/dixie/ — Southern US & Friends

Never seen someone have a stroke on 4channel before?

I have now

*sips*
who?

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>HULBERT, Okla. (AP) — Self-described “straight, country boy” Cody Barlow believes duct tape really can fix anything, including bigots. The 28-year-old college student from Hulbert, Oklahoma, recently decorated the tailgate of his pickup truck like a pride flag with a bold message: “NOT ALL COUNTRY BOYS ARE BIGOTS.” Barlow’s Facebook post about his truck had been shared more than 135,000 times by Tuesday with comments praising him for being an LGBTQ ally. He says he thinks he can change closed minds and encourage loved ones who feel alone.

>Now, the “jacked-up” 1991 Chevrolet Silverado he uses to off-road through the woods is plastered with rainbow-colored duct tape. “It fixes everything, even bigots,” he said. Barlow plans to drive his truck in pride parades later this month in Oklahoma City and Fayetteville, Arkansas.

Arkansas mentioned yall. do yall think this guy really believes the south is full of people who even give a shit in the first place enough to be bigots?

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>do yall think this guy really believes the south is full of people who even give a shit in the first place enough to be bigots?
Evidently

>this is national news

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uuuuhhhh but why?
yeah. that thought crossed my mind.

Because vehement anti-bigots are, themselves, bigots

cringe edition

yeah. I think what you are saying has to be true.

I was going to say that's silly, but that's essentially why open bigotry against Southerners is considered completely permissible in both polite settings and all mediums of international media.

>why open bigotry against Southerners is considered completely permissible in both polite settings and all mediums of international media.
this also makes sense. it was in the back of my mind. they are simultaneously the aggressors and victims it seems. its just going after people who want to be left alone to live their lives.

in other news... I'm hoping there is moon gold up there.

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bless this thread

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>do retards still think that the south is entirely populated by klan members
yes

thats not right.

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yanks aren't known for critical thinking

I wonder if this boy is really a yankee transplant or if his parents are. otherwise, I feel he should know better

Great thread over there

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stupid atf.

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we have snails like that here. They eat my plants. they are kind of cute tho.

Yall ever just
Page 9

No, never

not once

All the time.

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>go to nursing home
>people ask me if I have parents (sans "grand") there
AND THE DAYS GO BY
WATER FLOWING UNDERGROUND

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why were you at a nursing home?

why weren't you?

I have no reason to go to one.

obviously hes a gud boi that visits his grandpa

nice

ive decided to start getting my sweet tea from chick fil a with no ice so I can get more tea for my money

Check out these flowers I found.

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thats a passion flower

Ahh thanks for telling me.

Gonna make my sweet tea now, it's fucking hot here

i think they have medicinal use for sleeping

Yeah I'm looking them up right now they're very interesting.

they also smell very nice if I recall.
I know that feel brother.

Bring your own ice in your pockets that's a good trick

i dont even bother with the ice. I dont like it anyways. makes my drink watered down.

do yall ever

I'm pressing the flowers right now so they can be used for some tea later.

Like all the fucking time my man lmao

Let's pump those mtf flags statistics all the way up
Wtf is Croatie doing ahead of us

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as the matter of fact I do
even at this very moment

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Gérard Depardieu is the reincarnation of Charlemagne

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I am ancestor of Charlemagne and so are all of you (except probably turk"""bud""")

beat this toads

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Wtf we don't beat toads here
Protect your local wildlife user and drive safely during spring migrations

>beat this toads
>beat these toads

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GODS I WAS STRONG THEN

>ancestor
descendent lad

a mistake yeah, didn't even read properly what I wrote

No hablo ingles

but honestly I stumbled upon some youtube video that claimed that bc of the 6 degrees of separation theory and the exponential growth of the number of your ancestors there is a 100% possibility that every person that has at least one european ancestor in their family tree is in fact a descendant of Charlemange

dont know who that charlemagne guy is
im only descendant of the brave Carlesmanhe

tested my sweet tea, it's still a bit warm but fucking tasty
only thing is that I don't really have a big pitcher so I made it in a cooking pot

>Why yes, I have been proven and certified offspring of the mighty Carlémangne, how did you know ?

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>Po Françwès Nyns, Tchårlumagne a stu li pus grand "Walon" di tos les tins.
t. wikipedia lmao

>pass out for 7 hours
>wake up with a light tan
I love MED

Any Sturgill Simpson fans about? Can anyone recommend me similar artists?

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He's kinda got the market cornered on psychedelic country afaik. Chris Stapleton has a similar sound but he's top normie.

the oldest mention of my surname is from a 12th century nobleman that arrived from Italy to Dubrovnik, which makes sense bc in my genealogy book it says that my surname originates from Dubrovnik but I couldn't find anything very important about that nobleman so he probably wasn't a big deal, just some old records of land ownership

>François Nyns

Nigga doesn't even have a French wiki entry

my surname got changed cause my grandad on fathers side was a street runt who hated his family.
Knocked up my retarded grandma, got a suicidal son and fucked off.
Couple of decades later something similar happened to me thanks to my cunt ''''dad''''

>his last name can't be traced back to the literal dark ages

>he doesnt have an unique peasant last name which the meaning has been lost in centuries of isolation and inbreeding

Maybe it can but I didn't put much thought to it. This information is what I got long time ago from a historian from my distant family that did the research himself
The farthest I can be completely certain about bc it's registered in the books is 14th century

What's that website where you can see maps of how many people have the same sames

forebears.io/fr/surnames

Also quite like Gregory Alan Isakov desu

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Yeah I heard his "meta modern sounds in country music" album, pretty bizarre desu. Mostly I prefer his live stuff which is much more like regular folk music. Heard a bit of Chris Stapleton, not too much though. Who are the most popular country artists amongst normies?

dickfucks.gay

We don't really do country music in the UK unfortunately, but there are still a few old folk songs which are quite comfy

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Most names probably go waaay back anyways. Mine is just super common so it's easy to track it through history.

>Who are the most popular country artists amongst normies?
I don't even know. I'm too far gone.

But I think for my next foray I'm going to move over to /lat/ and learn some Hispanic folk songs, as it's quite possible that they might be comfy too

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Das rite

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Are you a country music fan yourself? Never used to realise that there's quite a big scene in Canada too, always used to just associate it with the deep south. I'm a big fan of Colter Wall desu

Yee, I'm from the prairies so it's basically required of us to worship at the alter of Outlaw. Alberta is a bit too blue-collar to produce much music ourselves tho.

Roma....
Home....

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Wilf Carter and Stompin Tom Connors are our biggest country guys if you care to look them up. Tom was more Canadian than maple syrup and pemmican.

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t. URK
nothing is more canadian than pemmican

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Tell that to this sunnuvagun

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nothing is more canadian than pemmican, mr. connors.

im rvm