/cum/ + friends

i think its just going to be like Jow Forums but with accounts
think itll be fun desu

Civil engineering

My keychain is dummy thicc, such is the life of someone with many responsibilities

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i dont think im nervous

Good morning

my friend is being unfaithful to his waifu (megumin) with a new girl (nep), how can i help save their relationship or is it better just to let them break up?

>so is saying "i seen" ever grammatically correct?
No, not in Standard English. Niggers are known to use it a lot though.

>it must have the word "have" or "haven't" in there since that is really the indicator of it being past tense?
No, the indicator that it's past tense is that you're using the word "seen", which is the past participle, instead of something else like "see" or "seeing". "Have" in "have seen" is the indicator that you're using present perfect. There are different forms that use "seen" beyond the present perfect. The main ones being:

Past perfect
>I had seen

Conditional perfect
>I would have seen

Future perfect
>I will have seen

It's all yours, my friend

I’m being fetishized by a black girl
She said I’m the first white guy shes fucked and she wanted me to make my accent sound as southern as possible while I insult her
Apparently her dad also said he would kick her out if she dates a white guy

Broke:
>I saw
Joke:
>I seen
Woke:
>I seen'd
Bespoke:
>I sawed

Just picked this up for cheap, thoughts?

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You should cum in her and ruin your life haha

i didn't know i could feel so sad about a class ending

nice blankies

karlos?

I already came in her after she didn’t let me pull out but she’s on the pill
Even if she gets preggers I doubt she won’t abort it

Thanks, it’s from India haha
Is this somebody in the 604 militia?

The Nazis are behind everything

ran into some dudes from hs and they smoked me out.

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YOUR FLY IS DOWN

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The black girl’s family is richer than me
Also I think she lied about her dad being racist

The growth of the far right is literally one of the main reasons that social media and the internet have gotten stricter

this is CSIS

you can't convince a poltard with that kind of information, they perceive the world as if they're braindead

everyone in my area on grindr being uglier than i am has given me an inflated ego

youtube.com/watch?v=a3WHGDHDA2M

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Did you know that CSIS stands for the Crusader State of Iraq and Al-Sham, and that it is actually a continuation of the Templars

Come zip it up ;)

i wish i could smoke weed

gays are gay because they are too ugly and/or weird to attract women (incel cope)
presumably you fall in the latter category

Wow that’s actually really based, wtf I love the federal government now

Not true.
I'm not him, but multiple women have been interested in me.

hows about i zip it up with some 7.62×51 bucko

nice leather strap

SHOT THROUGH THE DICK
AND YOU'RE TO BLAME
DARLIN' YOU GIVE RCMP A BAD NAME

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I can't quite see the serial number...

straight women are like flies to me and i want nothing to do with them

I have a lot of female friends

youtube.com/watch?v=hyUhEjtlDLA

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I want nothing to do with fag hags either hahaha

Imagine...

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i’m the opposite. pretty much all of my friends are straight guys

based

I feel like having a gay best friend would be pretty kino.

hot

why? free blowjobs?

Bro jobs, bro jobs every damn day. And you get to remain straight too!

youtube.com/watch?v=75CEV0CctYA

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UHUuuhuUU TA REE DURAZNO BART AJKASJK

wanted this girl to come over, but she said i can go her place at 10. fuck that, i'm already tired.

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>all this music sounds like someone singing into a flushing toilet, its so dope!
what did the top commenter mean by this

nice choon btw

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hey dudes
what are you doing right now?

Have sex

I have straight guys as friends too. I don't think a lot of them know that I'm a fag though

Deciding what to cook for dinner

wishing i were a girl

dying because of the hot weather

ain't doing shit after i eat dinner.

Living in a society

it’s usually easier for chicks to tell from my experience

probably a vine "meme" or something

everytime i read about latin american history makes me hate the usa even more

i'm here with you.

eating popcorn and watching the sopranos

youtube.com/watch?v=659pppwniXA

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Is aliceposter here?

See:

it true tho

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Thank you

i gotta call my mom but i don't have any conversation topics

i am listening to world of warcraft ambience.

then transition

?

is your mom the type to get upset if you do not call her after moving out

most parents would be sad if their children never called, yes

Aliceposter?

yeah

need to stop masturbating buds

I sent my mom a pic of my arms after my workout and she told me to stop

Ok good
I

y

Jow Forums was right
I'm a beaner

it hurts the soul

>I

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i don't understand.

youtube.com/watch?v=vH0GXoTnWJY

addicted to cheese

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but it feels good in the pp

>cherry glazerr
youtube.com/watch?v=H4hFIMt2z7Q

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basé

need frens to play csgo with