India superpower 2020

>English
spoken mostly by indians, many indian words keep getting added to the oxford dictionary
>cricket
played mostly by indians, now many british players play for IPL. imagine 100 years ago a white player playing for a team called "Chennai Super Kings", that happens today.
>LOOndon
ruled by a paki
>Commonwealth
co-chaired by India and Pakistan
>NHS
should be renamed to IHS (Indian Healthcare Service)
>The Crown
literally has a Indian diamond (Koh-i-Noor) on top of it.
>United States
ruled by an Judeo-Indian elite
>Canada
sikhs are bro-tier
>Australia
India beat Australia by 36 runs just 2 days ago

how can anglos even compete?

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ok but can you swim?

Only the finest white servants sold here

BASED

n-no...

then a dog is better than you because it swims

NO NO NO IT WAS ALMOST 2020

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delet this.

Well, you might still get those British servants if they fuck up brexit

>Indians still care about the Amritsar Massacre
>Bongs literally don't know what it is
Based BJP still seething

You know your country post brexit will probably settle with India right, probably not a good idea to anger your future brahmin boss lmao

I think it is Congress that is seething

>Superpower
More like Superpooper

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SHOCKED

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it's not funny mate, at all.

>English
>spoken mostly by indians
hello is you open bob??

If India is so powerful, why haven't they picked Religious Ideas, declared a holy war on Pakistan and fully annexed them yet?

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Upvoted and subscribed for Indian Healthcare Service and beating Pusstralia.

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based aryan ancestor protecting pride
aryan come from Ukraine and Russia

based fellow anglo

Whole world wants explanations, how it is that we are in 2021 and India is still no superpower
And indian government be like
>shit happens

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click in [update] please

updated
cringe

thank you, now you are sick

I'm Celt