This is the skull of an American, cut and painted, we use it to eat rice on special occasions
Sometimes I wonder who he was, maybe just some farmers boy, and now I've got my chopsticks rattling around his brain-case
Life is funny like that isn’t it?
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Have some respect for the dead, Nguyen.
whatever mohammad
enjoy you're mcdonalds in saigon, cultural victory bitch
>fits in your palm
dont think thats an american skull bro
What's wrong with that?
Jokes on you I love McDonalds
>supposedly win
>still munch on stale rice, dreading famine and plague-carrying rats
Life sure is funny
Based.
Cringe.
Rice is good though
And no one is starving here
Economy is good so I've got no complaint
>Have some respect for the dead, Nguyen.
GIs took human trophies all the time in the Pacific and Vietnam
>asians
>human
They recruited blacks and poor people mostly for the viet war
So you're eating out of black persons skull lol
the skull is small enough to match american brain measurements
I know your economy is good.
It's so good, some of your relatives probably have been involved in making shoes I wear daily.
is america swadia then?
My family is a military/political family
Im a Cadet rn since I'm still in college
Don't pretend Russia is some heaven lol
I know plenty of Russians who come here with their trophy wives to escape
Wow I didn't thought Nģuyens could get to Jow Forums, is that allowed, comrade?
*ends entire Vietnamese lineages*
lmao pranked
>military
A bunch of bushmen with spears and bows don't constitute military, brotha.
I'm not even pretending Russia is such a wealthy place. That's the beauty of it. I'm a cheap ass student with a cheap ass wardrobe, and even I live a better life than you do.
Yes thats china that cant use the internet
Nice, is all your internet that free?
How about a bit of respect for the living.
based, y*nkoids deserve to be mocked
kek
Idk why you say so, my life is very good and my family is wealthy with lots of connections
Being military here is a pre-requisite for any government position
yellow chink
brown chink
all same chink
That's rich coming from a n abo
We shoot the sick, the young, the lame,
We do our best to maim,
Because the kills all count the same,
Napalm Sticks To Kids.
Napalm son is lots of fun,
Dropped in a bomb or shot from a gun,
It gets the gooks when on the run,
Napalm Sticks To Kids.
Drop some napalm on a farm,
It won’t do them any harm,
Just burn off their legs and arms,
Napalm Sticks To Kids.
Children sucking on a mother’s tit,
Wounded gooks down in a pit,
Dow Chemical doesn’t give a shit,
Napalm Sticks To Kids.
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>eating from a brain case
>not drinking from an entire cranium
According to my grandfather he was a white man, young guy probably a teenager.
Actually blacks have a good reputation here in terms of being soldiers, they were seen as very strong, honest, and brave which was respected by people.
He told me once about how he and another soldier came across some crashed chopper with a still living black guy inside, he was injured with no weapons but it still took like 4 guys to eventually take him down.
He compared it to hunting a buffalo
>Have some respect for the dead, Nguyen.
NAPALM’D
Holy fucking BASED
>I've got my chopsticks rattling around his brain-case
ah you fucking cunt you got me there
Flying low across the trees, pilots doing what they please, dropping frags on refugees.
Napalm sticks to kids!
It made us feel so good inside when strong men wept and the women cried, but what we really liked is the children cried.
Napalm sticks to kids!
See that family over there? Watch me get 'em with a pair! Blood and guts just everywhere!
Napalm sticks to kids!
Wow nice war crime story.
depends
you still get in trouble for saying certain things, but this is mostly only on Vietnamese language sites, if I go on English sites and speak in English no one cares usually
but anyway I'm a good citizen with strong connections and I love Bác Hồ
listening to that song was sort of a bummer. the guy sounds dead inside.
ahhhhhhhhhh no my American ass is on fire!
>Geneva convention, whats that??
LOH's out to have a blast,
drop some peon kids enmasse,
send the remains to the Chief of Staff!
Napalm sticks to kids!
Oxcarts rolling down the road,
peasants with a heavy load,
they're all VC when the bombs explode.
Napalm sticks to kids!
Yeah I don't know what that is but pretty cool, I like the idea of chinks eternally salty from Vasednam
Flying low and feeling mean,
see that family by the stream?
Drop some Napalm hear 'em scream.
Napalms sticks to kids!
>having respect
>for amerigoy soldiers
only amerilards have respect for them. THe rest of the world shits on them. Tfou!
redpilled
Imagine all that wasted ordinance, and still losing
Now imagine being on patrol and falling into this thing, and the rain and insects dig into your wounds as the rain pours down on top of you.
I think it would be pretty based to have your bones made into something. Think about it, normally you're either rotting in the ground or turned into ash, either way there's no use for you. But if your skull is made into a ricebowl you're still useful 50 years after you've died.
Imagine you're some 19-year-old yank kid, but you got caught up in a boomer genocide and sent off to fight a bunch of gooks in some jungle for a war nobody back home believes in. Now you've been killed by a chink while you're still practically a kid, the only result of your death is that your family back home grieves for you. Every night your mother cries herself to sleep, wondering how this could've happened, wondering why this had to happen to her baby. Your father is reduced to a near catatonic state, he can barely pull his own weight at work. Sure, his boss won't fire him, how can he be expected to work? But at some point he realizes he has a business to run, and threatens to fire your father unless he gets back to normal. But he can't. He can't when every happy parent is a reminder. He can't when everytime he goes home he notices there's an eternal dread suffocating the place. He can't because every night, on the way to his room, he has to turn his head to avoid looking at your room, untouched since your departure. You were such a good boy, always did your school work and had many friends. But now you're gone, all that remains of you is the baseball medals and books collecting dust in your room, not even a grave to visit or an urn to embrace. Reaching the door to his bedroom, he can hear the muffled sound of his beloved wife crying. He can't even look her in the eye anymore. Hell, he can't remember the last time they spoke. He never sleeps in the same room as her anymore, let alone the same bed. Part of him wants to try, but really it's an excuse to look at your room on the way there. Maybe you'll be in there this time.
At least now you get to be a badass rice bowl.
S E E T H I N G
wtf i love vietnam now
sounds viet
Most of these are just pig traps people use for hunting, repurposed for hunting larger game
>tfw you can live your skull in your will in your state
don't think I can leave anything else but I'll leave it for one of my bros
all that creativity wasted on making my shoes
>tfw you replay Vietcong and imagine wasting gook after gook with your boomer bros
user you paint a haunting image
do americans really do this
im pretty sure that it's called the john mccain experience
b&r
keep imagining gayboi
>not pulling a colonel kurtz and having a viet cult and harem
Who lost? Our government didn't collapse twice in a row.
lost saigon though
seething MUTTs
>"amelican skull nice to eat lice, vely vely nice bowl"
>"me vely, vely nice militaly family, vietnam stlong"
>Probs texts this from a phone he stole from a tourist
>Wishes he was able to move to a country that actually has a working infrastructure
I lol'd
This just proves that blacks are better than whites
Black men are usually taller, more confident, women know they have bigger dicks. And they're more masculine. No girl wants some pale feminine white boy, especially a blonde white boy. I'm gay but I have convinced many of my girlfriends that they should try a black guy, because I'm with one now and it's the best sex ever.A lot of women i know usually keep a black guy on the side. I'm gay so we do girl talk. It's 2019, and white boys are at home playing video games and not making an effort to start relationships. Black men are the definition of confidence, masculinity, and pleasure. White women won't and don't miss you.
they can make l and r sounds though
That’s pretty cool user. I have a necklace my grandpa made out of Vietnamese teeth. I’ll try and grab a picture next time I visit him.
No you dont, you fat mutt
well anyway we have to apologize for vietnam
That’s pretty rude my man.
Based
Cringe
that's metal af
based vietbro
that's pretty cool
any other war time stories?
>t.
Cope
they could've been doing some wartime buddhist shit with others
why is leaving my skull a cope?
American soldiers never knew anything about honour.
Why should anyone respect a dead american?
user you have really a scary imagination.
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Ahmed, go to bed again. You are still drunk and no one is interested in your bbc fantasies. And also: most blacks here in Germany are not very smart. Besides you I know some in person, and no one is gay of them. This bbc larping is annoying and not even funny even more.
christ is there anything about americans these third worlders won't obsess about
recycling is pretty respectful
bruh
that's beyond fucking retarded. a caucasian skull would fetch thousands to a collector or medical school. they sell at far higher prices than skulls from india or china. what the fuck are you doing. be a little more financially responsible
Actual cringe
Based
please delete this so you do not scare me or my fellow americans
Haha imagine if you took a shit on his bones
Stop fucking lying sexpat
just post some pics of the inhumane weapons we used to tear up these chinks
Stars and stripes beats hammer and sickle.
>implying the saudis or israelis would get STRIPED
They both are.
holy fucking cringe
hate russhittians
my fav is the shotguns we used in WW1 to tear up krauts
i mean just look at the bayonet jesus