based

oh.
oh no! I love the okies too. sweet folks

>arkansas river flooding an oklahoman city
is this the true power of the ozarks?!

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alas

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What did Oklahoma ever do to deserve this

oy vey the fire was too hot in the oven i had to flee south

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

nothing, it's just their lot

excellent, stimulating post.

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>be average millennial white collar worker
>live in suburb of medium sized US city
>get job offer in NYC/SF/London/[insert any overpriced city]
>"dude this pays so much more money than what I'm doing now whoa"
>move to overpriced city
>pay more money to live in smaller space
>everything is twice as expensive
>having higher salary is completely cancelled out by the increase in cost of living
>essentially, live the same life as before except more crowded, polluted, and dangerous
>"HA, I've finally made it!"
>call anybody that laughs at you for doing all of this poor
imagine being this much of a normie corporate prostitute

would rather just stick to being a regular prostitute

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

if you can avoid taxes you will definitely come out ahead. heard the irs was going after hoes tho.

you can unironically make as much money as you want operating a residential mowing business and never have to pay a dime in taxes

hell ye

>5 american dollars for a tab of lsd and an xtc pill
love this free market you fellows have

>druggies
yikes!

Bee sting

>two barges broke loose
Well, someone's losing their job

I'd be hesitant to take five dollar party drugs. seems like a great way to get date raped by the gays

thats why i take them alone

i'll get back on the shine soon i promise

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

waddafuck you guys have to worry about shit like that lol
mad

holy moly!

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ok, I ate some scramble and my tummy is ready for the day

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!!!!!!!!

ah fuck u

First time that I saw a qt ride a tram
It's always some fat fuck or a depressed grandma

Hello friend

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Hello bud

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Those are some nice tablecloths must say

I had never really looked at them before but yes
Since all my meal involve bread it keeps the crumbs out of table
I shake it down outside the window when I'm done and it's a meal for insects and birds

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God I should really read my posts twice before posting
I swear I know how to speak English properly

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made sense to me

It's understandable but I forget whole words because of how fast I type, as well as plurals

Managed to take a pic of the angry cat outside

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It okei, we non americans understand eachother's broken english

alpha

Without a doubt

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give him some tuna

He skidaddled soon after spotting me and I don't have tuna
I have rollmops but it's heavy on the vinegar

Did you died?

Little bitch couldn't even jump two stories high so no
But I wouldn't say that to his face

you can wash it off

I'll put a plate on the edge of the window when I'll be downstairs

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F I E R C E

oh

say

can

stupid sharts

ded thred

Why do Americans

Wow I never knew the proper lyrics

Is it normal to eat green pepper for breakfast

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Go out and spread the word

sausage mcgriddle and a chocolate milk before work

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