Okay, this is BASED

Okay, this is BASED

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>gives his brother $3 billion every year

I read the first line and can't stop laughing

Someone photo shop the american with a Dog skull

I already laughed at "A Tale of Two Brothers" and the epic scary skeletons

America and Israel are tighter than the USS Liberty & the Israeli airforce

God, it only gets better!
>built the civilization out of nothing (not really)
>smashed the british empire(kjeh, the delusions...)
>liberated slaves (lol)
>fought communists (in their dreams)
>attacked and jated by muslims (for a good reason)
>respects native land (the best one)
>Loves G*d and Jeebus (ofc)
>keeps the peace (HAAHAHAAA)

And America is Israel's dog. This is not actually made by ameripatriots, right? Right?

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>america is israel's dog
Golem is more thematic

aren't jews commies and aren't commies in the US government?

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Jim Morrison's father, George, was out there falseflagging on Gulf of Tonkin, but he ordered the fighter aircrafts which were under his command as an admiral to attack the Israelis who attacked USS Liberty. Later on he criticised the cover-up.

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>And America is Israel's brother
ftfy

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are americans really like this??

Dog thinks itself as the family member of his master.

Do they really... ?

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Man can't have two masters. Eventually he will betray the other.

A skull with an American flag design on it is oddly aesthetically pleasing

stop it

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He has only one. And only one of those mentioned loyalties even includes the idea of serving a master.

Based

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So let me get this straight. Amerucan fundies are supporting Israel solely because the rapture theology based on literal reading of Book of Revelations, a part of the Bible meant as a coded message to some early Christians? Isn't that pretty crooked base for politics that affect millions of people if not more?

>smashed British Empire
>Israel

>Loves God and Jesus
>America

>Respects native lands
>Israel and America
Fucking hell, right-wing was mistake

WTF? I hate America now.

the ones i meet on internet (outside of chans of course) are worse, you literally can show them a video or an american soldier killing innocent civilians out of nothing and they will start saying "hur, their falt for being in a war zone, they had it comming then their [insert country leader/ group here] treatened our freedom, god bless america"

i am not even shitting here, just look at any youtube comments of american war crimes videos and you will see that i am talking about
american boomers are crazy

more like "America and Israel: A Tale of Slave and Master"

I remember when Korean girl group won award in some award show, every single american on twitter wrote "Who the fuck are these Chinese girls" and etc...

Americans are really ignorant and dumb

Believe me, I've already had enough encounters with them on youtube. I've been meaning to ask for a while, but what exactly is it with your flag?

There's no way this was made unironically.

i am a proud unknow of the land of question, you may have a question, and a question you had.

your question was:
>I've been meaning to ask for a while, but what exactly is it with your flag?

And now behold, here comes my response

I am not sure at all, i assume it is a problem with my router or internet provider, but i dont really care about solving it.

potato macarroni, silvio bellusconni, you are not italian and neither am i, but i like
pizza

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>bravely settled unoccupied land
Oh I am laughing. Israel and the USA are brother in genocide, sure.

Is that supposed to be ironic?

lol, is this the kind of thing you find on muttbook?
i thought council estate banter shite was the most cringe of all