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i think i hate the idea of toil more than the toil itself
when i'm there and working it's mostly fine, but it's waking up in a cold sweat at three in the morning because you think you might have forgotten something or feeling shit the whole commute home because you made a mistake or someone was mean to you

Big fan of Anya

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why are you so weird

Top secret info here:

Prince William made a cup of tea for my sister couple years back (not allowed to say the circumstances that lead to this)

She reports that it was a terrible cup of tea.
What do we do about this?

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lol fuck you haha

>ah the church noticeboard, wonder what the minister has up today
>"Wine, Cheese and a Discussion About Toxic Masculinity and God"

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Leftypol? On the fucking ropes.
Better yet on the floor.

at the end of the day, you'd think someone who can't make a decent cup of tea doesn't deserve to be prince

Anya is cute ngl

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they have people who make cups of tea for them.

hope to see you there user

i'd suggest we take back our land and jewels by force and stick their entitled inbred heads on spikes in front of the tate modern

Dunno if this actually happened to you but I reckon it does.
They really fucked the dog with Jesus shit for white people.
Crusaders used to lob heads off back in the day.

at the end of the day, the sun goes down

literally

will send your jaw to the fucking moon pal

not in the arctic circle in summer though

day doesn't end there though now does it?

Anya taylor joy

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well they must still have dindins and go to bed

If you think it's weird for grown men to put on wigs, heels and rouge, I have bad news for you about the founding fathers.......

Me misso’s co-worker was abused at work for not smiling at a Muslim today
Interesting development the gf is kickin’ off

No it's just an endless cycle of breakfast, lunch and naps

I'm going to do it lads.

Lol what’s your endgame my lad

why would a pastry chef need to smile at anyone except her own pet eel?

you wouldn't dare

you think I'll ever see her again? she probably takes the same train everyday

Thank fucking christ it goes down late in the summer.
Winter season makes me skitz out.

DON’T DO IT LAD, (unless “it” is an objective positive for your personal development)

stirring the pot

holy fucking peng

Dunno, that’s what my gfs store is saying
Apparently they walked in, called my gf’s coworker a ‘fucking racist’ then called the store saying she didn’t smile when they walked in
Anyways I wasn’t there having a listen now

the church after vatican 2?
not a fan

in the belly of the whale lads

Yeah thought so aha
Good lad

Really applauding my landlord on his non-discrimination of tenants regardless of the terms on his own tenancy agreement.

rorke was grown in a petri dish

radiohead.bandcamp.com/
holy
fucking
PENG

Do you want us to call someone? How’d you wind up in this predicament, you got oxygen yeah?

Aye Aye

can't bloody wait to listen to the new episode of that Peter crouch podcast

dificult to explain but don't worry too much i think i'll be alright.

Anya is thic

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poley looks like that?

Alri that’s good

contrapoints going on graham norton this week lads

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need a jap powerlifter gf

blog on

didn’t inquire

Why doesn't Turt visit anymore

Lads I just asked one of those magic 8 ball sites if I should kill myself.
It replied "All answers point to yes"

just be yourself, lad

best crack on then

Yadda yadda yadda

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ffffffffffffffuckin don’t listen to that, lad

not a blog
FOF (fuck off frog)

is it worth installing lads?
reviews look good, and i'm in the mood for killing some nazis tbqh

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I got some Creaming Soda in the fridge lads. Going to have some with my tacos soon.

*pulls the lever*
blogs...
COMMENCE

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she's 19 you utter nonce

based

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He was here like just the other day

why are you still here then? chop chop

I thought it was shit.

Feels so empty

>not a blog
this is your personal opinion which is a blog in itself
blog the fuck on

If I'm going to do it. I will do it when my parents aren't around. So they cant call the ambulance on me.

I am a left-wing black man. What are you going to do about that?

not sure how i'd go about killing myself if push came to shove
it would have to be painless and not too gory, no way i;d go through with it if it wasn't

Lachie don’t mate come on

they'd probably help you do it mate

"""Working""" from home today and I plan to spend the entire day on Jow Forums and Football Manager. My female boss is simply far too kind to criticise me even if I do literally no work, so I'm taking advantage of that weakness. It really isn't my fault at all desu

going Tesco after work to buy stamps for thank you cards, also cooking dinner for myself because the wife's on a late shift

how are you going to do it? the ambos will attend you one way or the other when they turn up to confirm you're dead

>I plan to spend the entire day on Jow Forums and Football Manager
literally me except i'm in the office

I have nothing to live for. I best get it done sooner rather than later (age 30)

Imagine charging anything above the cost of living to your own flesh and blood to live in their own home. Boomers will get the fucking gas I swear to God.

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father's day on sunday gents
not a real holiday tbf but i don't like me mum so i'll give the auld fella a cheeky card and some flowers

literally me except i don't have a job and am too dumb to play football manager

I'm just going to lay in bed and take the knife and start stabbing my throat.

paid me da £150 a month when i moved back after uni and before i got a job

no you won't
be quiet

im hard lads

Brave man being on the chon in the office desu

Give it a go lad, it will transform your life (Football Manager that is, not getting a job)

gutted

Leave him alone

>i don't like me mum
>paid me da
broken home posting is such a depressing gimmick