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*chops your head off*

would love to shag lauren up her scottish arse

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YEAHHH.

at least brexit will mean scottish independence and irish reunification

silver lining

is it really an average weight if they just take the landwhales and fit ones and then just give a number in the middle of the two

what's it like fucking a really petite girl like 5'1"?

Slowthai fucking sucks. Lives in Kensington for fuck sake and the wanker has the gall to claim to speak for the working class....

I weigh 172 pounds and only have 32 inch waist

in your dreams kike

Corden is Britain's greatest export since the Beatles

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struggling to finish my dinnington but will all pay off when i get to offload a great wheelbarrow of poo in the bog in 5 minutes

Business Idea: Strip James Cordon of his British Citizenship

Inshallah

you're a soft reddit spacer fuck off you drunk bastard

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Tories aren't smart enough to vote for him

based
would love to throw her around a bit myself

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it's median weight, so yes
good for you skelly

I'm a yank

folc

holy fuck oh my

find her voice annoying as fuck

He's alright I like some of his policies but the concept that no deal means zero tariffs is a load of bollocks.

A bag of sand

Good post

Not once have I been on a bus with sufficient leg room, mental tbqh. Just design em better.

christ alive
just stop eating bro

what does it feel like having black skin?

fucking hell that belly jiggle when she sheds those crocodile tears XD. got the source for the rest of it?

just burped a big one but it done my voice cords with it so as well as the burp i was like "muuuhh"

im 195cm weigh 93kg and have like a 34 inch waist
ze fuck are these hams on

he's moved there now and is raising a family he'll probably get dual citizenship like John Oliver

>I respect women

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should try the ones over here

zoe that song you posted in the other thread is fucking wank, you sure you had the right link copied? you posted xanax damage

more of a megabus man myself
don't think I've once seen a Greyhound bus

shut it

This is a sfw board stop using such foul language

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172 pounds isnt skelly

>jawlad

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*yawns*

women are actually demonic aren't they?

Make James Corden stateless

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Where do they even find these awkward freaks lmao. The absolute state of British 'leaders' nigga smdh

one step closer then

imagine the number of big black willies she could fit in there
3 at a push I reckon

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youtu.be/1XGHcUOBIvs

Have sex

he's from northampton you fucking spastic
just lives with his tarquin gf and her parents
clueless wog

took this last week between Belfast and Dublin and I was surprised at how much legroom I had
it embarrassed the megabus I took a few days later

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For me it's chinman

I took buses in Copenhagen once and they were as shit as anywhere. Had to buy gay little coupons from a newsagent to do it too, bizarre.

seething cos your shit taste in music is being exposed

DRUG DEALUUUH

SKIVED OFF SCHOOL NOW I BLAME THERESUHHHHHHHHHH

just fuck off Slowtwat you wankstain its scrotes like you that ruin this country not the tory party

This drip is Chanel
How you gonna talk about dates when half of my team is in jail?
I made Forbes' "30 Under 30, " I might go flood out my girl's
See-through Louboutin heels, I might just blood out my girl's

*sticks my willer in you're wide open mouth again*

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scheduling a wank for 6:30 but might just not

why do yanks like james corden so much?
everybody in britain think he is an insufferable cunt who should be put in front of a firing squad

I said:

>AOTY

youtu.be/yPcgqztrSyQ

When you hear the air attack warning, you and your family must take cover.

It's a real rollercoaster
My 600lb Life, Maja's story. S07E08
everything in America (particularly central US) is filled with oil and added fats

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dogshit yank spastic mong wog nigger cretin dickhead

Would seriously and sincerely like to stamp Doug's head into red mashed potato.

dunno but britoids love him for gavin and stacey which is also dross

hot

the absolute STATE of belle delphine nonces

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based

you have a dire taste in music

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hohohohohohohoho

dubai is an odd place

they need those burritos

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absolute choon, cheers mate post more

DRUG DEALUUUUUUUUUUH

BLACK DAD RAN OUT ON MUM THATS WHY I'M FUCKING SCUUUUUUUUHM

doug isn't that bad
sometimes a bit annoying but overall stays out of the way
there are plenty of other personalities who are far worse

the real AOTY
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ur furys ur wilders ur ruizes ur joshuas

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ah yes

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watch this show on the treadmill me
find it to be good motivation

pathetic samefag
do you have no shame?

hehe

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would love to have a day once a month where I didn't get full
sometimes I struggle to finish a normal sized meal

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