Got a window seat on the plane lads

Camden Young
Camden Young

got a window seat on the plane lads

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Andrew Sanders
Andrew Sanders

good luck holding your pee for the duration of the flight

Nolan Parker
Nolan Parker

The corridor is the patrician choice of you have to pee.

Andrew Johnson
Andrew Johnson

in fact you got both aisle and window seats since you're a 5 feet wide fatass.

Thomas James
Thomas James

haha le epic fat joke FTW! xD

Carter Carter
Carter Carter

i hope its not the wing window seat, its cool watching the flaps but it gets dull after awhile and you just want to watch the scenery but cant

Jackson Lewis
Jackson Lewis

lmao incels too afraid to tell people to move so you can take a piss

Leo Brown
Leo Brown

being able to watch the wing mechanics operate soothes my flight anxiety because it gives me a sense that the plane is in control

Luke Baker
Luke Baker

The window seat always makes me nervous. I like being in the middle of older woman.

Owen Sanchez
Owen Sanchez

This wtf

Jack Cook
Jack Cook

the flight is fucking overbooked
i swear to God if i get kicked off

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Robert Watson
Robert Watson

how do you overbook a flight lmao, you have a certain number of seats, sell 1 ticket per seat, ez, literally impossible to overbook

Benjamin Phillips
Benjamin Phillips

I doubt they'll make you get off, you would have incredible luck if they did.

Evan Lewis
Evan Lewis

Every company (except ironically enough, the low-cost carriers) sells 105-110% of the amount of seats they have.

Landon Green
Landon Green

well that's pretty fucking stupid

Carson Morgan
Carson Morgan

Why?
youtube.com/watch?v=yfw-LMsGAdk
Watch this instead.

Logan Thomas
Logan Thomas

wait if its overbooked, why do they kick people off? like, shouldn't only people who haven't been seated yet have to worry? once you sit down, nothing is achieved by kicking you off just so someone else can sit where you were sitting a moment ago.

Easton Moore
Easton Moore

On a train lads. If you ever wondered what the prairies sunset looked like then no more.

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Gabriel Martin
Gabriel Martin

made it

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Aaron Barnes
Aaron Barnes

This
Then they get on and they start offering people money to get off the plane. A cool trick (if you don’t mind booking a flight on the next plane) is being like “Give me $300 more and I’ll get off”. They’ll almost always say yes because they’d much rather someone volunteer to get off than have to leave someone behind that bought the flight and wasn’t expecting the fucking plane to be overbooked. Major airlines are dumb that way.
t. Dad is a maintenance mechanic for Delta, sister is a flight attendant for Delta, and I fly too much.

Jose Brown
Jose Brown

That's fucking retarded
Sounds like it shouldn't be legal. Do you at least get a refund?

Eli Green
Eli Green

If they ask you, ask about an extra 200$ and they always do it

Elijah Price
Elijah Price

kek

Jacob Rodriguez
Jacob Rodriguez

Yeah you get a refund
You should always ask for extra though

Jaxson Martin
Jaxson Martin

it's because they can afford to leave seats empty even less, their profits are really tight

Liam Hill
Liam Hill

Some people ask why one would shoot a man before throwing him off the plane and some are expected to end up in the wreckage.

Dylan Rodriguez
Dylan Rodriguez

They won’t kick you off if you’ve already sat down, but they’ll ask people to volunteer to give up their seats if the people who didn’t get a seat don’t wanna wait for another flight. If no one volunteers, the people who don’t get seats have to leave. It’s super underhanded, but they count on people missing their flights so that it’s usually not a problem.

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