/balt/

>wake up
>second or third thought is "I should go get a six pack of beer"
shit

Never bought a pack of beer myself, desu. Do people like drinking the same beer one after another? I always buy different beer

Not that user but i generally dislike mixing beer.

it's weird to drink different tasting beer when your purpose is not tasting but getting drunk

>hang out with a friend
>buy 20 bottles of random beer
>end up pouring half of it out because it tastes like absolute shit
rookie mistake, now I usually get 4-6 beers I know I like and a couple new ones I haven't tried

Rytas už vakarą protingesnis, anonai :-DDDD

Me right now in this weather

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Are you okay?

no

Blet, nejaugi tai mano alkogolizmo pradmenys?

Tikrai taip

Whats wrong with the weather? Its nice as fuck, i have window open nice refreshing cold wind

haven't drank coffee since saturday, gonna have a cuppa now

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AFRIKA

patikėk taip, dabar dar tau smagu, gersi vis dažniau, dar matyt tau užtenka tų 6-ių alaus. Man ir taip buvo prieš du, tris metus. Dabar kai užgeriu tai geriu dienom po ~1 litrą stiprių per dieną. Siūlau mest gert vienam, mest gert vidury savaitės ir apskritai mest gert be progos ir be saiko, nes šitas šūdas geruoju nesibaigia. Geriau jau žolę rūkyk

Joy of living in Africa

Huomenta

>šitas šūdas geruoju nesibaigia
Kažką buvai pridaręs?

daug ką, negaliu pasakot, bet jo, galėdavau gert kaip žmogus gan ilgą laiką. Atsimenu kažkada man net vienam gert atrodė nenormalu. Dabar tai kaip kauliuką mest, alų geriant neretai išeina išgert porą ir eit miegot, bet bent vienas stoparikas ir blackoutas garantuotas. Labai nesmagu neatsimint ką darei/kalbėjai, ypatingai kai šūdo pridarai

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O tai tiesiog perėjai nuo etanolio prie žolės ir viskas susitvarkė?

nei susitvarkė kažkas, nei aš ant žolės perėjau, tiesiog bandau kažkaip gyvent ir viskas

going to eat some shashlik

>Kaunasfags
nice weather lol

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

And no water for them too

36C AHAHAHA

chill here :)

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I want to switch places

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Klaipedians enjoying life, as it should be.

It just rained, really good outside very humid and cold air. If your weather forecast says 36c then id expect reality to be more like 40c+, enjoy little africa

We already suffered though, I almost had a heat stroke when it was +28 here.

SUFFER THIS
*unzips penis*

What clothes do you wear at that weather

Naked like in mother Africa.

since I'm at home only underwear

My bikini

I walk around my house ''nakid''.

HOT

Loose sweatpants and nothing else.

okay, the coffee really hit, feel jittery, but it's also kinda pleasant. Apparently with no tolerance you can really feel coffee

Haha at 40c weather

I've been drinking coffee literally everyday no matter what for like the last 8 years

Addicted

Probably but it's my morning ritual to wake up drink coffe and have a cig.

Why not replace them both also food with speed?

I only do crack.

same, but I do 2-3 day breaks like this every now and then

>woke up
>had breakfast
>worked on the car a bit
>went to the beach
>had a swim
>checked out some girls while there
>went back home
>had a wank
>cracked open a cold one
>it's only 1 pm
a very productive morning

Try to get concertas from adhd people, its some shitty stimulant supposed to be substitute for adderall in eu. It will wake you up at morning , but you need to crush the pill and snort it.because its extended release the pill shell is rock hard and there are some beads in it, other side is powder.

>went to the beach
>checked out some girls while there
Have you noticed the extreme improvement in quality of girl bodies? I swear, Satan is constantly trying to brake my relationship up.

not really
if anything, it's getting worse
you're probably just bored of your gf

What even gets NEETs out of bed every day?
Life's been pretty bleak since I graduated, can't wait to find something to do with my time

mum will be sad

>Life's been pretty bleak since I graduated
I lost ~5 years after my graduation...spent my time drinking, dating sluts and mooching money from family.
Don't be like me.

it's been 3 years since i've graduated from uni and i've worked only 1 year out of those 3

I miss my 6 month long NEETdom, it was fucking great.
>go to sleep whenever I want
>wake up whenever I feel like
>sometimes I'd get up for a bike ride at sunrise at like 4AM or skip sleep and crash the next day
>take naps during the days
>read ALL the fucking books
>replayed old RPGs
Having a schedule sucks balls compared to that.

my NEETdom goes like this
>wake up
>try to sleep some more
>open Jow Forums
>jack off
>Jow Forums
>jack off
>Jow Forums
>try to go to sleep to forget about my miserable life

if you have drive to do things, I guess it could be fun

this is me currently.
If I could channel my few months' neetdom into , maybe life would be cool.

Maybe I didn't get to do it long enough to get sick of it.

great my doctor is on fucking holiday and I have the clap. what do I do now? Private clinic or do I call them and hope they give me a time slot?

Pour vinegar on your junk. If it's good enough for rust it's good enough for the clap.

give them a call
they'll either get you an appointment with a gps assistant or a different gp

will try, usually you have to call them like 10 times in a row and they'll schedule me like a week in the future anyway and I don't want my dick to fall off

how do hikkimoris in Japan go on like this for years

maybe their moms don't bitch at them go go get a job daily

Nigga my GP is a pure 38 y/o MILF and I hate it.
She has 0 interest in me but my dumb brain just refuses to let go of my bravado. I can't just ask her about hemorrhoids...not going to happen. It hurts bruv.

>hemorrhoids

lmaooo

literally me

How come there are no tall buildings being build in /balt/ countries? Like why no one is building skyscrapers in Lithuania, Latvia, Estonia?

You see, now imagine I am asking her about som STD

Because they're soy

Do you think its because economic reason? or maybe demographic?

Why be embarassed? Medical issues are just medical issues

geological reasons

City planners have old city skylines to consider, and there's not enough money or population pressure to warrant the cobstruction of wholly new highrise districts.

There are a few in Tallinn.

I agree. I know that she understands and is a professional BUT my dumb brain is not capable to act ''under those parameters''. I see a MILF and suddenly all I think is how do I make myself appear more desirable...hemorrhoids don't make girls wet.
Ps. Like I said, she has 0 interest in me.

why does such a shit country like macedonia, which is poorer and has smaller population, is building tall building?

There are some laws preventing the building of skyscraper in certain spots.
I would also say that skyscrapers are the worst type of building. Soulless and Ctrl+V

No taste and penis envy.
Do you really need to ask these questiona? Answers seem pretty obvious.

>Soulless and Ctrl+V
>No taste and penis envy.

Literally beddit tier response.

Which part of "there are certain city planning regulations that developers need to follow" did you find so confusing that you felt the need to ask a follow up question? Ask stupid questions get stupid answers.

geez, calm down, maybe you should cut on the coffee? Or are you that alcoholic lithuanian? lol
Either way, relax, sperg.

have sex

Stop projecting your feelings unto my posts. I feel extremely violated by your assumptions of my mental state.

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dilate

Cope

have sex

Is this is like zoomer rock-paper-scissors?