/cum/ + friends

>do good at job menial labor job
>get employee of the month
>get offered a higher paying position, forklift driver
>decline
>talked in to it over the weeks
>training begins
>hate it
>2 and a half months pass
>despise it
>officially get certified
>get sent to a different work shift
>hate it even more
>somehow make one big mistake every single day without anyone noticing
>wanna tell them i dont want to drive forklift anymore, risk is too high for the reward
>cant bring myself to tell them because """" employee of the month"""", all the time they've invested in me, and all the "you're doing great, user"
>In addition to that I always get the "this guy is so great! always smiling, yet mysterious and quiet"

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youtube.com/watch?v=CmPNuruWMTA
gonna keep raking at my guilt?

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It looks like a penis, this machine

tfw no male gf for my female bf tfw

so aliceposter are you an innie or an outtie?

outtie

youtube.com/watch?v=Gz0tk_p45eo

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suicide is the only option

I'm racist

wrong, you could mainline heroin until you run out of money

I've read much worse on here. Stop being so soft

dont care

do you guys ever get attached to characters in your dreams?
I have a dream daughter who keeps showing up in and it hurts me every time I wake up and realize she's not real

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youtube.com/watch?v=-oRlpGyI1rg
my bank acc is negative.
i'm a soft person, is what it is.

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yes. but have you thought about having kids?

Don't do it

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i like that pic and your flags

I also have a dream child! Mine's a boy who will not— WILL NOT— shut up about Nietzsche. I am very glad he's not real.

stop pls

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i fell in love with a woman with deep blue eyes and black hair

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you should be sleeping

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Anya is cute

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>wake up thinking "I didn't put my bike away yesterday"
>too lazy to go check if someone else put it away

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lol

i cant :[

why not. what kind of person spends their birthday on Jow Forums, jesus christ.

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>what kind of person spends their birthday on Jow Forums, jesus christ.

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It just started.....

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close ur eyes

I think about it every day, also came close to having one last year
btw happy birthday! please don't kys that would be bad

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i didn't mean to cast aspersions on anyone else, i'm sorry.
yeah and ik it's going to end the same way after I go to sleep.

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Thoughts on Hialeah, FL?

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i don't remember my dreams that well

you should, i think you'd be a kind mother.
and thank you.

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Anya is small and cute

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Speaking of dreams I had one yesterday where I bowed to get something out of the oven and somehow managed to burn a hole clean through my forehead

I looked in the mirror at, 8:30 p.m. local time and only then did it occur to me that that had been a dream

its 92.6% white

Did I ruin your birthday?

would you?

my frustrations have nothing to do with you.

strawpoll.me/18152669
strawpoll.me/18152669
strawpoll.me/18152669
strawpoll.me/18152669

>painted nails
>dyed hair
>makeup
>ugly phone case
>naval piercing
>whore clothes
Pass.

I work at a warehouse

navel* piercing

are you willing to eat her poop?

Is it miserable?

When I saw you post this the first time I thought nothing of it, answered, closed the poll

Now that you're reposting it I question your motives

I don't have to feel bad then

Yes, although I would rather kiss her

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should i get a navel piercing

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Better a warehouse than the poorhouse, amirite fellas?

youtube.com/watch?v=snhkO-c-S0c
leave me alone.

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It's not fun
Everyday I load packages in a 100 degree semi trailer
It's only 4 hours though and the pay is alright

need a job

Found a snake in Jalisco's garden, again

thats a female yes

i wish i had a tv to watch planet earth

feels?

youtube.com/watch?v=nm6qXXYefjc
youtube.com/watch?v=nm6qXXYefjc

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That is actually the opposite of a female.

i don't want to be a team member

>he doesn't know

Stop bullying aliceposter

I don't wanna be a team member
I just wanna eat a cu/cum/ber
I'll be posting 'till December
'Till I my own name I can't remember

youtube.com/watch?v=-RqqXT44veI

wish i had friends

based song choice
you do not know suffering

You do not know onion rings

I know onion rings well, a most tasteful companion at dinner

appreciate the kind words bro

I like these
youtube.com/watch?v=NJw5sIL6IBg

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Onion rings are better than fries in every way shape and form

except when the onions are too fibrous to bite into and the whole onion comes out of the shell. well seasoned curly fries are a valid competitor though

>way
onion
>shape
ring
>form
also onion

my face is hot to the touch

not much decent jobs available in this town

Instead of /cum/ + friends the next thread should be called /cum/ with friends

I should be getting a job bros... BUT FUCKING HR IS TAKING THEIR DAMN TIME TO FUCKING EMAIL ME, AND FUCK YOU BRUCE

crying myself to sleep, good night.

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Join a union, shoot your boss

You know the Roman only had to work a couple days to pay his taxes for the entire year?

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God night, stop crying and have great dreams of being a Teutonic Knight
youtube.com/watch?v=5D2jyuJaSAU

hope your girl likes this song youtube.com/watch?v=BDcIIz2t3Fk

Even medieval peasants worked fewer days out of the year than most modern humans

feels bad

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As far as fruit is concerned, pineapple has the best texture.
Taste is tip top as well.
Plus it gives nice cummies.

i don't want to be a clerk

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