>tfw no ugly best friend gf edition
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Damn that reminds me of my old uni house
I'm not going to ask.
I hope a condom was pinned to the notice board
bit my tongue
shagged this without a condom, my mate reckons i should get tested
Bit of a strange film 28 days later
she had jizz on her lip
your mate has the right idea
how
Reminds me of the living room specifically, the lay out is pretty much dead on. Girls used to come around a lot since my room mates were good looking
YEEEEEEEAAAHHH OKAY
Rorke is right. Trannies support the destruction of western civ. Funny how they try to COPE with the birmingham protesters. Oh, so you support gay rights and gender equality? But you also want to import millions of 3rd world muzzies? Well uhhh.... good luck with that you horrible shitters
grim
True. Its editing is a bit odd but thats because it was reasonably low budgeted and stuff, must of the money was spent on hiring locations.
gf just sent me this
okay now THIS is based
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American sports btfo forever
How much did it cost them to hire out London?
Yeah probably should tbf
invoking shub-niggurath
It's so weird not being depressed. I actually thought fantasising about killing myself was normal for the last 4 years.
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neither of those are ugly
surely she didnt post this on her social media
baffling
she looks like the archetypal type to not shave under her arms but in the pic she has
It's like an optical illusion
yeh bits of it seem really low budget
What kind of music fits the mood and tone of the art of Moebius?
Post link recommendations
>4 years
did you bully her about her tattoos? I usually do when I sleep with girls with them.
what stopped lad
you on drugs?
Dune OST
gonna post more Moebius stuff
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what happened to make it go away?
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the scene when they are in that corner shop i thought was really weird
did quite enjoy the loli rape narrative tho
Weird how people are so scared of death, especially depressed atheist teenagers. Just do it, no harm no foul. Of course they don't really believe that, they are scared of death and even the possibulity of hell, as well as Christian ethics, they just obsess over it as an effete rapproachment against the rest of the world. "Fuck you. Now you'll wish you didn't reject me"
Must of been at least a million or more. They even hired attractive models to tell commuters to fuck off somewhere else because attractive women would sway them more than others.
do these girls also like feet? does it exist girls with foot fetish?
ye
gf wouldn't leave mine alone
always asking to rub them at the end of the day
always licking them "as a joke"
she couldn't leave them alone
I wouldn't let her have access to my feet when she pissed me off (which was often) and she eventually left me
Holy Wisdom Shit Balls
that's her own foot man
I'll check this out now
Been a while since I watched Dune so I can't remember if the soundtrack is good or not
Might just rewatch the film this weekend
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Listening to the charlatans
What battles have your family fought in, lads?
Pic related.
mental that, did she want you to lick her feet?
Despite Brexit
>sleep with girls
>usually
>tfw no feet fetish gf
know someoen who looks like him and he pulls fit birds too
how? why?
I reckon I'll pull if I get tinder. Just need to shape my beard up nice at a barber but I am too scared to go to one
Brexit hasn't happened yet (it won't)
have sex
Outlaws on the runnnn
Britain will always survive economically in that regard, Britain isn't suddenly going to become poverty ridden London is a bloody powerhouse.
With Pete it's a case of Ariana announcing to the world that he's got a big cock, so now every single celeb woman wants a piece of that
i go to a woman, the best part is when she touches my ears with her warm hands
Another hot take. People who mourn their loved one's passing obsessively do so because they miss them out of greed, not because they feel sorry for them--since they inevitably believe they are in heaven or there is no afterlife. A more appropriate attitude, especially for devout christians and muslims, would be "good for them, they are in heaven. I will miss them but get over myself". Like how the Knight in MacBeth responded to his son's death in act V.
you know what they say lad you either have it (me) or you dont (you)
Sterling did fall a tad bit after the referendum I must say, which a lot of people made a fuss about, one guy I knew threatened to leave the country and move to bloody austria of all places.
Hon.
Hon.
Hon.
goodness gracious no
Brian Eno mate
enough said
What about Japanese people who don't have the cultural background of Abrahamic religion
They're all Turkish or Pakistani. Need to up my Arabic before I go to one and not sound like a filthy kuffar and so they give me a good shave
Sterling only fell because he was hacked down van dijk
alright, never knew anything about foot fetishists other than that they post feet.
neither turkey nor pakistan use arabic
Or you could just... grow a nice beard, not a patchy shit one mind you, but getting a real one takes time.
Why are you laughing?
Your country wouldn't understand economic success if it liberated you from the Nazis
Define hell, and I mean your hell, not Dante's one
They use Arabic buzzwords though wallah
They have some version of the afterlife for honorable warriors, at least that's what was implied by the movie Letters from Iwo Jima. If you believe in no afterlife it's pretty obviously not a bad thing, being dead, except for the living remnants.
bird on the right would get destroyed filthy little slut
god i wish that were me
I shave every 2 or 3 months. Never looks good
>guys what if..
>guys
>what if...
>people need shit
>i know right
>what if people need shit
>and...
>WE
>use the internet
>to get it for them
instant billionaires
>movies are real life
vintage american
Separation from god, endless torture. That's the biblical hell. Islam has it even worse, as do many other religions like Greek paganism and Egyptian. I don't believe in an afterlife
Isn't it weird how we don't say y'all
I've heard people start to say dude, awesome, totally - pretty much every other yankism
But we have resisted y'all
Why is that y'all?
Brexit hasn't happened yet
classic eno toon for the real players
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>the guardian/the BBC is real life
Further from the truth than any Eastwood production.
My country embodies humankind's history, you wouldn't be here puking your felony if it wasn't for the french kingdom you ingrate greasy skank
You'd think Mcdonalds would make their own delivery service rather than getting some (not entirely trustworthy) people like UBER to do it for them.
Y'all is the most useful as well as no alternative exists
You's or some variant is used elsewhere or "guys"
Might go travelling
haha mate have you talked to any young female or queeroid nowadays
they all say it
y'all is an accented colloquialism, its like how we say arse instead of the american pronunciation. We'll never go that disgustingly far to use american accented words.
they realised that their food tastes (more)disgusting 5 minutes after being served
Y A N K E D
you should come visit me