/balk/ - Balkan thread

lmao, our kalashnik factory got caught selling contraband to ISIS, so if they can get it, it's prob easier for swedecucks

No. Maybe in places like Kosovo or backwater rural shitholes, but it's definitely not widespread or common in Croatia.
You can get a gun illegally, but you can do that anywhere in Europe.
Legally it's near impossible.
I'm sure some boomers have illegal weapons from the war.

Why are Romanian women so hot

>your region

nice meme

I bought a few AK’s in Macedonia. It’s not that hard.

Obviously you can get a gun illegally. There's no place on Earth where you can't get a gun illegally. Is it easy? Probably if you know exactly where to look or have connections. If you're a shut in NEET it's difficult unless you order online.

bongland is full of turks, how does it not happen

He just needs to make friends with any Balkanite in Sweden and he has a connection right there. Friend of a friend or some sort will let him buy inventory.

hopefully I will be able to find an AK the next years, it's probably not that hard here

lol

How tall are you? Aren't Balkanites usually pretty tall?

185cm manlette here

taller than you mehmet

Shorter than you Hafthor

who tf dares LARP as me
good job tricking effendi
btw not everyone who says "nigger" is OBSESSED

tf are you even talking about?

saved

who are you?

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that's a boy isn't it

no, that's a tatar

a greek boy

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shows you how important skull shape is

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not if it holds a big jewish brain able to trick all the dumb dumbs around it. fits the soyjak like a glove though.

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the memes are real

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iska6 li da se vozi6 v moqta kola

mama mi kaza da ne si govorq s bulgari

>womens

Macedonia is Central European death to eastern/balkanfags we are Central

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based macedonian and albanian paypigs

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>loldova

>There are balkanians here who can speak Russian unironically

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What would you say do Albanians like to talk about the most?

How are we so much whiter than Shitaliens if we are on the geographic level of South Italy?

Brown midgets: youtube.com/watch?v=rRD3d9QF97I

Macedonian aryans: youtube.com/watch?v=n0HiGZ_scak

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the power of nitpicking

youtube.com/watch?v=tbnVmL5MGxg

BWACKED

Why do tatars use autistic latin to translate their gay words like "tsvetlana" instead of "svetlana" or "voditsi" instead of "Vodici" .

I hate white "people" so much

> "tsvetlana" = "svetlana"
wat

btw fuck that пyткa мъpшaвa pycкa

>wat
nvm

Aren't you superwhite tho

Congratulations shqips serbs would never invest 1 billion euros on a road if you stayed in serbia, it would get sucked in belgrade, bravo on independence

youtube.com/watch?v=P5VJyAnXXOI

fuck b*lgrade

black skin
black eyes
black hair
black heart

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I (not OBSESSED) nclude nigger in every other sentence or so.

nigger

black dildo in the ass

god damn you all are dumber than the average bugar

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average bulgar isn't even dumb now if you said average shqip that would insulting

>95 IQ
>not borderline unable to perform basic tasks

>if you said average shqip that would insulting
I still consider you retards to be humans, so that's why that comparison wouldn't work

хaхaхa кoлкy cмeшнo
e пa e oвдje e вpaтaтa
ajдe бeгaj oдтyкa ти eбaм мajкaтa

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Δεν μιλάω Μαkεδονιkά της Ανατολής

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Eби я cтaтиcтикaтa

Hямa дa хoдя извън бaлк / твa e мoят гeнepaл

>below 100
>unable to learn from written materials

OHHHHHHHH NO NO NO

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Slut and cockfit

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You do realize most IQ averages on maps take away like 20 points from the individual tests people make, so if a country has 97 average on a map most people have tested like 127 or if it has 110 most people test over 130-140

*have tested 117

american army has done a study years ago and decided that the minimum iq required for joining is 83. below that they can't perform basic army duties. considering the "basic army duties" are pretty grug-tier, i wonder how someone who isn't able to perform them even functions.

> ...aiming and pointing a rifle, or throwing a grenade, might seem like a simple task, but it's also easy to screw up by pointing at the wrong point, requires fast reflexes (reflexes are one of the most consistent correlations with intelligence), memory for procedures like stripping, the ability to read ammo box labels or orders (as one Marine drill instructor noted), and 'common sense' like not indulging in 'practical jokes' by tossing grenades at one's comrades and forgetting to remove the fuse -
> ...Robert McNamara Lyndon Johnson's "Project 100,000" idea to kill two birds with one stone by drafting recruits who were developmentally disabled, unhealthy, evil, or just too dumb to be conscripted previously: ...use the military to educate the least fortunate and give them a leg up as part of the Great Society's faith in education to eliminate individual differences
> ... in swinging from monkey bars, they would try to swing one bar at a time, coming to a halt each time; in running an obstacle course, they would have to pause in front of each arrow and think about what an arrow meant before understanding which direction to go, costing them too much time to ever beat the deadline; they would insist on throwing grenades like a baseball directly to the target, not understanding that throwing up in a parabola would gain them the necessary distance; and in the mile run, they would sprint as fast as possible at the start and be surprised when they became utterly exhausted long before the finish line.
> ...another wandered away from an ambush and wandering back, was killed by his squad; while yet another almost shot his commander with a LAW rocket when startled; another did kill his commander while on guard duty when he forgot to ask for the password before shooting; another forgot to put his rifle safety on (shooting a squad mate in the foot, who died); another tripped a booby-trap while not paying attention

pish pish vroom vroom : )

>american army has done a study years ago and decided that the minimum iq required for joining is 83

They didn't mind them dumb back in the 1970s

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>pish pish
spotted the underage ex-yu autist

>spotted the underage ex-yu autist
but that's all of them

average age of /ex-yu/ is 17

What happens to the ex-yu guys once they become adults?

oohooohooooo

i didn't know everyone in europe was in the 90th percentile

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They become magyarbey

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I expect him to quote your post with his usual "kys animetard" greeting

yeah, quite like magyarbey

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and he'd be saying "kys" to the wrong lad

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post news article about that cocalar who was making alcohol out of fermented animal feces

I honestly haven't heard of anyone doing that on the news. Fruits are too cheap to be making alcohol out of shit. Usually Russians do that during times of shortage and crisis.

>vin din fecale

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get in here niggers

That's japanese/Korean tradition senpai. Thanks for ruining my appetite. My stomach feels like a spun dog rn

i only get in your mothers pussy

LMAOOO KIDD

Based Romania knows where the future is.

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Bulgarians don't dissapoint with their Russia love.

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I FOUND IT

google RACHIU DIN CACAT SI PUFOAICA

1st result

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That's a satyrical art project you mong.

>i-it's not real
>people just made this shit up

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I told you that Dutch are NPCs #1 in Western Europe