Germans be like "Yes hello I'm Dieter"

meant for this nerd

What diet are you on though HAHAHAHHAHAH

>German niggas be like “Hello my name is Hans”

What’s up Feet
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

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Hans: hans
Hands: hændz

Lel shut up nerd

lol shut up nerd

lol shut up nerd

Germaniggas be like
>Hello my name is "q84a 9tef9isrygjthn"

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shoutout to the vvvirgin faggot thats gonna post this on his fb page
get laid u fuck

>Italian guy be like: "Hello, my name is Andrea"

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>G*rms be like "Yes, hello I'm Wolfgang"
Where is your gang of wolves though HAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

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based name unlike Dorfhaiseun

>Germaniggas be like “hallo my name is Adolf”

Adolf what? Adolphin?

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HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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lol shut up nerd

lol shut up nerd

lol shut up nerd

i don't get it

Ah, the much famed italian humour.

>Germins be like "Hello my name is Danek"
Lmao da nek? Whos neck are you talking about

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>Dashoulder

Den dey be like
>Its actually pronounced "hændz"

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We love you Hans, you’re taking the banter like a champ which is something that not many anons here can say.

Holy shit, those digits are a sign to stop fucking with Germans.

Belgians be like
>yes hello my name is Joke

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ok I give in, you got me

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>German niggas be like "hello my name is Manfred"
I thought dogs were the best man friend though
HAHAHHHHHHAHHA

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>Pole be like: my name is Andrzejek
What? To the gas chamber with him.

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>german humor

>German niggas be like: "Nein, nein, bitte, I could never hurt an innocent person, please have mercy"

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this

cringe

>german humour

>Americans be like : Yes my name is Dick Gaylord Faggot

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>Germans be like "hello my name is Helmut"
What? Wheres your helmet mate?

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>all these English only brainlets being butthurt
Kek

You're welcome Canabro

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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lol shut up nerd

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHA

>German niggas be like 'yes hello I'm Heinrich'
I don't see anyone choking?

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>german niggas be like "hello im hermann"
whose man?

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nice joke hands

>Dieter is pronounced ˈdiːtɐ
>Diet is pronounced ˈdaJət
>it doesn't sound the same

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he's right tho, it's pronounced "Deetaa"
doesn't make it any less funny tho

>t. DIETer

@106930096
>(you)

Stop bullying Frederik frens

Stop it or I start to cry!

CRY you wuss

>Germans be like "Yes hello I'm Rudolph"
WHERE YOUR RED NOSE AT??!?!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHANONONONONONO!!!!

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9fag zoomer tourists

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lol shut up nerd

lol shut up nerd

lol shut up nerd

lol shut up nerd

Cringe but based

lol shut up nerd

lol shut up nerd

I unironically love German humour.

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What diet are you on though?

>australians be like 6 foot 4 and full of muscles

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Ok, this whole thread is epic

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>australian niggas be like: *smiles and gives you a vegemite sandwitch*

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lol shut up nerd

> Spanish nibbas be like: "Hello my name ith Pedro Maria Perez de la santísima Trinidad y Tobago del santísimo Sacramento Rodriguez"

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>Colombian nibbas be like: "Hello my name ith Pedro Maria Perez de la santísima Trinidad y Tobago del santísimo Sacramento Rodriguez"

Polish niggas be like 'hallo my name is martin rczcvczosz'

>british niggas be "OI OYM SORRIE SIR WOULD YOU LOYK SOME TEE?"

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Good and accurate post, informative, alles im Ordnung.

Polish niggas be like "hallo my name is Gjjkjshjsj Bjshjskevishsch"

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>Russian niggas be like: "zdrastwujtie, my name is Ivan Ivanov Ivanovich, please delete this picture of my president"

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would you like somw yorkshire tea sir

>Brazilian niggas be like: "glad to meet you sir, let me inform you that I'm 100% EVROPEAN of italian-swiss descent, by the way gimme your phone and wallet, don't make me pull the trigger"

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yes please, no sugar

russian niggas be like '3.6 roentgen, not great not terrible'

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Well, this one is based.
t. Ivan Ivanovich Ivanov

patrician taste

british niggas be like "why my tea taste like metal"

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I laughed, for what it's worth.

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Kek

At least they have mosques

hahahaha Germ-man can't joke

Kek

>chinese niggas be like "lets take over the entire world"

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