/balk/ - Balkan thread

>toothpaste
every fucking time

>tricolor fag giving an opinion in anyone's else flag
Seriously, why did europeans do that

>6 month to train
imagine the incompetence

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Great fucking posts
MUCH to be desired on this one

This but unironically. If only we'd drop that "le based saviours of Christian Evropa" shtick, though...

>vardarians
stop bullying us, Shops

balkans are white tho

Makkes, please explain this stereotype - when I mentioned going to uni in blagoevgrad, everyone started telling me to not date macedonian women because they're пpoклeти.

would the world be better or worse?

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>China still exists

No, it wouldn't

first time hearing this. Do you hate us that much that you think we are some evil demons or something?

>muttland
every fucking time

Nothing much would change, a bigger and sparsely populated mongolia and wealthier states in soith india
Based, they are too much they should be divided more

t. ventilator

kek, my grandma told me not to get with one, because "they sleep with a knife under the pillow"

I was surprised as well, that's why I'm asking. I'm a Varnafag and my family disses literally every region other than our own but when my teachers and friends started repeating the same stereotype as well it made me curious.

Uyghurs still exists?
No they don't

My grandma was Macedonian and she was pretty prokleta tbqh. Also developed schizophrenia

Just give it all to MONGOL BVLLS

finally an intelligent dutch flag.

>Uyghurs, Tibet, united Mongolia
Based
>Taiwan/Canton/HK not independent
Cringe
>Small Pakistan
Cringe, should be the reverse. Why make brown poojets bigger?
>S.E. Asia
Don't really understand the reasoning

My top balk countries in order from least cucked to most cucked
1. Romania, because 99.99% christian and survived surrounded by enemies for centuries
2. All other countries in balk except turkey, albanians and greeks
3. Turkey
4. Albania + Greece = most cucked countries

are those serves still living in turkey :ddddd
youtube.com/watch?v=6GlNQzjii1c

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They're Kurds

Kek

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>being a Christcuck makes you not cucked
Kek.

Good night /balk/
youtube.com/watch?v=H72wKIqJ8zY

naten

>parents are second cousins and made 18 kids

is this the power of a 80 milion population country ?

How the fuck did Albanians go from one of the top tier posters around to absolute dl6gshit lowest tier, even worse than fyromians?
Is it all diasporatrash only?

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That Turkish larper and Envergay did that

youtube.com/watch?v=EwGQZ-vyMIo

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For me, it's the Greater East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere.

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>MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH DIASPOOOOOOORA

I'm not even a diaspora, brainlet Armenorganism.

are those pokemons?

wow brazil is truked too ?

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Excellent and thoughtful post, completely unironically.
We live in a post-post-post-post-irony clown world, and you have just made a post-post-post-post-POST-ironic post trying to pull the leg of someone who can't read posts.
Truly based and, dare i also say, DARE I, redpilled.

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Greeks >>> anyone else

>пpoклeти.
In late antiquity, Macedonia and Thrace were notorious for being areas with a lot of witchcraft

G****oids, tell me about these places marked in red.

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tldl you got BTFO and never managed to capture them any time you tried

The only reason there are white turks is because they stole babies from the superior races in the Balkans

I looked on it on google maps and it looks like bunch of semi-empty hills and mountains. Probably we never took it because it wasn't worth the effort.

SHEETHING you tried multiple times but got BTFO

>assemble an army and lost thousands of men in process to conquer empty mountains inhabited by bunch of irrelevant hillbillies

Why would Ottomans do that? I know average Greek IQ is 85 but please try to use your tiny brain for once and rationalize this scenario.

They were good pirates and would fight for anyone that paid them, whether it was Venetians or t****.
Their houses are also literal castles.

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they stole them

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>Their houses are also literal castles.

Any examples?

attacked in 1770, 1803 ,1807, 1815 BTFO
w we didn't want this land anyway hehe

I just watched that old movie alexander with colin farel again

they don't make em like that anymore

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youtube.com/watch?v=A6S82xVitTw

Kind of like this, all the houses in Mani are like that there. While not pretty at all, their extremely sturdy design proved successful against anyone, Venetians, t*****, other Greeks and whatnot.

This too.

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>1770
Lmao you got btfo by TVRKOALBANIAN(the most based people in Turkey) gigachads so I'd call it a draw.

That's interesting, thanks.

Ignore sifirbey, he's 21 years old and a total virgin who larps as an Albanian Muslim while his father fucks goes in the next room

>total virgin
Projection
>Albanian
True
>Muslim

Not true
>father fucks goes in the next room
Do you want to get fucked by him too or?

To be turk and larp as one of your best lapdogs is pretty damn cucked.

I want you to behave properly and stop being such a fucking faggot larper ikibey wannabe

Is there a linguistic explanation for why some notorious posters are beys (ikibey, sufferbey, magyarbey, animebey) while others are just nicknames (effendi, tranita, rasha, xpozed, tranlo, euflag)?

We are getting closer.

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>all the major cities in north macedonia were populated by turks while slavshits were peasant rural dwellers

My dick at the entrance of your ass

Is this a depiction of our sovereign debt?

it started with Ikibey i believe, every bey is named in omage to based iki

That's a tiny dick user, i want to bully you.

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>ikibey wannabe

Wat?

I ain't larping, I already posted my family tree from 19th century, the virgin Armenoid freak thinks Turkish-Albanians doesn't exist.

That's a planetary asshole greekanonkun

how to ban specific flags ;DDD

Turkish-albanians exist and you better be careful how much you boast that albanian part, some Turkish nationalists might look for you.

You're a bad poster, man, seriously. I know you're not stupid but baiting 24/7 turns this whole thread into shit quickly.

Yeah i take really big fat shits.
I'm also training my whiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrr powers.

Could be. The poor guy in the middle is the middle class. It's like pottery, it rhymes.

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>albanian
>behave properly

Albanians are integrated into Turkey. Also Turkish is not an ethnicity and anyone could be Turkish if they speak Turkish and feel Turk.

I only do that when there's no discussion going on

Ikibey was the first first
When he started larping as Greek, he used to call himself Mister Two (kirios dyo) in Greek

Me and some of other Greek lad had the idea of to translate it to Turkish, Bey according to Google meant Mister and Iki means Two. Now because Beyiki sounds retarded, we swapped the words and made it Ikibey.

As for the others, Effendi used to call himself that, EUflag used to post with an EU flag here due to his company proxy and Xpozed, well I don't know how he got his name but might be something to do with trying to doxx people

>tfw the relentless race baiting on this site developed me a race cuck fetish
what a cruel joke

If turkish is not an ethnicity that means Turkey is not a nation state.
A squad... I mean a commission from the Turkish embassy will visit you the following days.

>Xpozed, well I don't know how he got his name but might be something to do with trying to doxx people
someone posted his wife's naked ass or something, and someone else started posting that image while writing "XPOZED" all the time

explain

Post wife nakeed wife.

It's acutally bit complicated situtation, but Turks are an ethnicity and a nation at the same time.

>someone posted his wife's naked ass or something
Sauce?

That wasn't his wife's ass tho, I remember that

What was OG effendi like?

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Like a summer evening breeze

quite pungent my dear

Digged the archive for you, the guy who supposedly posted Xpozeds wife but irl that ass belongs to a tranny

desuarchive.org/int/thread/60402350/#60402462

He's a very easy going lad, posted fun stories all around here. I kept contact with him with emails and discord but we haven't spoken for months.

I hope he's doing ok

isnt it obvious? every time i come here there has to be a thread about it

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Answer me fgt, I want to know.

A cuck with Georgian ancestry
I remember him, he was crypto-gay and somehow admired Miro (the Bulgarian poster that looked like the biggest Slav on the planet) but he was something different and sometimes really funny

Was he also obsessed with Bulgaria?