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alri lads

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male feminists are the most successful with women

i enjoy sex with women, but if you were to tell me that i'd have to either spend the rest of my life with only women, or the rest of my life with only men, i would choose only men

Did anyone go Parklife. It looked full of nitties

what job do you have? or are you a NEET?

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Misogyny turns most women on too, though. A very strange species.

Malponte, your musical interests are as shit as your Fashion style

I'm really not sure who you think you're talking to
I'm not Larry either

GET IN HERE LADS

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do you reckon women get randomly wet when they talk to blokes the same way we sometimes get random stiffies

you're just throwing darts in the dark aren't you

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A regular schizo. Fucks sake.

Waheyy

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film is easily the worst art form, would rank it below gaymes if they were art (they aren't)

have deduced there's some deeply unpleasant American poster in /brit/ who's obsessed with are charlie and flips out over other shit
seems to get upset when other americans get more attention than him
will narrow down more things about him over time

thinking about moving to the uk... any advice?

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No idea why a grown man enjoys listening to music aimed at prebuscent girls

Reckon this is what the Vikings saw on the beach as pulled up lmfao

masculine misogyny, not the pissy vindictive beta male incel misogyny

yeh move to peckham

seething

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Student, finishing my bachelor's in a month.
Next year a masters in quantitative finance and an internship or part time job as an active intraday trader

film is better than telly

ever sucked off me?

What do you listen to then?

Anyone going to a festival

Tiananmen 2.0 incoming lads

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What

I'd like to put my balls in this bowl
(hope it's really cold)

oppff brutal

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Fuck off FAG LORD

yeah man passed through there still

if you wanna get laid follow these 3 simple steps:
>iron your clothes
>lightly style your hair
>learn how to keep a conversation going

Fuccin fag

Chinlet

just realised im my own worst enemy

r/heroin is grim, golly

do all those and more yet cant get laid, thoughts?

you're just not trying hard enough

Jow Forums anything is grim u muppet

I have nearly only male friends and I'm happy in men companion either as friends or for more in various levels up to sex. So same, I would choose men but I would also fuck
Why do you anons think you men can't stand women while you also adore them? As explained, I enjoy men always more than women.

>is grim, golly
why do you talk like that?

Heroin itself is also grim

wow thanks for that i've been paying escorts £150 an hour this whole time!!!

be yourself

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madting

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>>learn how to keep a conversation going
this is the only one i do and i get laid

there's a gay guinea wop around

Keep getting liked by attractive middle-class girls on Hinge, but I'm too scared to do anything about it. Life really is suffering lads

same as winning the lottery bro, just gotta buy more tickets and you'll definitely win one day

how do i get on SSI in the UK?

The commonwealth needs to step up and retake Hong Kong from the commies

i try very hard
probably approached 300+ girls now had about half a dozen make outs and a quick 15 second handjob in a club that's it lol

kek

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i don't know, that's just how i talk

rather not get pounded by chinks ta x

You're an idiot lmfao

>i try very hard
ah you're trying too hard then

PUA master here

you wanna get laid? do the following:

lead off with a neg and then look for IOI's, make sure you escalate quickly and keep playfully insulting while laying foundation, but don't forget to agonize her friends while giving off clarity of intent, look for affirmations (her breathing) and keep communication frequency at compliance, she will shit test you so build credibility by direct game, using the disarm approach wingman. Drop anchor, then eject while eye glazing using the implicit technique, one she's locked out nickle back her till game over.

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it's honestly mental you lads still handed them over not even a decade after tiananmen

howling that some hong kongers think that their temporary freedoms allowed by china would be permanent

reckon she has a horrible meaty fanny now?

>Refuse to hand over Hong Kong
>Chinks cut off the water supply which comes entirely from the mainland
>Forced to hand it over a few weeks later after mass civilian deaths

Ah yes geostrategic genius.

lol i have tried hard and tried blaise nothing works really
tried that nonsense as well
tried just about every different style there is and every different area

Muslims should be ___________

rhetoric

Fury and Joshua are frauds

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anyone see some of seaside marks mental break down videos a couple days back? he admitted he was in a mental hospital for a year in 2006 and talked about how much of a failure he is, grim but kino

breeding white girls 24/7

you need to stop the chinks gaining hold of Australia

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deported

wanking > dating

u heard it here first folks

Not stupid shit about romantic relationships I’ll never have. Malponte is a sad case

He should be locked up in an institution where he can't bother anyone.

Kept out of White Countries. Period.
Exterminate the jew and let them live in the sand pit.
Thats how the nazis felt, thats what makes sense.

which part of the country are you in? shagging is easier in smaller communities and harder in big cities. location matters

astoundingly dumb post
giz a link

/brit/ is a mental institution

/brit/ is a _______

gonna go gym for the 2nd time today to distract me from my life

I've got more braincells in my left bollock than your entire inbred criminal nation you sunburned freak. Don't reply to me again.

Her looming shadow grows...

try cracking open a book

schizo general

I THINK I'M ON ANOTHER WORLD WITH YOU
I'M ON ANOTHER PLANET WITH YOOOUU

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wanking save my life

>pulling in a club and shagging
lol never done this
me? I've managed to get a couple of girlfriends through my social group

abc.net.au/news/2019-06-11/11177022
doing a read
>..Tiffany Wan, the daughter of murdered Perth woman Annabelle Chen, could potentially inherit her mother's multi-million-dollar estate.
>That's despite the fact that Wan was found guilty of being an accessory after the fact to her mother's murder in 2016.
>Wan was found to have helped her father cover up the crime, for example by removing footprints from her mother's home.
why are asian women such sociopaths, i swear it's in their nature
beastly people

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I love you

might have a shower before bed lmfao

My world collapsed when AJ lost. Simple as.

Books don't help me get a big back for knock out power