man like nines getting wetted by the opps
/brit/
I once met Warwick Davis at a book signing in Liverpool. I shook his hand and was surprised by how strong he was. You could tell he had a wiry strength to him that people oft underestimate. We ended up chatting for a good 10 minutes and he amazed me with how personable and warm he was. But the highlight of the evening came when a fat guy wearing a fedora and steel-capped boots walked into the room and started shouting "MIDGE, MIDGE, COME OUT, COME OUT". He was belligerent and aggressive. One of Warwick's assistants went to get security but Warwick stopped her and said he can handle it. He bravely walked into the crowd to try and resolve the issue. When the rotund aggressor saw him he went mad with rage and started running straight towards Davis. What happened next was like something out of a Matrix movie. The attacker powered up a nasty kick, aiming for Warwick's chin, but Warwick deftly spin-jumped up and to the right, avoiding the impact. In that same instant he flanked the pudgy assailant and landed a devastating punch straight to the back of the knee. The neckbeard's leg buckled from the sheer force of the punch and then gravity did the rest. He started falling back, threatening to crush Warwick beneath hundreds of pounds of lard but Warwick rolled away in the nick of time. All of this happened in less than 2 seconds. Needless to say the delinquent was knocked unconscious and Warwick was left winded but victorious. The audience gave him a heartfelt applause and he went back to signing books while the obese neckbeard was escorted from the premises and later arrested. What was particularly satisfying was his sobbing cries as he was dragged away; he kept repeating "I'm sorry Warwick, you're a not a midge after all".
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Ha ha .. Limmyesqué ..
>Courtney Freckleton (born 17 January 1990), better known by his stage name Nines
Yanks are right to make fun of brit rappers
basado
Surrey? More like Sorry...for the shit flag.
limmy is absolute low tier comedy
down there with lee nelson
getting on the acid this weekend for the first time in 8 months
cant wait
bullshit i don't drink heineken ever
>shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit
why are americans like this
The entire nation of Germany is not worth an inch of Surrey.
>Courtney Freckleton
you can't say bad things about the gays.
unless you are a muslim.
then you can literally shut down a school about the gays.
but you can't say bad things about the muslims.
alri lads
Is Montana and Nevada, dare I say, based?
Very high opinion of your cock
Oi! Get an American gf right now!
On this day in British History
>1381 – Peasants' Revolt: In England, rebels arrive at Blackheath.
>1429 – Hundred Years' War: On the second day of the Battle of Jargeau, Joan of Arc leads the French army in their capture of the city and the English commander, William de la Pole, 1st Duke of Suffolk.
>1653 – First Anglo-Dutch War: The Battle of the Gabbard begins and lasts until June 13.
>1665 – Thomas Willett is appointed the first mayor of New York City.
>1775 – American Revolution: British general Thomas Gage declares martial law in Massachusetts. The British offer a pardon to all colonists who lay down their arms. There would be only two exceptions to the amnesty: Samuel Adams and John Hancock, if captured, were to be hanged.
>1798 – Irish Rebellion of 1798: Battle of Ballynahinch.
>1940 – World War II: Thirteen thousand British and French troops surrender to Major General Erwin Rommel at Saint-Valery-en-Caux.
>1997 – Queen Elizabeth II reopens the Globe Theatre in London.
friendly reminder that Dukat did nothing wrong
There is surely no way on earth these are mostly being posted by the actual people.
wtf is mikes?
Mental hiw women have bigger hips then men
>Remainer MPs LOSE crucial vote on blocking No Deal by to 309 to 298
want kind of thick shit tries to make a deal without having the option to walk away
Uhhhhhhhhhhhh, lads?
What did Boris mean by this?
it's waist not hips, brainlet
My guy.
Looks like a downie
He meant he did not take illegal substances.
He did not inhale
Boris already stated this and said he did it or was influenced by it at 19.
yeah and lets see what it looks like now, bub
Now that the dust has settled, was Jeff a shagger or a tosser?
how do i change the location that my torrent client dumps the files
slick willy had a similar response
ah yes they fucks dead pigs but wouldnt dare take coke
never did coke
never did heroin
never did ecstasy
never did meth
never did ketamine
never did pcp
never did dxm
never did lsd
never did mescaline
never did psilocybin
did a weed once or twice
>new york drinks wifebeater
holy based
In the settings you whopper
the new /mu/fu
excellent post
absolute SEETHE and shit flinging in this thread highly recommend
>did a weed
ooh we have an outcast
190 interviews Homealone youtube.com
What's West Virginia?
Mike's Hard Lemonade
It's like 5-6% ABV
peak virgin freak
I DONT NEED NO SPEED
why not call it r/incelfies? pack of fucking mongs no wonder they get no shags
who stabbed the nig and why did they stab him?
party vibes
oh ye simple
exactly
I don't know why they even bother denying it, they're never going to get in trouble anyway
>Eating at greggs in a town almost untouched from the Edwardian Times
>poundland
that's what we call ur mum's flat
did coke
did heroin
did ecstasy
did meth
did ketamine
did pcp
did dxm
did lsd
did mescaline
did psilocybin
did weed
did opium
did 2cb
did speed
did krokodil
did morphine
did nitrous oxide
never did paracetamol
That's Yuengling, an average-quality brew that's only really popular in WV and the rest of Appalachia
only another 25 more sets to do today
I DON'T WANT NO HEROIN
I DON'T WANT NO COKE
YOU CAN KEEP YOUR KETAMINE
>try to post this video to instagram
streamable.com
>"error uploading, try again later"
>try posting an innocuous video of some trees
>uploads fine
hmmm
HMMMMMMMM
>Bookies
>Greggs
>Charity Shop
>Poundland
>Bookies
>Bookies
>Greggs
>Charity Shop
Ah yes the English high street.
youtube.com
Takes me back this song does, remember when it was on telly?
*buys a couple of second-hand PS4 games*
*crosses the road for a cheeky sausage roll*
Ah yes, this is the life.
don't try to find me, might be in Switzerland or Hawaii
Reckon it was stonebridge man that licked him
you had me until
'did meth"
But I need a cheeky flutter
There is no england anymore
Love charity shops, me. They had an equestrian woollen top hat on sale for a bloody fiver I took it.
any Bruins man in?
Wasn't it on skins?
twitter.com
LOooooool the state of LONDON
same. got a plan to buy some cheap clobber and sell it to hipsters for an inflated price on depop
love putting my nose right into the gfs arsehole
is it true brits don't believe that the lives of thieves are immediately forfeit and they should be shot?
charity shops are great
you can get some really good bargains from them, especially if the staff are a bit slow
>did krokodil
alri ivan
Can I not opt for national service if I get convicted?
Why is it always schools with uniforms that are filled with scum?
it was just joking i have never taken any, not even paracetamol or antibiotic
loads of people drink Yuengling around Philly
it's easily the best cheap American beer
I would've thought it would be the favorite in PA too I don't know anyone who drinks runty budweiser
stole a pen from school one day
thats every school you muppet
don't all schools have uniforms?
no such thing as theft
very good post
You fucking scoundrel.
no
I occasionally steal beef jerky from tescos by only scanning one but placing two down on the self checkout.
based Maryland