This is what Danmark wears in his free time

wtf??? why isn't he wearing briefs? is he actually a scot?

Yes

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>I don't work
seems to be the major link between all Jow Forums traps tb h

please let me shove my face in your ass

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Din rumpa behöver knådas som en bulldeg. :^)

How old are you again?

because you're my favourite poster and I wanted to see you before going to sleep
also I love posting sexy maids

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perfection

I'd literally hop on the ferry to Denmark just to get at it

Oh my Denmark...

Hot... I hope you are at a safe distance then, haha.
It's cause im studying, when im done ill get a job so I can afford stuff since I no longer will have student gibs.
Just turned 20.

no scot would stoop this low
we are tuff n ‘ard unlike this poof

this

>tuff n ‘ard unlike this poof
hot post pics

Goddamn I didn't even have to make a thread and I got guys hungry for me.

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Ah, nice.
What are you studying?

Can I fuck you if I visit Denmark?

the curse of being hot...

no
I’m twink as fuuuark unfortunately so no f*Male shall bed with me
wish i was gay tbhdesu

Halmstad så nästan så nära man kan komma.

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Do you work out those glutes? if you reply no you're going to make several girls kill themselves so think carefuly

*licks lips*

One ticket to Copenhagen please.

Consider some italian holidays, Mads.

I don't go to the gym so in that sense, no. I just do regular exercise and sports.
Just cause you come here doesn't mean I have to fuck you guys!

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Yes, but where i live
Aka florence

Well since im your favorite and you're going to sleep. You can have this cause im nice.

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>Just cause you come here doesn't mean I have to fuck you guys!

I just want to hang out in Denmark desu. And make you clean stuff in your maid dress.

you don't have to do anything, but it is the natural course of action when you present yourself like this to another man

>I don't go to the gym so in that sense, no
wew why did god give out full rounds asses with little effort to bois it sounds counter intuitive to his doctrine

Ha ha ha, that's where you're wrong cutie

You are a man.
Not a girl

Stupid BITCH

that's nice
what are your stats? height, weight

he doesn't sounds like he present himself as a girl hopefully he doesn't do the nasal voice shit either

Hanging out is fine if you don't mind getting a few drinks. But I don't do maid service for free.
This is sounding awfully close to raping me...
>106966195
175 cm and 62kg.

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TFW
Need to fuck a trap.Latvia is a extremely small place with very dangerous and homophobic people. IF people knew...best case I would be considered as ''gay'' and talked about behind my back (most of my friends also would avoid me)...and worse case...

WHERE to find traps IRL ?

ugh?

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fucking hell I even weight less than you

OWO

Most of my weight goes to my thighs and butt anyways so I don't mind.

>175 cm and 62kg.
fuck that's my weight and i'm 8 cm taller
>tfw a trap is more jacked than you

That's nice. What sports do you practice?
Do you do anything to make your butt look like that?

Why are danes so girly?

What's that on your arm? Arm warmers? I want some.

Drinks and rod polse it is. (not a euphemism but I don't really want rod polse now that I think about it)

PLZ Russia ..lets become one again

fuck off to lgbt you freaks

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mate I’m same height and weigh 13 kilo less
what do you eat?

this board is lgbt with flags fren

Volleyball! And since that's a sport that revolves around a lot of leg and thigh movement I tend to do exercises focuses on them.

>volleyball
yeah that explains the butt

Where is janny?

Perhaps a few too many cakes and good food cause I like baking and cooking. Also I drink a lot which isn't exactly helping my weight. Though ive been losing weight lately.
Yeah thats an added benefit!

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SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID FUCKING FUCKING FAGGOT

OMFG YOU MAKE ME SO FUCKING ANGRY SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH please lets have sex

I made you angry? Okay ill shut up then

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Janny is lgbt friendly did you not notice the constant thinly veiled gay threads?

>Also I drink a lot which
Oh... Any reason for that? Are you going through something painful or is it just because you like it?

You're cute

Incel

Yes you make me angry,how do you feel about portuguese boys?

Post boipussy please

I’d want to platonically cuddle with you as long as you don’t pull off any gay stuff with me.
can you bulk me up with food please? I want to eat better

There's one I like.
I like drinking and I sometimes get dragged along to go clubbing.
Yeah sure im fine with just cuddling if im the little spoon.

You must have toys that go with that outfit don't you
Why don't you go ahead and show us sweetie

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Oh, so you're outgoing then

This is why I dont visit this board anymord
You are all mentally ill fags, gay or not

how about two of them?
Also,do you like curved cocks?

Just post your cock already faggot

have sex

Not really, for some reason im popular enough that people want to hang out with me, and im a pushover so I don't mind getting dragged along to social events.
I thought I made you angry, why would you care?

If I ever catch your ass out in public, I’m going to brutally murder you for making us look like fags

Hes angry because hes an incel and cant fuck you

>If I ever catch your ass out in public
l-lewd can i pitch too?

I see. And what are you studying in uni?

I was joking,I'm bisexual and I can fuck guys as long as they're feminine enough.
what type of partner would you be?a supportive partner that does cooking and helps me with stuff here and there?

This is a good thread. Thank you.

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are you into moroccan boys?

Well, I’m a software engineer.

told you it's the major link

If i ever catch your ass i wil brutally rape you then kidnap

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Lol incel looking for a bf on 4chang

>im popular enough that people want to hang out with me
Kill yourself normalfag scum

Lmao

You can’t reasonably be cute if your work includes heavy labor, so that’s a given.

That’s clearly a mans ass you faggot.

nooooooo not my Danish brothers

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Mostly a supportive partner but im also really bratty occasionally.
Ive never met any.
Maybe ill do religious studies or history. Im not sure.
Why do I attract so many rapists???

infidel

I work as heavy duty courier and im cute

I don't mind,I want you as my partner

Oof

i was saying that girls have to work out a lot to get an ass this round and full i never said he was a girl