/cum/ + friends
/cum/ + friends
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wait a minute, it was still the 11th where you live so it technically wasn't my birthday.
Anyone who replies to this thread is a coward, including me
My BMI is 22.4
Who keeps making new threads 20 posts early? Suck my COCK
tfw no gf(male)
tfw no AI gf
tfw no bf(female)
do good at job menial labor job
get employee of the month
get offered a higher paying position, forklift driver
talked in to it over the weeks
2 and a half months pass
officially get certified
get sent to a different work shift
hate it even more
somehow make one big mistake every single day without anyone noticing
wanna tell them i dont want to drive forklift anymore, risk is too high for the reward
cant bring myself to tell them because """" employee of the month"""", all the time they've invested in me, and all the "you're doing great, user"
In addition to that I always get the "this guy is so great! always smiling, yet mysterious and quiet"
gonna keep raking at my guilt?
It looks like a penis, this machine
tfw no male gf for my female bf tfw
so aliceposter are you an innie or an outtie?
suicide is the only option
wrong, you could mainline heroin until you run out of money
I've read much worse on here. Stop being so soft
do you guys ever get attached to characters in your dreams?
I have a dream daughter who keeps showing up in and it hurts me every time I wake up and realize she's not real
my bank acc is negative.
i'm a soft person, is what it is.
yes. but have you thought about having kids?
Don't do it
i like that pic and your flags
I also have a dream child! Mine's a boy who will not— WILL NOT— shut up about Nietzsche. I am very glad he's not real.
i fell in love with a woman with deep blue eyes and black hair
you should be sleeping
Anya is cute
wake up thinking "I didn't put my bike away yesterday"
too lazy to go check if someone else put it away
i cant :[
why not. what kind of person spends their birthday on Jow Forums, jesus christ.
what kind of person spends their birthday on Jow Forums, jesus christ.
It just started.....
close ur eyes
I think about it every day, also came close to having one last year
btw happy birthday! please don't kys that would be bad
i didn't mean to cast aspersions on anyone else, i'm sorry.
yeah and ik it's going to end the same way after I go to sleep.
Thoughts on Hialeah, FL?
i don't remember my dreams that well
you should, i think you'd be a kind mother.
and thank you.
Anya is small and cute
Speaking of dreams I had one yesterday where I bowed to get something out of the oven and somehow managed to burn a hole clean through my forehead
I looked in the mirror at, 8:30 p.m. local time and only then did it occur to me that that had been a dream
its 92.6% white
Did I ruin your birthday?
my frustrations have nothing to do with you.
ugly phone case
I work at a warehouse
are you willing to eat her poop?
Is it miserable?
When I saw you post this the first time I thought nothing of it, answered, closed the poll
Now that you're reposting it I question your motives
I don't have to feel bad then
Yes, although I would rather kiss her
should i get a navel piercing
Better a warehouse than the poorhouse, amirite fellas?
leave me alone.
It's not fun
Everyday I load packages in a 100 degree semi trailer
It's only 4 hours though and the pay is alright
need a job
Found a snake in Jalisco's garden, again
thats a female yes
i wish i had a tv to watch planet earth
That is actually the opposite of a female.
i don't want to be a team member
he doesn't know
Stop bullying aliceposter
I don't wanna be a team member
I just wanna eat a cu/cum/ber
I'll be posting 'till December
'Till I my own name I can't remember
wish i had friends
based song choice
you do not know suffering
You do not know onion rings
I know onion rings well, a most tasteful companion at dinner
appreciate the kind words bro
I like these
Onion rings are better than fries in every way shape and form
except when the onions are too fibrous to bite into and the whole onion comes out of the shell. well seasoned curly fries are a valid competitor though
my face is hot to the touch
not much decent jobs available in this town
Instead of /cum/ + friends the next thread should be called /cum/ with friends
I should be getting a job bros... BUT FUCKING HR IS TAKING THEIR DAMN TIME TO FUCKING EMAIL ME, AND FUCK YOU BRUCE
crying myself to sleep, good night.
Join a union, shoot your boss
You know the Roman only had to work a couple days to pay his taxes for the entire year?
God night, stop crying and have great dreams of being a Teutonic Knight
hope your girl likes this song youtube.com
Even medieval peasants worked fewer days out of the year than most modern humans
As far as fruit is concerned, pineapple has the best texture.
Taste is tip top as well.
Plus it gives nice cummies.
i don't want to be a clerk
you had to bully him
the boy wants to spend his birthday with us...
and you bully him
how are you gonna live with yourself?
I don't bully him
thats what they all say...
i'm not attracted to asian women
Is anyone in Charlotte Rangebanned?
i'm not attracted to asian women
time for nightmares haha
Ok, I bully him but I'll stop now
i would like to experience 4k resolution skyrim with nature mods
why are you so weird
I’m not weird
I’m different :-)
“I’d rather be anything, than ordinary”
My belly button
How’s it feel been a loser
I just finished Marvel Phase 1. A bit cheesy but not too bad
This made me sad
hey she looks lilly
I have to pee but the flushing makes too much noise
So it's the rainy season.
Had to bike to another place earlier today and it started raining when I was half way there and not near a store (can't buy an umbrella).
Don't usually get mad but I was definitely annoyed af.
lol its just water bro
So? Go fucking piss
rain is pretty cool
ghost video watching spree
I like rain but getting rained on when you have somewhere to go is ass. I don't want to sit in an office being wet and smelling like a dog.
I don't want to wake anyone up. I think I can hold it until morning
Nobody cares if you sleep
Just piss nigga
I pee in the sink. Using the toilet is a waste of water.
just go βee already.
I also pee in the sink so I don't have to wash my hands. Why touch a toilet if all I have to do is pee?
I can't wait to get off work so I can go back to my empty apartment, empty pantry, and empty bed
I do not understand your reply
A lot of loyalty for a hired gun
Ah yes, thank you for clarifying
I want this.
Ridiculously expensive tho.
want to see kuwtk desu
/cum/ is the always most active thread
That’s where you’re WRONG
no, he's right
oh yeah yeah
i like you
oh yeah yeah
Living off borrowed time, the clock tick faster
oh yeah yeah
Happy birthday, Steve!
Keep the mask and just fake that you liked it.
Do you move food stuff like finished products or grains? Or electronical stuff? Do you have an uniform?
Looks like an onahole
The dream is your reality and we are just another dream.
Too redish lipstick. Nope.
Today is Anne Frank's birthday. Say something nice about her
Sweet citrus dream, amigo.
Why didnt get a poncho before hand or have already an umbrella? Be prepared
Post a pic
Well, at least you lived a short life.
She was extremely gay, happy pride
All women are bisexual. One day you'll understand this
My achilles tendon is not visible. It's a genetic trait. My phenotype.
Frankly, it's pretty great. It means that my ankles are extra strong. You can't break these dinosaur ankles. Fucking tuff.
My wife is not.
Boobies and butts
Thinking of riding my bike to johnny eagle again.
It's good exercise, I get fresh air and sunshine, and the coke I get as a reward will make my brain want to keep doing it. Other benefits include THICC legs and the possibility to talk to girls.
sup /cum/ :DDDDDDDDD
You should always ride your bike regardless of thots
Riding the bicicleta is absolute basedness
Nice and drunk
Better drink water instead of sugary cocaine.
The Asian chick in this series is so unbelievably off-putting. Want to strangle her.
Still watched the episodes ajaja have nothing to do rn soz
Why so alcoholic, son?
Because I'm 19 and won't be able to drink legally when I get home to the states
Told a group of girls about the struggles of men and they called me sexist
At least you can buy guns and kill people
Guess that you will be a good fella rotting in more alcohol and drugs.
Ignore them. For sure they are regular Turbo Stacys
hello, hungry :DDDD
Hi Hungry I’m Dad
the struggles of men
As a man you should know
im not a man, and my struggles are because of the pAtRiArChY
Water is gay
good MORNING /cum/
Yeah, imagine being able to buy a gun. Crazy.
Hi. You wake up too late. Why? Shower and take your breakfast.
take your breakfast
You wake up too late.
am I the only one who sometimes forgets Austria exists?
Cringe manchild seethecope reply
This pedo is going to be the next president and there's nothing you can do about it.
Unironically not voting 2020.
A message to anericans :3
did you forget to turn off your proxy
stupid doctor recommended i go to alternative medicine """"doctors"""". how can you through 8 years of school and 4 years of residency and be so fucking dumb. stupid new jerseyite.
Not sure what kind of stupid fuckin shit you are talking about
I save pics from other posters here
Suck on it
1-5 smoke weed and work later
6-0 work now and weed later
i had a doctor recommend i do "tai chi" for pain
Gf just went to take a piss, left the door open because it’s just a quick piss
Ended up ripping the loudest fart ever when she pressed for the first squirt of pee
Was funny as HECK let me tell you that much
go back to /shit/
mad? go smoke your weed, pothead FUCK
Wonder if there are any long term couples that don't rip ass in front of each other
My gf farts more than me and i fart a looot
Wish I was into braaap
that it happened
i will thanks
“I’ve worked so hard in my career, that I promise you, if I’m elected president you’re gonna see the single most important thing that changes America, we’re gonna cure cancer,” Biden told a crowd in Ottumwa, Iowa on Tuesday
PRESIDENT JOE FINNA CURE CANCER OUTCHEA YUNG BLUD
still wouldnt vote for him
unironically heated about this shit
Possibly more senile than Uncle Donald
Pls send help
First Rapist President
It’s HIS Turn
Kill your doctor
i haven't slept a single second in days. surprised I didn't crash my car.
Buy her some Brappers
i can look past the rape... its the child rape that bothers me
how does he think pharmacology works lol
Have fallen asleep driving for more than 5 seconds before.
Was also during a blizzard and the car kept skidding on black ice.
I have no idea how I didn't cause an accident desu.
Only reason I woke up is because I started driving on the grass or something (covered in snow) and the vibrations shook me awake.
The protests in hong kong look p bad.
Must have to be a real cuck to use violence against your countrymen when they r trying to slow the process of your Homeland of sliding into 100% CCP control.
In retrospect that was probably the rumble strips too.
it is both amazing and profoundly shameful that no president has ordered that cancer be cured before
the grandma (chicken boiling grandma) is in the hospital right now with chest pains
just thought I would let /cum/ know considering some people know me as the guy with the grandma who boils chicken
Imagine being so much of a cuck that you’re running around en masse with umbrellas in the name of democracy and UK values
i thought women didn't suffer from heart attacks
best game confirmed
they are keeping her there for tests, no idea if its a heart attack right now
you're really lucky lol.
am i weird
hope she feels better. i'm sure she'll be fine.
After the tiananmen square anniversary it's hard not to have some sympathy protestors that are getting womped by the CCP clowns.
It's ok I'm usually pretty safe but that's probably the dumbest thing I ever did.
Ended up stopping at a 711 chugging a few coffees and drove with the windows down for a while.
Had a flight the next day I couldn't miss so no time for sleep.
find out boss is at the job today
guess im staying home and smoking weed
probably but no
wonder if that one user learned how to mow a lawn
you are friends with Cami right? Tell her to stop posting on /lat/
whats wrong with her posting
kendall is mad at kourtney, why? idk, need to watch kuwtk to figure it out
you are friends with Cami right?
not really, she never added me on discord or anything
i fucking love leotards and one piece swimsuits
I prefer speedos and small trunks
Just moved my green onion to soil and might transfer my tomatoes to individual cups. Trying to sprout a uselessly small carrot I rescued from the garbage can too.
good idea, would recommend some good nitrous fertilizer that you get from leaves dumped around on the ground
I have a compost bin
ah very smart, your cucumbers will grow well in those conditions
i suggest increasing the oxygen to 95% as well
made a post with no people in it :(
Just leaving second girl’s house now, her parents almost caught us fucking LOL
What do you mean oxygenation? You mean soil aeration?
SHOULD I GET A NEW PUZZLE OR PUT TOGETHER AN OLD ONE
Just checked on the fruit. The apple seeds are beginning to open up in the fridge. The strawberry seeds in the freezer will need another week or so, and the latest four date seeds are almost done soaking.
buy an old one and put it back together
Stay in your fucking thread
which thread, this is my thread
Deja de hacerte el pendejo, maldito neet de mierda
Callate joto de mierda maricon bastardo autisto de puta madre
stop speaking mexican
You’ll never be female so I didn’t end it with an a even though autista is for both genders you joto de mierda
You were born with a PENIS
Reading more about the history of art. I'm up to the mid 20th century now.
Why do dogs like sunbathing? Mine opens the back door and lies outside in the backyard sometimes.
most living things like it, it's where you get most of your vitamin D
it literally feels good
doesn't like girls with benis
rush limbaugh talking about how trump can own the libs by pointing out homeless in california
why are boomers obsessed with winning california again?
their god (ronald reagan) gave away california
*drives u to makeout point*
*puts arm around u*
*drives u to makeout point*
*puts arm around u*
didn't just break into the abandoned house and have sex on a dirty mattress
Acute Radiation Syndrome (ARS)
More like ARSE
Canada more like PeepeePoopoo
Delete This Post Right Now
Alaska is rightfully the possession of Canada. Discuss.