ITT: Jow Forums in 1917

*cracks knuckles*

The jig's up, Hans.

Who knows lad, maybe when this is over we'll force the bastards to give you some land, eh?

Strange. Why is the USA supporting the tyranncial evil empire that used to enslave Americans just 150 years ago?

>Sinking civilian ships
I seriously hope you guys don't do this.

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Woodrow Wilson was the worst president this country had

I think the shell shock is getting to you, Clive.

Yeah but that quote "war to end all wars" is a great one, hopefully those Germans have learnt their lesson! The French built a massive fortress outside the Rhine! We're saved!

Fuck women, it was All MEN are created equal, not all MEN AND WOMEN

>Purchasing tickets to a British warship that carries weapons and supplies to the UK
Shiggy

>lying to civilians about the military status of a ship to trick them into acting as human shields
Americans and Brits are subhumans

Shut it, bosche. Say that to my trenchline.

>The draft system implemented by the Wilson Administration was carefully planned out and avoided most of the blunders that affected Civil War conscription. Still, many ancient problems lingered--for example, nobody knew exactly how many munitions US industry could produce. With the Civil War more than half a century in the past, few Americans living in 1917 had any experience with war other than the brief conflict with Spain. Army officers had little experience handling anything bigger than the regimental level. Weapons were outdated and many dated well back into the previous century.

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Fuck this imperialist war

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fuck, i'm poor as fuck, fuck
*dies*

>not a single Russian flag in here

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*dies*

Well it's only 77 more years until Justin Bieber is born. Enjoy it while it lasts.

Did I remind you that seizing the United Fruit Company's property and going on strike isn't very nice?

ATCHOOOOOO

sorry

Its okay Spain, you did a FEW things in WW1.

Alright, fine. I'll change my surname from Brunner to Brown. Just stop throwing rotten fruit at the window of my barbershop. Yeesh.

Thinking I might join the “Industrial Workers of the World” they seem pretty cool

>anglo subhumans
katsap*

I stand with Finland. Death to the bolsheviks

I say I'm awfully worried about this socialist nonsense. The working class taking over our constitutional Monarchy? Tosh, I say. I'll be voting Tory as per usual.

This. Last I heard the workers were rioting here, I hope we don't end up like Russia.

Liberty Cabbage formerly sauerkraut.

i hate the french so very much!

WHY DID YOU INVADE BELGIUM

WE COULD HAVE BEEN FRIENDS

Great World Series win, Sox, but the other, better Chicago team will totally be back at the top next year.

Based

US, kill feminism, dont let them have any power, dont let males with vaginas become normal

LET'S AVENGE THE RAPE OF BELGIUM AND THE WOMEN AND CHILDREN ON THE LUSITANIA THAT WENT INTO THE DRINK

NOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T DELIBERATELY SPREAD H1N1 INFLUENZA

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Unless you're one of those /x/fags who thinks the Zimmerman Telegram was forged by the British Foreign Office to provoke the US into entering the war.

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lmoa 3 european "great powers" and their colonies can't beat the BVLGARIAN BVLL

I heard the huns use saber bayonets on people and the Kaiser personally flew a zeppelin over an orphanage in France and dropped poison gas on it. Some guy outside the British Embassy in DC was handing out pamphlets that said this, so it's gotta be true.

Come at me bro

Johnny, get your gun
Get your gun, get your gun
Take it on the run
On the run, on the run
Hear them calling, you and me
Every son of liberty
Hurry right away
No delay, go today
Make your daddy glad
To have had such a lad
Tell your sweetheart not to pine
To be proud her boy's in line

OVER THERE! OVER THERE!
Send the word, send the word over there -
That the Yanks are coming!
The Yanks are coming!
The drums rum-tumming
Everywhere
So prepare, say a prayer
Send the word, send the word to beware
We'll be over, we're coming over
And we won't come back till it's over
OVER THERE!

Johnny, get your gun
Get your gun, get your gun
Johnny show the Hun
Who's a son of a gun
Hoist the flag and let her fly
Yankee Doodle do or die
Pack your little kit
Show your grit, do your bit
Yankee to the ranks
From the towns and the tanks
Make your mother proud of you
And the old Red, White and Blue

OVER THERE! OVER THERE!
Send the word, send the word over there -
That the Yanks are coming!
The Yanks are coming!
The drums rum-tumming
Everywhere
So prepare, say a prayer
Send the word, send the word to beware
We'll be over, we're coming over
And we won't come back till it's over
OVER THERE!

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My dear, what does a lady know about politics? The damsels think they have the brain capacity to actually vote or do anything but tend to a kitchen stove.

youtube.com/watch?v=FsynSgeo_Uo
It's a long way to Tipperary lads

*dies of plague*

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so what the fuck are we gonna export now that germs created synthetic saltpeter. i literally can't find a job now

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You think the French ladies will appreciate some dark chocolate?

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can't wait to get Constantinople back

All three of your brothers are dead, you have PTSD that will affect you for the rest of your life, and colonial soldiers from Gabon are doing your gf while you're sitting in a muddy hole surrounded by bloated corpses.

Such is life.

>hurrrr the right to vote is a liberty!!! Im being OPPRESSSEDDDDDDD!
Disgusting. Universal suffrage was a mistake, the states had it right in 1800

Technically speaking, women could vote in about 20 states at the time. The XIX Amendment just made it national.

Join the bloody war you frenchies

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Usa produces 436,480,000,00 pounds of potatoes per year on 1 million acres or 1562 sq miles enough to feed 298,958,904 population yearly

It was said that Wilson was not a great enthusiast of women's suffrage and his daughters mainly talked him into it.

We declared independence, making us an independent republic.

>The people of Finland have by this step taken their fate in their own hands; a step both justified and demanded by present conditions. The people of Finland feel deeply that they cannot fulfil their national and international duty without complete sovereignty. The century-old desire for freedom awaits fulfilment now; Finland's people step forward as a free nation among the other nations in the world. (...) The people of Finland dare to confidently await how other nations in the world recognize that with their full independence and freedom, the people of Finland can do their best in fulfilment of those purposes that will win them a place amongst civilized peoples.

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ebin

Enjoy your last remaining year of Greater Hungary. :^)

>in their shortsightedness, the Germans shipped Lenin to Russia in an armored traincar, thinking he'd probably be overthrown in a couple of months but last just long enough to make peace with Germany and get Russia out of the war

The USA is currently using 431,065,950 acres for agriculture if it were repurposed for potatoes then it could produce 32,325,000,000,000 pounds of potatoes yearly if each acre produced 75000 pounds of potatoes yearly it could feed 22,140,410,958 population yearly of each eating 4 pounds of potatoes a day

Fuck I hate that faggot Wilson. He campaigned on "he kept us out of the war" in 1914 and here we are breaking the monroe doctrine, as well as the basic warning of Washington's farewell address. Fucking war mongering """progressives"""

EMPIRE OF JAPAN GET OUT REEEEEE

You belong in jail, Germ lover.

What's the war like over there?
I just signed up and am going to into training tomorrow?
Is it like the civil war?
How big are the cavalry charges?
Will we get to burn down cities?
Is it really that bad?

Guys I want to know if I've made a bad decision or not.

Well the recruiter told me it was really fun, I'm arriving in france tomorrow. Wish me luck lads

>recruiter
Ain't nobody volunteering for the British army by 1917, there's only forced conscription now.

If we don't get over there and stop the Kaiser, he'll hop, jump, and skip right across the Atlantic and we'll have those spike-helmeted bastards in NYC.

>shotguns are unhuman
>gassing soldiers and killing belgian and human civilians is not

OH GOD OH FUCK WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THIS ISN"T AT ALL LIKE WHAT THE RECRUITER TOLD ME IT WAS GOING TO BE LIKE

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IL PIAVE MORMORAVA CALMO E PLACIDO AL PASSAGGIO
DEI PRIMI FANTI IL 24 MAGGIO

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The US Army didn't play an active part in the 1917 campaigns, they were just getting troops there and training/equipping them. Not until the fall months was there any significant amount of American troops in France. In fact even the spring 1918 fighting was still mostly just British and French troops, the US Army didn't get into the action until the summer offensives.

:^) (^:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battles_of_the_Isonzo

Lmao germanoids tried sending us a letter so that we could help them in their autistic war. We are too busy killing workers and farmers.

That's why some people wonder if the British Foreign Office didn't forge the Zimmerman Telegram to get the US to declare war on Germany. It seems bewildering in retrospect that Berlin would be dumb enough to think Mexico especially at that particular point in time could be of any help.

:)

CAAARLLOOOS

>The Kerensky Offensive beginning July 1 managed to gain some initial success as the Austrian army was taken by surprise by a prolonged Russian artillery bombardment. Although the Russians managed to roll back the weak Austrian forces, they soon encountered stiff resistance from the much more formidable German army. By July 16, the offensive had completely collapsed and Russian soldiers were throwing down their weapons and refusing to fight anymore. Within the following week, the Central Powers had driven forward 240 miles into Russian territory, only inadequate logistics prevented them from advancing further.

Oh boy I sure do love drinking mate peacefully with my new Russian and Lebanese neighbours

Didn't this happen because they allowed soldiers to form committees and discuss whether or not they wanted to obey officers' orders or not?

dubs and Germany surrenders tomorrow